Chat Exposes Me and I review them 😭🤡 

Why does AI Bao sound like a normal person compared to real Bao

Boa be as verbally unhinged as Filian is physically unhinged.

The more unhinged she gets the more I'm into her

There was a time in life where I was half sleep but I was reading a doujin and I passed out. I woke up and seen that the page was still open but I also got a text from a friend and he said “You’re lucky I like this character” I was so embarrassed

Two seconds in and i already need therapy i didn’t even bother to mentally prepare myself That photo really caught my attention (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)...

Now that bao isn't on twitter anymore... her discord is now filled with her intrusive thoughts...

If "i can fix her" was a video game bao would be the final boss

Respect to Bao for doubling down when exposed. Granted, that's where the dignity ends, but it's worth mentioning.

With the amount of time she devotes to Baoberry youd think shed be into it

Bao is mind-breaking everyone while I'm just chilling and nodding in approval

Although I didn't know it at the time, the worst text message I ever sent was "why don't you check out this vtuber called Bao". Well, he did. Two decades of friendship destroyed in seconds.

Ai bao is like spongebob when he becomes "normal" its so weird and honestly it makes me uncomfortable when she isnt an unhinged lunatic

The worst text message I sent was at one of my best mate's birthday parties in their house and i managed to score a random girl passing her phone number. 18 yr-old me (whilst drunk as an Irishman) sent her 2-3 texts saying the most horniest shit possible. Then an hour later, my best mate introduced his new girlfriend *and it was the same girl i texted to but i was too blasted to pick up on that.* Next morning, i wake up to my best mate absolutely fuming because he saw the texts of me hitting on his new girlfriend & i had to fully explain myself. Took a good year to finally forgive me 100% 😂😅

Yeah... "Rare"... You're not Hen's Teeth, Bao... You're Shark Teeth... That's how 'rare' you're spotted... Especially with your OoC/OoP stuff you be spitting, kek

7:31 I'm degenerate enough to know that those 6 numbers are actually incorrect. swap the 1 and 0

Not a text but the worst thing I've ever sent someone is a screenshot our conversation that I was planning to send to my best friend.

I do not text people, i scream in their general direction and wait for a reply

I feel like AI Bao needs therapy.

Bao is a gift and a curse.

Watching bao is like watching dr pimple popper, you know its weird but you cant help but be oddly satisfied by it and every time you come back you question your life more and more.

can we replace bao with AI bao already?

You're a breath of rank air. 😄

great vid as always :) by far my worst text was the time I accidently sent a toxic previous friend a link to a specific type of light story accompanied by the words "holy fuck why cant that be me I want mommy please let be your little good pet just literally kill me i love her so much." I was blocked shortly after but at least my new and much better friend group got a good laugh out of it.

AI Bao making me nervous🥵 Also, the worst text message I have ever sent was a message in spanish to my mom about laundry, but was sent to my manager by accident. I felt so awkward 😅

The amount of mental whiplash this video gave me is absurd bro

She is so good to her fans I freaking love Bao.

Me: Finally got that damned Suika cover out of my head. AI Bao: Don't worry, I'll make it WORSE. Me: ...*sigh*...*begins sob-singing again*...

Twitch needs to offer mental health insurance plans for situations if you ever accidentally encounter bao streams or bao content.

Funny how Bao is still using the wrong numbers for the cursed code. 117103 is just some random vanilla doujin.

Oh Jesus Christ I.... I already know where this is going because some of the stuff you said and your friends chat are really like wow 😂

First of all I have to agree with Bao about Numis model. It is well designed she i mean she is as pretty as she is hot. Second with the story about Numi and Shoto there is only one good phrase you can say: "Virgins assemble!"

Honestly, not a lot of things that would be considered the worst text message but I guess the closest one on an emotional level was when I texted a girl who I talked to a lot with at school, who I actually had feelings for an invitation for my 15th birthday party. She never responded and she didn’t show up. and I never saw her after that😢

First I just wanna say, I think I found the most unhinged Vtuber and I love it! As for the question that will be the time I broke with my gf through text because she said Death note was a show for kids.

My worst text message was texting that I am taking a massive shit. The problem was, that I thought I sent it to a friend of mine. 15 minutes later I found that it was in fact not my Battle Buddy, but my Lieutenant, when he ordered me into his office.

bao is really so funny and original. Her humor is just so solid lmao

0:01 yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo You attractin chubby chasers! Me included!❤😂😂😂❤❤❤

Okey ban bao

8:22 wtf, are people complaining about guys not having sex now? And the average age before looks like 15, wtf, and even under 10 years old.

The amount of stuff Bao says could fill a dictionary length book of smut, lol.

"Chat exposed me" No no... you just want to relive the moment

Underwear scented candles will guarantee sell like gamer girl bathwater

The worst text I ever sent, was a bao clip to my dad... He told me he went to the store afterwards and it's been 6 months... 😢

After watching this I have analyzed my life and my brain picked up on a pattern. All the women that were interested in me were older than me by 4 to 10 years. Now, I feel like my depression coming back. Thanks, Bao!

Bao, I have to say, you are very funny and cute

Sometimes i come back to this video to remind myself that even if i am down bad, i am not bao

No fucking way they gave me an ad for the Nihmune plushie in the middle of this video.

2:53 is an insane noise

Bao laughter is intoxicating I love it 😂

Bao is funny but damn she's out of pocket in them tweets kekw

As someone who doesnt watch Bao at all, this just gave me trauma. And I'm here for more.

I think my worst text was when I accidentally sent porn to a friend. Around when Breath of the Wild was new, I was just out of high school and had found some cute art of Link and Mipha together. I sent it to my friend, since I thought she would like it. It wasn't until I went to send it to someone else that I realized it was hentai. I legitimately didn't even notice because I was focused on the cute art and them just like, holding hands. My friend laughed at me for a while after that one

I'm surprised she never thought to name her chat the "Whale Watchers"

You are the human incarnation of deviantart, and I have no idea how to feel about that.

The worst text i ever sent was to my now ex-girlfriend, “hey, just wanted to say that i kinda like you too :)” I never would’ve said that if I knew the pain it would cause me down the road :/

lol I got a numi ad 😂😂

Ai bao is a hard working whale that don’t need no Sidon

Bao: *exists* Literally everyone to bao: whore

Bao you still have fans because they think they can fix you and or they aren't quite right in the head.

This is why I'm subscribed to bao for good wholesome context

i need therapy

117103 = Metamorphosis

The worst text message was someone told me that my mom was their weirdest experience so I asked her which one

you know, "i can fix her" is definitly off the table with Bao, and im not sure if "i can make her worse" is actually a possibility either

The actual fuck did i just watch

The worst text ive sent someone has to be a link to this video saying "dont worry it's fine". Truly the most henious Vtuber out there. Ill be back next week

I think I have a good one Bao. I don’t know if this still counts as a text but here’s the TL;DR: Early on in my current relationship, I sent 😜pictures😜 to my gf over SC to cheer her up or surprise her with something fun. I didn’t do it all the time but would try to make an effort to do so every now and then for her amusement. This day was just like the last ones. Well, so I thought for a few hours. Unfortunately, one of those pictures got sent to one of my childhood friends. If I remember correctly, it was the most revealing one too, full squat over the camera. It was a very awkward convo with him later that day, which was only made worse because I hadn’t talked to him for a while due to him recently being in the military. He thought I was sending him a hello snap. He forgave me, thank goodness. I still feel the embarrassment to this day and make sure my fat thumbs don’t make that mistake again. 📸

….is the humilation kink spreading?

6:41 oh no, she grew up 😢 to be bao2

I sent a series of really nasty texts to a scam-text number while I still had a "dumb" phone that couldn't block that stuff. They woke me up and I started rapid-firing back strings of slurs and threats against their family. I got really creatively ugly. Am I proud? No. Would I do it again? Well... They haven't bothered me since.

0:01 BRO GOT THAT C H O N K THO

Coworker of mine was complaining that nobody ever texts him. So I pulled up the call sheet and texted him "I think I might be pregnant." He freaked out a bit, before realizing it had to be someone in the office.

I once sent a sext to who I thought was my wife, but I ended up sending it to my sister by mistake instead. I was mortified and still want to die from the embarrassment.

Baos laugh lmfao

Worst text message I sent was a response to an "are you okay?" That was three days old, my response was "found the phone, probably not..."

I just got a numi ad!!

Why do I miss Bao equipped with an instrument of choice just before the video ends?

My worst one has probably got to be texting my old roommate to ask if he had his gf's fake teeth in his pocket. For context, she came over for some "fun" and she had her teeth when she got there. She didn't know he wasn't gone yet and left them on the kitchen counter. He snagged them on his way out the door for work (he was ok with the sharing but wanted to prank her for not paying attention)...

To answer the question of the day, I have a friend I send some of the most nonsensical twitter replies to. The worst one out of context is definitely "The bullets from that gun might kill you, but they also bring you back as a toon zombie girl I hear.".

I love u Bao 9:20 poop

How in the goody gods have you not gotten into trouble with all of this? 😂😂😂

The worst test I have ever sent was when I meant to send my friend the message “Do it shit?” But I sent it to my MOM!! 💀

I got a wrong number text from a girl saying she was locked in her bathroom and trying to reach her boyfriend Mike. I told her to "Figure it out dumb*ss" and she completely went off on all of Mike's inadequacies. Idk who Mike is but I'm pretty sure he slept on the couch that night

I may be a Lawyer but there’s no defending against those accusations at this rate

Cant wait to watch my favorite mentally ill streamer

I miss the 5 minutes i had before watching this when i still had faith in humanity

worst text...... yeah i can't think of anything.... but some guy i know sent a pic of........ to a...... girl........ i'll update when he finds a gf...... nvm he won't

AAAAAUGH... MY EYYYYES.... SO SOON??? Dear lord, I thought we'd get the baoberry a third through the vid. By God almighty as my witness I was so wrong. 😶 _Hi. Future me here. Somehow I predicted something worse at the first 3rd portion of the vid. WHYYYYYY?_

Numi being the normal one is crazzzzzzy

Small reminder that if Sidon has some form of comparable "capabilities" to dolphins, saying this due to character height and visable musculature, you would die due to volume, iirc. If you want reasoning as to why I know this, it is due to unrestricted internet access, lost bets, and overall the most morbid curiosity in my friend group.

Clicked on this from my feed. Thought wow, this clipper isn't very flattering. What's the channel name? Oh.

i never watch vtubers BUT SHES FUNNY ASF AND SO RELATABLE AH

Once I misclicked my dad's WA chat and send him a "Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru" GIF and he saw it... I feel so embarrassed every time I remember it

Damn, Shxto just freain't went for the THROAT. No chill, at ALL.

I didn't check which whatsapp group chat I was responding to. I meant to send "LMAO STFU you stupid twat " to my friend. I instead I sent it to a family group chat where it looked like I was responding to the news their dog was being put down.... yes its still awkward,

Now did she mess up the 177013 or was she actually reading 117103. The world may never know.

Ah yes nothing will resolve my mommy issues and save me money on a therapist quite like having Bao as my mommy.

I honestly havnt sent any bad text. Probably cause I dont drink or have friends. Like, dont get me wrong. Theres probably like 20-30 people with my # but the only people that text me are my aunts and my dad (mom passed or she'd text too) so being stupid or rude there is like "No." Hrm, maybe 40 people total? Besides the robocallers, they dont count. They are barely people.

Everyone can catch you in 4K even the people who just know you exist can catch in 4K 😂😂😂

1:34 this moment lives rent-free in xKrypto's head!

7:34 bao you put the wrong code, that one isn't even that bad. The cursed code is 177013