This guy's cool. He's he only guy i know who's literally traveled across universes and ripped delicious burgers out of the fictional multiverse and blessed mankind by bringing it into reality, good job fella.
I thought the Cartman burger just a some kind of super excessive monstrosity with Cinnamon rolls for buns, cheese wiz for cheese, 1.5lbs of meet in like 7 patties, all with different amounts of bettered onion rings, french fries, and whatever else that screams heart attack between each of the patties, all held together with more cheese wiz, and one tiny leaf of lettuce on top.