Celebrity Pastor Fantasy Draft - John Crist 

If Tim Tebow is available then I would choose Sadie Robertson for a pick. She always brings it when she preaches

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He is to me! Lol

I’d take Phil Robertson haha

Andrea H. Say that 10 times fast! Lol!

My favorite is "SHOW ME THE TIETH MONEY"

@@kmills2902 omg I tried it lol nearly bit my tongue😄😄😄😄

I like 1 and 10%

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Lady Zioness except Francis chan, the only truthful on the bunch but that's why Francis wasn't really that important. People rather hear the prosperity pastors over the true ones.

andr123406 What's wrong with prosperous pastors? God said that the wealth of the wicked is stored up for the righteous. Where in the Bible does it say that Christians have to be poor?

No he's not. He has a video on RU-vid supporting these heretics.

If you are god’s chosen you should be blessed. But he won’t bless you, if you don’t know what you have in Christ. Poverty is not an opinion. Health is issues is not an option. Enjoy a sad life if you think god wants you to prosper. You can be prosperous and have a hard life. Bet on it. We are fighting a war here.

@@dietsch4633 David Dietsch The Bible says that the wealth of the wicked is stored up for the righteous. Are you calling God a liar? Are you questioning His Word? God made all of this. God owns all of this. He could speak and his words would come to pass on Earth being as it's his will. Or have you forgotten how to pray? "Thy will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven." What about "Blessed are those who hunger and thirst after righteousness, for they will be filled." You're telling me that God wants those pastors to simply turn people away because they might grow in such a number that their tithes could build a bigger church and pay the Pastor's salary AND God forbid these Pastors get anything other than coach seats and a half-dead hoopty to go minister. If Christians are supposed to suffer in Earth is poverty, why even accept a blessing? If God wanted us poor, He would not have told Christ to tell us about mansions and streets of gold. Philippians 4:19 tells us all that God will supply all our needs according to His riches and glory. Some of Jesus' last words were commandments to go into the world and preach. You can't feed the bread of Christ if your church isn't making bread to grow and be prosperous.

truediva18 me too! 🤣

truediva18 i know! I was dying!

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He came out as fake.

Is he on the waiver wire? No one drafted him and dropped him. He’s still a free agent.

i think someone is getting way too technical about the Fantasy Pastor Draft

Benny Hinn is a fake...

Walking a tightrope

Trendy Looper 😂😂

Amen and well done 👏👏👏

Brady is better at what he does than Osteen.

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Especially when he nodded and then nodded again when the guys said "Selina"

As a Catholic it really made,me laugh

Adam Busta I didn’t know Tom Brady was a heretic

/ShadowSaber/ so true

Yeah Joel Osteen wears makeup. He probably best defines a poser.

That’s an insult to Tom Brady, right?

Definitely lol

Keller was the only orthodox guy in the bunch. Of course, he was the only one picked for theology.

James Almond Chan

@@slibertas1996 I stand corrected.

@@slibertas1996 Also, Giglio.

caleb spears 1. Corinthians 5 and other passages say we should judge within the church to keep it clean.

Christian Koller yes.....but within the privacy of the church, not in a public platform for the world to be speculators and mockers.

You've only read two verses in chapter 7(Matthew) Read the rest.

WOW!! You should have told Samuel, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel, Daniel, Amos, Hosea, Habakkuk, Zephaniah, John the Baptist, YESHUA, Peter, Paul, John the Beloved, and James that. When false theology is sending people to hell with delusion, we are "COMMANDED" to call it out. Passive"christianity" is not the Gospel.

Just a thought, read your bible instead of making false theology. We as Christians are commanded to test all things. When Peter was going against God's wish by not communing with Gentiles, Paul got in his face and called him out on it. He didn't sit there and lovingly pray in the corner.

Roxanne S. why?

@@joshuashepherd4095 my first sermon was inspired by him!

That's great. do you think he fits in with the rest of the celebrities on that wall. Maybe replace him with Ken copeland?

@@joshuashepherd4095 Ill be honest I don't know a lot of the other people on the wall, but I think Chan fits in regardless

He doesn't fit in. he's not like any of them. they're all money hungry televangelists who are millionaires from spreading the so called prosperity Gospel. And for this comedian to casually throw in Francis Chan has baffled me. Chan is someone I look up to btw.

Adam Busta he can do all things through Christ! 😊😆 he’s hilarious. Love this guy

Nicest homescool gramer

And also funding and Christian airline and training pilots . Jessie is the real deal. And Kevin Zadai

@carol lady Right! Not a single Christian Pastor on the board lol 😂. Hope that was part of the joke

@@rdd7919yes, I agree. False teachers only on this one

​@@FeetintheGrass Beth Moore is a false teacher? That's the first time I've heard that.

You mean printing 24 headshots? I know

Agreed! The script is incredibly witty

Plus they have to research the stats

7Annamallover7 seriously!

@@Themoment888 which aton of people do every single week for whatever sport fantasy league they play. Lol I think the whole point of this parody is exactly what you said .."the work we put into some activities...think if we put that sort of effort into something that feeds are soul or our families'..hmm maybe that's not what they are saying but it's what im saying. If I put that much effort into improving any part of AspenAllen -my interactions with others, my physical body, my mental capabilities, hand eye coordination even, ya know, improving muscle tone or detoxing my body, patience, family relationships, my relationship with the Holy Spirit or quieting my mind to hear only what I'm supposed to hear for my greater good and what God wants me to hear to help others literally ANY thing I am, or say, or do...well I have to believe it would be a prettier picture.

Wahahhahahahahah 😂

U CAN do all things through Christ who gives you strength

The FACTSSSSSS 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I was laughing so hard throughout this entire video! Lol.😁

He always comes to the season in great shape! HALLELUJER!!

Alastair Heinrichs exactly

Here here!!

yo homeless how you doing man?

Bro I love your random crap siege videos! Didn’t expect to see you here tho

lol didn't expect to see you here

As a former youth minister, that part cracked me up.

You are a cute potato. Friends? 🙂

Indeed Open our eyes Lord

Yeah but he included two who are not apostates. Chan and Keller are not like the others. We might not agree with every detail but they are not false teachers.

Andy Stanley is not a false teacher either. :)

lucy Nunnery I’m not familiar with all of them up there, but Chan has said publicly on two separate occasions that he loves Mike Bickle, even after admitting to being warned of him.

@@brettdavis5555 I dont know who Mike Bikle is, but did he say he loves him as a person or as a preacher. I know Chan has admitted to repenting of many things he taught as a pastor and he also admitted to "doing church" in an antibiblical manner. Im not a huge fan or anything. I am just trying to be merciful with a man who has publicly repented of shepherding incorrectly. IDK we are all in a process of sanctification. I am just happy my process is not on youtube lol

Amen to that.

Amen

his entire point, i believe. And he's good at it.

Not that anyone asked my opinion, but I am an Orthodox Jew and still find his stuff hysterically funny (until he gets into his New Testament stuff... then I am lost! 🤷‍♀️) No judgements here! A lot of the pastor stuff is similar to the jokes we would make about the Rabbi, of the kids groups during services, JDate, even his "If Bible characters had iPhones" makes me laugh! People are people--doesn't matter why we are congregating, the outcome is still the same as human behavior is always very similar!

@@skontheroad I saw your comment about getting lost on the new testament content and I was just curious (since you said you were orthodox I thought maybe you would consider the following thoughts) about all the old testament passages saing things like the LORD not sharing his glory with another, everyone who offered strange fire or simply laid a hand on the ark to steady it from falling, blood sacrifice for sin offerings looking forward to the day when the kingdom of God finally gets set up for real exactly how was Jesus able to claim all he did and then absolutely silence from heaven (except for his baptism from John the Baptist) remember the serpant on the pole in the wilderness looking at it to be healed all pictures and symbols of things written in the new testament shedding of his blood on the cross for the ultimate final payment of sins just something to really consider everyone else always said one day or a day will come or just a servant of the most high delivering a message from the LORD Jesus said "I Am"

Poking fun at the absurdity of what the world espouses in the best way!

It’s hilarious but I was so confused😂

Definitely funny as a joke, but it makes me sad that it's such a common opinion. Having disagreements over doctrine is one thing, but you can't just decide that an entire group of people aren't Christian- only God can make that call. I still laughed though.

HAH

It is funny but really sad since the church can literally date back to the time of Christ. I pray one day we will be united once more as one body!

If you don’t believe in salvation by faith in Jesus alone then you are not a Christian.

Caden Taylor it’s “SHOW ME THE TIES MONEY” like Ties and Offering.

It’s spelled “Tithe” lol

Even Joel Osteen would know that haaa!

Too bad it fits with all those multimillionaire pastors up there.

@@eansudholtz6533 Please be kidding, please be kidding....lol

that would be amazing!

Nathalie Rabearijao Brooke Fraser is my pick

Brooke would win

Right

I pick Taia Smith from Hillsong

Amen! That’s my pastor.

Lol that's his Grandson Andrew, they also had his son Andy on the board.

someone explain this please?

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David Lee they're talking about selena gomez

bubblelover343 yes, selena gomez attends hillsong

@@bubblelover343 that's Selena quintanilla but shes not alive so he wouldn't have her number

Rachel A. Well said

Rachel A. you are so wrong!! Do you think this is God's joy? Do you think God feels joy to see His wife (the church) rejecting His Holy Spirit and inviting Satan to their congregations? Do you think is God's joy to see people living in deception like this? I'm going to tell you, Jesus took people's souls very seriously. You don't know God's heart at all. Your comment only shows how you need to meet and know the one true living God. Hope you find it before is too late.

Yessy Quiles It’s a comedy. It’s a exaggeration.

Yessy Quiles where do you see a rejecting of the spirit and inviting satan?

Ok....

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I agree - not cool

That's the joke people. Good Lord why are we so soft?

I've actually heard him say it before, I got to give credit where it's due lol

Yea he doesnt consider himself a pastor but a televangilist. I'm thinking maybe of how Christians are depicted now these days that he wouldn't want his title to be pastor

Is he supposed to preach sin? What verse is that. Maybe that's why all these other churches are so small (and jealous of the big boys) because Jesus said He would remove their candle stick (influence) Rev 2:5 Maybe we should all pay some attention to what these pastors are saying and line it up with scripture. Preaching SIN is not the Gospel. Grace is the Gospel (Galatians 1:6) and that is what we are told to preach. Not sin.

Rand Sollie Yeah but the whole point of the gospel is to give us hope DESPITE our sin. If we don’t preach sin then the gospel means nothing

Nothing like his father, Sad :(

Not unless you are taking some Bishop's underaged assaults.

Nope

The OG celeb pastor

Given the lack of sound theology on the board, I'd say why not...

Nope. They don’t count unless they are charismatic Catholics

Sad :/ If we don't reflect Jesus we lose our goal.

AB Elizabeth yea... the all those men and woman up there bringing shame to His name

Hmfirestormz I would seriously disagree with Francis Chan. He is rock solid.

I believe that Steven furtick is a great pastor God has used him to help me with so much in life.

@@thatonegirlelaine agreed. Everbody else are charlatans

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squirtle turtal why

@@ailyme189 lol 😂😭😭😭

@squirtle turtal wtf you on m8? Ya creep.

So, you've never been to any Southern church meetings then?

Stephanie Parke Total creep. Probably a stalker too.

Kinda true, I don't wanna sound legalistic. Cause this can turn into a (negative joke) Who are we to judge (anything)or (anybody). Especially when non Christian have to listen to this now.......it'll deffinatly be confusing.😥

Bible Studies with Victoria Exactly. I’m not even religious and I seem to like this guy more than a lot of Christians if the comments are anything to go by.