Randy Discovers Japanese Toilets - SOUTH PARK 

Man, first half of the season was great! This is my favorite season 26 episode so far.

I don't know if this is a global release, but at least for me that link goes to a "404 page not found" on the official website.

I'm not poor

I was expecting to see a pit in the floor that you squat over. Can you do a bit on those next?

Really!! How much????

no way! it is true?

They're worth every penny for the seat warmer alone!

It was very magical

If that were true, with the way women are about toilets (and bathrooms, and bathroom activities), women in bars would ridicule dudes bragging about their Audis and Mercedes and be asking what kind of toilets those men have…..

Nooo they literally Pooh in holes in the ground 💀

Lies again? Suzuki Sharp Eat Sushi

Yes, lmao - and how the music gets even more epic when he does it 🤣🤣🤣 (almost sounds like a majestic "OH YAH!")

So it does!

Joke? You guys don't do this?

@@beefcake1876 🤨

I love how literally everyone who experience the bidet remember using it like theyve seen the face of God

Was it Narita Airport by any chance?

@@BigDave297 I think it was !!!

Kanto?

I swore i would never use a bidet toilet until the day i had no choice. OH MY GOD!!!!!😧

admit it you want the japanese toilet kid

I mean yeah he's basically a proxy for one or both of the writers

Randy is cool

yeah, moving to weed ranch is one of dreams up there :D

This whole season has been like a return to the classic stuff and it works really well

Yeah, none of which made any mentioned of the previous episode. I guess they’ve come to the point of stopping.

Yeah, I didn't care for the entire season dedicated to internet trolls.

@@vintagetrikesandquads4012 🖕🏽

@@vintagetrikesandquads4012 same. The only one I very much enjoyed was imaginationland. Such a god tier series.

It has motion sensing and lifts it for you? I gotta buy one bruh

During my second trip to Japan as soon as we got our luggage I dragged my friend to use the toilet in the air port. The one in our hotel room was even fancier.

@@mattbellmont9380 And closes automatically too!

@@mattbellmont9380 When you talk infront of the toilet, the sensor sees you and raises the lid. You can set the default to both lids or just one.

you still need toilet paper though. that part is fake af.

Thank you so much, you are a hero!

You can tell it's not his first rodeo

not the song? lol

Oh my god! He’s crazy

He knows that he's sold

Happens any time somebody ahs this experience.

Yea

Bidets are standard in most of the world, and much cleaner to use, and better for your sensitive holes

Comedians can be the wisest teachers. But when the comedians are relied upon to do all the teaching, things turn into one big joke rather quickly.

@@DuskLegend my holes arent sensitive anymore brother, i have developed three (3) layers of tough skin due to our great american toylet paper!! 🦅🦅🦅🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

@@brotundo after getting my toilet experience from one of my trips in Japan, there's no coming back bro. Wiping with your hands just feels dirty.

I. Wanted. A. Urinal!

So how much do these cost?

Mans yapping, yeah sure thing you bought 5 Japanese toilets bro. Wow what a flex

I did that and also one in my kitchen.

@@MeretHeret Spoken like someone who has no clue.

(🎵oh yeah...🎵)

🤣

I live in Japan..have a toilet like this and never had used it....not sure why...

@@iluvmylovebirdandmybudgiet7729 I live in Japan too, and I miss my toilet whenever I return the the U.S. for a visit. I try to limit my time away.

I have a Bidet toilet at home and it's worth it. Leaves you very clean and it feels like you just came out of the shower.

I dunno, I married into a Japanese family and my first toilet experience was a trough toilet you squatted over to do your business. That was the roughest deposit I ever had to make. supposedly squatting like that lines up the innards and makes it easier to get your biz done though.

@@zerogrey3798 Squatting is how humans naturally take shits. Later, in an act of defiance against God and nature we invented the toilet lol.

Do you ever have to use toilet paper or does it dry well? Never tried one. Curious. Does it work even if someone had diarrhea? Curious.

​@@rxanime535 it does

I only have a bidet but all the functions you listed sounds awesome.

Bet it’s a shock when you use the cold water by accident

Honestly, I bought one for covid also. I'm never going back to toilet paper. My only advice would be to spend what can afford. Like cars, there are luxury models and more economic choices. Luxury models will heat the water better, have more kinds of washes, and a better fan. Like I said, after using a bidet, I'm never going back to toilet paper.

I love the fact that Randy can read Japanese.

@@joelpichetteI also love the fact that Randy can speak fluent Japanese and write Japanese perfectly as well. He's also trained as a samurai warrior.

He is just making sure the user experience is on point!

Gotta get those reviews in!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Always has been...

i heard people saying this season was bad though

@@incription from who? What site?? What source?? Which important person?

@@chrismedina1478 like, the adverts on insta get some hate comments, saying it was better in earlier seasons

@@chrismedina1478 the seasons are getting smaller. The last season, if I remembered, had a few episodes and specials

you should live a little and buy yourself one of those fancy Japanese toilets🤣🤣🤣

name song?

@@JRG470asking the right questions lol

Toilet paper should be obsolete by now with how much more convenient bidets are, there are even handheld ones. I guess public restrooms are an exception.

If that's true, you're a fucking legend.

Teach me your ways.

Highly doubt you haven't used TP at all. You still need to pat your butt dry with a few squares. The models with blow dryers don't seem to be that effective.

@@BrendonBrooks get on your knees son

It’s more of a showroom

It's supposed to look like a premium car showroom 😅

It's a shitty business so gotta land the sale!

$10K toilets get special treatment.

Yep

more like the LORDE’s work haha i consider myself such a comedian

Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes

@@bagofcrumbs4022 Beat me too it

Lorde’s work

Dang, as a devout Christian...I couldn't have said it better.

with a Japanese toilet you don't need toilet paper it washes you clean 8 times better then toilet paper🤣🤣🤣

Yeah man! The “oh yeah” kills me!!

😂

The toilets that play music are only in the ladies room. Guys don't care about covering up their sounds.

This and chatgpt are the only good episodes in this season for me excited for the rest

@@timbuktuuu i liked spring break, too.

180% NOT satire lol. This episode was all truth

@@nighttrain1565 that's not how satire works lol

@@soundslikepizza satire would be mocking the use of bidets, this is clearly not mocking anything lol. Satire is Stephen Colbert on The Daily Show pretending to be Republican. South Park isn't making an episode on bidets because they think they are stupid. They made the episode because they really are life-changing. Not even in the ballpark of satire 😅

@@nighttrain1565 "the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues." they are doing exactly that while using toilets as the exaggerated subject

@@soundslikepizza The toilet 100% do exactly everything shown in this clip. The automatic lid, the welcome jingle, the light, the warmed water, the dryer, the automatic flushing, the button controls. The only exaggeration is the employees at the store. I have seen real people react to bidets exactly the way Randy does.

yeah, it is so I take it you own one.?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm happy they toned it down with him. I didn't like south park when it was all Tegrity Farms and Weed and everything about Randy and less about the kids. I appreciate it

@@wawacat6568 the whole tegrity farms fits contextually within colorado, you know, where southpark is... even the water usage episodes were current events.

​@@Fraxinus4620 Gerald Broflovski (a.k.a. Skankhunt42) the King of all internet trolls.

He's been a main character for a long time. You know these clips are not the whole show. It's called South Park

Randy is us that grew up with South Park.

👍😁

Good for you,now you can afford elocution lessons and not sound like a f@cking mong,like Jason stratham

Rubbish! Jason Statham is bald!

I can believe that 👍🏼

I'm sold. I will do everything in my power to own one

I need to watch this episode

Very nice

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Very good

And that pants down walk towards the crapper… killed me😂😂😂

i usually only recommend bathrooms with gloryholes... but i think maybe we have different friends ))

Just don't talk about it. You saw what happened to Randy. We love our old toilets! 😥

@20xitysix oddly specific

damn man did you set up a fire also 30 min my god

@@vincenthammons6705 If he's my age(74) 25 to 30 minutes is normal, I do my reading on the loo!

Butters is so damn real

kinda off topic but it was kinda cool being able to actually read what the signs said after a month of studying japanese it quite literally means 'japan's toilet' or 'japanese toilet'

Lol pretty much. I worked with a company that renovates disabled veterans houses and a bidet seat is always included in the bathrooms, it's a necessity for those in a wheelchair along with the roll-in shower and heated flooring we do too, it's always nice seeing how excited they get when they can finally take a dump without someone having to wipe their ass lol.

The only people surprised by bidets are Americans. Pretty much the rest of the world has figured out how much better they are all around (even very poor countries use them). Using a toilet without a bidet is frankly disgusting.

Added a bidet seat with all the bells and whistles to our commode a year ago, and can confirm it is indeed life changing!

Bought a bidet the first week of the pandemic. I'll never willingly go back

Ikr? Makes you wonder. I wonder if other stores sell toilets like these.

the japanese didnt invent water bidets and you can install them for cheap on any toilet but because its japanese ,yankees lose their shit and wanna drop thousands of quids on it

Give me "most bot like comment of 2023" for 500 Alex

Do thought

“Did think”

do you have one of those super deluxe Japanese toilets?🤣🤣🤣

Are the kids going to live at home forever

I work at HD and it's a frustrating thing. They understaff the stores to save on labor. From personal experience it's not uncommon to have only one floor sales associate per department. I love my job but I feel we can do more to help the customer by having a few extra hands on deck.

The only thing worse than not being helped at Home Depot is being helped at Home Depot. I ordered new kitchen cabinets including installation but they never scheduled the install, only the delivery. My entire condo was full of massive boxes for a week. They sub-contract everything and absolutely do not care.

They do have employees, it's just that they are trained not to make eye contact with the customer and to run in the opposite direction if you get within 25 feet of them.

As someone who walks fast it only takes me a about two minutes to talk across home Depot. In pretty much guaranteed to find somebody to help

They did it in the past as well, just not that often. From the top of my head, I remember they did World of warcraft and High School Musical when they were relevant.

@@palwatcher6903 yes it's not new for them but i think this is the latest thing besides the covid specials

It helps that they're able to slam each episode out in six days

They are able to turn around an episode very quickly. That's why they can do it while other shows can't.

They're the best in the business for relevancy, and the funniest too. Matt Stone and Trey Parker deserve all the credit in the world for what they've created.

They are magical, and the fact that they have smoking areas inside the terminals is a godsend.

It's also clean as heck. I usually use sanitizing spray to clean afterward (if toilet stall has it) or I'll feel guilty

But wouldn't whatever clean you get piss and shit on it from whoever used it beforehand?

How do you know if it cleans you did u do like a finger check or something only legit way I know is use toilet paper

​@@ic95825 or you can look at data lmao

Do it man, its worth it. You can just buy the bidet seat. I bought one from Costco. It has the heated seat and water and a fan.

all toilet paper does is spread shit around your asshole. invest in a bidet. i got a cheap one from Home Depot. back in the day, we used a bucket of water with a small cup to wash with.

How much?

@@zipkivol you can buy a cheap "starter" bidet at Home Depot. No more than $50

even some luxury stores have it. One of my coworkers shopped at Hermes or Versace and they gave her champagne while she shopped. Even when you shop at more upscale places you will lounge on a couch while they run your card and bag your items.

There are the squat toilets. But then there are toilets with a bidet but without a blow dryer. When you realize you have to dry yourself with toilet paper, you'll feel cheated. Best advice is to use the toilets at the hotel. Those are always the best toilets.

Lol, those are disappearing even here in the boonies. I see them in old buildings and schools, but even most older buildings have remodeled to western style toilets. 'course still see Ojii-san taking a leak on the side of the road..

It's now different to going to a place on America with no toilet inside, and an outhouse in back.

@@jackson5116 Born and raised in the US and I've literally never even seen an outhouse, tho...

​@@devinwalker9202 I have an unheated outhouse at work. Really sucks to use this time of year.

There is a history about that. During WWII American soldiers visited French brothels and the brothels had bidets, and it was associated with a culture that was "dirty." So it was frowned upon or looked at with reproach. Funny... it keeps you more clean than toilet paper, but we didn't want to be associated with that "bidets" and it never was accepted or adopted here since. Backwards.

Big Toilet Paper protecting their turf

I feel like it’s going to spray other peoples’ waste into my butt.

Do you know the name of the song?

@@jayr6777 Looking for that too

@@jayr6777 Days of Blues by Sons of Maria. You Are Welcome.

Facts when I didn’t see my family in Japan for a while I forgot what the toilets there were like so when I went back to uk, I was in shock when I sat down from how cold the seat was

Very jealous! I would absolutely love one.

Obviously you sell weed.

Bobby Kennedy is it you?

For real?!

Suck up

how do you watch it free ?

@@pedrum23 The top comment has the link, its pinned

Later on in the episode he starts singing along to it, haha. Great tune though.

Any idea if it's like a song or something? I dunno, it activated some calm in me, really want to listen to it

@@dba1222 It's "Days of Blues" by Sons of Maria.

@@s4nder86 Brah. You're the fucking man.

The Japanese just do things Better bruh, little island country still leading the way.

ok

I love my Japanese toilet. Can't go back.

Even the champagne?

@@richardprice7314 Even the champagne. All the way down to the little closet test room. It was amazing

How pro environment?

They probably referred to how much toilet paper we need and how much trees that needs to be cut. That sorta thing made me reconsider of how I buy and use toilet papers.

Woah woah. Dude you don’t wanna get shot by THEM.

​@@thiccbaby2967big toilet

@@theanimeunderworld8338 if you didn’t understand from the episode, I won’t be able to explain it to you.

it will when the writers decide it will sadly but so far, they keep on going which is great.

I bless the rains

Same, such a value

the toilet cleans you, so you do not need toilet paper it's the way of the future kids🤣🤣🤣

You think an electronicly operated, factory made PLASTIC seat is less wasteful than biodegrable toilet paper?... jesus the adverts have done a number on your rational.

@@llywelynddraig853 You do know that every other normal toilet seats are also made out of plastic anyway, right?

​@@llywelynddraig853 An average American family uses around 500 rolls per year Now factor in growing time for trees to reach maturity (10-20 years) and where it's come ftom; forest farm or ancient woodland / habitat destruction? Then there is the transportation of wood, processing it into paper, making it suitable for purpose (bleaching, chemicals) and then transporting it to the store (wrapped in plastic packaging) and then you having to go out and buy it... The tons of fuel burnt so you can wipe your butt is definitely greater than the toilet seat which should hopefully last for decades? Also, people don't realise that tissue and toilet paper actually contain micro plastics (aka cellulose), these go on to cause real problems for municipal filtering and likely end up in our drinking water / ecosystems anyway. Im sure you clean your butt in the shower, so why not do it at the toilet as well?

Every person I try to recommend this to in real life thinks it's weird. Doesn't matter how many analogies I try to use like wiping shit off your bare hands using nothing more than a paper towel, it's always the same.

I had the attachment, ended up using more paper than before to wipe the water off of the butt (it would wet the full moon too tooo much). I don't think I can afford (or have room for) the jet dry.

What kind of control exactly? I mean its not like they are heckler and koch who pass legislation to lower public transport budget so you guys have shitty mrt/train system and force people to commute with car. Doesnt even have to be japanese style with warmer. Just a sprayer on the side of the toilet and spray your butt once you finish taking a shit will save alot of toilet paper.

@@riamuratesx9457 ya bidets are great i love mine

Blow your mind more, most toilets have a faucet built in in the top. So when you flush, the water that fills the tank pours up and out for you to wash your hands, then flows down into the tank. No need to use a separate sink. Though the spacy ones don't do this anymore.

Serious question: what do you do without toilet paper when your butt is dripping wet? I've used a bidet before, and I had to use more toilet paper than I ordinarily would have because I had to dry off my butt that was now dripping wet with water. I don't get it

@@rustyshackelford3371 toilet has air drier built in to blow dry your ass.

They address that in the episode

Big tp

Still need tp to wipe and dry, after using bidet.

were can I get one of those Japanese toilets cause I am not poor🤣🤣🤣

gtfoh

Really that sounds very helpful

My mind is genuinely blown by this information

You are mad😮

They need to install a bowel cancer check system, too. That would save so many lives.