Captain Lou - in partial Mario getup - implores kids not to use drugs. It's a very passionate and strong speech that seems like it was recorded in a spare room with bad acoustics. I'm also not sure whether the bouncy kids music fits here.
I think everyone misunderstands the “You go to Hell before you die” quote. It means drugs will make your life Hell, meaning you go to Hell before you die. Regardless this is the best quote of all time.
The meaning of the quote is not the point, it's that this was clearly directed at kids. Imagine watching Saturday Morning Cartoons and Mario tells you, "If you do drugs, you go to Hell before you die." I would be worried I had already accidentally done drugs.
Welcome to me special Hell! Welcome to me special Hell! Welcome to me special Hell! Welcome to me special Hell! Welcome to me special Hell! Welcome to me special Hell! Welcome to me special Hell! Welcome to me special Hell! Welcome to me special Hell! Welcome to me special Hell! Welcome to me special Hell! Welcome to me special Hell!
Literally just today I finally understood what he meant with “you go to hell before you die”. Very sadly true. Addiction is hell. And the “please” followed after. It’s a meme, but very genuine.
Ad would have been better if it was more specific than just "drugs". Practically everyone uses some form of drug, a lot of them are beneficial and can save lives. Certain drugs though will send you to hell before you die.
"If you do drugs you can go to hell before you die". He's talking about the hell that is addiction and all the things that come with it before you OD and die. Damn mario is deep.
Yeah we know that; but we’re just having fun with the fact that one drug will bring us to hell before our bodies give up for the dying process to occur
Kids, there’s nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like, but if someone try’s to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that’s no good.
If we're being serious though, I would say that one is far more effective - if only because Sonic comes across more as an aspirational older brother figure
Not just that you'll go to hell, but you'll go there *BEFORE YOU DIE* It sounds like a straight up threat when he raises his eyebrow at you like that while he said it
Vapor Holy fuck you’re dumb. It’s not a top ten list. The sequential order doesn’t matter. He listed patents, and teachers, which basically includes counselors because they are employees of school districts.
That "please" at the end almost made me cry. He doesn't sound ashamed or disappointed, but heartbroken and a little desperate. Mario DOESN'T want to see you die or go through Hell before it. He just wants you to be what Mario knows you can be, before you end up losing it for good.
I can’t stop doing the Mario. I haven’t been to work in over a week, I’ve pawned anything of worth. My family is so worried. Why oh why didn’t I just stick to weed
With his known catchphrases of "Here we go!", "Yahoo!" and "If you do drugs, you'll go to hell before you die", Mario is undoubtedly one of the most well-known and beloved characters the world has ever seen.
A trophy in Smash Brawl taught me that the gaping maw on the front of Birdo's face used to be two nostrils, but years of blow completely destroyed her septum.
what a hero. Something about the way he says all this makes me feel like he dealt personally with friends succumbing to harmful drugs. I want to stay sober to impress Captain Mario Albano, may he rest in peace
@@Takimeko Yeah it's basically just a middle-aged man wearing a Mario cap being asked to persuade kids not to do drugs. Quite different from, say, Paul Reubens clearly playing as Pee-wee Herman telling you that crack is bad.
That's poetic. He alluded to unimaginable pain using Hell, without a threat of punishment. Life is worth so much. Drugs offer an escape when it's painful, but you might never come back.
You go to hell before you die, but before you go to hell, tou must... DO THE MARIO!!! Swing your arms from side to side Come on, it's time to go! Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario, all together now! You've got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side Come on, it's time to go! Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario, all together now! Come on now, just like that!
"But Mario, you's always eating the mushrooms!" "Mario, you're scarring the kids for life here. You just tell me I'm gonna go to actual Hell before I die?"
ivanmegafanboy What makes it better is that not only Mario consumes magic mushrooms, in the game Super Paper Mario, Mario was sent to the Underwhere, which is basically the in-game version of Hell, which means that Mario did drugs and went to Hell before he died.
In the description: *More from*: Piko - Family Friendly Videos for *Preschool and Toddlers* Yep, Captain Lou in a Mario hat talking about the eternal damnation that awaits drug users...sounds okay for toddlers to me!
Hey mario it's me luigi, I can't stop eating the mushroms because this is a great show, because im a really great f**king funny guy... Find the cure 6 million people die to mushroom jokes every year
Technically, since he says "you'll go to hell BEFORE you die," it'd be more like this: Mario: you will be condemned to the underworld for your sins >Dies
Hey I recognize that guy, he played Super Mario in The Super Mario Bros Super Show! There's even another video about this guy talking about stealing, while he's dressed as Mario.
Imagine all of the kids who asked what drugs are to their parents because they don't want to go to hell and they asked where did they learned that from and they just reply with "I learned with Mario".
