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Is there anything the Velvet Thunder, Raymond J. Holt CAN'T do?
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@WolframiteWraith 4 года назад

"because no one will ever believe you". That one was beautiful.

@P.J.C_7 4 года назад

The way he looks a jake a the end is awesome

@Charlie_Alpha_Lima 4 года назад

He really is a sick son of a bitch

@aizentaicho82 4 года назад

My favorite too lol

@remipit3659 4 года назад

I want to like this comment but it is at 669 likes and I don’t want to ruin it

@danieldifrancesco7987 4 года назад

It’s those weak helpless no’s from Jake while he’s deleting them that gets me every time

@tttrung184 4 года назад

Holt's favorite secret hobby is messing with Jake

@leokearney2117 4 года назад

That’s not a secret hobby.

@prajyotagrawal9737 4 года назад

I wanna like it but I won't cuz it's 420 rn.

@raihankabir4076 4 года назад

A bother figure because he's always bothering him

@bushidotestu1997 4 года назад

That is far from secret

@nataliagarrid 4 года назад

Secret??

@DTB180 4 года назад

The most unrealistic thing about these clips isn't that Holt does Hula hooping. It's that he would have over 200 unanswered Emails on his phone

@LokiSinweave 4 года назад

I believe he would be subscribed to a number of online magazines, interesting documents, and work emails, and receives thousands of emails a day, and he hadn't properly sat down yet so he could reply to every single one of them 😂

@DTB180 4 года назад

@@LokiSinweave you know what!.... I like your way of thinking 😂

@spiderclanx 4 года назад

Could be messages from his sister that morning.

@LokiSinweave 4 года назад

@@spiderclanx true.. hurricane debbie does love her drama..

@donarmando7504 4 года назад

Well, I have +500 so, is very common that

@shaefrierson4926 4 года назад

Underrated line: “My hands are covered in butter from making butter!” 😂

@plannedsarcasm6930 4 года назад

That one gets me every time I hear it

@drishtijain2161 4 года назад

All Boyle moments are underrated

@maayanetzioni1859 4 года назад

My favorite Boyle line after "yippee kayak other-buckets"

@charlesreed8420 4 года назад

Nobody like this comment, it is at 420 likes!!!

@thecampverdekid806 3 года назад

Boyle is goat

@thurantpnh6687 4 года назад

Don't forget making balloon arches #vindication!

@AreRicX 4 года назад

VINDICATIONNNNNNNNNNNN

@ManlyStump 4 года назад

Making? No, birthing!

@thurantpnh6687 4 года назад

@@ManlyStump There is no form more graceful than the arch. No object more whimsical than the balloon.

@SparkleP8nter 4 года назад

thurant pnh amazing ones!!

@georgewilber9906 4 года назад

And antique globe collecting this video is a scam

@DanteYewToob 4 года назад

"Dancing over. Situation diffused." Is an excellent example of who Holt is as a person. Very proper and professional, but he has a fun side and will do whatever it takes to avoid unnecessary conflict in a respectable way. Holt is the type of man the world needs but doesn't deserve!

@deaddad6310 4 года назад

Defused*

@shotty1251 4 года назад

Not when it comes to Wunch.

@thelittlesdumplings2915 4 года назад

Shotty But who would be friendly to the devil

@Dogmaaa 3 года назад

And the Jake just sObBinG

@Almighty_jones 3 года назад

If more cops knew how to be human in situations like these

@firiel2366 4 года назад

"Captain, do I have a tell?" "No, you don't understand the game well enough to have a tell." I felt that

@tanith117 4 года назад

American ww2 Military Doctrine If we don't know what we are doing, then the enemy cant anticipate our future actions.

@spongebobsjellyfish 4 года назад

Dammit Eugene, you sold me out!!

@sharpe227 4 года назад

@@tanith117 So its Sun Tzu Fight the enemy that doenst know you exist in a way that doenst look like war and before he knows you are at war with him.

@christinapowell8822 3 года назад

nor does it matter ,so do tell please ,

@DinsRune 3 года назад

I don't have a tell because I never fold, even if I'm going to lose. I had a poker night with my college roommates, and on some hands I didn't even look at my cards.

@Wargablarg 3 года назад

Holt is Human Being goals. He's got it all. Fulfilling relationship with someone who's perfect for him, a job he's passionate about, plenty of time to pursue a whole selection of hobbies he's interested in, and a wide social support network that understands and cares about him.

@alyzu4755 Год назад

And a corgi!

@laurenbastin8849 4 года назад

Something about the delivery of “Jake the overwhelming time pressure” cracks me up every time

@williamking6787 2 года назад

Also that first jump kick was pretty sweet too

@yiklongtay6029 4 года назад

"Don't worry about it". Holt used contractions. This is his tell for nervousness.

@Jimothyjohns 4 года назад

Yik Long Tay And lies

@AnonYmous-mc5zx 4 года назад

Well...yes...it is in fact...his tell

@SparkleP8nter 4 года назад

I love that so much

@hellothere8065 4 года назад

Isn't his tell using double contractions?

@AnonYmous-mc5zx 4 года назад

@@hellothere8065 Don't make me think about Captain Holt saying "Y'all'd've" while I'm drinking.

@manthighs69 4 года назад

“367 paintings of one rock? This guy parties!”

@SparkleP8nter 4 года назад

Cerebral Martini my kind of artist 👩‍🎤! one for every day of the year, plus 2 extra!

@dreamybombstudios724 4 года назад

One of my favorite lines

@elizaelise5192 3 года назад

what episode was that from?

@KashishVenaikkashven_01x 3 года назад

And guess the coincidence? There's 367 comments in this comment section!!

@christianperez6214 4 года назад

The look on Jake's face when Capt. Holt said and I quote " You call that dancing, this is dancing".

@OvSpP 4 года назад

And you know what hobby he likes to do the most? *Bone.*

@Mizfitforlife 4 года назад

What did you say?

@colleendianuzzo 4 года назад

Dont say it again.

@heidelward905 4 года назад

Those are our father's! HOW DARE YOU! LMAO

@banananinjavacationbanana2257 4 года назад

H O W D A R E Y O U D E T E C T I V E D I A Z

@rodzvany 4 года назад

i am yOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER

@lilscigirl 4 года назад

"That's right, his nickname is longer than his actual name. Why's that Terry?" "Cause he's a dick." gets me every time 😂

@revolrtol 4 года назад

“Now I know how Salieri felt” lmao Holt is Mozart

@ludwigvanbeethoven5176 4 года назад

That kinda hurt me a little XD

@emmaray6215 3 года назад

Ludwig van Beethoven, were you smiling?

@reecegraetz2557 4 года назад

7:24 “‘I am... aight.” Absolute legend

@dangerzone9122 3 года назад

the way he said it in a monotone way 😂

@adityatrifaley4872 4 года назад

The only question is, how do you hurt your arm smiling?

@SparkleP8nter 4 года назад

Aditya Trifaley id love to see this in play

@Surya-zz6jo 4 года назад

It's easy, you just have to expand your mouth using your arm and stay in that position for 3 hours.

@pjani14 4 года назад

You have 666 likes as I type this, so I'll say by dancing with the devil, in the pale moonlight?

@catialeoncini98 4 года назад

I never would have thought that the line "hand over your spatula" would make me absolutely crack up, but here we are😂😂😂 Joe is an amazing actor

@rainbowpanic5632 4 года назад

I love Joe Lo Truglio 😂 Honestly all of the actors on B99 are amazing

@harmlessnunchuck2067 3 года назад

It's just like " hand your badge and gun" 🤣🤣🤣

@namratasarma2062 4 года назад

"Captain, are you secretly coolll?? " 😂😂 Love Jake!!

@Legendary_sartorian 4 года назад

its nice to see jake go from finding holt boring and annoying to be an expert at holts subtle ways and loving him like the cool daddy he is

@eudorasmith3283 4 года назад

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Terry named his breasts

@wokeupnew 4 года назад

Brinadette Smith haven’t we all 😔

@Izanagi520 4 года назад

His heavy breasts.

@Dogmaaa 3 года назад

P e c k s

@christinapowell8822 3 года назад

@@wokeupnew not hope here

@loitlois 4 года назад

Kwazy cupcakes says hi...

@DirtCheapFU 4 года назад

"Kwazy is a difficult word to say in anger, but I think I've made my feelings clear."

@avalovesmemes731 4 года назад

Kwazy cupcakes wants to know your location

@aanya3248 3 года назад

I downloaded it, it’s on the App Store!

@aceanimations3214 4 года назад

8:16 I had to watch it twice to catch his tell He said " _I'm_ not going to cancel this mission" instead of "I am not going to cancel this mission"

@dracos0024 4 года назад

And " _you're_ both great at poker".

@VideoKilledTheHeros 3 года назад

I love the guy's grin when Holt says "situation diffused" so cute haha

@WaryJester 3 года назад

This is how all cops should act. "Or what? You'll arrest me?" " *No* ....I will *dance battle* you."

@pforgottonsoul 2 года назад

should be taught in academies from now on.

@pabloiriqui6128 4 года назад

Hat Damn! Peralta say it, Hat Damn. "Hat Damn!" Now you say it. "Hat Damn!"

@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife 4 года назад

it's hot damn

@shame7104 4 года назад

Sonanki Ghosh the point is that it sounds like “Hawt damn!”

@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife 4 года назад

@@shame7104 yeah but hot is always pronounced like "hawt". still it's not hat.

@infinitejellyfish1591 4 года назад

Wakfu fan ^^

@shame7104 4 года назад

Sonanki Ghosh even if it’s not you still got what they were saying so just leave the poor guy alone, it’s just a typo or a misunderstood joke

@karannsyt 4 года назад

4:39 Omg amy is just so pretty, SO PRETTY, OH MY EYES

@stevenmcclary534 2 года назад

The dress makes her look like a mermaid.

@tuuperware 4 года назад

Oh my hands are covered in BUTTER from making BUTTER.

@ehheeajeshika 3 года назад

"It's perfect! Now I know how Salieri felt" had me dying 😂 for context purposes Salieri was basically Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's rival. Salieri felt that Mozart had a God given talent that he did not deserve

@samurott1591 8 месяцев назад

THANK YOU, I’ve been wondering for so long

@OvSpP 4 года назад

I bet he really is in fight club Gina

@alguienporae3870 4 года назад

Thing is...you can't talk about it

@OvSpP 4 года назад

Alguien porae First rule of fight club…

@blitva1 4 года назад

Duh in a fencing club

@nach000x 4 года назад

Gina's never wrong

@mannaspritzer 4 года назад

I remember when I first saw the promos for this show. I thought it was going to be bad. I have never been so glad to be so wrong.

@lokhodanii8008 4 года назад

We all know what he likes to do the most.... BONEEEE!!!!!!!!

@graciefletcher77 4 года назад

"Damn it Eugene!"

@adamt808 4 года назад

8:17 he’s lying to Jake “And now YOU’RE going to fold”

@sourasundarroy6219 4 года назад

"My hands are covered in butter from making butter"

@edoboleyn 4 года назад

“Now I know how Salieri felt.” lmao.

@AlasdairGR 4 года назад

Mere C At least Holt is worthy to be God’s instrument 😂

@ushriyamoodley1257 4 года назад

4:46-4:58 Jake is having the time of his life whole Amy and Holt just look at him annoyed, I LOVE IT😂👏

@ali94hn 4 года назад

Holt has such a wide stance at 4:46 it's crazy...

@chrismass9761 4 года назад

One of the funnies characters on tv today...can never get enough of this guy...

@treehousekohtao 2 года назад

Salieri was a musical composer, and a contemporary of Mozart. In later life he went clinically insane because no matter his hard work, he could never produce such works of beauty.

@karlarao8736 Год назад

Thank you

@emmamcdouall9607 4 года назад

DAMN IT EUGENE

@carolea1629 4 года назад

*What about shading Wuntch???!!!* 🤣👏😂👌and *flirting with women “Wassup”* 😍

@2ez4micko 2 года назад

Those deserve their own videos

@keithn9253 4 года назад

His main hobby is not smiling

@yanmalo28 4 года назад

Wrong! His main hobby IS smiling. You just can’t tell when he does.

@Dogmaaa 3 года назад

I love Jake’s love for capturing Holt doing anything remotely “unique” LMAO (referring to the dancing, hula hooping, etc. Really anything he wouldn’t expect from Holt)

@Redpillpat 4 года назад

"Because no one will ever believe you" 😀😀

@999firemaster 3 года назад

Jake’s face when he said “you call that dancing” is priceless

@kevinb314 4 года назад

You forgot about elaborate Halloween heists!

@OvSpP 4 года назад

Any thing that keeps him from gambling…

@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 года назад

Carl Friedrich Gauss was _undeniably_ cool.

@derekhandson351 3 года назад

Is that the rifle dude?

@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 3 года назад

@@derekhandson351 he was a German mathematician and physicist who made huge contributions to those fields. Don't know if he did anything related to rifles.

@scottwpilgrim 3 года назад

@@derekhandson351 no, but he formulated the mathematical equations that describes the effects of magnetic acceleration, the same principles that power a coil gun.

@DeductedSpy 4 года назад

I don’t think the gambling is a “hobby” it’s more of an addiction

@devinspencer1678 4 года назад

But Holt is a gambling addict

@Rosy2468 4 года назад

MrGladBEASTftw - the whole point of the episode was that Holt was addicted to gambling

@heyamey 4 года назад

The dance at 1:50 is iconic

@movecount 3 года назад

The poker episode was so good, I couldn't see through Holt's tell until Jake figured it out. Holt uses contractions in his sentences when he's lying.

@angusmarch1066 3 года назад

Thanks to Charles I always whisper "the hand is the middle man" while salting my scrambled eggs.

@AlexYadaYada 3 года назад

If Holt ever did trip over an uneven sidewalk, he would say “oh, my”

@N0B0DYC4RE 2 года назад

4:45 gets me EVERYTIME😂😂😂

@DrFoggyPants Год назад

Funny that Holt definitely had the picture taken with the express intent of torturing Jake with it

@msia7201 4 года назад

Pizza toss is taking the hoop from around your waist/hips, then throwing it up. The dirty pizza toss is even harder, as it begins at the floor, and you need to throw it above your head... with your feet.

@SamVPaul 4 года назад

"Who is he" Most underrated line of the show loll

@demoneon9527 4 года назад

Damn Holt is a savage when it comes to poker, hot damn.

@suuppeerrrbakanky 4 года назад

What about racquetball?

@whoisdivyusha 3 года назад

'you call that dancing' Jake's reaction 💯

@bushidotestu1997 4 года назад

A man of many talents and hidden skills

@kylemorris9070 3 года назад

Haha " why is my phone always dead, I paid 15 bucks for it"

@pulakitadas578 2 года назад

The fact that jake TWICE missed the chance of seeing and capturing holt dance🥲🤌

@kipklop975 3 года назад

"your dress makes you look like a mermaid" 😂💞

@octodaddy1602 4 года назад

that last line was "this guy FUCKS" in the first script and i will die on this hill

@tedmosbt5661 4 года назад

8:00 damn it eugene you sold me out Hilarious

@razayousaf2796 4 года назад

Holt's tell: Contractions. e.g. You're

@dayalasingh5853 4 года назад

And also moving the bottom of his mouth.

@adithyas.4501 3 года назад

Holt would make the bestest baddest most evilest supervillain ever

@mbaer2630 4 года назад

I just realized the pride flag on Holt's desk. How did I never see that

@artiecon97 3 года назад

What about Holt’s unmatched skill at building balloon arches

@JuanLopez-lp8ig 3 года назад

1:50 Holt dancing to Freakazoid by Midnight Star, never expected to see that

@moose2577 4 года назад

4:33 "Now I know how Salieri felt" Lol I got that reference

@majorlui 4 года назад

These aren't hobbies all gay people are naturally born with those skills

@deanwalsh9360 4 года назад

@Genevieve17 well you would get shafted either way ;)

@kiyotakaishimaru7920 4 года назад

All I know how to cook is beans in a microwave lol

@avalovesmemes731 4 года назад

Me with no skills at all : 😳

@TB3Astronaut 4 года назад

3.47 one of the best scenes ever

@LockTheLastOpenDoor1 Год назад

"Arghh, My hands are covered in butter from making butter!" 😂 forever one of my fav b99 quotes

@saranyaa7712 4 года назад

The thumbnail 😂😂😂😂

@thedashaw5791 4 года назад

I was hoping him flirting with the receptionist was gonna be on here lol

@812558 4 года назад

Honestly, if it came out that Holt was on the spectrum, not only would it not be surprising in the least but I'm pretty sure it'd be one of the most realistic and positive depictions of it in all media.