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WRONG ITS….. Peter griffin (Trey parkers voice): You think that’s bad?! Remember the time I went to the cell phone family reunion with my buddy iphone?
So to recap: 9/11, 8 years of Dubya, a recession, Kardashians, 4 years of Trump, and the worst global pandemic since the Spanish flu. Other than that, good times so far!
I do miss buttons sometimes. I can type on a keyboard without looking by feeling the buttons -- can't do that on a touch screen. Well, not until they invent a feature where the phone vibrates differently for every different letter you try to press...
I’ve been texting on my phone for so long that i practically memorized where the letters are and can type Without even looking at the screen based on muscle memory
@@xXmlgamingXx355 true. And the hinge on the foldable phones keeps getting messed up and foldable phones are nowhere near as durable as regular phones.
@@drabberfrog agreed... but if you look back 10 years or so you'll see that Motorolla had an excellent customer satisfaction with their folding phones. Although the technology of that time wasn't that vast comparing with today, I still think if any company can come with a decent folding phone like dual touch plus keypad facility with powerful battery life and RAM people may buy folding phones once again. Its just folding phone's give a different set of style and outlook altogether.
Yes. Way back when Samsung was actually _MAKING_ the iPhone for Apple and Google’s Larry Schmidt was on Apple’s Board of Directors. It only took them three years to make a phone and operating system that almost equaled the iPhone.
It'd be funnier if iPhone got a little crack in his screen, then he just collapses sobbing his eyes out. All that tough guy shtick? It's just to hide how fragile he really is...
@@shahimagesyt it's hard to compare the amount of sold units really... most people cannot afford really the apple ecosphere and stick to cheap technology like whatever chinese brand that makes use of an open source os like android. and because people are how people are, they identify themselves with the products they buy and will defend the brands with a passion as if it was about their own identify. so it's better to compare just the products. and iphone is the better one.
***** So android phones have all these features, they supposedly are gimmicks and then the latest IPhone comes out and now the features are groundbreaking? Shh, you can't do anything to defend apple, we all now they're money hungry hogs.
Flip Phone: "Why is he so excited about *not* having a headphone jack, expandable memory and easily replaceable batteries?" BlackBerry: "No idea, but he thinks all that somehow makes him better than Android."
Jacky Trikster It is on the best phone manafacturing company at the moment . No other phone can directly compete with apple. Samsung can. Ever heard of Note and S lineup.
Matt 958 cheap sheep fucked by apple craplle cant compete with none company even chinese compqny can make own smartphone but craplle cant foxcon made iShit
Raspberry_Pi_961 Yeah, it works in any IOS version from before the patch. This is because the "time brick" trick was possible due to the underlyings of the time function in the UNIX architecture for OSX and IOS and Linux and, well, alot of things. Ya see, the time and date of your phone isn't magic. It's an integer that counts up once every second and has been counting up since January 1st, 1970 (No your iPhone hasn't been around that long; it connects to the internet to read the time off of a server that has been carefully maintained to present an accurate time). It then takes this integer and formats it into a date and time human readable format. If you set this date on your phone to before January 1st, 1970 (even a second earlier), then the phone tries to unformat the human readable date you put in via GUI into the counting integer I mentioned earlier. Because this was before the "Zero time" date I mentioned, the integer is less than this date (which is 0) and is less than 0, meaning you just put a negative number into your phone. In earlier versions of IOS, it didn't check to make sure that your integer wan't negative before making the change. When you restart your phone, you put a negative date into the OS, and several time dependent sevices that are important are screwed over by your negative-time antics. Now you bricked your phone and have to reinstall the OS to fix it. Also, the 2038 time joke I mentioned is based on the Unix 2038 problem. The integer for a certain date in 2038 is greater than the biggest possible Integer a 32-bit processor can handle (don't worry, most PC processors are 64 bit, and Apple is putting 64 bit processors in their new iPads and iPhones, which can store a waaaay larger integer than we may ever need for time; by 2038, 32-bit processors will be history). The 2009 iPhone is undoubtedly running a 32 bit processor. If the processor tries to count one more than the max integer, it will loop around to the negative version of the integer, thus taking your phone in a flying delorean back to the past.
@@pietrynglib177 lol! What dumb kid comparing me who is literally nobody with an American show. What are you? Did Family Guy pay you to comment that crap?
Watching this 12 years later and most people have a smart phone, I’m like damn that “I’m gonna be here for a long time.” Line was more, prophetic than anything.
Then a phone that's made by one of the smaller companies that looks and functions better while costing less. I forgot what the company I'm thinking of is but there's more than one
Unfortunately it's not likely going to happen, most of the CollegeHumor staff were laid off by their parent company. I think it's only like two or three people left
Nokia: Dunno why you're actin' so cocky, one little tap and you shatter Iphone: go on then, you got the balls? Nokia: *breathes* Iphone: *splits in half*
@@radicalrises7520 that's the best way to show the difference. Iphone: *Falls to the floor, breaks the screen* Nokia: *Falls to the floor, breaks the floor*
@@Recroomsniperpro If He/She doesn't like Family Guy then that's fine heck, it's like pizza is my favourite dinner and yours is different. So I say you Suck for not liking something that I like
Most those phones were already pretty much obsolete when this video came out, car phones went out of use in the 90s, and by the time the new millennium rolled around most cellphones were already in a small form. By just 2005 most of the top selling phones had larger full-color screens, often in sleek forms too. Then compare that to 2009, when this video out, 2 years after the first iPhone, by which point every company was trying to replicate Apple's sales. Only ones that were still hanging around by that point were the Bluetooth headset (which is probably more popular than ever with air pods lol) and the blackberry. The industry changed so much during that decade, there is obviously a lot of progress made this decade (especially with cameras, displays, and battery technology), but back then the changes each year so tangible and each model felt like a whole different kind of gadget.
They were already obsolete then that's the joke. Although it probably took a couple of years for smartphones to become widely dominant. They were just a luxury item at first.
Yes! The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 would be like: "Yeah, iPhone, you think you're hot stuff, but I explode when I get angry for transmitting out loud! And with that high-flying attitude of yours, don't think for a kilobyte that I'm not severely tempted to do so up your candy butt right here and right now!"
Man looking at the old iPhone and the rest of these phones of the past really shows that how the phone techs been evolved. Even looking at the blackberry and the old flip phones really brings back grade school memories.
I mean what else do you expect it's the brick of the cellphone world matter fact I threw a brick at wall didn't dent I threw a Nokia at the same wall guess what I am paying to patch a hole
I caner say how many times I dropped my phone. Especially on hard surfaces. To this day I never had a crack on my screen after using it for over a year.
