Cartman Wants to Become a Beefcake ASAP - SOUTH PARK 

Cartman sees a commercial for Weight Gain 4000. Wanting to become a Beefcake as soon as possible, he sends his mom to the store to buy some.
"Weight Gain 4000" S01
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INT. CARTMAN’S HOUSE
Cartman sits on the couch watching television and eating
Cheesy Poofs. He plunges his hand into the huge barrel of
Cheesey Poofs that sits beside him.
ANGLE - TELEVISION
ANNOUNCER[]
We’ll be right back to Jesus and Pals
after this.
A bunch of muscle-builder guys stand around flexing.
NARRATOR
HEY! DO YOU NEED TO GET IN SHAPE
FAST?!
This catches Cartman’s attention - his eyes dart to the
screen.
NARRATOR
Wanna look your best? Tired of all
the OTHER guys getting all the chicks?
Cartman turns up the volume on the remote.
NARRATOR
Are you tired of being a ninety-pound
weakling?
A scrawny little guy gets punched in the face by a big,
buff muscle-builder.
CARTMAN
Yeah! I only weigh ninety pounds!
NARRATOR
Then bulk up QUICK with Weight Gain
4000
The narrator flexes and muscles bulge out all over.
Cartman’s eyes light up.
CARTMAN
YES!
NARRATOR
With over 4000 grams of saturated fat
per serving, Its patented formula is
designed to enter the mouth and go
directly to the stomach where it is
distributed to the bloodstream. Now
available in stores everywhere. Get
some today and say with me, BEEFCAKE.
CARTMAN
BEEFCAKE.
NARRATOR
BEEFCAKE!!!!!
CARTMAN
BEEFCAKE!!!!
NARRATOR & CARTMAN
BEEFCAKE!!!!!
ANNOUNCER
May cause irreversible damage to the
kidneys and liver.
CARTMAN
Mom, can you get me some WEIGHT GAIN
4000?
CARTMAN’S MOM
O.K. Eric, I’ll get you some at the
store tomorrow.
CARTMAN
But mom I need it for tomorrow.
CARTMAN’S MOM
But tomorrow is grocery day Eric.
CARTMAN
MOM .......
CARTMAN’S MOM
O.K., O.K. Well I guess I’ll be going
to the store now then.
Cartman’s mom pulls her purse on and heads out the door.

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