Roasting Every Zodiac Sign.. (Zodiac Diss Track) 

“How each Zodiac Sign acts in a Drive Thru” 🍔♋️🤣 (Drive-thru Prank) ➡️ ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-sppqcstsKD0.html ⬅️

Cancers Distrac: "Unlike Ariana, they always have tears to cry" Ariana (who is Cancer): 👁👄👁

Guys, he just dissed *EVERYONE* in the universe, DUDE, this is universal roasting. People, I was just making a dumb joke. I am aware he dissed himself too and that your zodiac sign doesn’t determine everything about you as a person.

As a Libra, I am offended and amazed about how accurate this is.

As a Taurus i've never felt so roasted in a better way possible than this. And as a Taurus I never seek out help and love food. YOU WERE RIGHT ON TRACK IN MY OPINION Mr.Grande 😭

“Corona is no big deal they’re used to wearing masks” i was like whattt lmao as a Gemini that got me cracking up 💀🤚🏽

I’m seriously offended but amazed at the same time

honestly as a virgo i would like to thank you for assuming i win every argument, which i do, because i keep arguing until the other person gets mad and gives up

“They don’t want the quarantine to end” *As a Leo.. why the hell is that so true..?*

~Time stamps ~ 00:00 : Aquarius 00:33 : Libra 00:55 : Gemini 01:17 : Pisces 01:51 : Scorpio 02:27 : Cancer 02:47 : Aries 03:20 : Leo 03:42 : Saggitarius 04:05 : Virgo 04:26 : Taurus 04:50 : Capricorn

“They’re the most likely zodiac signs to be forgotten” As a Capricorn, I can confirm this is very true. I was surprised he even remembered us tbh 😭😭😭

I’m a Virgo, and i have to admit all he said is true-

Aries: "They're never in their beds." My older brother: "Excuse me."

As a Virgo, *that ain’t a roast, it’s a factual compliment.*

As an Aries, this is very , very , very , VERY true 😂😂😂

As an aquarius that line " They're most likely to do drugs" Is really true 🙂🙃🙂

as a scorpio i am not offended. everything he said is true.

"I've never met a Capricorn that wasn't super bossy" Me, a Capricorn: 👁️👄👁️

As a Pisces, that is unbelievably accurate. If I had a dollar for everytime I’ve forgiven someone unreasonably I’d be Jeff Bezos 💀 Edit: it happened again a year later 💀 tf if wrong with me😭

As a Virgo, you are right. I'll take this as a compliment, because you're one of the few creators that get us right. We are not sweet and innocent, we are work obsessed control freaks. Thank you.

“Capricorn’s are like bland food that is going rotten” … now THAT one hurt the most

“The only friend you have is a box of tissues” Me as a Pisces: he didn’t lie.

I’ve never seen something more accurate 🤣🤣🤣 Btw I’m a Virgo ♍️even though he was roasting a zodiac signs it still kind of felt like a complement 🤣🤣

As a leo I usually get annoyed when people say we always want attention but during the Leo diss I agreed to everything he said 🤣

“Corona is no big deal, *they’re used to wearing masks* “ Me and my twin feel attacked

imagine him just staring at the camera silently doing weird hand gestures and facial expressions

Me ♈️ Aries: Thanks that felt like a compliment

He didn't even offend virgo's. I'm proud of that

“If it wasn’t for the web I would forget that they exist” Me a Capricorn: *well yes but actually yes*

“Corona is no big deal, they’re used to wearing masks” Me a Gemini: YESSS

as a scorpio you are very correct on everything but "Seeing other people heartbroken is their kink"

When he said that secrets are hidden away, and that no one will even know or understand, that hit my truth spot so hard. I often feel like nobody understands me lol.

Gemini: they're used to wearing masks Me, a gemini: *why u gotta be like that*

Hi i'm a Sag, and that wasn't even offensive it was just true.

As a scorpio, It was very very VERY offensive but it was so dang true 😭. Also great rapping, it probably took a long time to get all the words to rhyme for each 12 zodiac.

as a taurus, i have to confirm i am “a chill dude” but can be offended when i’m told i’m wrong. very true.

“they never pick a side” me, a bi Libra: 🤨

Me, who’s technically both a Pisces and an Aries: *confused angry crying*

this man just straight up roasted everybody in the world🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You’re amazing dude!!! Love this so much 😂

He’s not roasting anyone he just spilling straight up facts.

Me, who doesn't believe in astrology: *YES...* Edit: Ya'll need to *chill*

As an Aries I am not even offended because this is so true

im a virgo and that was so good it felt like a compliment, i've never lost an argument in my life, even if the other person thinks they won ''the victor is not victorious until the vanquished has considered himself so'' -some roman phylosypher during the punic wars

No one: Literally no one: Aries: *I wanna go bungee jumping without the bungee cord.*

I’m a Sagittarius and he didn’t even roast us he spoke of the truth

I LOOVEE THIS ❤❤❤❤ please make moreee 🙏🙏🙏

As a Scorpio i am amazed at how accurate literally everything you said about us is......

“Corona’s no big deal, they’re used to wearing masks.” 💀 As a Gemini, both of my personalities agree. 😩

"Corona is no big deal, they're used to wearing masks." That hurt and I'm not even a Gemini.

alright, im 3 minutes in and im scared for mine after how funny yet messed up these disses are. i love it

WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE???? 😭😭😭

“If it wasn’t for the web I would forgot that they exist” Me who’s a Capricorn: immediately calls friends

"They would be in jail if being needy was a crime" Me: ALEXA PLAY NEEDY BY ARIANA GRANDE

This is painfully true, and I now feel vandalized by my own securities

As a cancer most of it was accurate for me, except for the attention part and the crying. I’m not sure about other cancer but for me personally I hate being the center of attention and I’m actually really shy irl. Also I don’t really cry, not even watching sad movies sooo that’s my personal opinion 😅

“They spend hours looking at a text they will never send” Me, a libra, having a mental breakdown right now over a text I have to send: 👁👄👁

Not gonna lie I'm very impressed with how accurate this is...

I luv how you drew on the Aquarius name tag lol

As a taurus, i am confused by how accurate this man is

I’m a Sagittarius and he just told the truth he didn’t roast us. And that’s good.

Him Roasting Scorpio, “You never Jump to conclusions-“ Me: “That’s right!” “-Yea you leap!” Me: “ouch that one hurt.”

I've never been so offended and agreed with something so much at the same time in my entire life, lol

As a leo I'm not even offended...he got 90% right tbvh😂😂I like staring at myself in the mirror looking at all my flaws and perks and hyping myself up plus I love staying at the home, I hardly ever leave my house unless for church or for school

"Seeing other people heartbroken, is your kink" Me a Scorpio : well yes, but actually no

I was able to put this as a song on an app called Offline Music and so now I can listen to this song even without Wi-Fi

i think this should be called 'calling out every zodiac sign'

I just love the fact that Aquarius' name plate isn't like the others'. Really plays into the "not like other signs" stereotype.

He didn’t lie about Sagittarius, he spoke FACTS.

Luv it!!! Gemini was my favorite even tho I'm not one😂 So glad I found your channel... Keep em' comin'❤

I’m offended and impressed at the same time 😂 Hey, it was fun to watch 😅

"Libra is a magnet for toxic men" I feel attacked-

I'm not an Aries but I’m pretty sure he was complementing them...

Some of those felt like a personal attack

Honestly nailed it

"They're the most likely zodiac sign to be forgotten" As a Capricorn, I am offended and incredibly impressed at the same time....

I don't think he is roasting any zodiac, he is just spilling facts

Bro why does this sound actually good and I didn't even get offended

as a Pisces ♓️ This is so true I’m not even offended I’m just amazed and surprise

Libra: they love makeup: me who’s holding a makeup set in my hands 👁👄👁

Why sound Sagittarius and Scorpio like a compliment? I came here to see my sign (Scorpio) roasted and all I heard was the nice truth!? ExCuSe mE?

"the only real friend you have is a box of tissues" hmmm accurate because where I live it is constantly cold and I have a funny nose

This is less of a roast and more of a reverse backhand compliment

They lyrics “they only real friends you have is a box of tissues” as pisces is painfully accurate

“Someone else getting attention is a Leo’s biggest fear.” That’s kinda true... (I’m a Leo)

The most accurate video doesn't exis- 💀

As a paper bag found on the sidewalk who has sense on what real life is besides telling people we can't be friends because they're a cornfield and I'm a paper towel i didnt watch the video

I feel like you didn’t even roast Sagittarius, Aries or Virgo

I've never been so offended by something that I totally agree on. -Fellow Capricorn

Bro roasted 100% of the people on this planet...

As a Sagittarius….yes…I approve your message 💀

*I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with.*

Me being a Scorpio: *I don't tell people how I feel* *I make others happy* *I sometimes get jealous* *I lock up my emotions so I don't bother anyone else* This dude has hit the nail on the head

Remind me to close my blinds at night

Bro is a fire sign, because he brought that heat.

Hearing Sagittarius just brought a sly smile to my face. DON'T MAKE ME MAD, SON

“the coolest signs? capricorns are at the bottom of the list.” :(

Me: prepares to be roasted as a *gemini* Also me: *Isn't ready for anything of that*

Okay the “They complain about every day tasks” applies to me too I have to admit lol

4:50 ‘Capricorn’s are never talking’ Me, a Capricorn and being a mute: _YES_