Casually Explained: Breaking The Ice 

oh shit wat you do

***** Have you seen inside out? That last scene in the movie? 'Twas like that.

One time a girl told me she was good at blowjobs and wanted to prove it to me. I said, "Okay, let's find a guy."

James Bowen holy fuck i just ruptured my internal organs hearing that

+James Bowen haha how could you not catch that?

110% sure

Yep. One time I was approached by 2 really hot girls. It turns out that they were Mormons trying to convert me...

@@NinjaPieceLOL that has happened to me 3 times, and 2 times was with the same girls, i knew what they wanted the second time so i just tried to ignore them

Or a dare

"just send me the virus link"

No worries! I'm sure you'll get a yes!

Bruh 😂😂😂😂

XD

@twobiased - what do you got?

@@machmutmachmut3994 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You never know

Again, it’s a bit hard to tell from this example

*too*

Very difficult to tell if she likes you

D) can't tell

I think i'm at like 4 dudes and 8 women. good times.

0 dudes, 1 woman in 35 years. I'm a legend, man.

I think maybe 2 girls if I wasn't reading it wrong, and I think like 3 guys, anyways I'm a pussy so I will never know for sure

2 Girls but 4 Guys... too bad

same

Savage Thomas i wish it was

me too lol

lol

Savage Thomas Me as well.

same

True

Paradox right there.

A not weird person wouldn't question themselves: "what would a not weird person do?"

wise words

I love that movie

Unregistered hypercam 2 he is apart of MGTOW

she 100% needs money or wants your kidneys.

@@noah2354 which movie? The original X-Men was kinda boring.

works every time

Probably the most accurate part of this video, if you've been in this situation haha.

Luis YT But what it's the "fucking it up" personality?

Hey it actually works. Thank God for alcohol but if you get a 2nd date and you're sober...

I am anyway

I'll never forget that moment.

xPara lmao

xPara Doesn't it always happen man? LOL

Nah, sometimes they don't approach me at all.

A moment like that, some people wait a lifetime for a moment like that.

Miha Golod and the “without the paper bag” left unfilled above it

Yes we do

You're one in a billion.

@@lonesomegavlan7279 💯

Hollow_Knight exactly

As a wise man once said. Guys would date a tree if it made the first move

But upon that realization it is already too late!!

A not weird person is probably too ingenuous to ask itself in general!!!

sponge: what would Larry do?

Living like LARRY! :D

That's just the way it is. As he says, "hate the game" but accept it and move on. :-/

when*

Bro I emigrated

instructions unclear: am I supposed to end up on north pole???

@@Yetipfote you were this close! Don't worry, we got a plane ready to Antarctica!

@@whoareyouyouareclearlylost323 that's not close, that's the other end of the world!

AHHHASHHA

Dude im gonna use that

unfunniest shit I read all day

@@peanutgallery4 bro really just took the effort to type that reply out to a year old comment

Gonna use this today with my crush. Wish me luck fellas. I'll update what happened next......remind me

that is me

They only _walk_ away from you?

☠☠☠

Fucking animal abuse Needa respect cats

@Baldhina Asnake They teleport into different dimensions for me

Sea Anemoanemiaeia Dutch courage.

i havent laughed so hard in so long

JailbrokenTaco diddo

Right though like damn maybe this is the answer

damn why don't i drink, oh yeah because i don't have friends to drink with

By coffee she meant baby batter aka jizz juice. You fucked up man.

Realized that as soon as i came back to my office

ReverseMe i don't get it? You where busy

Actually i thought she really only wants to drink a coffee, but I didn't wanted one at that moment...

Were*

Chad

I would probably overthink that she was trying to find the best way to say no without hurting me. Well sucks to be you, this would never happen with me; I have no friends

If someone says no CELEBRATE

Anyway. Bring your NODs. We heading for Ronograd

dont its been 2 years and im still not over it the thing is im not urgly or anything -_- dont blame urself blame society

It's because you make rejection out to be this huge grand thing when it's not that big a deal. You invest all your emotions into it for no reason.

Jeff God just remember that u r just some protons, neutrons and electrons and so is she and nothing will ever change that so don’t worry bout it

@@CantEscapeFlorida I'm going to take a wild guess and say the number of guys you asked out is much smaller than the number of guys who asked you out. Probably 0 or 1.

@@CantEscapeFlorida It's easy to say from your position

snap snap snap

Invincible Tardigrade 😂😂

I don't get the joke, I'm not a native english speaker, can you (casually) explain it to me?

Wouter Schmouter people kick stools out from under them to hang themselves.. with a rope

Zach M thanks .. I didn't get it either… low-key I am an English speaker though😂

I don't know, go outside and look at people who aren't you? Which is like, most people.

im too shy to look at people

ficolas2 Force yourself to get outside of your comfort zone, learn and develope ways to get over being shy. Take it one step at a time. I know it seems like taking a bullet would be easier but trust me. It's the only way to avoid a life of endless regret and sadness.

Say something that's sounds dumb but ends up working

TheGreatOnes help me im in same situation i need advice

haha lmao.. instead of running you're coming straight at me?!

@@HassaanALal jojo!!

I can't give you depresion without geting closer.

the girl: yes you: well, I can’t really tell so...

Muda muda muda

sudoku xD

Happened to me once. One of the cringiest things I ever experienced.

What i hate is when someone says something and they werent talking to you. Happens to me ALL THE TIME

I've been living for 1/5 of a humans life span and I still don't how to play sudoku

One girl wave to me,and i wave back I'm not sure but i think she likes me,she once approached and asked me for name, she always says hi when she sees me..i think it's obvious..

**SNAP**

**SNAP**

**SNAP** **SNAP**

**SNAP** **SNAP** **SNAP**

Kirby **NAK**

Campy Jones hey :) do you know how much a polar bear weights?

ImmortalPhoenix How much

Campy Jones enough to break the ice ;P

ImmortalPhoenix Lol 10/10

i dont need to break the ice since im so hot! hheeeaa?...ok I'll shut up now

i did somethings and got rejected ;_;

At least nothing BAD happened

Damn bro thats sad. Anyway, I asked myself out. I got rejected and i'm now in a psychological coma because I can't get myself to move since I rejected myself

Damn thats sad. Anyone wanna go to mountain tho? I got blackhawk

Or is he?!?!?

uncle uncle Hasn't he always?

uncle uncle he always does in the end

TheFuckBoy KING ررةلث لازم على ىس

yeah bro!? how can you tell!?! xD

I'm dead.... XDDD

That’s more of a quote than a pick up line, don’t you think?

Uhh. Boner syndrome ;)

r/cursedcomments

Life is also disappointing

What would a not weird person say? "It is impossible that I am not obviously very not un-weird"

@@Kriegter Damn that's a good pickup line, i'm gonna use this one

D. a prank E. a psychopath

Well you actually can't tell though

Maybe she is just from Canada and being polite

Or she doesn't like the nourthpole as much as I do

xXGilly55Xx yeah you can’t really tell because they might just be talking to the voice inside their head.

Luis Ojeda fuck her and move on

I asked a girl out once, she said yes, then she said "opp sorry that was my friend." I've been dead ever since.

you should be fine as long as you didn't get to hit that strange

tonymagona334 why over text bro?? Lol

Or just use your hand. No fuss, no muss.

or is he ? *dun dun duuuun*

One where correct spelling isn't required, thank goodness.

sir piggerlottle one with too many Alekses

Klapaucius Fitzpatrick it's self deprication humor , cuz he's aware of how bad he is with girls and using satire to deliver his jokes

not to be confused with self defecating humor

So did he, from the aneurysm!

RIP

What is a redskull? What country is that saying from

@@sublimeade redskull is a fictional character. One of captain America villain

@@slimyduck2140 cool

proudnoob124 harsh.

proudnoob124 it's the damn truth, women only think about equality when it benefits them, that's what makes them hypocrites.

proudnoob124 Instead of vilifying them, understand that maybe you're not attracting them.

Christophe Boucher Nice shot. However, you're wrong in saying that I'm vilifying them. I simply stated a fact. Whether or not it is positive or detrimental towards girls' reputations is not my concern.

Luz Iervasi Here are the issues with your logic - you confused honesty with easiness, and assumed us guys did too. Guys always communicate that we'd like girls to take the initiative more often, and we consequently never equate it to being easy or slutty. Therefore, and although I wish to give you the benefit of the doubt, I cannot and must say that you're aware your argument is incorrect, but you're intentionally using it regardless to hide the much simpler explanation of why you won't ask a guy out yourself - it is a scary thing to do. Here's my ironic advice: man the fuck up.

KILL IT!!!

I don't understand, I know he is joking about a noose but how does it relate to the chair

kontosoldier thanks for the explanation mate, I really appreciate it :D

UR PROFILE PIC ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK

Rope rhymes with hope

Lol I’m still in high school but so far I haven’t talked to a girl since seventh grade. I literally ignore girls when they talk to me because I don’t know how to respond, which has made for some pretty awkward group projects.

@@dalesajdak422 omg group projects were awkward...

@@dalesajdak422 That's a little weird. I'm horribly socially awkward, but at least it's case with everyone, not just girls.

disgusting person!

I see no problem with this

And second of all how dare you?

What's the unit conversion between an ND and an MR?

Connor Swanson I'd say 1ND = 1.5MR just for the smile alone

yes

if you are actually attractive then maybe, a lot of girls will give you blue pilled bullshit

No

Uhhh can’t tell, it could just be a coincidence and she had something in her eye. Just keep looking

Gee wiz it's hard to tell.

tahm kench usta You are wise indeed, guru.

The wisest

😂😂😂

F

Girl: So, will you go on a date with me ?

Im gonna do whats called a pro gamer move

So...you turn him down or no?

I'm the same way. My fear is less that I'll be rejected and more that I'll ruin someone's day/week/view of men by approaching them. I hear stories about people who are approached by a guy when they were minding their own business and how creepy that is and I'm just like, "Well, I'm never going to be that guy. Guess I'll just be alone."

red toasti

red toasti there is if you learn body lamguage. There is 1 simple way. Make some noise and talk loudly. get people's attention. She will notice you. If she finds you attractive, you will catch her starring at you later. Then go talk to her. If a girl keeps looking at a guy most likely she likes him. Another one that works anywhere, and I mean anywhere, is sit down next to a girl, look at her and just smile and go hey, act like you are meant to be there . That's it. She will surely react and start a conversation. 99% of dating is just not caring if you are creepy. That's why attractive guys think it's easy. Cuz they never get called creeps. everything they do is hot. Pretend you are hot. Sometimes women will care and call you a creep. But most the time you will end up talking.

Im tall but unattractive what do I do now? and by tall I mean im 6'7"

KnivesOnly Getting a girl isn't rocket science. Not every girl is going to have the same set of requirements that they use to measure attractiveness. Don't worry there is someone out there for you even if you don't see it yet.

If you're a real pro, they'll all be caterpillars and silk worms in mid-metamorphosis so they can do absolutely nothing to defend themselves against her pet lizard's brutal onslaught.

Be careful with the move "Harden"

Might actually work on me. Bugs are cool and I've always wanted to get in a fight with a stranger.

Make sure to bring a stag beetle, that way they cant win

How you do'in? "finger guns"

I have every right to be afraid of black women

@@axelw7323 ´cause they are too hot?

@Sirris Mendoza Sunless Realms no because a lot of the ones I've met are mean as hell and if you even try flirting your ass is gonna get punched in the nose

Here's the thing you don't have to someone is gonna come up to you anyway

Wasn't that said in Robots?

David McNamara plot twist. His uncle is the one who said it in robots

If you never try, you will never live.

your single uncle you mean

You miss all the shots you don’t take. Think of it that way.

Hehe, a superior phrase in my humble opinion. Thanks for sharing that nugget of gold.

amazing quote lad!

You're welcome, both of you!

Neon Markov time to go back to college then fuck

Neon Markov i don't understand it MBA from a good college is still prestigious isn't. In my country you need more that 98 percentile to get interviewed for good b school. Sure everyone gets accepted into shit tier b schools but i still don't understand why that saying goes the way that it does.

relatable but not humorous.

Withror Pendragon hes definitely got the best sense of humor on yt yet not many people understand that

Humor is relative and opinion.

Clearly you have no sense of humor.

Ikr, his timing is so perfect

Evan Myers if she rejects you it's either because you have bad memes or you have too many memes

at first i thought you were making a play on the word "mustache" by saying "memestache"

I'd like me some memes please. No a single guy I know loves memes.

I can confirm this.

the only good advice in the comment section

lol

Is it a prank? Where are the cameras?

i dont get it

@@32simas suicide joke hanging rope

@@32simas her name is hope.

Ahhhh i just got it

Still don’t get it 💀😭

Alizée you're probably not either

Did you just assume my gender!?

sexist

seriously wtf...

did you just assume my gender?

it;s nice that you can see that, some girls don't ever realize.

BonelessBen you gotta do better than that. Opening doors for a woman is about as mandatory as not asking their age or body weight. Cause failing to do so will just label you as a bad mannered male.

I don't hold the door for able bodied young people unless they're right behind me. Even then I don't stand there and hold it. I just keep it open as a walk through.

Of course you're a virgin, its "You're welcome" not "Your welcome" :^)

Slendeaway Damn, grammar Nazis get hella laid! (!)_(!)

hehe xd

might have touched a woman's hand

lolbrunopt *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*

He's letting success go to his head Getting too close to his audience Setting up for fail, unless he punks up and rejects the Bet

lolbrunopt wow, so he's basically married now gratz!

Vyacheslav Semenko XD

Dwigt

Well go do what you want and don’t let *society* forge your actions

was this the same girl?

Step 2: Doesn't matter you now have a puppy, you're done, you've won.

That's actually my game plan..

Mans best friend. Unconditional love.

beachballer And even if you still don't get any girls, at least you have a puppy

May come with nagging bitch ;)

Pwnedgamer94 Deep

they want to grow so they can get laid.

😂😂

Pwnedgamer94 I thought it was the sounds of them fighting to the death over a dead hobo.

Pwnedgamer94 Legit

Proceed with the chloroform.

Throw down some sick verses and/or dance moves. If you win the battle, she's yours. If you lose, you're hers.

+Moms spaghetti Not right away, though. Ensure there are no witnesses, first. Also, ensure your van is close by. Nothing worse than carrying a body half a mile.

Or you could just hit her with the van...then the van would be very close away.

don't worry, that never happens

Damn bruh lol

"the socks match the color of her bed sheets" i can't breathe man

shootatsquare bruh

how do you know what color her bedsheets are lmao

greenyoshi119 it's a meme you dip

Kornelius Heydrich if you have a waifu its high chance you didn't say hi to a girl

He got ptsd and now he has one

Is your name Hugh Mungus?

did you see that news story where this woman is claiming this guy groped her avatar in the HTC Vive thing fucking priceless

Kornelius Heydrich HUGH MUNGOUS WHAT

Caesar Belisarius He is to nervous to ask her out man

If he over uses it, she loses all power. Let her be a very special guest and you will appreciate her more.

She exploded.

Caesar Belisarius You didn't catch the list, did you?

She's still there. IF you look on the list there is Natalie Dormer.

He doesn’t have to necessarily be mature in order to be relatable to an audience.

Even though you're grandfather, Joseph, told you the power of the world like a medical student frantically trying to finish an exam before the last bell?

@@drewsillytoo I can't beat the shit outta you without getting closer.

@@grand-dadmiral Hoho! Then come as close as you like

Mitar Zecevic Sad times

me too man. it feels good to know that other people failed just as much as you have. well.. almost....

Bunny I have a lucky rabbits foot in my pocket ;) wanna see it? ASL?

*internal sobbing*

same

How did it work out for you? I'm in the exact same situation just, like, now.

Me too, today.

Just re watch them over and over til he posts again. Trust me, they never get old.

@@AEEZProductions LOL TRUE

i made sure i didn't make that mistake. only watched one and waited for the rest on my recommended

Congratz dude 👏👏👏

How did you break the ice?

I am proud of you man, i have my first date on sunday, wish me good luck ...

@@aleksandarobradovic8171 If you watched this video to prepare, you NEED the luck my man

@@khansterbeam95 :^)

fkn lucky being approached by a gay guy is the highest compliment you can revieve

Sarcasticat how is that?

I'm 19 been approached by 0 girls so far been approached with the same fat gay guy 400 times and it still fucks with my brain I can't tell if he is actually interested or if he just needs his penis touched

lmao

If you are attractive to a guy its like you are the kind of guy a guy likes, which makes you a DOUBLE GUY

@@MFbaZz i usually think of that when i go to approach girls, works like a charm.

Anal basher69 nothing makes me hornier than picturing a girl unload diarrhea

@@MFbaZz Name checks out EDIT: His name was AnalBasher69

People do it's just usually not in a very encouraging way.

@@MFbaZz ά rάήḏσm ςσmmέήτ τσ βσσṣτ (((Ÿøűťübę's))) άłĝσrΐτhm.

Though, on the plus side, it is easy to make friends by asking new people if they've ever held a woman's hand, and high-fiving them when they say no.

Hey you should go to a Canadian school.

You nailed it

lmao, I think I'm one of the few engineers students that got a hot girlfriend and banged her for one year in a round. I just talked to her, to be honest Idk how I did it. Before u feel jealous i'll just say she dumped me and now it's been almost 2 years without sex. I guess at least I'm not virgin anymore, so I don't have that weight over my shoulders no more :D. But yeah, engineers life is tough :c

whew. So it's not just me..

Sam Trott that's so sad bit true😭💀

Possibly? I was eating with my friends at a place once when I spotted a group of girls, some of them were pretty hot. One of them randomly came up to me and started sitting on my lap, like what the fuck? I had no idea what to think of it, I asked if this was a dare or some stupid challenge. I've been approached by other girls before (and regret not taking chances with some of them), so I don't think I was being made fun of. Still not sure what the fuck happened that night.

Once i was drinking with some friends, and two girls told me how they once lost in a game and had to act like they fell for a guy (only texting, we were young af) for like 3 days. I imagined being that guy, and since then those girls and their whole "gang" is dead to me.

Sam Trott me with boys

Same

Oh? There are people who like nerdy introverts? Well this is new knowledge XD

*specifically cool ranch ;)*

itshannahl0l you can...you can just do that? "Hello, oh I see you're wearing a shirt! Look! I'm wearing one too! I love shirts. My favorite shirt is a v neck with song lyrics on it. I wear shirts when I.....

itshannahl0l okay but you know what he really need so why to make it difficult??

He's trying his best

i thought we were bonding...

But not that awkward weird and creepy and plain uninteresting like me :D You are still right

Being normal sounds boring

If everyone is weird, no one is weird

If everyone is weird, that's normal.

LaToya Forever No it's just you

The trick is to figure out which is which lol

wow

I will take her number

please just say you're not interested instead of lying

What a pitiful individual you are

@@armalite6837 lying isn't necessarily bad

moXon460 There is no hands on project in gender studies, ohh wait....

yep

moXon460 there is no real value in gender studies either

Trump meme joke.

chicken permission people take those classes to broaden their knowledge, it's more of a personal gain to take those classes rather than applying it to a career

There are more than 7 seas in out solar system m8, for example on Jupiter's moon europa and another one on Saturn's moon dione.

JsT Music I bet you're fun at parties.

Why count planets and seas? 0 people live there

Daniel Blanco R aliens and mermaids

+Daniel Blanco R THAT'S WHAT THE GOVERNMENT WANTS YOU TO THINK BUT YOU GOTTA BE SMARTER THAN THEM

Larry "What?"

"Ahem.. I SAID 'SORRY, THAT WASN'T A VERY GOOD ICE BREAKER.'"

"um okay?" *silence*

funny

I immediately thought of Hugh Mungus when the reply was "what?" haha "Titanic what?!"

Thats how Most women Are...sadly 😔

that's not how most women are lmao. That's how some guys that can't get into a relationship tell each other than women are, to hide the real reason, which is that they suck at it

TrangleC that's because they're entitled. And it's our fault for making them feel like they deserve things instead of believing that they have to earn them. This entitlement, "me" first culture has to stop with women, and it's up to us to make that happen

TrangleC ...So you came to that ridiculous conclusion because of an experience with young girls who were still in puberty, were likely immature, and were likely to make stupid judgements. ...Are you sure you aren't being an ass?

hello tranglec

redsn0 not all heroes wear capes

***** No, I don't. Y'know there are realistic expectations and wishes.. *sigh* *cry*

More than half a million subscribers for a new ish channel is pretty fuckin good. It will get up there with time.