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The boys are back and we're talking B&H, baby! Mark has a nightmare airport scenario and then gets a mysterious bag of white pills from a fan that he immediately indulges in. Joe does a tough charity show and catches a very unique heckle, while Mark heads to a Florida karaoke night to hang out with his favorite people. It's Tuesdays!
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@EverMighty1 15 дней назад

Mark still taking pills handed to him from random people in his crowds is wild work 😂

@portlandsamber 14 дней назад

Yuh. Someone send him a pocket fent test kit.

@norab7432 14 дней назад

Reckless af 😂 can’t believe trazadone took his legs from him next day though 😂

@howhigh0521 14 дней назад

⁠@@norab7432⁠⁠that’s assuming the random white pills in the “heafty” plastic bag he described was even even just Trazadone😂 Any asshole with a pill press can make a pill of what ever they want. I’ve met quite a few back in high school

@norab7432 14 дней назад

@@howhigh0521 hahaha yeah, good point 😆

@crowe9385 13 дней назад

I just love Joe’s reaction to these stories. You can just see the wheels turning and what he wants to say.

@tsedubgyatso 15 дней назад

That stain above Joes head on the wall tricks me into thinking there is a stain on my phone every single time. 😂

@ltsgoyanks 15 дней назад

YES!

@johnpaulthegrim 15 дней назад

I shit you not, ME TOO

@davidperez5089 15 дней назад

2nd comment on the stain at least AND I STILL CAN'T SEE IT!!!!

@WP_3rd 15 дней назад

Queef stain.

@jasonszeto7790 15 дней назад

Lololol me too just when you said it I rubbed the screen lol

@EloyGabriel_ 14 дней назад

"I shot a sandy hook right in her home room" - Mark Normand on the possible conception of his child 😂

@in5d 15 дней назад

Joe: "I'm all tanned". He's as white as Mark's shirt

@Kingofthemortalrealm 14 дней назад

Simile

@jaybrack7272 14 дней назад

Joe secretly thinks he’s 20% more badass and good looking than he actually is

@imalearnsya 14 дней назад

his thighs are glowing

@Kingofthemortalrealm 14 дней назад

@@jaybrack7272 so does everyone.

@philliphayden2727 14 дней назад

@@jaybrack727260%

@shouldaboughtahonda 15 дней назад

I can’t stop laughing at Joe saying he’s tanned .. his legs are blinding

@jaybrack7272 14 дней назад

Delusional

@laptv2144 14 дней назад

Tanning is dumb. I hate when people try to flex a tan.

@grandmadaewood 14 дней назад

“What’re you trying to get into heaven?” Is one of the greatest lines of all time! Is it from a movie? I’m dyin. The pashmina was NOT less than the champagne lol.

@royeaston6067 12 дней назад

Life lesson, I know you must be young because you just asked is that from a movie, trust me never ask anyone if that’s from a movie.

@grandmadaewood 11 дней назад

@@royeaston6067 oh dawg, thank you so much! Not sure what the lesson is but thanks so fucking much!!! I’m 31 btw. If that’s young, dope.

@Betty-Boop809 14 дней назад

lol, Mark insisting on stealing that pashmina is so f’ing bonkers but not too surprising

@tsedubgyatso 14 дней назад

That boy ain’t right I tell ya whut

@crowe9385 13 дней назад

“This is more the Mark I know” 😂

@NickDiazofNauts 14 дней назад

“Bus People” are now “Plane People” - one of the funniest takes I’ve heard recently, wish I could take credit for it! 😂

@cloudbloom 15 дней назад

More like Cassius Gay amiright fellas 😎

@ShawnD-tp3id 15 дней назад

Aaaaayyyyye!!!

@DesignRhythm 14 дней назад

Kareem Allova Joesback

@EloyGabriel_ 14 дней назад

U right. I'm gay

@killerdeviant 14 дней назад

Comedy!

@logictotalwar1201 59 минут назад

AAARRRRGH MATIE 🛳

@BoleBeinzen 15 дней назад

Gotta love Monday nights with stories

@tommylob1409 14 дней назад

My father is gay

@zavianb4532 12 дней назад

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was ASSAULTED 🧂

@jacobnipp6349 14 дней назад

Mark! You gotta stop taking random drugs you get from strangers! Or at least have your opener try them first! We can’t lose you man!!

@Scary1Larry666 14 дней назад

Doug key'd up

@HaikalGames 14 дней назад

Have your opener try them 😂😂😂 Great strat

@DesignRhythm 14 дней назад

NY Freshman literally just died a couple of days ago from a percoset, which was actually fentynyl. He's playing white trash Russian roulette.

@royeaston6067 12 дней назад

All drugs are random drugs from strangers did you know even legitimate prescription medicine is faked extremely well. in any pharmacy in the u.s half the products are fake with no active ingredients. Worry less.

@PolishGypski 14 дней назад

R.I.P. MARK "This guy gave me a bag"

@twoboysnabus9189 14 дней назад

Amazing how Joe will just start explaining something he knows 0 about with such confidence. Palm Beach is super pricey. Definitely not a dump.

@torstrasburg8289 14 дней назад

Mark specializes in that as well, like the Dylan supposition.

@stephenholmgren405 9 дней назад

"I shot a real Sandyhook right in that homeroom... i think this will make a kid not take one away..." is Mark's best and darkest riff I've ever heard

@ericharary 14 дней назад

Joes nightmare gig lol .. lil reminder how tough stand up can be

@richardmoffatt4189 14 дней назад

A head nod is the minimum even for the Champagne or dinner purchase! Come on! Mark going to heaven was the funniest line, killer!

@danielshinkle6686 14 дней назад

They both had me rolling at the end with the 🍾 story.

@davidperez5089 14 дней назад

Mark- champagne for strangers? I thought you were a skin flint!!🤣no good deed goes unpunished!!!🤣🤣

@Teddy-nd2jq 14 дней назад

that's why I'm the best drunk, I only have like 4-6 shots and I usually drink alone because I hate talking to people, then after a couple of hours I fall asleep, nobody knows, and nobody is bothered

@4nnunaki 2 дня назад

When Mark throws that cup at 55:38 is fucking hilarious. I believe that's a running joke & probably why the wallpaper is coming down. That's a joke wearing another jokes hat. Love you guys.

@LNarciso3 14 дней назад

Joe: “Whatcha trying to get into heaven” 🤣🤣

@richrodriguez1356 13 дней назад

Joe: “Not gonna say whose place I went to for the pool” Joe 5 minutes later: Says whose pool it is 🤦🏽‍♂️

@Gmx92 12 дней назад

I hate joe

@laptv2144 14 дней назад

Palm Beach is not a dump. It’s some of the most expensive property/land in the world. Joe you know nothing. West Palm is worse and still isn’t a dump

@Electric15crown 15 дней назад

Still haven’t hung the clock

@FANKANable 14 дней назад

That lease is almost up

@AdrianHertz 13 дней назад

53:29 LOL! She hit him with the "We want Mark Normand!"

@greggybluejeans 15 дней назад

I’ll take TWS over KT any day of the week.

@cloudbloom 15 дней назад

Same. I stopped watching kill Tony months ago, it lost its charm but these two queefs never get old

@marquesc9505 15 дней назад

And twice on Tuesday

@davidperez5089 15 дней назад

Break it down and it's two comics with horrible voices one much funnier and more affable than the other. The choice is simple for little ol me!!😂

@DesignRhythm 14 дней назад

KT is like digging through a Halloween bag of raisins & black licorice to find the one Snickers at the bottom.

@johns3723 14 дней назад

I've tried to watch kill Tony multiple times, just can't get into it, tuesgays forever

@FANKANable 14 дней назад

Its hard to believe how long I've been listening to this show. Joe and Mark are the only comedians I've seen live (on acid).

@marty.warner 14 дней назад

that studio has to smell

@aysechrystaka 14 дней назад

NEW THUMBNAILS ARE GOLD JERRY!! GOLD !! YA GOTTA CLICK EM !!

@tubby6339 15 дней назад

Kerryn is Joe's Elaine Benes, Sarah is shmoopy, Luis is crazy Joe davola, mark is Bania

@ShawnD-tp3id 15 дней назад

Ur my shmoopy

@tsedubgyatso 14 дней назад

And Salacuse is Kramer and Stavvy is Newman

@tubby6339 14 дней назад

@@tsedubgyatso Jerry is J peterman, Shane is puddy, tom dustin is bob sacamano

@AdrianHertz 14 дней назад

44:06 Holy shit Mark! I love this new attitude era of you!

@robertgray323 14 дней назад

Juneteenth recorded in May? The swimming at Feehans pool story again?

@budzion8800 15 дней назад

Joe saying it will be classic followed by exactly the same convo of feehans pool

@Gmx92 14 дней назад

Yeah how exciting, a podcast where a man talks about going to a private swimming pool with a baby

@MikeMotorbike 14 дней назад

The champagne story was hilarious though.

@budzion8800 14 дней назад

@MikeMotorbike yeah that made for up it in the end

@laptv2144 14 дней назад

Those Manhattan building pools sound so trash. Joe was trying so hard to make it sound fancy just because attractive women were there. They legit charge for entry

@johnwarren4156 14 дней назад

Becoming a guy who sends champagne to strangers is a crazy move, but now that you’ve done it you should keep doing it til you get the coveted cheers in return. The exchange of respect makes it worth it

@MikeP2055 14 дней назад

Lovin' the U of U hat on List during the ad read.

@NeilAllesee 15 дней назад

Monday stories with Tuesday

@neechie3o6 14 дней назад

*Tuesgay

@paulj8917 14 дней назад

FL clarification - Palm Beach is the rich area, West Palm is the trashy area.

@ericharary 14 дней назад

Great ep

@activistmalpractice 8 дней назад

I love how List always talks about mean comments, and yet I don't think I've ever seen a single one here.

@DeeWhy618 15 дней назад

All I want in life are 2 things: 1. A Joe list Reality show called " where should I move to?" Where he visits places and lives there for 2 weeks searching for where he moves to. At the end, he moves. 2. A remake of "money pit" with Mark normand, making it a "millennial buying a run down house in this economy, etc" hilarity ensues please, make it happen!

@patrickspellman8758 14 дней назад

Nobody would watch, like his terrible movie

@Halfbreedmofo 14 дней назад

The buying champagne story is such a curb episode Larry would definitely say something to the couple.

@terriblepaulsey4904 15 дней назад

If Mark keeps saying that he's gay, he's gonna stay like that.

@rickytan9123 14 дней назад

Marks "dead people" had me almost spit out my modelo. 😂😂😂

@JonathanHassingerChannel 8 дней назад

That restaurant took credit for your big champagne.

@k.c.simonsen2 12 дней назад

Joe’s story about the fundraiser was like a war story. I was HOOKED JERRY!

@jasonstatham5165 14 дней назад

53:25 Joe should have said " I'm like ice in a urinal up here, I never stood a chance".

@lanaiba 11 дней назад

That champagne story is sooo good. That pashmina is way more expensive than the champagne. Mark is nuts and it's entertaining af. It would have definitely been a curb ep.

@AdrianHertz 14 дней назад

Holy fuck! mark was on waffen mode during this pod! LOL

@caseypawlak8289 12 дней назад

The guy from karate kid!? 😂 Gold!

@danielyoung50 12 дней назад

Mark that jersey is 🔥! Where can I get one? Comedy!

@Samb1600 14 дней назад

36:05 that harmony tho

@acidicjuice1404 15 дней назад

Fathers gay!

@jodijoy8906 14 дней назад

L🏈VE JOE’S Old School T- Shirt 💙🤍♥️

@gordonvshumway 14 дней назад

Joe you comicxplained from the start to the crowd. Sounded like you wanted to bomb that night lol.

@crowe9385 13 дней назад

The “we get it” bombing story…. ALL. FUCKING. TIME JERRY

@MoNoATe 14 дней назад

The Gay Bar needs to be the largest chocolate covered candy bar on the market!

@underweightHater 13 дней назад

mark with the champagne... its like a raccoon came out of your trash bin and gave you $5.

@jdr956 15 дней назад

Assuming he's moving in with Kerryn lol

@brunodanner7777 14 дней назад

Was she the hot one in the red dress?

@laptv2144 14 дней назад

@@brunodanner7777 no you must’ve mistaken her. She’s not hot

@notoriouswes215 15 дней назад

Great show Friday night in Philly Mark! I wanted to yell out "Packy story" but idk how my date would've felt about that haha #Comedy

@christianperez7846 14 дней назад

Every time Mark talks about taking drugs from a stranger I think “This is how this guy’s gonna die”

@Hammando 14 дней назад

Another Banger boys!!

@snarkyretort5229 15 дней назад

39 minutes in and damn, The curse of the subject is that marks parents are distant and he's going to want to make sure he's available, but his kid will want to be distant.

@C0SMO333 14 дней назад

Why would you assume / project this negativity lol

@laptv2144 14 дней назад

That does often happen. I’ve seen it plenty of times.

@Bloomingstyle_ 13 дней назад

The champagne story is hilarious

@yoiink 14 дней назад

Mark's shirt looks clean, he must've washed it after the WMbD episode !

@scottk8244 14 дней назад

The activist Dylan was dating was Joan Baez, who had a huge part in his career because she brought him on the stage of the Newport folk festival for the first time

@markketchenjr9335 14 дней назад

Best pod in ever !

@kjnewell7243 14 дней назад

Joes legs refuse to get tan.

@Betty-Boop809 14 дней назад

I’m still laughing about him saying how tan they are.

@thetravalanche 14 дней назад

When joe said the pat from karate kid I heard Gary gulmans bit about pat being the famous nickname for noriyuki 😂 play in my head

@ART-theCLOWN 15 дней назад

AN EARLY ONE? THANK YOU QUEEFS

@El_Chompo 14 дней назад

try some similies lmaooo

@kjnewell7243 14 дней назад

I still chuckle when I think about the picture Ari put up during Joe’s ep on joo be trippin. A young Joe List is memorable 😂

@adrianguzman8248 13 дней назад

Love the new intro! I noticed they changed the clips that play

@brandonwilson7385 14 дней назад

Two of my favs right here, just for a chance to meet mark in Boston

@ryanmbricker 14 дней назад

My personal favs, and not exaggerating. This combo here is divine lol. I always described it as “Vulgar NY Sports Announcers” I also attribute you both to me checking out Seinfeld. I was born in ‘94 so i missed it and was even put off by it as a kid, naturally. Lol.