This video is about a Cattle Auction I attended where I accidentally bought a calf. This might be the hardest I've ever laughed! Cattle Auction FAIL | Bert Kreischer #bertkreischer #cattle #auction #fail
He was laughing so hard he couldn't talk straight!! And I don't know how Aaron worked the race card into this but there's not a person on the race of this earth that's not racist to some degree... And if they say they're not then they're a racist and a liar!
For some reason, when Burt says "Let's get outta here! Let's get outta here!" @ 1:26, he sounds like a distressed 1930s Mickey Mouse to me. 😆 What's also hilarious to me is: Burt is trying not to flip out in the arena. But, can you imagine how hilarious it would be; to be still sitting in the arena, and to *still* hear Burt's muffled screaming and laughter in the back office. It would be like the scene in Empire Strikes Back; where Vader tortures Han Solo. And, Lando is listening in the hallway outside.
I remember seeing this video posted to Reddit years ago because I even knew your comedy. Now I’m a giant fan, and this is the first time I’ve seen it since and realized that it was you. Still just as hilarious.
Your laugh is so fucking infectious! Love the Podcast, I love you on EITM, DLM, Joe Rogan, and on TV when I get to see it! Thanks for the laughs! Can't wait to see you in Baltimore, I hope I can make it!
Haha, the last sale I went to something like that happened to a girl in the back row. There was a young calf going through, and nobody was bidding so she laughingly yelled out $5! and the auctioneer went with it. She was so surprised, but if she wasn't serious she shouldn't have said anything. That was like Rule number one, say nothing and sit on your hands unless you're ready to actually buy something LOL.
Meh, more likely the auctioneer did what they usually do and start the bidding very close to what they believe the ultimate price will be. At my local stockyards it often goes like this: - 300 (no bid) - 290 (no bid) - 280 (no bid) - 270 (no bid) - 250 (bid) - 260 (bid) - 270 (bid) - 300 (no bid) - 280 (bid) - 290 (bid) - 300 (bid) - 310 (no bid) - SOLD 300 Haha all that work just to get back the starting price. For this reason, if you raise your card right away, but only once on every cow, you're probably going to leave the auction with half the inventory (and maybe the entire inventory because once the auctioneer figures out you're bidding on whatever he says, he'll soon raise the starting prices way above market - remember it's his job to get the best price for the seller, not you).
Farmer Bear I’ve done that to people before. They wanna run the price up on em and I play that game right back. The moment they hesitate that’s when you know it’s their last bid... boom! They just bought em! I don’t play that shit🤬
4th time watching this year and still as funny as the first. I have a strange obsession of listening to Bert laugh at stupid shit.. he can't control it. Funniest thing in the world
This is the first time I'd seen the 5 min version and I'd like to tell ya that I damn near soiled myself. I was so close to either shitting myself or passing out and then shitting myself. Thank you.
like others have stated, you sign up and state that you will pay for what you bid on and what you win, doesn't matter if you can afford it or haul the animal away, they can keep it since you can't take it and you'll still have to pay.
My grandparents had a cattle farm that I spent a lot of time on growing up. Hell I practically lived on it for the most part, and worked with the cattle a lot. I also went to a lot of cattle auctions as a kid, and it was my deepest fear that I would fuck up, pull a Bert, and accidentally buy one.
Seriously, so perfectly camera staged! Well pieced together. No jumpiness, errors, shots of the bidders behind them. C'mon! I don't believe this for one second. Who shot this and edited this? Accidentally my ass!
