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Casually Explained: First Dates 

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@adampandit4326
@adampandit4326 5 лет назад
First date? Bold of you to assume I got that far
@mahyargharehdaghi9383
@mahyargharehdaghi9383 4 года назад
*no comment*
@gastrodonte3435
@gastrodonte3435 4 года назад
*no comment* Yeah i wa pretty late
@eggo7928
@eggo7928 4 года назад
Adam Pandit f
@felixneumayer9823
@felixneumayer9823 4 года назад
dito
@keenanlewis9486
@keenanlewis9486 4 года назад
Adam Pandit ☠️☠️☠️
@treehousesmotors2562
@treehousesmotors2562 5 лет назад
Girl: "my parents aren't home" *brain working overtime trying to figure out the correct response* Me: "dont worry, they'll come back"
@woodwood9889
@woodwood9889 5 лет назад
Or: dont worry I can be your daddy
@ResponsibleBread
@ResponsibleBread 5 лет назад
@@woodwood9889 goddamn genius
@derjon5
@derjon5 5 лет назад
@@woodwood9889 Modern problems require modern solutions.
@cheapskate9487
@cheapskate9487 5 лет назад
Gold
@MissMatched
@MissMatched 5 лет назад
Treehouses & Motors **so sorry jack plays in the background**
@panlis6243
@panlis6243 3 года назад
Me: Wanna go out on a date? Her: Sure, where? Me: I don't know. I never thought I would get this far
@xyzzy64
@xyzzy64 2 года назад
i literally said pretty much exactly this to a girl my first time. We then planned out the entire date together and it went really well though! :)
@Boost3334
@Boost3334 2 года назад
💀💀
@medvehs4926
@medvehs4926 2 года назад
@@xyzzy64 that's adorable
@TimeG37
@TimeG37 Год назад
@@xyzzy64 Congrats bro
@SynSpiderz
@SynSpiderz Год назад
Not gonna lie if I ever find someone to ask, and they say yes, this is likely to be my response.
@itriggerpeople4433
@itriggerpeople4433 4 года назад
"You better have plenty of alcohol planned because your current personality isn't cutting it" *Okay, now I just feel personally attacked*
@DaShoopdahoop
@DaShoopdahoop 3 года назад
Me under 3 lungs of vodka, *hmm, still not enough*
@royliber3824
@royliber3824 2 года назад
What kind of sorcery is this? This line hunted me down for the last 10 or so years since I even started drinking in meetings...
@pietrofavalesi
@pietrofavalesi 2 года назад
I didn laugh at this line
@GamesBeatGamer
@GamesBeatGamer Год назад
I think your username confirms this
@nbruns10
@nbruns10 6 месяцев назад
It's sad (for you) but true...
@JesusHChrist1
@JesusHChrist1 5 лет назад
I used the "I only date dimes" joke, and she looked dead into my eyes and said "so, what's your RU-vid channel called?"
@Chaos.A
@Chaos.A 5 лет назад
Jesus Christ
@ryan2-518
@ryan2-518 5 лет назад
Jesus Christ.
@BlazeTaleo
@BlazeTaleo 5 лет назад
Jesus Christ
@cheerfulpessimist952
@cheerfulpessimist952 5 лет назад
By Zeus!
@7MINJAE
@7MINJAE 5 лет назад
marry her
@saduftw262
@saduftw262 4 года назад
"You're possibly better than a vacant time slot" Right on
@SuchetanaChatterjee
@SuchetanaChatterjee 4 года назад
literally debating rn if a guy is possibly better than a vacant time slot this is so true lmfaoo
@nikolatasev4948
@nikolatasev4948 4 года назад
As a lazy introvert the thought of competing with a vacant time slot terrifies me! Who can beat that!
@stud6060
@stud6060 3 года назад
Chris Gandy I wasn’t worth a midday nap..that lasted 2 months
@jennag7111
@jennag7111 3 года назад
helix same lmaoo 😂
@yadisfhaddad722
@yadisfhaddad722 3 года назад
Man vacant time slots are so valuable, people hardly have any these days.
@joematrix01
@joematrix01 4 года назад
"Don't call him daddy. Call them Father." This needs to go on a T-shirt.
@appa609
@appa609 3 года назад
No! I am your father!
@ineverlickyoghurtlid3903
@ineverlickyoghurtlid3903 3 года назад
explain please, i am so dull..
@satvikgarg3965
@satvikgarg3965 3 года назад
@@ineverlickyoghurtlid3903 father is a religious priest
@francescomanzo3939
@francescomanzo3939 2 года назад
*father.
@AnonW
@AnonW 3 года назад
Girl: Why isn't he making a move??? Me: When am I supposed to make a move???
@daytonharper6967
@daytonharper6967 3 года назад
^^^^^^^^^^
@daytonharper6967
@daytonharper6967 3 года назад
And how
@TheBeShiny
@TheBeShiny 3 года назад
Girls can do moves
@LeventK
@LeventK 2 года назад
@@TheBeShiny You can't tell.
@jinsory5582
@jinsory5582 2 года назад
@@TheBeShiny Yeah, one of them ninja kicked me after I gave her a compliment.
@ChefNikuman
@ChefNikuman 4 года назад
Her: "Do you want to come in for coffee?" Me: "Oh it's really late and coffee will keep me up all night, thanks anyway!" *15 years later* Me: ".............................................Wait a minute."
@notthefam5253
@notthefam5253 4 года назад
I dont get it
@ceshmate1953
@ceshmate1953 4 года назад
It means, she wanted sex. I think.... You can't tell maybe she offered to quench your thirst.
@akhilsujith3772
@akhilsujith3772 4 года назад
Seinfeld 🔥🔥
@rubenfe91
@rubenfe91 4 года назад
Yep, now i get it. 4 years later
@ima_psykopathpsn8411
@ima_psykopathpsn8411 4 года назад
Tanpei Kosugi you must be 9 at max
@purplemonkeyelephant
@purplemonkeyelephant 5 лет назад
Girls: "Why isn't he making a move" Guys: "I don't have a clue what's doing on" is everything I am.
@captaingainzproductions1876
@captaingainzproductions1876 4 года назад
purplemonkeyelephant I know right 😂
@TheGreatWerebear
@TheGreatWerebear 4 года назад
So you're not a purple monkey elephant?! :/ I feel so deceived.
@kevinperera5905
@kevinperera5905 4 года назад
purplemonkeyelephant I really felt that one bruv
@arishkumar
@arishkumar 4 года назад
@@TheGreatWerebear .
@tahmkenchusta5852
@tahmkenchusta5852 4 года назад
Well if you were me it would usually go like Girls: “you he just leave already” Me: “okay I will now ^^” Is everything I am
@Konztinental
@Konztinental Год назад
For those folks thinking of asking their crush out, just ask her out and get a No already.
@fedepp1801
@fedepp1801 11 месяцев назад
amen
@nbruns10
@nbruns10 6 месяцев назад
true actually. Better to move on and find someone else than spend years anguishing in 'secret' love.
@antoineazo9020
@antoineazo9020 3 года назад
Step one : find a girl you like. Step two : learn that she likes you too. Step three : be happy for ten seconds. Step four : go mad because you're stressed. Step five : never call her again. Good day folks.
@kaldo_kaldo
@kaldo_kaldo 3 года назад
I mean, I can't be with someone who has such low standards
@aether8412
@aether8412 Год назад
@@kaldo_kaldo damn you ain't had to do yourself like that 🤣
@legotheepic3611
@legotheepic3611 Год назад
That's really specific you good
@seattlegrrlie
@seattlegrrlie Год назад
This explains a lot
@fleasy4393
@fleasy4393 Год назад
Look at Casanova over here getting past step two.
@joshd8537
@joshd8537 4 года назад
Your getting married. Is she into you? (C) Can’t tell
@2sthimo449
@2sthimo449 4 года назад
Obviously not...if she was into you she wouldnt agree to something that means you wont ever have sex again
@emeraldcrafter7805
@emeraldcrafter7805 4 года назад
2SRL Thimo what do you mean? Marriage has nothing to do with that, idk if I’m getting R/wooshed right now
@2sthimo449
@2sthimo449 4 года назад
@@emeraldcrafter7805 That's a stereotype that married couples don't have sex anymore, when they're older.
@wrickel0727
@wrickel0727 4 года назад
I clicked on ur picture
@joshd8537
@joshd8537 4 года назад
Its me Yoda yeah it used to be a link to my old YT channel but I removed it
@carlos_9230
@carlos_9230 4 года назад
**has had a 50 year long marriage** *does she like you?* (C): Can’t tell
@CamViesky
@CamViesky 4 года назад
You’d be surprised how many people are married more than 30 years and aren’t happy.
@stephansalvi7768
@stephansalvi7768 4 года назад
@Jason Lee I agree, well said dude. Someone give this man a prize!
@menxerr3451
@menxerr3451 4 года назад
Cameron Cooke u dont get the joke
@kekale9506
@kekale9506 4 года назад
Cameron Cooke shout out to mom and dad
@symbolitical4158
@symbolitical4158 3 года назад
@@menxerr3451 no you didn't get his comment
@williamteng5924
@williamteng5924 Год назад
“The worst she can say is no right” Her: “No”, then proceeds to screenshot, send in every one of her group chats, then blocks you
@Mildlyilligal
@Mildlyilligal Год назад
No no, the worst is eww no, then the screenshot
@InViSiBlEGuy1
@InViSiBlEGuy1 Год назад
I mean if she went to a date and thought you aee not gonna say anything they are insane
@Ghryst
@Ghryst Год назад
the worst is getting fired for sexual harassment, cos you said goodmorning too friendly. giving any male "dating advice" in this day and age should be criminal negligence.
@jclyntoledo
@jclyntoledo 10 месяцев назад
​@@GhrystThat doesn't happen, you must have been sizing her up or made a comment about her appearance and even still why would you get fired and not a warning?!... I feel like you're clearly exaggerating.
@Ghryst
@Ghryst 10 месяцев назад
@@jclyntoledo that DOES happen, and worse. you can get fired for just LOOKING at a female without consent now.. your unqualified denials only demonstrate an ignorance of modern employment laws. and if i was "sizing her up", well thats just a despicable grounds for firing someone, that should be illegal, but you're right, you can be fired for just looking at a female.. but, i already mentioned that. as for what you _feel like_ , that is completely irrelevant (and is the exact problem with these employment laws, theyre based on feelings, not facts), but i _observe_ that you're woefully ignorant and out of touch with current reality.
@TrashmanCZ
@TrashmanCZ 4 года назад
"Be yourself" That´s the exact reason why nobody likes me.
@agentjohn4313
@agentjohn4313 3 года назад
same lol
@kiankashi91
@kiankashi91 3 года назад
unironically, yeah
@adenferguson2647
@adenferguson2647 3 года назад
Thats why i dont listen to dating advice
@Steph-ty6lg
@Steph-ty6lg 2 года назад
Brah true though
@TalosBjorn
@TalosBjorn 6 лет назад
"Dont call them daddy, call them father" That's a quote for the ages
@sagelioneldsouza8230
@sagelioneldsouza8230 6 лет назад
Thomas Bixler yeah father...
@alexmertens5269
@alexmertens5269 5 лет назад
The drunk Lego thing reminded me of when I convinced a tinder date to watch the entire Bionicle 2 movie with me.
@alblup6860
@alblup6860 5 лет назад
Wife material
@paladin1147
@paladin1147 5 лет назад
Bro What the hell, this is gold xD
@TruthWaves22
@TruthWaves22 5 лет назад
Nice. Man. That's wassup
@oldmanlogan9616
@oldmanlogan9616 4 года назад
You are a true american hero
@billygilmusic5072
@billygilmusic5072 4 года назад
LMAOO BADASS 😂💀
@themoosee
@themoosee 4 года назад
0:28 "You either get a yes or a no" Litterally everyone i ask out: Ew
@oil1252
@oil1252 3 года назад
True, I'm too ugly for girls and plus a tinder study showed that woman say that 80% of guys are underaverage
@elvis4868
@elvis4868 3 года назад
@TheWeeaboo actually false lol
@josephpenarrieta9619
@josephpenarrieta9619 3 года назад
Visible sadness
@oil1252
@oil1252 3 года назад
@TheWeeaboo men rated woman normally like a bell curve
@Memorex996
@Memorex996 3 года назад
Those bastards lied to me
@rikupv
@rikupv 3 года назад
2:16 You can tell he was so proud of the pick up line because he couldn't stop smiling afterwards😂😂
@dark6bvb
@dark6bvb 5 лет назад
I absolutely love how you seem so proud of that dime joke
@richardwilliamjohnson8566
@richardwilliamjohnson8566 4 года назад
Is a dime 10c? I'm not American so no idea
@tsamule5159
@tsamule5159 4 года назад
Richard William Johnson yea
@lukkymaths8349
@lukkymaths8349 4 года назад
@@richardwilliamjohnson8566 Yes, and it can also refer to a person who is a 10/10.
@Soundwave1900
@Soundwave1900 4 года назад
Well, it was genuinely good, wasn't it? On the other thought, english is not my native so I can't tell
@nicholas104
@nicholas104 3 года назад
@TheWeeaboo Yeah but that has nothing to do with the phrase.
@Umayrica
@Umayrica 6 лет назад
_”Don’t call them daddy, call them father”_ Imagine someone doing that, *just imagine*
@alvarotiradomoreno9605
@alvarotiradomoreno9605 6 лет назад
WeridAnimeLover69 "Fist me, Father!"
@swans184
@swans184 6 лет назад
I mean at least be up front about your withering daddy issues
@RMeitzen
@RMeitzen 6 лет назад
Restrict my airflow, father figure
@FenixNations
@FenixNations 6 лет назад
+Rain hahahahaha
@PotionsMaster007
@PotionsMaster007 6 лет назад
Catholic school girl vibes 😂😂
@sneeringzorbone
@sneeringzorbone Год назад
I've seen this video 30 times and I just got the "I only date dimes" double meaning. (Because he's a coin collector telling the year)
@cygnus_exe3366
@cygnus_exe3366 3 года назад
“If you got your date by limp wristedly swiping your finger across your cracked iPhone, ice cream is a perfectly acceptable first date option because we all know you’re there to see how they eat soft serve.” This is the most perfect joke on so many levels, I can’t even. You have won the internet.
@phoenixwright7802
@phoenixwright7802 6 лет назад
i can hear you smiling/laughing inside at your 'i only date dimes' joke XD
@adog3129
@adog3129 5 лет назад
yeah, you can hear him holding it in in the recording right after.
@thelou1120
@thelou1120 4 года назад
What time?
@NFStopsnuf
@NFStopsnuf 4 года назад
the lou 2:36 - 2:45
@aleks_ivanov
@aleks_ivanov 4 года назад
I don't get it
@andenfighter0078
@andenfighter0078 4 года назад
Aw Shit i actually wrote the same xD Now people are gonna think i stole your comment
@XslapsX
@XslapsX 4 года назад
"If You've been platonic friends for 5 years, hoping your next haircut is the one that will tip them over the edge, You better have a lot of alcohol planned because Your current personality clearly isn't cutting it." Hey he's not wrong.
@juanarocha8629
@juanarocha8629 4 года назад
Its accurate
@AdityaSingh-lp5rp
@AdityaSingh-lp5rp 4 года назад
I felt pain at that
@asagoldsmith3328
@asagoldsmith3328 4 года назад
I died
@zyaicob
@zyaicob 4 года назад
I felt so attacked i hate myself
@jaykay5086
@jaykay5086 4 года назад
Don’t call me out like that
@kingscreed1511
@kingscreed1511 3 года назад
“I can only date 10 cent coins” “What why?” “Because I only date dimes” Top 10 smoothest lines Ive ever heard
@CianThoYT
@CianThoYT Год назад
what does dimes mean in this context?
@yosu9954
@yosu9954 Год назад
@@CianThoYT 10/10
@CianThoYT
@CianThoYT Год назад
@@yosu9954 ight thx
@magicboof
@magicboof Год назад
*swish* 🗑️🏀🌠⛹️
@AlexLee-dc2vb
@AlexLee-dc2vb 3 года назад
"if you've been platonic friends for five years hoping your next hair cut is the one that will tip them over the edge" *how did he know* i'm screaming
@TierZoo
@TierZoo 6 лет назад
I will never not pause a CE video to read every list also "here's my youtube channel" has never worked for me
@zer0plux
@zer0plux 6 лет назад
top 10 lies you tell yourself
@degu9668
@degu9668 6 лет назад
Wow I certainly wasn’t expecting to see you here
@theonetemplar9401
@theonetemplar9401 6 лет назад
TierZoo that’s because you’re a high c tier channel, maybe a B tier channel. You’re missing the pack mentality perk which would get you into a tier
@aPreciousPiggy
@aPreciousPiggy 6 лет назад
TierZoo viruses aren't NPCs. Get back to work.
@chrisjason7607
@chrisjason7607 6 лет назад
Make video!!!!! The public’s waitin’. the time you spent watching this video and commenting coulda been spent creating a thumbnail. Sniff... think of the children tierzoo... you’re tearing the county apart with this level of neglect.
@starspawn507
@starspawn507 6 лет назад
To get a first date... you have to ask them out. Aw darn I thought I’d get a first date by laying in bed watching youtube
@darklightjg1
@darklightjg1 6 лет назад
Keep trying. I just got one in the middle of this video!
@sploofmcsterra4786
@sploofmcsterra4786 6 лет назад
You can do both
@darqfalls849
@darqfalls849 5 лет назад
Hey there, handsome ;)
@JackRabbittm
@JackRabbittm 5 лет назад
@@darqfalls849 I'M HANDSOME TOO I SWEAR!!! QQ
@swamplife3148
@swamplife3148 5 лет назад
Whats up cutey. Lets go on a date
@burnbeats141
@burnbeats141 3 года назад
„Nowadays it seems like everyone is having sex before holding hands anyway“😂😂
@yuxintian7500
@yuxintian7500 3 года назад
Uhhh
@AverageSensei
@AverageSensei 4 года назад
"I only date dimes" I LOVE THIS GUY
@ThZuao
@ThZuao 5 лет назад
"I have 1.8 million subscribers on RU-vid" *Panties: Drop*
@dinkbros4723
@dinkbros4723 4 года назад
That's a guarantee
@_AniWatch
@_AniWatch 3 года назад
Almost 3.0 mil now
@keldoe1351
@keldoe1351 4 года назад
“Don’t call them daddy. Call them father.” “Don’t finish with hallelujah, finish with a condom.” This is the quality content I came here for
@chainjail924
@chainjail924 4 года назад
narrancia?
@ingenuity23
@ingenuity23 3 года назад
@@chainjail924 fugo?
@dova3050
@dova3050 3 года назад
@Baldhina Asnake what?
@dova3050
@dova3050 3 года назад
@Baldhina Asnake what?
@Insigneon
@Insigneon 3 года назад
@@dova3050 what
@danielcoreas3094
@danielcoreas3094 3 года назад
“They can only say yes or no” “Ew”
@mcseelmann
@mcseelmann 3 года назад
there are so many words you can put around the word "no", like "no, gross", "no f*cking way", "god no", "i like no-thing about you"
@huygfc4257
@huygfc4257 4 года назад
She wants to show you her room? Is she into you? Can't really tell. She may just want to show you her room.
@nelzelpher2088
@nelzelpher2088 4 года назад
I would have sex at the back of my mind but that's what I would assume. Same for the "would you like a coffee inside" talk.
@titaniummechanism3214
@titaniummechanism3214 3 года назад
She wants to rearrange her room and can't move the couch on her own.
@zain6008
@zain6008 3 года назад
She wants to show you her new bed? Is she into you? You can't really tell.
@svantee_in_the_woods8389
@svantee_in_the_woods8389 3 года назад
She might have redecorated her room and just wants a second opinion about it?
@AnonW
@AnonW 3 года назад
I totally show girls my room.
@aidangittings7810
@aidangittings7810 5 лет назад
*_I DONT HAVE A CLUE WHATS GOING ON_* Which basically explains everything
@SpachtelEimer
@SpachtelEimer 5 лет назад
So true tho
@ratsface2814
@ratsface2814 4 года назад
OMG yeah that's what I going through 😂 like what I'm doing here 😆
@thestrangers6524
@thestrangers6524 4 года назад
Lmao 😂😂😂
@saikgamingproductions
@saikgamingproductions 4 года назад
*casually explains everything
@cici4216
@cici4216 4 года назад
Me: Asks crush out. Crush: Lets just be friends. Me: I see this as an absolute win since i have no friends.
@titaniummechanism3214
@titaniummechanism3214 3 года назад
Just don't say that out loud please.
@Pk2723
@Pk2723 3 года назад
@@titaniummechanism3214 No no, he absolutely should. If he says that, she'll feel sorry for him but won't know how to respond which will lead to an awkward situation which will lead to her having more of a reason to avoid him which means that he will be able to escape the incredibly awkward scenario of pretending to be friends with a person who knows you're into them. Valid strategy IMO.
@bluetheknightmare3578
@bluetheknightmare3578 3 года назад
@@Pk2723 You know what? That’s pretty good advice even tho i don't need it
@tiagomendez658
@tiagomendez658 3 года назад
Ah, this would work if it wasn’t me who said I only wanted to be friends, because I’m somewhat emotionally unstable and can’t stop constantly second-guessing myself
@gaiusjuliuscaesar9296
@gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 3 года назад
This does not work irl
@haidaralhassan4621
@haidaralhassan4621 3 года назад
3:29 that Australian mum accent killed me 😂😂
@rbst-dg8ji
@rbst-dg8ji 3 года назад
I’ve developed social anxiety due to several lockdowns and I could never imagine to go to dates like I did in the past (maybe it’s my low self esteem) but you kinda encouraged me to try it again lmao
@Shadow77999
@Shadow77999 2 года назад
Try being in lockdown for the past 10 years
@MelvinStFleur
@MelvinStFleur 6 лет назад
Been dating for 8 months now, is she into you...... Again still can't tell.
@christopherroberts2423
@christopherroberts2423 6 лет назад
Run.
@wisdomofthecrowd9845
@wisdomofthecrowd9845 6 лет назад
Better keep your wits about you, and wait for a better opportunity!
@KienTran-lt7vs
@KienTran-lt7vs 6 лет назад
I know ,it's a joke. But it's not funny anymore when that's the reality you are in.
@HAL--vf6cg
@HAL--vf6cg 6 лет назад
Been happily married for 22 years with three children... is the into you? Eh, you can never be sure...
@allisonscanlan4144
@allisonscanlan4144 6 лет назад
melvin st fleur I mean you really cant
@gustoonz
@gustoonz 6 лет назад
Absolutely fantastic.
@lusca6177
@lusca6177 6 лет назад
Gus Johnson hey its you
@hazardous401
@hazardous401 6 лет назад
Gustoonz
@CasuallyExplained
@CasuallyExplained 6 лет назад
*Gus exclaims to himself, wiping the sweat from his brow and rolling back to his side of the futon*
@TierZoo
@TierZoo 6 лет назад
shots fired
@julienczulay
@julienczulay 6 лет назад
Hey its that guy from trending
@spark_city9639
@spark_city9639 3 года назад
2:30 he's holding in his laughter form the joke he just told lol
@jacquelinewithac8668
@jacquelinewithac8668 3 года назад
My boyfriend and I technically went on our first date like 3 weeks ago...like after 8 months of being together that was our first time going to a restaurant and doing “date” things. Romance in quarantine everyone
@Livingeidolon
@Livingeidolon 6 лет назад
'cause I only date dimes'... Had to pause it for a minute there. To rethink my subscriptions.
@nob2243
@nob2243 6 лет назад
Hey now, don't be so harsh, at least he tried to be amusing.
@seniorgranpolladeenergia2145
@seniorgranpolladeenergia2145 6 лет назад
I don't understand the joke, im not english and dont understand the second meaning of dime Pls help
@timmyschutz
@timmyschutz 6 лет назад
Dime is both a US ten cent coin, and a lady that a ten (super cute)
@nob2243
@nob2243 6 лет назад
A dime equals 10¢, and it's a wordplay where he hints on her look being 10/10 (so he implies, that she is very attractive).
@user-wk5yy5dx9k
@user-wk5yy5dx9k 6 лет назад
Also, "dime" said in a particular way could sound like "dame".
@kevinistrash3872
@kevinistrash3872 6 лет назад
*The old 1-2, works everytime*
@theone9930
@theone9930 6 лет назад
1-2=1... So ur now single
@brycehurtado4059
@brycehurtado4059 6 лет назад
It’s -1
@bd603
@bd603 6 лет назад
No he said “the ol’ 1-2”. Idiot, not “whole”. Jesus
@Aquanex2
@Aquanex2 6 лет назад
First Last No need for insults, but yes you are correct.
@UGotSerbed
@UGotSerbed 6 лет назад
I love how he almost cracks up in the bit immediately afterwards. Almost lost his composure.
@latenightthinker4737
@latenightthinker4737 2 года назад
The comments and vibe of the video make me feel extremely lucky and fortunate to be in the situation that I am in rn. My whole thing for the relationship so far hasn’t been “just be yourself” but a slight variation in “Just monkey brain it” Hopefully you can read situations and if you got that down then just do and say whatever feels right and whatever comes to mind. The more you think the less you know
@bigboy6971
@bigboy6971 4 года назад
in a row: Casualy explained: is she into you I Causally explained: is she into you II Causally explained: flirtng Causally explained: first dates we on a roll
@yetz
@yetz 5 лет назад
i saw this channel on my recommendation randomly and tried to watch 1 video, now ive been here for i dont know how many videos, this shit is just hilarious lmao
@fgsdafeqweqwew576
@fgsdafeqweqwew576 3 года назад
dale yetola
@guidovivan5035
@guidovivan5035 3 года назад
Caraio o yetz
@thirteen3678
@thirteen3678 3 года назад
I've been watching for the last couple of hours, and I genuinely am unable to stop.
@chules1999
@chules1999 3 года назад
carai o yetz
@mitsuck7881
@mitsuck7881 3 года назад
@@guidovivan5035 caraio quem é yetz?
@Hulie
@Hulie 6 лет назад
Sex Ed: Don't finish with a hallelujah, finish with a condom.
@duhcohtuh1500
@duhcohtuh1500 6 лет назад
Hulie HAHA
@manishratan9173
@manishratan9173 6 лет назад
Insightful
@adibbehroozitv6447
@adibbehroozitv6447 6 лет назад
Great words
@lexbaldwin5613
@lexbaldwin5613 6 лет назад
Is it because hallelujah means "God, save us!"?
@TheSolaceOfSilence
@TheSolaceOfSilence 6 лет назад
Tim Evans you better be letting her do the same to you then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Cheetahhh
@Cheetahhh 3 года назад
2:39 you could hear his smile through his voice and it's so funny oml
@karifurai8479
@karifurai8479 3 года назад
hi cheetah i watch your channel you are cool
@parvezalam1072
@parvezalam1072 3 года назад
I really like how you show a small sentence And then show shit ton of info on it for few sec that everyone pauses and reads. Love your vids man. Keep it up👍
@pathaleyguitar9763
@pathaleyguitar9763 4 года назад
Girl: violently rips off your pants and starts going to town on your downtown. Is she into you? *can't tell*
@br4054
@br4054 3 года назад
Could just be Canadian
@oil1252
@oil1252 3 года назад
Cant relate
@suecli8131
@suecli8131 3 года назад
She could just be horny
@henri4730
@henri4730 3 года назад
She just doesn't have the money to pay for the dinner
@catchingvalue8697
@catchingvalue8697 3 года назад
You'll have to smell her fingers
@GenerationWest
@GenerationWest 6 лет назад
"Because I only date dimes" I had a laughing fit for a few good minutes.
@nikesbruh3058
@nikesbruh3058 6 лет назад
GenerationWest 💀💀
@andy-tm5re
@andy-tm5re 6 лет назад
*laughing**
@fishmamma4846
@fishmamma4846 6 лет назад
Explain
@Tom-101
@Tom-101 6 лет назад
GenerationWest (help I don't get it I'm either retarded or that's the point)
@patrickrigali85
@patrickrigali85 6 лет назад
Me too
@joepbergfeld8997
@joepbergfeld8997 3 года назад
2:45 I love how proud he sounds after he said that
@yonas8212
@yonas8212 3 года назад
why am I getting this channel now? this is amazing
@AnthonyB1ake
@AnthonyB1ake 6 лет назад
I hear some confidence in your voice on this one lol. You might be a stud in disguise. I’m onto you.. 🤨
@PinnysVids
@PinnysVids 6 лет назад
Don't you know he used to be Grandmaster in starcraft? Of course he's confident, he's a literal god!
@tjtj012
@tjtj012 6 лет назад
He just got a girlfriend. Which explains the video about successfully talking to a girl
@BeyondPrideMF
@BeyondPrideMF 6 лет назад
From his sense of humor I would definitely say he is a guy who's good with girls
@librev5881
@librev5881 6 лет назад
Anthony B *into
@inventorofhotwater1501
@inventorofhotwater1501 6 лет назад
There are grandmaster titles in starcraft? What in tarnation?
@sqwertt8605
@sqwertt8605 4 года назад
“ nowadays it seems everyone is having sex before holding hands anyway” How could you suggest doing something so lewd before having sex
@snipejaysnipejay4703
@snipejaysnipejay4703 4 года назад
How does that even work
@sqwertt8605
@sqwertt8605 4 года назад
It’s a reference to a manga series called (Komi-San can’t communicate) witch became a meme in the weeaboo community
@MEXUS.
@MEXUS. 4 года назад
@Bob Bobbertson Bruh
@ione2003
@ione2003 4 года назад
@Bob Bobbertson Bruh
@ivanmegafanboy1981
@ivanmegafanboy1981 4 года назад
@Bob Bobbertson Bruh
@sharkmug1583
@sharkmug1583 3 года назад
the list is wonderful
@tokugawahisaka07
@tokugawahisaka07 3 года назад
I appreciate his attempt to not laugh after showing her the youtube channel.
@mr.2minutes161
@mr.2minutes161 4 года назад
"hi grill!!!" "grill?" "its because you're hot" "oh.. haha." _you are blocked from following_
@dinkbros4723
@dinkbros4723 4 года назад
She might be into you
@miaaa4394
@miaaa4394 4 года назад
then again you can’t tell
@dinkbros4723
@dinkbros4723 4 года назад
@@miaaa4394 lol thats true, there's no way to ever know 😂
@hilal4212
@hilal4212 3 года назад
Michael scott
@ChaseMcCain81
@ChaseMcCain81 3 года назад
Haha
@maggiemusic777
@maggiemusic777 6 лет назад
*3:52** even hearing you explain this moment gives me ptsd*
@omgrussian
@omgrussian 6 лет назад
Vietnam Flashbacks.exe
@nicholasjessel6710
@nicholasjessel6710 6 лет назад
sparklyclarke ^
@cheat200
@cheat200 6 лет назад
I wish I could get into this situation... *Forever alone*
@andreaaldrich4046
@andreaaldrich4046 6 лет назад
sparklyclarke me too
@joshuaisaac9771
@joshuaisaac9771 6 лет назад
Sancho Jimenez no you don’t lmao
@renanmaas3502
@renanmaas3502 3 года назад
How didn't i discovered this channel before? probably i laugh more in 3 or 4 videos than in all comedy shows i've seen in my entire life togheter and at the end kinda learned something
@co1894
@co1894 3 года назад
That dime pickup line was actually one of the best I’ve ever heard, made me think I was gay for a second
@airmatt6836
@airmatt6836 4 года назад
“While I’m not judging you for busting out the strap-on day one, god certainly is.”
@anthonyweber4986
@anthonyweber4986 3 года назад
😂
@ssnewp2340
@ssnewp2340 6 лет назад
People say the same shit with different words during confessions and sex. "Forgive me father for I have sinned" and "Punish me daddy, I've been naughty"
@mssufjan
@mssufjan 6 лет назад
sean sheridan This is fucking genius lmao
@glideo
@glideo 6 лет назад
i'm 90% sure it's from a textpost
@callumprice4096
@callumprice4096 6 лет назад
cof oh yeah it is
@drop_messages6226
@drop_messages6226 3 года назад
"I only date dimes" -- I live the sense of humor from this channel -- a sarcastic American.
@stash_of_g
@stash_of_g 4 года назад
Every frikin video is a master piece. I love em. Just the best. Cheers mate.
@FuneralGraveMemorial
@FuneralGraveMemorial 6 лет назад
First dates are that lovely time you figure out that the person you are meeting looks way different from their picture!
@tjf_1197
@tjf_1197 6 лет назад
Right Wing lol im subbed and i see you in the comments
@rebeltv5647
@rebeltv5647 6 лет назад
Right Wing got catfishes?
@patricklloyd1797
@patricklloyd1797 6 лет назад
That's what snap is for ;)
@laurinh.5228
@laurinh.5228 6 лет назад
learned that lesson yesterday.
@meisam14
@meisam14 6 лет назад
Right Wing Not if you cold approach them on the street first. 😏
@VulpesVoce
@VulpesVoce 6 лет назад
1:55 is top quality. 25 minutes well spent, I say.
@MichaelAshe
@MichaelAshe 6 лет назад
Kevin Zhang I concur
@bunsenn5064
@bunsenn5064 2 года назад
“Sorry, let’s just be friends” *Finally, I have a friend*
@PootLoops
@PootLoops 4 года назад
My favorite parts are always the bits where you are holding back laughter from the previous joke or the one that's coming up.
@oskaraltman
@oskaraltman 6 лет назад
Don't worry you don't have to go on a first date just skip straight to the second one.
@dsend_
@dsend_ 6 лет назад
Lost Connection *LIFE HACKS*
@BlackWhiteCloud
@BlackWhiteCloud 6 лет назад
somehow that feels like a joke from parks and rec
@2Infinit2
@2Infinit2 6 лет назад
I only date dimes. - This was the best. You started laughing... hahahah
@Yzaytsev
@Yzaytsev 6 лет назад
Could someone please elaborate on this joke, I didn't get it.
@timbradshaw5481
@timbradshaw5481 6 лет назад
A dime is a type of coin but also a word used for a very beautiful lady So he said he dates dimes as in, can tell you what date it was made, but it also means he only dates beautiful women
@2Infinit2
@2Infinit2 6 лет назад
It could also mean... he only dates 10s ;)
@Yzaytsev
@Yzaytsev 6 лет назад
Cool, thanks! I forgot that I can use urban dictionary for that second meaning.
@aceboy706
@aceboy706 6 лет назад
I thought I was the only one that caught him laughing there 😂
@figment1662
@figment1662 3 года назад
I like how sometimes I can tell he’s just smiling while telling a joke
@titaniummechanism3214
@titaniummechanism3214 3 года назад
*sitting at a bar with my first date "So right off the bat i have to tell you that i'm in for this to make god proud. do you have a problem with that?"
@Shilobotomized
@Shilobotomized 4 года назад
"People are having sex before they hold hands" Yikes, nailed it like chad did
@appa609
@appa609 3 года назад
this seems difficult
@user-xv2lj2tx1b
@user-xv2lj2tx1b 3 года назад
Modern problems need modern solutions
@kaldo_kaldo
@kaldo_kaldo 3 года назад
Funny, nowadays people have entire hookups where the only parts that touch are their genitals
@skttlz5410
@skttlz5410 3 года назад
@@appa609 I just did what he said...
@silkroad1201
@silkroad1201 Год назад
It is the best way to break the ice. You can always get their name after
@thomaswalsh4552
@thomaswalsh4552 6 лет назад
That dime line was the best thing I've heard all day, by far
@mvmedved
@mvmedved 4 года назад
Thomas Walsh what does it mean
@redstranger6772
@redstranger6772 4 года назад
mvmedved 10 out of...?
@Labyrythm
@Labyrythm 3 года назад
"How you talk about something is way more important what you talk about" That is a very good quote. I really seem to like it
@pau1039
@pau1039 3 года назад
I love all of your videos, they represent me so much
@lordodysseus
@lordodysseus 4 года назад
"So, what do you do in your spare time?" "I cry."
@gabedarrett1301
@gabedarrett1301 3 года назад
"But it's okay; I always do that"
@angrydoge4038
@angrydoge4038 6 лет назад
Oh cool, maybe I can get a date now. ..."First step is asking someone out" *Rolls back over*
@JGnLAU8OAWF6
@JGnLAU8OAWF6 6 лет назад
Asking someone out is easy, but what to do next is beyond me, so i never asked anyone...
@tobivan3190
@tobivan3190 6 лет назад
Антон Южаков the real trouble starts if they say yes
@JGnLAU8OAWF6
@JGnLAU8OAWF6 6 лет назад
That's what i'm talking about.
@col-gz5tk
@col-gz5tk 6 лет назад
Honestly if they said yes, they already like you so from there just plan a nice date. It's ok if your fist date is a little awkward most of them are.
@samjoshi1812
@samjoshi1812 6 лет назад
That's the truth.
@hypotheticalstrawperson
@hypotheticalstrawperson 4 года назад
I love how you can always hear him smile after a bad joke :D
@nath682
@nath682 3 года назад
3:24 About that, a couple of years ago, I had a date with a girl that was a part of a student short I was acting in, and she invited me to a restaurant where the food is only 10$, so broke 17 years old me was happy. When we got there I realized it was a pub, and I couldn't get in because I wasn't 18 (she was 19). So we had to find another restaurant in proximity. Obviously, it's not 10$ everywhere, unless you go to McDonald's. The place we went to was like a mid-end restaurant, but I had only about 42-43$ on me (as I said, I was broke). When we got to the bill, I paid like 20$ for my food, and she took a 25$ plate, and when I asked if we were splitting the bill or whatever, she said that she didn't bring any fucking money! So I had to rack up every bit of change that I had to pay for the bill, and I couldn't tip the server. It was awkward, as the rest of the date was. Let's say there were no new couples formed that day.
@manshultin6349
@manshultin6349 3 года назад
Aq
@Petermason_
@Petermason_ 4 года назад
"sit on the curb and talk for 2 hours because your both too scared to be emotionally vulnerable" Really hits home lmao. My now girlfriend and I sat outside for 2 hours after our awkward date and I messaged my friend like what should we do. We went to the drive in movies together afterwards and talked until 7am the next morning. Started bad but its fantastic now
@ivanmegafanboy1981
@ivanmegafanboy1981 4 года назад
*heavy talking session all night long* How is that a bad date?
@chromitehertz9016
@chromitehertz9016 3 года назад
bruh if that's bad then what's your good
@lastronaute3606
@lastronaute3606 3 года назад
It happened the same to me, but even worst, we went to McDo to have an ice cream on the beach, she borrowed my jacket because it was cold, she told me she haven't eat before coming, I paid a Wrap and burger for her, suggested her to come home to eat, we talked all night long about her problems in life, then she settled home for 1,5 months and we nerver did nothing, then one day we went angry, during 1,5 months we tried to comeback to the other but now it's finished, we don't talk anymore ....
@hadassah6563
@hadassah6563 3 года назад
That sounds like a great date though
@lgd_stryker2971
@lgd_stryker2971 3 года назад
Actually, sometimes, the more the situation gets awkward, the better of a sign it is.
@jakeherb9332
@jakeherb9332 6 лет назад
Can’t get stressed if you never get your hopes up
@JGnLAU8OAWF6
@JGnLAU8OAWF6 6 лет назад
Like hopes of anyone actually talking to you?
@koerier718
@koerier718 6 лет назад
Can't get stressed if you never have dates.
@alexgnoffofilms
@alexgnoffofilms 4 года назад
This is my favorite video from you lol this is great
@TheMikster95
@TheMikster95 3 года назад
"And then you have to talk about your feelings". I laughed so loud so true to reality
@digitalfroot
@digitalfroot 4 года назад
“so the most classic date idea is dinner and a movie” *holds up a camcorder*
@dinkbros4723
@dinkbros4723 4 года назад
Only if she's a dime
@greenlemon3028
@greenlemon3028 3 года назад
Oml I get it now. See that's the C proof I am male
@gaymerjerry
@gaymerjerry 4 года назад
i hate nothing more than movie first dates. "Hey wouldnt it be romantic if for our first date we did an activity that we cant talk to eachother during"
@youlooklikeagoodjoeyoulooklone
@youlooklikeagoodjoeyoulooklone 4 года назад
Ikr, the first date is all about getting to know the other person...
@Torchedini
@Torchedini 4 года назад
It only works if you go for food or drinks after. Gives you something to talk about to fill dead space. You're not doing just the movie.
@thewanderingmistnull2451
@thewanderingmistnull2451 4 года назад
There's a reason it's "dinner _and_ a movie" not just "a movie".
@JoshuaTootell
@JoshuaTootell 3 года назад
My very first real date...at 38 years old (freshly divorced) was at a comedy club. Worked out pretty well.
@kaldo_kaldo
@kaldo_kaldo 3 года назад
@@thewanderingmistnull2451 Indeed, a period while shoving food into your face is a great time to chat.
@traderofgodsgt3518
@traderofgodsgt3518 Год назад
My friends has this concept called "Goodbye-Friendzone-Vodka" and it's exactly what it sounds like
@lemonadeyeetus3192
@lemonadeyeetus3192 3 года назад
2:35 I love how you can her the chuckle and the smile on his face when he talks after that
@amberaugustini5134
@amberaugustini5134 4 года назад
The accent he gave his mom was sooo Australian I’m amazed
@drewdebrocke2656
@drewdebrocke2656 4 года назад
Ikr
@Jzombi301
@Jzombi301 4 года назад
its cause he is from Australia and moved to canada
@blakearius
@blakearius 2 года назад
I was born in australia and have no accent. But I'm basically hermit atm and watching american media prob doesn't help.
@zoomerjack5435
@zoomerjack5435 4 года назад
Me: Do you want a French kiss or an Australian kiss? Girl: What’s an Australian kiss? Me: A kiss down under.
@janitorsupreme2364
@janitorsupreme2364 4 года назад
Jack Howard or a Spider-Man kiss.
@captainmattypat2646
@captainmattypat2646 4 года назад
I DOn't gEt iT
@user-dc1dk7qj1q
@user-dc1dk7qj1q 4 года назад
.
@Xtravia9
@Xtravia9 4 года назад
Do you want to take a trip to my Netherlands?
@abeke5523
@abeke5523 4 года назад
@@captainmattypat2646 R/wOoOoSh
@Remus_009
@Remus_009 3 года назад
Can't wait for this event
@dylancooper6135
@dylancooper6135 3 года назад
Assuming I’m better than a vacant time slot is bold.
@dainross5321
@dainross5321 6 лет назад
*"I don't have a clue what's going on"* Exactly what I was thinking on the first "date" I went on today
@Vantablack21
@Vantablack21 5 лет назад
Damn the, "Oh shit he thinks this is a date" one really killed me😭💯
@jasegillespie8785
@jasegillespie8785 3 года назад
Why is this the most accurate thing i have ever seen
@fries5849
@fries5849 3 года назад
2:19 May be the most smooth thing I’ve ever heard. So smooth in fact that I feel like 5 years down the line I’m going to use this line at least 1 or more times.
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