(Fanmade version) “The world’s 1st Cartoon Network is celebrating it’s 30th birthday. So of course, we’re throwing a blowout! All October long, watch our favorite cartoons in their first episodes, and episodes of Cartoon Network originals you liked from the past 5 years! Plus, there’ll be chances to call and win prizes donated by our top toon stars. If your not getting the Cartoon Nothing, call your cable operator. Don’t miss the Cartoon Network’s 30th birthday blowout! All October long starting October 1st, on the Cartoon Nothing.”
