Cartman’s Nightmare - SOUTH PARK 

Hi southpark

Will i be forced to pay the second month regardless?

Streaming in the US and California. Funny.

WHY IS ASIAN KENNY SUCH A BADDIE 😖😖😖

worst event

Honestly, true.

True.

I mean, they are the loyalest set of frenemies on all media

Hey, be careful on the spoilers. due to time zone differences not, everyone has seen it yet. Always wait 24 hours before spoilers. Or add spoiler to the tittle.

Yeah, I’m a little disappointed he didn’t say “and Kyle that (insert inappropriate joke here)” But then again, I guess he’s just lying to myself that he doesn’t seem as a friend deep down. Under a layer of racism of course.

Bro if cartman is scared then shit is fucked up 😂

Nah they throwing shade at people having nightmares about diversity

He doesn’t want Kennedy to ruin South Park just like she ruin Star Wars

"Wahhhh I don't like seeing minorities in my Disney films" shut up bruh

He at least apologize to her in his life

I loved that scene!

Mickey Mouse owns Disney in South Park universe, ha ha

I wish that were true so hard.

It’s a double joke, we all know the joke is that it’s true but the joke is also on us, basically saying yes it exists but this is how you look when you complain 😂

These episodes are so hilarous, because South Park is literally the only series making fun of these people as comedy.

@@jout738so accurate isn’t it lol

@@Mr_Mee10 Yes all the others pander to leftist people, so thats why they cant make any proper humor at all. Humor made of right wing people is not funny at all, when its just lame jokes made by low 70 iq leftist people, that we have seen so many times, but humor about left wing people is so much funny, because its true typically and people dont do as much humor about left wing people, because their scared of the repercussions, that come from doing it, so thats why humor always more fun, when its made of things that have not be made humor of, than made of things that have been humor of for thousands of times. Jokes about Trump are not funny at all, when their lame jokes to begin with, because Trump dosent much anything stupid at all, like Kathleen Kennedy does and jokes have been for thousands of times of Trump, that it stops being funny anymore at all.

I was hoping she was gonna be in his closet when his mom left the room 🤣

If only he met the Kathleen Kennedy that looks like him.

they will disappear soon

They didn't check the closet...

I would leave a like but the number of likes is perfect “666”

Which makes watching 90s episodes with your older kid, that much more confusing. Have to explain everything. But in a way, sometimes that’s a good thing. To think, there was once a time when the world was a lot less excepting of homosexual dogs as pets. Don’t want to explain the Jared from Subway episode though.

That’s exactly why they’ve stayed so popular for 27 years. The current events angle. And it’s brilliant.

I can’t wait to show my grandkids south park as a cultural history lesson. Talk about a win win!

Like the early episodes where it poked at Janet Reno and Sally Struthers were a reflection of where the shift in America was going, but this episode in 2023, just shows how far America has fallen from grace. From innocent dark jokes to a full on social commentary on a real life culture war that nobody would ahve imagined in 2000. Further proof that the Multi Polar world is legit here to stay for a very long time bc it has gone out of hand now.

WE NEED BOONDOCKS BACK

Wouldn't surprise me if Mickey Mouse was behind this

And Kathleen Kennedy

Especially considering how many millions of people act like they're haunted by Disney execs every night

Today kids arent scared of monster hiding under their bed. Their instead scared off Kathleen Kennedy and her Disney executives hiding under their bed.😂

@@eLite-Tiss91 it's over mister mouse

With your comment, but I have like a little question of what you think personally obviously Cartman’s mom is not a good mom, but there’s like a part of me that feels bad for Eric because you know how when kids are scared they asked parents to check under the bed and check in the closet. Just straight up told him being big boy and fuck you 😂

​@@ThyBitchWezzZzzy Cartman's mom has changed a bit over the years lol, 15 years ago she probably would've checked under the bed. She's had too much of Cartman's bullshit over the years lol

Aww you guys found each other

Disney executives are very scary

*Kennedy

Omg, it is so funny.

So this is what doomcock does ever night

I’m more afraid to find out Bob Iger under my bed

@@butterflysliu945 Pretty much lol it's not like he's using his virgin bed to sleep with women lol

I’m more afraid if Bob Iger is under my bed

WOW, they actually name dropped her.

I should not have been eating when he said that lmfao

@@jacobmalic5037 "you saw me, you owe me $13"

@@yeshuaismyking2885 dude are you for real? lol wow the sheer lack of awareness is quite amazing lol people like you make south park even funnier

The one when Randy freaks the F**k out about a catholic love boat still makes me laugh 😂

@@dayvonlouis5187Which episode was that?

@@dayvonlouis5187😂 literally about to write that. It’s the absolute best one 😅

@@matthewbouman8155type in catholic South Park episode. It will come up. It’s an old episode but hilarious

@@matthewbouman8155 I forgot the season but I think the episode is called red hot catholic love it’s amazing🤣

If they want more seasons, they ain't gonna!

Trey is already training his daughter to take over one day.

nothing can be eternal :(

I think they made it clear that they want out with the #CancelSouthPark hashtag

@@redpillsatori3020or it’s a challenge

(Female) Cartman's VA was great imo. She even did the "Kheyl" pronunciation right. :p

All the female impersonators did absolutely perfect, even Butters

Ofcourse she did, she's a diverse woman, they can do no wrong 😊

that literally is Cartman though? where's the female?

@@BboyCorrosivethat’s so not true

Finally some revenge for star wars fans!

@@pyramidion5911 A start.

@@pyramidion5911 what?? lol you cant be serious right? lol cmon 🤣 are you a plant from paramount to make dumb comments that make the special even better? lol this cant be for real

@@Kamina.D.Fierce lol are you in on this?? lol my gawd, the level of effort paramount is putting in this is nutz lol KUDOS

@@claudegrenier3180 Who said anything about Paramount? I could care less about them. It's the South Park creators I was referring to.

Can we also appreciate the fact that Disney hasn't cancelled South Park? Yet.

"Written by ChatGPT"

I haven't really laughed at any South Park eps in a long ass time. It's just typical ironic takes of current political climate and culture. Nothing really genius like the old days of South Park that was funny af and unique

@@XXLSSBBW They aren't owned by Disney.

"Can we all just" comments are worn out.

she wasn’t in there

@@socumel Haha, bummer. I was literally just wondering about this again when I saw this reply. I don't have Paramount+

"Just because I am paranoid doesn't mean I am wrong"

I didn't check, just like white men don't check the Patriarchy. Fuck!!! She replaced me with a diverse woman.

She isnt in there, Tom Cruise however is still in the closet.

diverse (racism against Whites)

Yeah. 😮‍💨 That’s a fate I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. 😢

Rabbi Cartman evil ???? Dude you are wrong in your head ....

Back to bed now grandpa

THANKS!@@Timyus

Don't you think Matt and Trey meant that Disney is replacing there favorite characters in movies and series with a diverse cast of unlikeable people? Rather than Cartman saying he likes Stan Kyle and Kenny

@@antipro8 Personally, I take it as both.

Dude Cartman walked miles through a cloud of Fart gas to save Kyle and his family. He's an asshole, not a soulless monster, and he loves his friends.

@@AaronChimera Not to mention Cartman may have given them all BS, but when it came to prepping for let's say, killing that hacker guy in World of War craft, he encouraged Kyle to keep playing, saying "keep on going Kyle, you can do it!!!" When he was about to give up. Then LATER, when he got carpal tunnel in their "Gamer forms" he got Ben gay for him, and applied it himself while Stan was holding him. Hell Stan himself said "We can't do this without you Kyle now come on!!!" Favorite friendship moment between the 4

​@@AaronChimeraI mean he is kinda a soulless monster. Killing someone's parents and feeding them to you because they conned you out of 16 dollars is psychotic.

Yes! 😂😂

Especially when he's dreaming about diverse people of colour XD that would indeed scare him to death

This and Cartman saying butters

i beat it 4 times in 2 months

​@rossman8919 DAMN! I'm about to beat it a second time. I wanted to see how the story would adapt to me killing all of my team mates and all NPCs in my way and it does not disappoint lol. I'm just using hirelings.

Wait, you can understand those lines? I think, that's the genius of Trey and Matt ...

At least they didn't give her a stereotypical accent to distort her speech.

​@@alexvaughan1013Like "Waymond" etc

I would have been better if they put a face mask that people tend to wear in public in Japan.

Keeping this Kenny muffled would be silencing a woman, that is not allowed.

Laugh? I’m crying over here. BECAUSE IT’S ALL TRUE!

Ourselves? Speak for yourself! Disney is the devil, and I refuse to touch anything they shit out.

honestly, people who are trying to cancel it dont deserve to live. its not like i wish something upon them, just stating facts. American's and their "freedom of speech, unless its not the same world view as i have."

​@@GhostAeonWolfThat only happens in the U.S. not in all of america

They didn't just make fun of Disney, they made fun of the culture that is plaguing this country today I still don't know how many people know that since 2010 there was a mainstream culture power move where white cukture lost control and black folks/diversity took over everything we see today it took less then 14 years for people to notice how bad things are getting. But yes this is pretty hilarious and very on point with everything today.

lol they’re literally not, like with the Manbearpig/climate change stuff… (they apologized for) like they always say it’s just their opinions/thoughts at the time

They fell off a couple years ago but looks like they’re getting good again

The Streaming Wars special, now this. Funny stuff.

​@@fakename2956 they are here though cartman is always in the wrong thats the point

Definitely wouldn't say always, there's been quite a few times that I've been watching and thought "This point isn't very well thought through" but more often then not they're pretty good at demonstrating political issues and getting people to read between the lines.

👍👍😁👏🇨🇺

it was never that serious it’s not that big of a deal

​@@socumel🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

@@KenXD123YT 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

I'm pretty sure that was mainly to justify the comparison to favorite franchises and characters you love, not that he actually cares about them. Also, favorite people can still mean you hate them immensely but they're the best out of other people to choose from.

​@@aPumpkn 🤓

Factz

We need more people like him

True dat. There's a little bit of Cartman in all of us.

@@jacobmalic5037 cartman is literally a nazi, youre supposed to laugh at him, not with him. Theyre making fun of YOU if you can relate to him

@@Domino3245that’s why he’s the best and favorable character .

i mean he didn’t have to admit that, who else does cartman talk to, those are his friends

@@socumel true

@@socumel One of the jokes was that he doesn't want to call them friends.

I wanna believe it but after seeing cartmans journal in the fractured but whole I can’t 😭😭😂

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Amen

Smash?

@@denjeez I see what you did there

And what point would that be?

*dared to even try

The point of Cartman being the one who has this dreams and his mother telling him to grow up flew right over your head huh?

@@pats3212is it not what happens in Hollywood? You’re lying through your teeth if you say no. This is a parody of that.

@@evil1989pl It's parody of both, South Park always mocks all sides, this is bc Trey and Matt are centrists

@@evil1989pl It's both the companies like Disney who do it, and the people who lose their minds over it. That's basically how South Park's operated forever.

@@stanfoo1175you completely missed the point lol the comment said South Park always calls everything out. How’s that missing the point? Lol

It's the best

@@NapoleonBonaparte...EmperorCraig, stop breaking THE FUCKING FOURTH WALL! IT’S THE SIXTH TIME THIS WEEK WE HAD TO REPAIR IT!

@@non-existingbeing2098 ... No.

If you could avoid being replaced by a diverse woman complaining about the patriarchy, you would be sooo happy

how's the guinea pig

ERIC

I agree they finally move back no longer poor anymore

such pieces of shit. But if it was a trans, black, asian kid, they would run to put it themselves.

I don’t understand, Can you rephrase it?

Disney lawyers prevented a grieving father from using an image of Spiderman on his kid's tombstone.

wtf the fuk

@@promark5317 Why? It’s not for profit. How can you sue or cease/desist that? Just tell them to f*k off.

It's not offensive if it's true. The diversity stuff would have been Noble if it was actually done honestly

where is the offense here? All we see is the truth.

I was not offended.

How is this offensive and shocking? It's just pointing out what we all see is happening

I know what you're trying to say. They stay this way by never folding and always staying up to point with modern culture

Will it tho?

You nearly verbatim ripped this off another comment. Already a hack🤣

I had to pause cause that line made me smile so much. His favourite people.

Actually wholesome

thief

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Agreed

I’m sorry that seeing women of color on the big screen is unbelievably twisted. It must be nice being able to complain about something so stupid, while the rest of us complain about things like employment, and hunger.

Yeah which is so ridiculously backwards it shows how f*cked things got. Imagine saying this would happen 20 years ago, the day after the alien anal probe episode, everyone would laugh their ass off at you.

You realize Cartman is the voice of “sanity” to you, right? The person who’s always wrong and the ass-end of the joke.

My favorite part is how you don't realize you're the butt of this episode's joke more than anything

Especially since it is also coming from a woman.

This episode is making fun of you guys. Watch the actual ep, it makes fun of woke shit while also making fun if those who do nothing but bitch about woke shit.

Yup, it makes fun of EVERYONE. Because EVERYONE is being completely horrible about it. @@nickleback3695

@@nickleback3695 Good satire strikes both sides. You're ridiculous, I'm ridiculous, and we should both have fun poked at us for it.

@@MegamanXfan21xx Only one can laugh at it though, the other needs to be perpetually offended, laughing is violence or something. It undermines all of these struggles and injustices in the entertainment industry that have been going on for trillions of years.

baldur

Balder

That was the point. They are talking about lazy writing and relying on established properties when they go after Disney. Pandering is putting an 80 year old Indian Jones on the screen and expecting everyone to like it. They use race changes the same way. It's just saying write something good and the race doesn't matter.

When she gets the boys to buy her a gaming PC just to play Baldur's Gate 3 LOL

What about dike kenny & his obsession with huge knockers 😂😂😂😂

@@gabrielsills8066classic black cartmen 😂

and nobody else gave a damn was pretty funny to me cause it's true,

it wasnt that funny

@@elliotwatson3964 opinion.

I don't have Paramount+.

I know@@butterstotch_kin

Told your mum over a ouija board to tell us? 🫣

Same here

Same it’s been lacking the last 10 years but this episode was great

Is this from a new season streaming on paramount ?

@@gokaygsnot a season but a special, you should see it as soon as u get on paramount plus if not look up South Park: Joining the Panderverse

Not when you're born as one...

@@JassLJ why South Park is on Paramount + why ?

@franksandoval6046 idk but I just watch the specials online.

That was a dream? I just saw a random diverse woman in my clothes say "I'm replacing you." Oh God it's happening!!

I'm already an autistic lesbian what more do they want from me

The last seasons aren’t good actually.

That’s capitalism for ya.

@@1158supersirinah, they’re just making fun of you, and you’re big mad

It’s because the industry is being consolidated

​@@1158supersiriJust re-watch the Russel Crowe episode, sometimes reheated leftovers are much better than overpriced soy.

While that is true, that is also a straight shot at disney and how they always gender/race swap. Liane is basically us, the viewers, looking at disney pulling their BS and us saying: "Oh, not again"

​@@fenrir_Lokison9ah no

@@xblade149 Yes.

Literal yes@@xblade149

She's not us. Cartman is the neckbearded manchild who calls everything woke and his mom is the delusional (or malicious) idiot who preaches that NONE of it is real, which would be just as stupid as what the neckbeards are doign. @@fenrir_Lokison9

That moment wasn’t really roasting Disney.

@@BigK13372 the whole point about this episode is to poke fun at Disney/Hollywood for race/gender swapping characters

@@TheComicbookguy22 That wasn’t the whole point of the episode either. The whole point of the episode was mocking the inherit laziness that has been found in society. It mocks Disney for its lazy reliance of corporate inclusion for the sake of making a profit. Its mocks reactionaries who lazily blames diversity for why the quality of movies they enjoy are bad. And it mocks the current working class who lazily rely on menial workforce to the point where they end up giving unearned powers to billionaires. But that besides the point. The quote you are using was actually mocking reactionaries with that mindset rather than Disney. Especially when the person who quoted it is Cartman, a character we aren’t meant to agree with at all

@@BigK13372 than why in this episode were the characters race/gender swapped when in real life Hollywood does this

@@TheComicbookguy22 Multiverse.

Considering what those 2 knuckleheads did to him in season 20. I’m suprised he’s still friends with them

@@averageplaystationenjoyer2082 I'm surprised there still friends with him after everything haha