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"I can't handle the story" says woolie, unknowingly bestowing upon Pat _all the power in the universe_ My only regret is that this video doesn't include the part where Pat makes a direct callback to Woolie Z-targeting his soul during the colonoscopy bag discussion previously.
A child commited suicide that month because kids made fun of his Colostomy bag. When I saw the podcast title I thought "aw man this is gonna be good" And they didn't talk about it.
Once had to clean a hospital room in which apparently the patient was wanted by the cops or something and threw many things at the cops including a colostomy bag, one of the most unpleasant experiences I ever had at my job. Apparently those bags have a large aoe damage area.
@@Spookimus Same, that podcast aired 2 months before my surgery and I think about that bit so often. What the guys don't realize about getting to the point where you have to have an ostomy bag; if someone attacks you and breaks it, to you it's at most an inconvenience... to them, it holds the potential to be the worst day of their life. That's why if I ever get mugged, I'm ready and willing to detach that sucker from my body and use it like a bio-grenade
I thought the worst it ever was, nay, the worst it ever will be, was getting caught eating McDonalds in bed with a body pillow of Papyrus. "This is it, this is the worst it will ever be for Paige" I whispered to myself, unbeknownst that my naivete would soon be shook by The Mold. The horror, the horror...
Paige is a creature that can do the party cave in one go but (in super fast announcer voice) has actively eaten mold without knowing, walked into 2 things of glass, took 10 minutes on an RE7 light puzzle, killed an entire twitch stream with her baba is you play through, found eating McDonald’s with papirus, read so much undertale fan fic and talked to it with plague that she has literally run out, literally almost died for a variety of reasons more times than I can count, been assaulted by multiple crazy people in a variety of crazy insane ways that are both horrifying and hilarious to the point of going back to horrifying, has one of the worst health debuffs a human being could have and still somewhat function, and finally (to my knowledge), destroyed her taste buds so much that mustard is a literal drink to her (for the act of course) which inevitably caused the mold incident
To be fair, in some shape or form everyone doesn’t like their food deviating from the norm, or at least their perception of it. I closer to pat where knowing someone touched my food directly, fills me with a burning desire to raze the earth
Remember in the Simpsons when they joked Mr. Burns is only alive because literally every disease is in his body stopping one another from doing any harm, like multiple people squeezing through a doorway? It's kind of like that.
"This is revenge for the z-targeted colonoscopy bag". Also, while I love these animations, we will never reach the same heights as when friend of the podcast Tony Hawk came and commented on a video.
I mean one thing is being stupid enough to eat something without looking And other thing is not forcing yourself to puke afterwards to literally avoid dying
Meanwhile my grandpa will literally eat around or cut out the mold of anything he eats cause "you can't waste food son". Seeing him slice cheese blocks, cut around or off the mold and just eat it was a "I guess this be what great depression, war surviving people do moment".
the look of pure fucking horror on my face when I realized the picture of the potato salad at the beginning wasn't some parody stock image, *that's actually what the potato salad looked like*
I remember this one time I was chomping on some breakfast bread, and like, I look down and see, halfway into eating said bread, that it was moldy, I ate half a moldy bread before noticing it. I was like ``am i...am i gonna die?``, it was fine literally nothing happened at all to my stomach but the dread was there.
For someone who checks their burger for maggots, you really wouldn’t expect this. This whole thing, when seeing the picture, made me laugh both uncontrollably and uncomfortably... At work.
Can relate. Reminds me of the time I went to a friend's house and was given a pack of instant noodles as a snack, only to realize halfway through that a colony of maggots had already set up shop. It happens, Paige.
I once went on an absolute shitshow of a camping trip when I was 14. My bunkmates rolled a canoe and lost most of our food, only managing to save one roll of buns. Go figure the guy who was setting up our trip grabbed the buns that were supposed to be thrown out and we had to nibble on mouldy buns for a night until a Camp Counselor took pity on us and showed up in the morning in a speed boat with real food. Wouldn't recommend. Tasted funny and we all had the shits. One kid dumped ass so hard he broke the seat in the shitter and sent half the stall down the hillside trying to keep himself from falling in.
I remember once buying a package of english muffins from the campus store in college on a rainy day and heading back to my dorm, had them on myself for 3 days before i opened them, apparently water had soaked through the package, i was half asleep and about to put one in my toaster when i noticed they all had turned green, like not barely green, completely green. I thankfully disposed of them immediately.
