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Комментарии : 14 тыс.

@ursulapebble7063 3 года назад

I can't believe someone managed to make the Happy Birthday song even more awkward

@crypt1ze 3 года назад

1:36 sounds like what a cult would sings

@multatuli1 3 года назад

Chromartie highschool english dub

@stuff1649 3 года назад

multa tuli what

@mareeeedensos6348 3 года назад

@Pnz 1 Or if it was a cultist's birthday.

@alpaca_cloud9657 3 года назад

ikr i was cringing 0_o

@Pithedragon 3 года назад

That church turned into a house looks exactly what I'd expect a church turned into a house would look like.

@Nagisa___ 3 года назад

Interesting

@Nichlight1000 3 года назад

Shit

@CoolCalChickenBone 3 года назад

2.1K

@Rodrigo-ug8en 3 года назад

*yeah the floor here tastes like floor*

@1978rharris 3 года назад

Best use of a church ever, including it being used to kiss the ass of an imaginary friend.

@sarkaniemi Год назад

Fun fact: The astronaut in the first clip explaining is Samantha Cristoforetti. She is from Italy. I actually met her once at a conference about space. She was nice and friendly!

@sarkaniemi Год назад

@@bungerbun The words are related! You are not stupid! They start with the same letters and are similar!

@mikiqex Год назад

@@bungerbun Brain reads words as whole, so this is absolutely normal. For some reason "astroid" was closer for your brain than "astronaut" (and I've just almost wrote "asteroid" lol)

@wowalamoiz9489 Год назад

Hurr durr earth flat space fake

@QuattroZack1 Год назад

Thanks, the Italian flag patch didn’t tip me off at all.

@sarkaniemi Год назад

@@QuattroZack1 She is the first female Italian astronaut! Funny coincidence is that your user name is QuattroZack, which also includes an Italian word!

@cambrianzero8372 3 года назад

i like how he just sounds so calm when he explains how a single comet could’ve ended humanity in one blow

@KestrelHarper 2 года назад

Fun fact: Jupiter is actually one big reason this isn't much of a threat. Its massive gravity pulls asteroids away from us.

@magiv4205 Год назад

@@KestrelHarper Yep, Jupiter is our greatest protector!

@tsm688 Год назад

It wouldn't have been nearly as big an impact if it hit some other planet. Jupiter's super heavy mass sucks everything in super fast

@justaway_of_the_samurai Год назад

Jupiter is really big compared to the Earth, so it naturally has a higher probability of being hit by an asteroid due to its high surface area. The excess gravity due to its mass also puts it in more risk of asteroid strike.

@KestrelHarper Год назад

@@Pixiuchu shucks Jupiter's our pal as I said, if you're going to worry about death from space worry about gamma ray bursts shredding us to bits at an atomic level or giant solar flares killing every computer and electrical device on the planet. :D

@literallyDH 3 года назад

_"A comet hit Jupiter that has the same force as 5Billion atomic bombs."_ *Jupiter:* Tis' but a scratch

@rokuyasu9143 3 года назад

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b okay enjoy ur pc

@dopdrop8998 3 года назад

soldiermaanSZN You can stop spamming you already did it.

@dhplaz1475 3 года назад

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b almost all ur comments are begging for subs and likes like you have no life

@literallyDH 3 года назад

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b I'm pretty sure it's done. You cna stop now

@foskfismfus 3 года назад

soldiermaanSZN did you do it

@xBlueWolf 3 года назад

"Birthday.... birthday.... BIRTHDAY...." Sounds like a thing the antagonist in a horror film would say before killing the victim oh his birthday.

@Herbertti3 Год назад

First thing came to my mind that the singers are possessed.

@spotdvm11 Год назад

Same tho lol

@vickvick9440 Год назад

Maybe the Joker could say that

@scoutman66 Год назад

I now imagine that he would cut open the cake and see that it's filled with human organs on the inside.

@HeathBlythe Год назад

I'd just punch everyone and run into my room to do non-awkward stuff.

@RollerBaller Год назад

Thank you Jupiter for catching all those asteroids. Seriously it's like our personal meteor shield.

@You_Can_Do_If Год назад

Is unreal how lucky we are.

@frantisekvrana3902 10 месяцев назад

Zeus holds up the Aegis.

@BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername 7 месяцев назад

Not only that, but sometimes it throws asteroids at us _:D_

@alexCh-ln2gw 4 месяца назад

That's its master plan. absorb all these asteroids and comets and get so big that it swallows up earth too.

@jennifermorgan1837 Месяц назад

Thanks God! (He put that there for us I’m pretty sure)

@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 Год назад

Wow, there's nothing going on in that cat's head. Also the birthday chant is just so menacing.

@sadredball Год назад

his 2 brain cells evolved into eyes!

@KP-ui1rv 3 года назад

The dude: Just Tryna have a normal birthday His fam: *BIRTHDAY* *BIRTHDAY*

@Tespacc 3 года назад

_BIRTHDAY_ *BIRTHDAY*

@rehan7825 3 года назад

*birthday*

@fififiona_1164 3 года назад

woohoo

@dot2336 3 года назад

1:41

@dot2336 3 года назад

*B I R T H D A Y* *B I R T H D A Y* *B I R T H D A Y* *B I R T H D A Y* *B I R T H D A Y* *W O O H O O !!*

@guestaccount5635 3 года назад

Them ppl chanting happy birthday sound like they're trying to summon the birthday god

@sampoke 3 года назад

birthday god! hail on us!!

@lankboi 3 года назад

Im calling it. Its gonna be pinned

@DailyDominoes 3 года назад

B I R T H D A Y

@Gunz1234 3 года назад

@Aden068 3 года назад

Hearted

@inourcingdisk2104 Год назад

I like how in the end the guy is as stable as the camera he's holding

@Momcat_maggiefelinefan Год назад

I want a gimbal like the guy in the last segment has!

@theleafeon8345 Год назад

You must need very stable hands to hold a phone like that

@MIB4u Год назад

he might _look_ stable but is he stable on the inside ...?!

@michaelburgess6004 Год назад

Thanks Jupiter for always taking one for the team

@Roflcorso 3 года назад

"What do you do for a living?" "I ask other people what they do for a living."

@king_suda_2956 3 года назад

Lmfao

@dwag6136 3 года назад

Imagine someone had the same job and asked the person who asks people what they do for a living.

@3starsburningbright 3 года назад

Say for a living?" "BIRTHDAY.... BIRTHDAYYYY.............. _B I R T H D A Y!!!!!_

@MatthewRass 3 года назад

Mortementis or just say RU-vid ? Lol

@anastasiadicoski9591 3 года назад

Lol

@Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it 3 года назад

Plot twist: they were just trying to summon the birthday demon

@eSpresso72 3 года назад

We did it

@Emiichoco 3 года назад

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b why do you people do this ?

@_justRogue_ 3 года назад

soldiermaanSZN bs

@AeroRain 3 года назад

soldiermaanSZN *oddly specific*

@annastasia3040 3 года назад

soldiermaanSZN something smells fishy about this and I can’t pinpoint what..

@TheAdvertisement 3 года назад

The Rapper with a car when asked about his job looked so embarrassed.

@BigmoufBallClan 3 года назад

Good for him tho, out of every other industry it’s gotta be so hard to make money by just rapping

@deathserpent9747 3 года назад

@@BigmoufBallClan it's hard to get into cause on top of being good you gotta stand out.

@MIKIMAHI_Ltd. 3 года назад

"this car yours?" "yea" "what do you do for a living?" *"steal"*

@donaldjendal306 3 года назад

I’m g

@Drifter-cw1bv 3 года назад

“What do you do to get this car.” “Lock picking.”

@alorrrviaa4368 3 года назад

interesting .

@Anonymous-nj6of 3 года назад

@@alorrrviaa4368 y

@Dethmeister 3 года назад

"Uhhh... I'm a rapper." (drug dealer)

@kidskpadonou894 3 года назад

@Daily Dose of Bloopers why do I see you every where... You're not nosaj, are you?

@sewerrat7321 3 года назад

I had a dream that i was trying to hotwire a car, but the next thing i knew i was riding a bike. So i guess it didn't work too well.

@dwag6136 3 года назад

Imagine the people who came to your birthday just said Birthday for the whole party and then accidentally summon the birthday demon.

@nkneamkok 3 года назад

@KindHrt77i fucking love yt replies imagine how much hate Id get if I edited this comment saying: OMG 😱 WOW GUYS THANK YOU 😱 WOW GUYS THIS THE MOST LIKES IVE GOTTEN ON A YT REPLY 😱 😱 😱

@Skovul 3 года назад

KindHrt77 this post made me giggle

@delaneycarla 3 года назад

HAHAH

@michealafton726 3 года назад

Lol

@dwag6136 3 года назад

The birthday demon prob by as a mouth to get the presents out

@Momcat_maggiefelinefan Год назад

I recognize the church/house! It’s not far from my daughter’s home. Looks marvellous on the exterior. Now I’ve seen the interior and it’s lovely.

@SunnyTheOpossum Год назад

SUCH a cool house! And, bonus: no demons.

@macklinillustration Год назад

The church in The Borderlands would disagree.

@gamedtime7794 Год назад

No personal space haha

@SunnyTheOpossum Год назад

@@macklinillustration that is fair

@mangoman9088 3 года назад

Why does the birthday thing sound like some kind of cult

@f.d.parker5754 3 года назад

Sounded like some kind of a summoning chant, you know

@Aaokke0 3 года назад

Lol

@anonymous13.1 3 года назад

Lol

@lordshrimpramen5589 3 года назад

_it is one._

@spiderboyreal 3 года назад

Mainly because birthday celebrations started out as blatant worship towards an individual and became the norm as something considered as something you have to do because it's nice. But in reality we don't have to do birthdays, but it's now something frowned upon if that person doesn't get any attention because they are just closer to their expiration date

@dylanskebo1566 3 года назад

I’m glad we have a chad like Jupiter tanking all the asteroids.

@suuryasuprapto9472 3 года назад

He the biggest planet after all

@anyjen 3 года назад

That's actually one of the reasons we have such a comfy spot in our solar system. Our two giant neighbors, Jupiter and Saturn, have such an enormous gravitational pull that they take most of the comets and meteorites that might otherwise get to us. Look it up, it's really interesting.

@TheHeavenman88 3 года назад

Earth is the priest in the raid we are supposed to Ressurect Mars and Venus , we are powering up right now lol.

@suuryasuprapto9472 3 года назад

It's all different if there's a dark hole coming mate

@nak8490 3 года назад

I learned about that in Earth Science class. 😁

@ArKeTiCt 3 года назад

Me: *Looks at bentley* Nice... "What do you do for a living?" "Im a spine surgeon" Me : *Cries in chemical engineering* wish i had gone for that.

@solo_driven 3 года назад

Chemical engineers make much money too they are second in list of engineers. Becoming surgeon means studieng days and nights to the grave. Are u ready for that ?

@GauravSharma-bt9ld 2 года назад

The surgeon might have an expensive car but it takes a lot out of you to be one. Sometimes it isn’t even worth it.

@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad 2 месяца назад

The presure of being a surgeon of any type is greater than 20 ml of ethanol and 20 ml of H20 or the gravitational pull of Venus. God forbid anyone dies on your table, you'd have to live with that forever, wondering, and just becoming Vass' Insanity speech from Far Cry. Chemical engineering is easier on the psyche.

@cloverbun2574 Месяц назад

I reckon being a surgeon of any kind has to be the most stressful line of professions possible

@bensondavis5057 3 года назад

2:05 lol that silly NASA nonsense math.

@XX-zl9zt 3 года назад

The "Birthday" guy looked like he's figuring how to murder everyone that night.

@czechoslovakia8269 3 года назад

lol

@supremeshrek8096 3 года назад

Lol..

@skymemese7966 3 года назад

Lol

@gdelusiveplayz3609 3 года назад

lol?

@henrybatmanlol451 3 года назад

Lol?

@444ysf9 3 года назад

"real estate?" "close, spine surgeon"

@punnyjokeright4382 3 года назад

i relocate people's spines so yes, it is close

@MrKonquer 3 года назад

3 bed spine for sale

@scruffyspacepig_7057 3 года назад

He takes their spines, makes them into houses, then sells them

@abinothayyilsanoj4182 3 года назад

So who is the winner ,is it rapper?

@Devourthebook15 3 года назад

"this house has good bones... thanks to me :^)"

@CalledZlly Год назад

That cat looks like it has seen everything

@blyat1 3 года назад

1:47 That smile of him is so forced Actually my man has 4 guys pointing there gun point blank look at them lasers!!

@LinA-on7yd 3 года назад

“What do you do to get this car” “By being MrBeast’s friend”

@lakemontysee7296 3 года назад

@@itachi-wb6ki 19 seconds ago

@LinA-on7yd 3 года назад

Edited. I always tap the wrong letter when on mobile

@zxckkx1678 3 года назад

WHAT DID YOU DO TO GET THIS CAT

@user-dw1es8nk2l 3 года назад

CAR

@dhruvavikas1632 3 года назад

Stfu

@aquawrld 3 года назад

“What do you do for a living?” “Hello everyone this is your daily dose of internet”

@preds43 3 года назад

He hearted your comment bro 🤯😄

@observantmagic4156 3 года назад

Congratulations, you have been chosen

@akshajkant5681 3 года назад

Congrats for the heart

@mikex-tt6vp 3 года назад

Underrated, more likes for u

@mcslickery481 3 года назад

YOUR* Say it like you mean it.

@wolfie9175 Год назад

I love the fact that you put the videos on the cover at the start! Thanks for doing that 😊

@ivyhaywalker6942 3 года назад

2:16 No joke!!! I literally drive past that when i go to my barn!! Crazy to see it on here!

@Patfustys 3 года назад

Oh that’s pretty cool

@offbeat3528 3 года назад

Jupiter when the comet hit: " That almost tickles "

@XSevenSonata 3 года назад

I can't help but think of big fat jupiter making weird chuckling noises and bouncing now.

@notlkebitch4115 3 года назад

XSevenSonata yo wtf 𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑢ಠ_ಠ

@jinmause206 3 года назад

@I Hate People and I Hate God ???

@trillow2758 3 года назад

“ Tis but a scratch “

@TheDragonCorporation 3 года назад

Jupiter: that fat kid Asteroid: feather

@Jasper129 3 года назад

The birthday guy clip, if the guy wasn’t smiling, that would look like a ritual of some kind

@DecimatorAnimationGames 3 года назад

❤

@justausername3761 3 года назад

Lmao it would

@ubz05 3 года назад

Yea

@covid-19vaccine97 3 года назад

Talking about me

@user-FRAAAUUURRRKKK 3 года назад

Yeah no body didint like that one

@internetduck1520 3 года назад

that bird being picked up is the most precious thing ever

@emojiman9816 Год назад

2:20 I swear this explains my home in every Minecraft survival world I own

@randomthings1539 3 года назад

i was uncomfortable when ever she touches the _TOILET_

@hamnamalik6436 3 года назад

IKR that was gross

@eternalwasbetter 3 года назад

I hope flying poop doesn't come out

@NukeRadius 3 года назад

@God is an asshole where are you getting at with that atheist user name

@natogamez5672 3 года назад

@God is an asshole bruh OK and

@ben10azabenyy94 3 года назад

@God is an asshole remove ur name rn before I avada kedavra you

@afghanistanguy1016 3 года назад

birthday guy be like: "didnt know my family was a cult..."

@JameZ888 3 года назад

birthday

@itsyaboizach159 3 года назад

Birthday

@ZacMio 3 года назад

birthday

@Im_in_theTardis 3 года назад

Birthday

@krishnaceejaybielza9977 3 года назад

birthday

@Startheus 3 года назад

0:59 Guy: what do you do for living? Tony Stark: *I'm an account manager*

@KFrost-fx7dt Год назад

"What do you do for a living?" "I body slam bags of chips."

@coldogno7 3 года назад

"what did u do for a living?" "spine surgery" (actually selling drugs like im gonna tell u that)

@E_Rico 3 года назад

More like the guy with the Tesla

@tiredwithlife.9867 3 года назад

@I Hate People and I Hate God go away spammer

@masky1147 3 года назад

lol I said nothing, crackhead hours hits hard sometimes

@RedTL 3 года назад

I Hate People and I Hate God No?

@Bon-bn5lc 3 года назад

Bruh

@wontletgo 3 года назад

Who else was wondering why she was touching the bathroom “equipment” with her bare hands

@janiahsantos5673 3 года назад

Me like wtf,is that even clean for your hands to touch

@RealBananaBunch 3 года назад

Its a professional astronaut.... Clearly they washed it before hand -.-

@abinothayyilsanoj4182 3 года назад

Someone have to update the bathroom for our poor astronauts 😁

@RealBananaBunch 3 года назад

@@abinothayyilsanoj4182 I think NASA is actually offering money for a better bathroom design

@cloud1301.. 3 года назад

And the way she touches the equipment... YIKES

@MrOrcshaman Год назад

"What do you do for a living?" "I sing happy birthday with just the birthday part and nothing else"

@alanmaclaren4118 3 года назад

“How astronauts use the bathroom” Cosmonauts: we have been forgotten, backstabbed, betrayed, and maybe QUITE POSSIBLY bamboozled...

@demonboi4601 3 года назад

Has expensive car. “What do you do for a living”? I’m a garbage man......

@Chan0art 3 года назад

Bus drivers drive expensive cars

@befer 3 года назад

In NYC you'd genuinely make a bank on it. There's a huge waiting list for people that want go get that job. FOR ONE SEASON. Seriously, they get paid a lot

@gosucab944 3 года назад

@@befer I heard that it stinks though

@rain-uw9ju 3 года назад

@@gosucab944 baadum tshh

@fairfeatherfiend 3 года назад

Being a son to a billionaire.

@andrewmattar4178 3 года назад

Not so much of a fun fact: that asteroid that slammed into jupiter was actually in a collision course with earth! We are in debt and forever grateful to jupiter... Saved our lives!

@obviousbear1289 3 года назад

The amount of meteorites caught by Jupiter is actually suspected to be a reason why life on earth is even possible

@0079Matthew 3 года назад

Jupiter: "Noooo!" *Jumps in front of cosmic bullet for Earth*

@theuniversedeer5096 3 года назад

@@obviousbear1289 yeah,jupiter is like big brother to earth

@kurekiller6070 3 года назад

Wolfie54545 hit us? I hope you’re joking but don’t wish death upon others. That’s the place of no return.

@carlwitt3934 3 года назад

Is he talking about Shumaker-Levy 9 ? He said it was 26 years ago... No way it's been that long. Or has it? Oh, God I'm getting old.

@Taser3141 10 месяцев назад

The clip where a family buys an old church and turns it into a home, has been a recurring dream I've been having for a few years now. My brain is broken now.

@Trash_prince 2 месяца назад

"Nice car, what do you do for a living?" "Car jacker"

@M.A.R.S. 3 года назад

Spine surgeon: * sees spine * 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦

@theleader1150 3 года назад

Underrated comment!

@onepunchman1953 3 года назад

@@theleader1150 *recently posted funny comment exists* Replies: _underrated_

@Rhabanaarum 3 года назад

100th like

@koala5716 3 года назад

Too much underrated

@mako_happy 3 года назад

How did you make it italic???

@epikgirrafe4327 3 года назад

The way she rubbed her finger on a TOILET like that gave me anxiety

@u.s.a3940 3 года назад

congrats on 40 likes

@plazxs281 3 года назад

u got a bot copying your comment

@edfuadmo9995 3 года назад

U are Virgin 😅

@matthewseltzer5982 3 года назад

OBJ wants to know her location

@micah5918 3 года назад

@@plazxs281 their everywhere you can't even report them.

@engineer_gaming69 Год назад

The birthday one sounds like a ritual

@zero00044 Год назад

We have a large cathedral style church that has been a theater that puts on plays for years. About 6 years ago there was a fire that damaged one of the bell towers and it partially collapse, making the whole structure unsafe. So it was condemned and fenced off. Due to it being one of our big historical buildings, nobody wants to tear it down but at the same time, nobody has the money to buy and fix it. I always wanted to turn it into my house as a kid lol.

@aapo5564 3 года назад

"What do you do for a living?" "I am MrBeast's friend."

@Solarianv3 3 года назад

I Hate People and I Hate God def a troll lmao

@aIkaIi 3 года назад

@I Hate People and I Hate God what do you do for a living

@jt-tq8lz 3 года назад

*“...birthday...biRtHdAy...bIRtHDaY...BIRTHDAY!!!”*

@YG-qi3cu 3 года назад

That was fucking creepy 😂😂

@Jizen 3 года назад

*"WHOOOOOO!!"*

@iloveanimals5494 3 года назад

@@Jizen I call this led big ball

@andygutierrez4512 3 года назад

oh man, thanks for the lyrics :D

@nooneatall9479 3 года назад

It was like some creepy ass cult ritual lol

@DarkZilla2000 Год назад

Owner: hi Cat: 0_0

@StellaRoseTea 27 дней назад

That church turned into a home was so gorgeous!

@abdulmoiz742 3 года назад

"I am gonna go to the bathroom" "Well That sucks"

@abdulmoiz742 3 года назад

@@TheSlizz s h u t

@alfieplayz8509 3 года назад

Ha ha

@lilycassell6556 3 года назад

@@TheSlizz *p l e a s e*

@somegearedrat 3 года назад

Shut 🐤👌

@dripalien4529 3 года назад

@@TheSlizz buy one ur self

@joeykill7553 3 года назад

Larg comet: hits Jupiter Jupiter: *"TIS BUT A SCRATCH"*

@hoshimi_setsuko4413 3 года назад

_"That Tickled..."_

@sorinstan1477 3 года назад

“i think theres a mosquito on me.”

@FootyBits 3 года назад

Read my name

@CharmingGoon-uo5ml 3 года назад

Damn I saw 52 but not 118

@LinA-on7yd 3 года назад

All that for a drop of blood

@dane1808 Год назад

"What do you do for a living?" "I'm a valet driver"

@xXtoxicOnesXx Год назад

1:38 Partygoer: *AYO-! GET OUTTA HERE YOU PEST- HUMANS!*

@Patrick.Weightman 3 года назад

"Real estate" "Close, spine surgeon" In what world...

@Masood1810 3 года назад

USA baby USA!

@RatRatRattyRatRat 3 года назад

The spine is free realestate.

@kinginyellow6959 3 года назад

Maybe he’s saying he’s always on someone’s nerves :)

@user-dw1es8nk2l 3 года назад

It's free real estate

@montehammon428 3 года назад

I'm confused someone explain

@mikeunleashed1 3 года назад

"I'm a rapper" = Dad's money confirmed

@filmingstorm8760 3 года назад

Rich ass background

@rubscratch98 3 года назад

@I Hate People and I Hate God what?

@eyesneveropen-meow-5125 3 года назад

@I Hate People and I Hate God r/eyeblech

@rubscratch98 3 года назад

@Mac Cheezy oh boy

@filmingstorm8760 3 года назад

@I Hate People and I Hate God you stupid

@stoned_kitty 2 месяца назад

That church house is either the most blessed house, or the most haunted house

@RococoQira 3 года назад

That some imcomplete and unsatisfying Birthday you can get

@wontletgo 3 года назад

Who else was wondering why she was touching the bathroom “equipment” with her bare hands?

@AlejandroGarcia-tb8qq 3 года назад

Corona isn't in space yet

@amirbahrun3098 3 года назад

@@AlejandroGarcia-tb8qq but common sense is

@gammaao 3 года назад

@@amirbahrun3098 theres still germs

@e.e.y.1803 3 года назад

Because they were probably cleaned??

@gammaao 3 года назад

@@e.e.y.1803 yes

@aliwashere666 3 года назад

The people who sang happy birthday sounded like they were doing a demonic ritual

@kilakuin 3 года назад

This turkish weirdly looked really funny and I laughed at it a lot. (btw nice name ) Edit:2 Ali in 1 comment. :)

@yourkitchenrug4300 3 года назад

Lol

@damondgreen2239 3 года назад

At least demonic rituals are catchy...

@noamnimrodi9730 Год назад

As soon as you said "I'll see you guy soon, Later" the power of my entire street cut out

@sminthian Год назад

I tried to buy a church to turn into a home back in 2016. They said that they'd only sell it to someone that is already in the church business, and you had to sign a clause saying that you'd keep it as a church. Most for-sale churches in the USA do stuff like that (the one in the video was in Canada).

@gamingkitty125 3 года назад

If a comet hit me Me: ded If a comet hit Jupiter Jupiter: *Stupid mosquito.*

@dhruvavikas1632 3 года назад

More like a spider

@kiellua7598 3 года назад

Nah it was just Lizzo

@tobyboard1721 3 года назад

Sacrilegious Boi lmao

@Frogster08 3 года назад

Underrated comment

@ploopydre 3 года назад

gaming kitty125 Jupiter is a gas planet isn’t it right?

@RayMak 3 года назад

What do you do for a living? "Watching RU-vid videos"

@no-ri3bv 3 года назад

Ok then

@apinksheep2415 3 года назад

Thanks you just described my whole life

@srijanagurung8267 3 года назад

You are Everywhere... Help me !

@muhammadrafa7189 3 года назад

you are everywhere

@mheannethony 3 года назад

I became a failure for a living

@schleepy6362 3 года назад

1:37 I've never heard anything more cursed in my life.

@Aishaa25 11 месяцев назад

0:44 um cat what are you thinking 😂😂😂

@Tehom1 3 года назад

"How do astronauts use the bathroom in space?" Answer: Very carefully.

@tsopmocful1958 3 года назад

And it sucks too.

@mokey9389 3 года назад

tsopmocful literally

@TamiyaPhilippW 3 года назад

But how do they go for number 2? I mean there is no gravity sucjing the poo in the bag?

@ranasameh88 3 года назад

But the pee/poo would still float in the air..

@TamiyaPhilippW 3 года назад

@@ranasameh88 u use the hose for pee. Its like a vakuum cleaner but it doesn't explain the poo case

@lucassalinas1165 3 года назад

Astronaut: this seat that looks comfortable Me: what, no it doesn't Astronaut: * removes seat to reveal cheese grader* but we prefer this

@jordanspamsl2-_-798 3 года назад

"this is great, but I like this"

@FootyBits 3 года назад

Read my name

@Shane-ds6qj 3 года назад

This comment is 'grate' haha... >_> oh look the door...I'll be on my way

@elenachristine6266 3 года назад

Glad I'm not the only one that heard her say it "looks comfortable" I was so confused.

@dontlookatmyprofilepicture9994 3 года назад

𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 𝙈𝙔 𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀

@shinobipanda2331 2 года назад

3:07 "That's how astronauts pee in space"

@charlenemack7040 2 месяца назад

Well I guess I won’t be yearning to be an astronaut any longer. That is not a toilet… That’s some kind of torturous device… Ouch! 🙀

@a3clx 3 года назад

The “birthday” sounds like a cultish chant

@infernoaj344 3 года назад

Yeah wth

@eSpresso72 3 года назад

I was fine with it 🤷🏼‍♂️

@joshua5207 3 года назад

eSpresso yoooo it’s actually you?

@rice2481 3 года назад

Ikr

@corgiwithabowtie1230 3 года назад

@@rice2481 7 seconds ago 😳

@junipercinnamon6840 3 года назад

I lost it when the intensity of their voices picked up: birthdayyyyy BIRTHDAYYY B I R T H D A Y

@jonthonarellano8580 3 года назад

It's sounds so ominous😳

@mariameza-bp7rb 3 года назад

Join the birthday cult

@yeanah620 3 года назад

It was so dead

@justadragonnamemarcus1751 3 года назад

*B I R T H DAY!*

@arghizulfiansyah93 3 года назад

Birthday

@amirhafez7903 3 года назад

imagine having diarrhea in space and u missed the hole while popping and diarrhea starts floating around

@Xenochetemist 3 года назад

-How do you get in that car? "Mr.Krabs's voice": -Money!

@user-dw1es8nk2l 3 года назад

"about 26 years ago a large comet slammed into Jupiter" 2020: well that's.. *_interesting_*

@javiencaboi9239 3 года назад

IT IS

@umarmust6049 3 года назад

HEY HEY HEY... Don't GIVE 2020 ANY MORE IDEAS...

@javiencaboi9239 3 года назад

@@umarmust6049 hahaha

@alexanderdemontfort3022 3 года назад

I thought everybody knew about Shoemaker-Levy 9

@tytusnezluk8955 3 года назад

Oh please just end it already, Send that comet to earth too 😂

@rakijr9176 3 года назад

"This is my cat Garfield. He likes lasagna and he can also see into your soul."

@offensiveusername5548 3 года назад

Randomcommentgod

@oopsy-daisy 3 года назад

what’s so amazing is that I know a couple with a cat named, garfield 😅

@samtam2984 3 года назад

@I Hate People and I Hate God wtf

@natman5708 3 года назад

Thanks I hate you cat.

@zomegaexalpha4708 3 года назад

have your'e ever head of r/imsorryjon

@lisamarieashby2523 Год назад

There was a old, unused church in a city I used to live in. A restaurant opened up in a part of its basement. I went only once. But I used to think about what I would do with it, if I owned it. Glad they were able to utilize that so well! I love old buildings, as long as they were not prisons or hospitals! Those tend to be haunted, sometimes.

@cheekclapper2k953 3 года назад

Me complaining about the school toilet Astronauts: That’s cute

@spazetv 3 года назад

@AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record RU-vid videos for with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear and

@justsomegreendude9034 3 года назад

Lol

@justsomegreendude9034 3 года назад

@@InternetWeb no

@snailcheeseyt 3 года назад

AxxL wtf

@jeebus.h 3 года назад

"What do you do for a living?" "Got a good scratch off once or twice." "Oh, ok."

@szlendak1368 3 года назад

i don’t understand

@arvin6606 3 года назад

@@szlendak1368 he wins lottery

@theblob2937 3 года назад

Lemonpledge10 goodness this isn’t a college writing class

@daeyangshi 3 года назад

@Lemonpledge10 if people don’t wanna believe in god thy don’t have to, please keep your beliefs to youself

@princeps5260 3 года назад

@@daeyangshi Lemonpledge is a bible bot

@electriceel7856 3 года назад

the astronaut lady on the thumbnail is everything lol

@Voidgear1 3 года назад

The birthday one made me laugh so hard man this is like dank memes

@thugdog89 3 года назад

that chicken strip squirting gave me discomfort levels I didn’t know existed.

@magencrisis1682 3 года назад

It made me so uncomfortable my face scrunched up as if I had sucked on a billion lemons.

@fellowhuman484 3 года назад

It was me peeing.

@aprilr882 3 года назад

Lol. I've eaten those things and they are delicious. It's garlic butter inside

@chrisnyc4688 3 года назад

Otherwise known as a Chicken Kiev - delicious

@funkyyt-rexxius5564 3 года назад

Byleh Myneh IT DID-

@Mr-.Facts. 3 года назад

Dude: ''What do you do for a living?'' Car driver: ''I steal cars''

@gunsparce 3 года назад

Bot

@thatnentendogamer3611 3 года назад

Nah, he's just your average Apex clickbait arrow guy

@Mr-.Facts. 3 года назад

@@thatnentendogamer3611 Thats not nice Mario

@Mr-.Facts. 3 года назад

@@gunsparce why? Love you mate

@alexismunoz3508 3 года назад

@@anythinganeverythingclips congrats on almost 2k!

@theamazingchannel470 Год назад

You just became a commercial for that phone stabilizer. I'm literally going to Amazon right now to look it up

@MangoSsnake Год назад

The happy birthday song sounds more like a cult summoning a demon 💀

@adriangomez3005 3 года назад

Who else was wondering why she was touching the bathroom “equipment” with her bare hands Edit: yo some guy just stole my comment and got more likes than me like WTF