CARTIER! The Greeters Guild 

The level of the doorman's confusion is immeasuraeble. And that "Don't touch me" moment was a cherry on the cake 😂

That poor doorman. I think he just gave up in the end. This was brilliant.

The Jan Molby reference always has me in stitches.

There's a distinct lack of a sense of fun in the world.. Troy is trying his hardest to remedying the deficiency...❤

All Gold medals at the Olympics must be presented by Troy... no argument shall be entertained

"Sorry, the customer needs to come in" was a spit my drink out moment! 😂 Learn from the best Cartier!

I love his classic tactic of blaming upper management for being at fault in failing to inform the actual store Manager. Psychologically very astute.

Sir, I hope I have not landed on the bad books of the “Greeters Guild”. Im a reasonably well dressed old man in a Bowler, and obviously no threat to anyone, and this allows me to be a bit more gregarious than the next man. I saw a fabulously well put together young couple being photographed by a professional photographer. Had the vibe of engagement pictures. The photographer was trying to get them to cross the street with”strut”. They were a tad self conscious. In passing, and in my best attempt at the Guild of Greeters voice shouted “Throw your shoulders back and own this crossing like you own that MAGNIFICENT dress you absolute GODDESS! Take that big handsome PERFECTLY dressed captain of industry with you!” It felt AMAZING! The photographer was thrilled. It was so fun I greeted people at a parking garage elevator lobby for a while. I greeted people exiting a cross walk, and thanked them on behalf of the Mayor and the City of Boise for selecting the south Broadway crossing as their crossing of choice. I complimented many hats, and an equal number of shoes and handbags. May make this a bit of a hobby. Should the Guild ever open an extension office in Boise? I would instantly submit an application for Apprenticeship. PS am I correct in assuming the purple color of the smoking jacket indicates the Grand Master Greeter, and that lower strata Guild Officers wear other distinctive colors? Have the best day ever

I absolutely adore your nerve troy. You are an inspiration. You make the world just a bit more lovely.

That was just brilliant - they probably had thier best day and didn't even realise.

Good old Jan sending agent Troy to look after Cartier just brilliant 😆

How Troy keeps a straight face is a marvel!

There's a man speaking english by the door....ended me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

'Hes inviting people in' 😂

Cartier just got that extra level of poshness 👌

Redressez les épaules, allez-y mon grand ! Ne vous arrêtez jamais, ne changez jamais

hehe "Excuse me. A customer needs to come in." So perfect.

Always brings a smile to my face...I long for the day I get greeted

NEVER EVER STOP BEING WHO YOU ARE. THANK YOU SO SO SOOOOO MUCH. YOU ARE SO AMAZING AND WONDERFUL. MAKES MY DAY MONTH AND YEAR, EVERY SINGLE TIME. BLESS YOU ❤FROM DENMARK WITH LOVE LOVE AND LOVE🤘🫶😘

Probably my favourite greeting video so far. The poor doorman must be still trying to figure out what happened. The Jan Molby reference was great :)

I love the shop staff think "what this chancer up to" but then he's more popular than the shop, with the selfies and smiles.

U deserve a 1 Million subscribers...

Cartier don't deserve your poise and class, far more appreciated by the average working class person who is in need of a compliment.

this is absolutely wonderful.... Troys interaction with the doorman is comedy gold.

Troy. You have made my day again. I love you! ❤

Awesome - Jan Molby will be so proud. You taught the doorman how to make people smile. English charm - The customers all delighted by your compliments, a credit to Greeters Guild... which always seem to send you?

Wondering if Jan Molby is becoming a little vexed with all the incoming calls and emails from confused shop managers?

That was some sterling work done there Mr Roy with a T. 👍🇬🇧

Absolutely brilliant….

Troy you are brilliant as always. Love the way you had them absolutely perplexed at what was happening. Bet they looked you up afterwards. Never change!

Cartier should feel blessed that the legend who is Troy Hawke graced their shop front with his divine brilliance. Not only did Monsieur Hawke manage to entice customers into the shop, he had his shoulders back the whole time and smashed it to pieces with his sartorial supremacy.

Haha, one of the best yet! That doorman guy didn’t know how to handle it. 🤣

Never fails to put a smile on my face. You’re a legend Sir Troy of Hawke 🙌🙌

'J'ai ete arrangez que et manger ici Pour donnez les person avec un person pres de here!' Translation: 'I was arrange that and manage here to give the person with a person near here!' French Security: All right. Bravo Sir!

Can just imagine them behind the scenes ringing around asking if anyone hired him. Brilliant 🤣

Another slice of greeters gold!

❤ 😂 Boldest move yet. I salute you, sir!

This has to be one of the best ones yet. The poor doorman is clueless 😂

This is Troy at his very best, he conjures an intoxicating mix of tension and positivity.

Epic!!!!!! Loved it. Great work 👋👋👋👋👋

Ooh very upmarket Troy…..hope they rewarded you 👍🤘😉🇮🇲⭐️

Jan molby💪🏼

Troy Hawke..... Absolute Legend!

Back to his best work

100% genius, if Troy isn't gifted with an array of Cartier gifts, the world has simply gone mad.

Can’t get enough of this man ❤

You are so good. We're loving it. X

I absokute favourite yet. Keep going high end.... Comedy gold.

I wish there was more, this is not enough of Troy Hawke mr caw caw

I love you Troy, I need to see you in person one day!!! You are a legend!!!

Never stop, never change. Shoulders back, Troy.

Love these videos! You are amazing!

Well done Troy, magnificent. regards Chris.

That was brilliant 😂 that guy on the door didn’t have a clue what to do 😂😂

I was drinking coffee when Troy asked the doorman to take the photo. Coffee got snorted out 😂

Oh god Troy, that's next level! Superb!! 👍👍

Well that's more exciting than any IKEA CIA conspiracy.....

I think this one is my favourite yet!!

Don't ever change Troy!

Only just heard of this bloke. His content is absolutely brilliant!

That's lifted the start to my do no end! Top notch old boy. Time to upgrade my Casio to a Cartier!

Absolutely splendid, sir. New role model identified.

Simply lovely

That was one of your funniest Troy! 😂

Spreading joy to the world and pissing people off in the most extravagant way possible, just the way Jan Mølby likes his greeters to be.

Only 80 thousand subscribers? How is this possible? It should be 8 million, at least!

Can you take a picture?, "that's not possible.." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

He needs to do this with jan molby watching and being there.

Well who knew..The legend that is Troy Hawke is fluent in French too..!!! Merci..!!! 🤣🤣

Good bless Jan Molby

Confidence is king 😂. Love it. Very funny ❤

They should've paid you, nobody can greet customers like the one and only Hawke. Caw caw!🦅

Balls of steel Troy!

😂😂😂 the jan molby line gets me every time 😂😂😂😂

You really pushed your luck at Cartier . So funny , I half expected the old bill to turn up.

"He has shaky hands. He's just worried about the quality of the picture" :)))))) brilliant

Dear Troy Hawke, I implore you to come to Paris some day, we need you there! Dinner's on me BTW.

Shouts from New Zealand. Best one yet!!!!

Awesome 👏 you should be welcomed to everything. No better love and complements than from you.

That man acts like he's guarding a federal nuclear facility, when in reality he's getting paid €14/hour to be a store front prop. Everything from the secret-service earpiece to the smug pretentious attitude made me enjoy Troy toying with his ego even more! Bravo 👏

A wonderful comedy of manners

Fantastic! Never change. Jamais changer!

This is brilliant 👍👍👍👍

The only way you can top this one is to go and greet at the Monte Carlo casino.

Roy with the "T" , you are a L-E-G-E-N-D !

Who do customers need when entering a store? An upperty bouncer or a polite, complimentary greeter? Cartier, theres a lesson here: Get over yourselves

What? Jan Molby left Waitrose for Cartier? Moving up in the world, way to go Jan!

Brilliant❤

Imagine someone turns up to your workplace does your job for you for free and does a better job in the process and you have the cheek to moan .

Magnifique!

Spectacular!! :-)

The other dude is one of the most uptight people in your vids 😂 Like damn, lighten up a little!

Classic Greetz!

I truly feel sorry for that Cartier doorman. Troy clearly takes no prisoners and he's not afraid to 'battle' the poor guy standing there ;)

Please tell me that Jan is actually aware of all this Troy 😂 you and Jan both legends!!

Troy is _very_ determined to keep greeting here 😂

Never change.

Seriously Mr H...as a fellow comedic thespian type person-your vids are truly inspirational! Your hutzpah (24 in scrabble) and big hanging balls are the GOAT! Just finished watching one of your hr specials and thanks for the proper LOLs. Hope I get to catch you in Oz next tour! #MiloIsMyNewCrush

I'm crying, that security guy is probably still trying to figure that out 🙂

Love it. The French have a great sense of humour. As for the doorman . . .