Captain CJ | Brooklyn Nine-Nine 

It’s taken me months, but I finally realised that CJ stands for Captain Jason

What I like the most about CJ is that he's an idiot, who KNOWS he's an idiot. He's totally aware of his own incompetence and is always happy when responsibilities are taken from him.

Early days jake would love this captain

“How did you become captain? You seem a little...” “Unqualified? Because I am” 😂😂😂

He's probably my favorite side character. He's just so quotable.

when you put all your skill points in luck but not intelligence

"well the 9 years at the academy were some of the best years in my life" "thats a six month programm" "sure. for a lot of people" what a line this is 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

CJ is an amazing actor! Just look at how he draws us in with his dumb humor. I am dumbfounded each time he speaks like i watched him for the first time 😂😂

"What's the plan, son?" "Well, dad...." *I DIED*

"9 years at the academy were the best years of my life" "it's a six month program"😂😂😂😂😂

IF YOU SEE SOMETHIN SAY SOMETHIN, COME ON AND PARTY TONIGHT!

hes like the guy who doesn't understand what hes doing but gods got his back so everything will always go his way.

Seriously I loved CJ so much he was dumb in an adorable way

Jake, I need an answer why is nobody coughing? I need an answer on the dog thing-- is, is it weird? Can somebody cough? Whose cough was that was that you, Jake if it was you, cough twice if it was somebody else cough three times. *laughing* Holy COW, oh man, how do you come up with that stuff? But that's why you guys are in there and I'm out here, just.... on the mic. You know, check one, check two-- check... DJ, CJ on the mic! You know, I actually did DJ at my sister's wedding, it did NOT didn't turn out well. Apparently there's such a thing as too much Smash Mouth. Sometimes I look at my sister and like... and she's got two kids, beautiful house, and I'm like, CJ what have you done with your life? ah WHOA, who said we were cops? We haven't gotten any of the information we needed yet! Jake! You're blowing it man!

Ok muchachos lets roll up on these muchachos

"That's gonna leave a mark" "What?" CJ lowkey one of the funniest side character in the brooklyn nine nine series 😂

"You told me to sugarcoat it" "And who's fault is that?" "Yours." "I know!" Lmao I love this

5:36 Nobody's going to talk about this perfect 'pew'

I can't explain how much I love the "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" "Yes."

4:24 when cj forgot what he was talking about, i think that if Rosa told cj that he's rewarding the gang for going to Florida, I'm sure cj would believe it

"Am I in trouble" "No you are the boss"

Several years later and I still think that if Rosa hadn't reminded CJ that he was punishing them, they would have never transferred to the night shift

Loved when jake called holt dad

"Well, Dad, we don't know where Flaco is." I love how they've both just accepted their father-son relationship.

That's gonna leave a mark.

That scene when hes talking to them through their headsets had me dying. I seriously laughed for a full hour

I want this guy’s luck

One of my faves is when he's part of Jake's "suicide squad" and he goes "oh my god, did I call this meeting? Uhh dismissed, dismissed"

My door is always open unless it's closed but you can still open it

"if you see something say something, c'mon and party tonight -beww- 5:22

brooklyn 99 never stops being QUALITY

Captain CJ is someone I would definitely be friends with he’s incompetent but so likeable

'Uh-oh, "Captain Stentley"... am I in trouble?' 'No, you're our boss.' 'Oh, right! ...Are you in trouble?'

CJ; Is like numbers are so crazy I'm I right? Scully; (Amen) 😂 😂

That time when Jake called Holt dad is gonna leave a mark

"Didn't you have to pass the exams? Like, wasn't there like an interview? Where they met you? And... Heard you speak?" "Presumably."

ok muchachos Let's role up on this muchachos

Ken Marino is easily one of the most underrated comedy actors in the world. Between his guest roles and his character in Party Down its insane. His psychical comedy is the best in Party Down

CJ is so awkward and anxious. Why is he me?

CJ: "Like numbers are really crazy.... Am I right?" Hitchcock and Scully: "Amen!!" Terry: "No" 🤣🤣🤣

isnt calling him captain CJ just saying captain captain jason?

🎶You have the right to remain silent🎶 🎵🎵Come on and party tonight 🎵🎵

Lol, he's like the anti-Holt. I love the details like the Bongo drums in his office.

"oh god, am i in-charged of the meeting? dismissed. dismissed!"

Maybe a compilation of everytime Hitchcock takes his shirt of?

"So what we got Son?" "Well, dad..." Love how casual they are now, it shows so much character growth.

TERRY SPEAKING IN THE THIRD PERSON,YA NEED TO DO THAT ONE

Holt: I think it might be better if you stayed in the van CJ: wait, are you trying to sideline me? Holt: Yes! CJ:Ahhh thanks god gotta love that guy!

Amy's face when he said "Call me CJ"

The sad part is that there are actually people like this that do get promoted or in "position of power" ...

“And who fault is that Jake” *”yours”* “I know”

"ok, muchachos, let's roll up on these muchachos"

5:30 bet some of yall are here for this

“Are you wearing sweatpants?”.

“That soup is good, that’s gonna leave a mark”

CJ = Michael Scott

5:58 "🎵 You have the right to remain silent 🎶 . Come on and *party tonight* "

Numbers are so crazy..

"between you and me, i don't fully know what i'm doing but it seems like you guys do so i'm just gonna stay out of the way and give you guys whatever you need" this man is my spirit animal

This video is so good! .....that's gotta leave a mark

*"If you see something, say something...come on and party tonight!"*

Someone should make a compilation of all the times anyone in the precinct shouted "NINE-NINE!"

"okay muchachos, let's roll up in these muchachos" I CAN'T AJSJAJSJSJAJSJAJAJAJAJA he may be dumb but he's so sweet I love him

You have the right to remain silent...come on party tonight! I want that to turn into a real song

8:16 best Cj scene

"if worst comes to worst start shooting things"

5:47 that what always cracks me up

Maybe a rosa + gina compilation? just saying

“You have the right to remain silent...come on and party tonight!” HaHa

You gotta see this spider It's gigantic..

ok muchachos, let’s roll up on these muchachos

OMG THEY TOOK MY SUGGESTION!! this channel rocks! Come on and party tonight!

Ok, season 1 Jake would just love this guy. A goofball that lets him do what he wants, that's his dream boss. But now, after meeting a true leader, that's not enough for him. He needs someone who he respects and admires. He needed someone like Holt.

You were punishing us Oh yes I'm transferring the whole squad to the night shift Nooooooooooooooooo Yes.

2:25 I like Gina's reaction during the introduction of CJ

I was about to ask for this 🙌🏻this is gonna leave a mark

8:50 Ahhhhh it felt so good when they laid into him

0:10 low-key wants to adopt him

I just love how Hitchcock and Scully immediately like him

6:11 lmaooo the sign “have you seen my kitchen counter?” I DIED

The episode with CJ in the van talking into the earpiece had me crying with laughter :D I love CJ!

"You have the right to remain silent, come on party tonight" the guy does have great hooks

2:56 Anyone else notice Hitchcock's little fist pump when Rosa said she tore down her desk-walls?

Okay Muchachos!

"There was a spider in the car and I panicked." LMAO that's so me, I LOVE him, he's adorable!

ok but that scene at 1:50 when Charles asks CJ about the exam, I always lose it when CJ answers "presumably" and Charles closes his hand into a fist

God: How much luck over intelligence do you want to have? CJ: Yes!

6:28 For real read the sign in the background very realistic stuff

05:39 "Ooh... thats gonna leave a mark! " - Captain CJ

It's CJ by the way...

has anyone else noticed that the title is captain Cj and CJ stands for captain jason So that means captain captain Jason is the title

He is the best captain we've ever had hands down

Don't know why, but i find him super adorable.

There should be one with all the times Amy bragged about her school days/self burned (cause those are rare)

9:04 CJ broke Holt. Poor man.

I need a whole song of C'mon let's party tonight

“Am I in trouble?” “No you’re our boss.” Oh... are you guys in trouble?” I love CJ!!!

I just came for "come on and party tonight" That guy's got great hooks

With CJ's kind of disposition I feel like he would do so much better at maybe something more social and in a less stress environment kind of job. Hes so incompetent but weirdly very likeable.

4:13 My fav line