Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes 

Charlie Sheen threatening a knife with another knife is one of the best thing ever .

This just proves how talented Charlie Sheen is. Sober or not, having a breakdown or not, he is funny.

Ten years later, and this is still easily one of the best things on RU-vid.

'my body is a locked box of diamonds, uranium and assassin nobility' nuff said Charlie for President

This is one of the greatest things ive ever seen, period.

Thumbs up if you would actually watch this as a series on Food Network.

"All green things must die" Thus saith the Sheen.

I wanna live like a Rockstar Vatican Assassin

I love how he can make fun of himself. Give the man that much credit, at least

Sheen taking a knife to the knife was the best part.

Charlie Sheen has learned how to channel internet through himself.

This is so awesome, his ridiculous confidence is hilarious!

This is so funny now because of the circumstances

Why was this never picked up? This should be going on its 12th season with Ashton Kutcher by now!

charlie sheen still a great actor

all green things must die lol

Cocaine's hell of a drug

I don't cook food. I will it!

"this is not a spatula it's a cooking wand ... FOR A WARLOCK!!" lmao. Those snobby cooking shows bug me. I think Charlie should team up with Emeril and say ''Bam let's kick it up a notch with some tiger blood". I would like to order a "tomato winning salad".

"My body is a lockbox of diamonds, uranium and assassin nobility."

It's always great when a celebrity can make fun of themselves and Charlie Sheen is the king of self parodying

I know one thing for sure that kitchen is Winning. WOW would I love to cook a meal there.

Say what you want about the man, but at least he's a good sport.

I worked in a few kitchens around the time this came out. So many great one liners to throw around. "My hands are rated by Zagats", "duh, WINNING! Steak is done", and "really? looks like a (fill in the blank) WINNING salad to me" were some of the best.

All this video does is make me feel depressed because I will never be this awesome :/

UMMMMMM TASTE LIKE WINNING!!!

I love Charlie Sheen. Awesome guy with a great sense of humor. He is the coolest guy ever.

Charlie Sheen has a brilliant mind, I just love him and who else can be that funny he cracks me up and that lot in Hollywood could never be as honest as him.

I figured it would end with the real owners of the house coming in and finding Charlie Sheen making a mess in their kitchen.

"The taste of Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit" LOL

Just checking to make sure this is as hilarious as I remember. 😆

The way he uses adjectives is like if gabriel just never stopped talking and it's great

I thought it was someone impersonating him at first, and I thought "Hey this guy's pretty good.."

Rockstar Vatican Assasin would so totally sell as an energy drink.....winning!

this must be made a real cooking show

only time I ever witnessed my now deceased father laugh was when I made him watch this 8 years ago. Come on it is funny and absolutely makes a mockery of the billion cooking shows on tv of now.

I couldn't find some Charlie Sheen's gaze at Wal Mart. How can I finish my steak now?

Charlie, please teach me about the teleport thing

So much winning!

All green things must die LOL

this gets. Highly Ingenious Venture and Positive review.

Hi there. I'm getting slightly crazy here. Someone please answer these questions to me. PLEASE: 1. Why are these celebrities filming for this channel? 2. What sorcery is this?

" All green must die". xD fucking awesome

putting charlie sheen and chuck norris in a fight is like what happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force

Dear Charlie Sheen, you know this already, you're awesome and dearly missed. You've brought a lot of joy to my life. I don't know all that happened, but I still watch two and a half men, sometimes with kooter, but most often not. I haven't seen all the episodes yet, but I will with you in them. Just finished watching the 2 part with pianos and it was sad when they crushed you with the piano, but hilarious when they got chuck lorre. I'd like to see you doing something else in the showbiz, but with all these politically correct motherfuckers out there and all these bitches with no fucking bawls.. I don't know, the way shit's unfolding is it's headed towards some Idiocracy and Demolition Man pacifist cesspool fuck-o-rama world. Fuck them, fuck the haters, and fuck the kumquats that want everyone to be like everyone else and tell you how to fucking live. The world needs people like you Charlie Sheen! Much Love, ~Kozmo

looks like a tomato winning salad to me

Make a tv show off of this

I'm a proud member of the "Church of Charlie Sheen" !!!

Damn he has gotten so skinny

hope he doesn't cut his fucking hand. wouldn't want any of his tiger blood in my food.

cocaine is a helluva drug

He's so funny ! He makes me laugh so hard my sides hurt. 😂😂😂

Im literally crying at 2:12 😂😂😂😂😂

i don´t like him no more

Every once in a while if I’m craving a cigarette I just think about this madman

Charlie Sheen in his old age looks like Jim Varneys character Ernest and he should do a " Ernest goes to ... " movie.

warning, the taste of Charlie Sheen will cause your immune system to weep, and forfeit.

This is the greatest thing ever!!!

My boy is a lockbox (choking back laughter while speaking) of diamonds, uranium, and assassin nobility! This dude is incredible

HILARIOUS !!! A total comedian. Hopper rides again?

This needs to be a show!

I forgot how cool Charlie Sheen was. What site did he upload his rants onto?

I loved how serious he sounded at the "All green things must die..." part,lol Hilarious.

What is going on, why does this have to do with me, it's 2023 and I still do not know what is going on and why?

It does not seem to matter what charlie does, but is somehow so inspirational!!! :)

This made me go out and buy a pack of smokes for the first time in a little over a year. Winning! *Drinks some Tiger Blood*

R.I.P Charlie Sheen :( , you were a young soul...that was unfortunate....thank you for all the entertainment over the years :)

Screw all the nobodys who give him shit because they envy his rock star lifestyle. Charlie is just so damn cool!!

Wow! now I understand why most Americans don't cook

WARNING: The taste of Charlie Sheen will cause your soul to weep, and forfeit. Brilliant

This has aged surprisingly well...

That outdoor kitchen setup at 1.04 is sick! There is a TV and everything! Would like to own something similar to that in the future :)

I get hungry for a nice meal and a glass of wine after I watch this.

charlie sheen is awesome :) miss you on two and a half men, the show sucks without you.

"all green things must die". 😅he says that just like Johnny Depp in Fear and loathing.

Interviewer: why do you want this role in Two & a Half Men? Charlie: Face it, i’m living the life of a rockstar Vatican assassin. Interviewer: You hired.

He says "hm....tastes like Winning." before he tried it. xD

"Warning: The taste of Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep, and forth it."

How come he never played the joker in any batman movie?

They should make a movie based entirely on this caricature of Charlie Sheen

According to the title of this channel, everybody is dead after watching this video.

Charlie Sheen's cooking got the souls of 1219 people to weep.

Very very funny, deep and witty. Love the way you garnish the meal with your Tiger vision.

Only someone as awesome as Charlie Sheen could parody Charlie Sheen.

I live for 1:24 "All green things must die"

Duh winning steak is done, love it!

@Pandabearflyer Nope, they snuck a camera into his outdoor kitchen and recorded him without him knowing. Everything he said from February-March was completely, 100% serious and meant to be taken 100% literally.

I'm sad that Charlie Sheen doesn't do this stuff anymore. I adored him last year when he did

My soul has forfeited and weeped while Justin Beiber became famous, out of rage. I am ready for your willing, Sheen.

They should have Billy Bob Thornton as a guest star on the next Winning Recipes.

Taking a bite off that tomato & then taking a puff off a cigarette. Pure genius!

His so called "food" doesnt look like a masterpiece, instead it looks like a winning masterpiece.

1:23 best 10 seconds of my life.

RIP charlie sheen, maybe you weren't a warlock, but you are a legend

My tiger blood needs meat. I almost died from this line.

I can't be the only one who finds this hilarious.

1:24 I think Charlie Sheen and the giant notepad from "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared" need to get together.

"This won't be a kosher meal. Not because I'm antisemitic, but because my tiger blood... needs meat!" This is a killer line.

There is only 1 word to describe this video properly---- GOLD

Mr. Charlie, were can I purchase some of that GREAT TIGER blood?