Answering the Worst "Would you rather" Questions feat.  

Juniper: "Sorry i don't wanna be crippled with a micro." The Emotional damage is through the roof right about now.

Here's one for these two. Would you rather swap models permanently or give up your models animalistic side?

3:52 The sausage cutting visual did more than a small amount of psychic damage to me, thanks

"I'm trying to fuck nasty like the Oak Father intended!" is a WILD phrase and I love Bao for it.

Bao is the type of person to make the words: unhinged, and sus look angelic.

For the question, I think could do either or. As a VTuber, I think my biggest hurdle would be my confidence, but I’ve got a deep voice that strangers occasionally compliment so I’m not insecure about my voice at all. I’d just have to get used to being a streamer and find my niche. As a manager, that could also be a fun job. If I have to pick one, I’d probably be a VTuber.

Ah yes. Two different flavors of unhinged interacting like this can only go well XD Also, I'd love to be a vtuber because I want to entertain people and tell stories, but I also hate how I look.

Being a Vtuber sounds painful as hell. As a Vtuber, you have to be consistently funny and interesting to watch (PS Bao, thanks for all the pain and a suffering you’ve endured so far) but I’ll stick with management

I think being a vtuber sounds more fun to me. Not only I could get more social with people either chatting or a potential vtuber that I also see as my oshi, but also get to practice my speech in another language and be less shy. I'm aware of some of the difficulties but I sure would give it a shot, for the better.

I would rather be a vtuber, being a manager means you have to deal with all the chaotic decisions the vtuber makes, the vtuber just makes them. Imagine being Bao’s manager and hearing: “I want to get a blueberry model” Manager: “like a fruit?” Bao: “…you know me, do you honestly believe it would be a fruit?” Manager: “it was more of a wish more than anything”

LMAO this is such a good combo, bao's chaos and junebug's comparative normalcy, so silly A: honestly I'd rather be a vtuber, that's ... what I'd be trying to do if I didn't live in the middle of nowhere with bad internet.

Who wouldn't want to be a vtuber like bao because people actually like you

Vtuber manager easily, I got a personality that makes tap water exciting.

"Live in another person's world as the Main Character" Hazily, your eyes open to the vibrant coloring on the ground which you lay. The texture looks as though it was crudely drawn in by stationary supplies. You look at your hands, which match the poor interpretation of the world around you. As you gather your bearings, a sign strikes your eye. "Welcome to CWCVille"

I'd be a Vtuber manager, no question. Get to hang out with not just your talent(s), but potentially anyone they collab with as well. No stalkers or haters on social media in the support role. You'd probably still have access to many of the same cons, parties, etc. Don't have to run the show, so less stress overall, just making sure things are in good order. Most importantly, no "content brain" is required, trying to make every conversation & almost all the personal moments in one's life somehow relevant to a discussion while streaming!

Hey BaoBao! To answer question, i would choose being a Vtuber mostly because I have the quirked-up, passionate vibe of doing syreams, playing games & perfecting a community. Also, *I'd fumble the ball everyday being a manager for 5+ other Vtubers,* so I'm good being one myself. 😂

Vtuber manager, but only for certain companies/tubers. Whoever manages you is a different breed.

To quote Hitchcock - “It seems to me that vtubing is exactly like a gun. Your enjoyment of it is determined by which end of it you're on.” A lot of people like to be in front of the camera, I do not - I wanna be a manager

Interesting question Bao! But as someone who’s already been a small content creator for more than three years now, I’d rather be a VTuber. I respect those managers for their insane work though.

Vtuber manager, I find it more interesting working on the background of things and making sure everything runs smoothly than to be the entertainer myself. Plus I can once in a while just pop-up in chat to roast the vtuber and then go on my merry way (to meetings possibly)

Vtuber or Manager: I would definitely go down the manager route. I'm not shy, but I feel no need for fame or followers. I'm content just doing good work for others. Also, I'm sure that even as a complete amateur, I will immediately be doing better than many of the managers working today. That's a low bar.

I’d pick being a Vtuber because I enjoy talking to people and being silly to make people smile. It looks like hard work but it seems rewarding in the end. Not too far off from what you do Bao.

3:53 wouldn’t that hurt though Bao? 9:10 definitely I would rather Be vtuber collaborate with celebrities, be more creative than the other artists, but mostly just be creative with others and be strategize with me, in other games just in general, and loves celebrities who will have a great time.

Well, i'm already a V-tuber so... ngl tho, the "nuh-uh-uh, where are you going?" was too well timed lmao

I would be a manager. I have completed business training. Furthermore, in my opinion it is always better to be the mastermind in the background who gets his hands dirty but never has to take direct responsibility. That's what charismatic leaders are supposed to do or however I should fit v-tuber into this metaphor.

Vtuber. I get to realize my dream of becoming a character I always wanted. Change my models on a wimp, master my voices, making silly shows with my friends and hopefully collab with some of my favorite Vtubers.

I’ve considered trying to become a vtuber in the past (still thinking about it honestly, I have a new concept I’d want to try) but I have such little trust in twitch and am generally a bit too… dumb. I couldn’t figure out OBS 😂😂 The vtuber manager intrigues me solely because I like helping people be successful and being a manager might allow me to do that. I don’t know enough of what managers do though to choose that, so I’ll play it safe and choose vtuber. In the past I’ve had several ideas for models. I had the idea of a wolfman with two skulls for a face (inspired by my skin in Project Winter) or a red skinned tiefling with royal robes (inspired by my old dnd character). Most recently I thought of a model that was similar to how I look irl, male with blond hair and a clean face, but able to switch to a female version of me with longer hair and more feminine features. My social media right now have this gimmick, and I’m loving it. Long answer, and lowkey pointless considering this was asked 3 weeks ago (or longer) but hey I like answering questions and I fear what Bao might do to me if she sees me in my semi combat gear when I go play in nerf wars competitively.

For the most embarrassing vs most painful, I’d absolutely go most painful. My most painful was a kidney stone, and as soon as you get one, you’re nearly guaranteed to get a second one, so I’m probably going to need to repeat it anyway.

Hi Bao and Juniper, I managed to watch some of this collab live when you did this, and it is still funny to this day like the sized one. 2:20-2:50 I would fight a Moth Kaji at a Dwarf Sperm While sized one a year. 4:35-5:00 I would pick the see but not touch Cryptic with taking photo and sell them to people for money. Hi Bao, I would rather be a Vtuber because I hate my looks and voice but like talking to people who are likeminded individuals, reaction memes with talking about my likes and hates about anime and manga seem a good fit for me. It seems like it would be a somewhat fun job to do and hang out with other people who are like you plus who inspired to become one.

Hey there Bao! to the question if I would rather be a Vtuber or Vtuber Mannager, my answer is easy, Vtuber, since I'm already one and I'm enjoying the freedom to do whatever I want to do, is it tiresome to do everything on your own? sure! but you're your own boss at least. All the best wishes. 💙

To Answer your question about would I rather be a vtuber or a vtuber manager I think I would be better suited to be a manager because of the fact that I do not have the ability to entertain people but I have the ability to keep stuff on track, get stuff done, and I'm good at being personable in a business setting.

I would rather become a VTuber couse I strugled to find a place where i would want to be or what i would want to do until i found out that VTubers exist and im currently working on a VTuber model and doing everything i can to make this one dream become reality

Vtuber for sure, being a manager seems like a special kind of hell for me

I can see why the impulse to choose being a Vtuber & the fame that comes with it is so appealing, however...I'm a sensitive introvert & my life cannot cope with all the usual traits of being a Vtuber (interests at exploring a variety of games & activities, sitting at desk & streaming for hours straight...etc), or any other form of content creator/entertainer for that matter. Being a Vtuber's manager would be like you're the #1 fan & still gain a level of fame for being the backbone of that Vtuber. Maybe even as a bonus I'd get to meet other Vtubers by proxy; to also help alleviate my introvercy on the way. And I presume the workload & general pressure wouldn't be too hard on myself, so I'd choose the latter.

I don't think I comment that often on your videos. I watch and have a laugh. So the end of video "wyr", because I feel like sharing. I don't have time to be a manager due to having a few major projects to finish. And I don't plan on giving up any of them. Coincidentally, one of those projects does involve a new Vtuber channel that is still in the works, so that answers one question. As to why. Long story short, a friend wanted me to help with lore videos, editing, and various visual elements. After a few conversations about that, I made my decision. In the meantime, having fun learning how things work and shifting things with my old channel to get the hang of things for my new channel. So technically three channels I will be involved in the work of.. Won't be the first time for me.

"Live in your own world as an NPC or someone else's as a main character" Absolutely someone else's, my DND/Pathfinder homebrew setting is absolutely horrific. I'm not taking the chance of being born into a colossal slum, where if the gangs and starvation don't get me, the ineveitable rise of the sewer flesh beasts will.

I’d be a VTuber. HOWEVER, I’d have my avatar be an obese nerdy Engineer who rediscovers the primal hunting instincts of his Inupiat Eskimo heritage through visions of his ancestors. All my outfits would be variations on office wear and accurate fur hunting gear for that frigid Arctic Tundra. And I’d have an outfit that’s a member of a whaling crew. Subsistence Hunting FTW!!! I gotta eat ya know, nothing personal ;)

Vtuber for sure. I get to be me and actually have fun with my community. While I'm sure there is a lot of planning, work and background stuff, that would also mean i get to do something that would be a job worth loving.

The vtuber manager because I get to see a lot of madness. A thrill ride is neverending. Blood for the blood God!

There may be a special place in heaven for anyone that can put up with a vtuber's shenanigans on the daily, but I still know better than to choose the management option. o7 Put me in, chief, SLOBS don't scare me!

As someone who already streams, I'd rather just add a vtuber model to my setup than manage someone who does that. I'm not in the camp that I think I'd be a better vtuber; rather, I'm in the camp of knowing that my often wishy-washy behavior will drive someone to the brink of insanity, on some "hey, listen, I know I can't make or motivate you to do anything, that has to come from you, but I'll certainly support whatever it is you want to do in this moment, I got you" type of nonsense, which uh...isn't exactly conducive for any kind of managerial position, if you ask me.

For the video question. I'd rather be a Vtuber Manager because I already have experience working in HR. Also because my low tone deep voice that always sounds like I'm disinterested, dead inside, or stoned out of my mind as well as my low casual energy doesn't make for fun/entertaining streams.

Here’s one: Would you rather be a hobo in a midwestern blue state with a 5% chance of being inherited by a multimillionaire? Or be forced to fight your own worst fear?

Y'see, the gamertag climax is an easy fix. It's called a gag. Then they never have to know.

I've bought Persona 5 last month and hearing that music at the end of the video just made me go "EEEEEE"

Yet another time working out to Bao’s videos, will rate after watching Edit: good video, more tame than usual which i appreciated as I didn’t stop to gawk mid set, 8.5/10 going strong

VTuber manager, because managing an unhinged content creator is a guarantee that your day-to-day will be interesting

I would pick being a vtuber, i don't think I would be a particularly good manager, but being a hot bird man? yeah that sounds legit

For sure vtuber. I couldn't handle the stress of managing one of these menaces.

I think being a manager would be fun. You get to see what goes on behind the scenes, help someone climb a path to stardom, hopefully, and if you ever want to step out and become a vtuber you have connections already.

2:25 probably the whale sized moth, I’m not gonna fight whales every time I need to pee, so I’m gonna deal with the big dumb soft target with some legally purchased fire power.

Fun fact! Its possible for your nips to fall off after a surgery, specifically top surgery. Its on the rarer side but it is a possibility, they just, scab up, and fall off..

This is not a would you rather this is we will make chat feel the suffering of a normal mortal men

I _already_ see dead bodies in my best friend's fridge

About the question, could go either way, buuut I'll take manager, because not everyone has the amount of confidence and creativity to pull off living as a vtuber, and I feel it could be satisfying to help a (hopefully friendly) content creator get big in the world

Kind of tough to choose I want to be a vtuber and ultimately get back into music production, create a positive community and be bros with all the ones I watch... But I could also see being a manager, help them succeed while watching their kooky ass entertain.

I have zero experience talking to people and have no charisma, so I could never cut it as an entertainer. Management though, I’m not bad at. Never seen Juniper before, love the model (and person).

I would be a Vtuber because I rather go indie and do it all myself because I'm a busy body and don't trust anybody to get things to exactly how I like it. And being a vtuber manager means I have to do things exactly how somebody likes it and it might be objectively be crap but I have to do it wrong as instructed and probably be blamed for not doing the bad idea well.

I'd love to be a VTuber, I can play games and share all my experience about game knowledge with the people who watch and I also get to interact with people, especially with other people who share the same interests and possibly other VTubers

Vtuber because if i had to manage someone as chaotic as most vtubers i think id go bald early

Hi Bao, about your last question: Vtuber Manager all the way over here; i get to say its "practice" for my degree (management and economics) and be part of the funny shit at the same time? Big w for me in every front

1:22 the question i have is how eat icecream with tent tongue 5:12 blue insta locked 7:16 so be god or be yourself 8:19 i havent realy goten hurt enough that i wouldn't chose it id be laughing my ass off

Mini whales equals free food. Also, my worlds are fucked up but I’d be getting awesome traits as any of my aliens, so I’d have options for survival. NPC in one of my worlds

3718 Minutes to the Edgemaxing routine go crazy Baoberry 💀😳

I'd rather be a Vtuber over a Vtuber manager, both would come with unique challenges and stresses but personally I think being the Vtuber would better since if I failed I would have no one to blame but myself and my mistakes while if I were a Vtuber manager who failed I'd have live with having to know I failed someone else which would hurt a lot worse personally.

I would be a Legally Distinct Space Marine Analogue vtuber. Chat can be my Strongest Soldiers.

Considering I already have a half finished Live2d model on my hard drive, definitely going vtuber. I like the idea of creating content far more than the idea of managing someone else's work.

Would I rather relive 4th degree frostbite? Or my dad finding me doing private stuff? Ugh, sorry dad, you catching me again

9:12 that's a question personally, maybe vtuber manager but let's all be real I'd be the manager only dead/dying vtubers would go to because i wouldn't know what the heck I'm doing most of the time lol and why because wynaut would you rather question: would you rather be forced to eat everything you hate for an entire month or listen to your most hated song on stream for 3 weeks straight

I'd be a Vtuber but be independent I get to wake up when I want play what I want and chill all day

I would say that I prefer to be a vtuber, I have always liked talking about random things or playing video games, although being a manager wouldn't be bad

What I do if I found a dead body in my best friends fridge? Me: Hey man, you gonna eat those leftovers? Cause I’ll take them if you don’t want them. 😊

9:13 I was just about to exit out of the video just as you said this and it scared the crap out of me.

To answer the question; Easy, be a vtuber. I'm already a mess, you really think I can manage another person? Nah fam, I'D need the manager. (And also cuz I think vtubing is amazing and have an interest in it myself.)

Vtuber manager. So I can have a harem of anime girls that I manage hard, daily. But fr it's because I like being behind the scenes and seeing stuff most people don't

Just saw this on me recommendations, and oh boy.... To answer, I would rather be a Vtuber, just so I could be forgotten in less than 1 week. Because I will not have a chance.

Manager, im like 70% on the way to vtuber already, it'd be an exciting challenge to try and coral some weird person like Bao. It'd probably make me lose any initial attraction i have to them and make me treat them like an annoying puppy.

I was going to say I would rather be a VTuber, but you never said I would be a famous VTuber. I'd pick the one that pays more.😊

Vtuber, easy answer. I don't mind being unhinged and trying to entertain, but trying to manage and deal with the consequences of actions, hell no. Especially if I am trying to manage consequences from someone that isn't myself.

I rather be the vtuber manager. Going to make Yagoo and Gunrun run for their money. Introducing the next big vtuber Grimace, Ronald Mcdonald, the McNuggets, and plenty more😂

Vtuber or Vtuber manager? Well, that’s an easy one for me. Ever since I started playing in a streamed pathfinder game (and joining in some streams during my DM’s subathon for other games), I’ve been thinking off and on about becoming a streamer myself. Thing is, I’ve taught literal children internet safety, with the first rules being “no personal information”, so I’d feel like a hypocrite if I streamed in a way where some level of personal info can be gleamed from watching the stream. Ergo, Vtuber. The only bit of personal information I’d willingly give up to chat would be that I live in Michigan’s lower peninsula, because it would be tied to what my model would be. The upper and lower peninsula are connected by the Mackinaw bridge, and since we live under the bridge all of us lower peninsula Michiganders call ourselves trolls.

7:55 physical one What is a knife slipping to an eye ? (Don' ask how. And luckly i ain't lost my eye) I hate embarrassment

I would 100% be a vtuber. I already have a case of cannot shut up syndrome. But in terms of creative endeavors i think the ideas i have thay i would want to make fit into vtubing well, but most importantly ive been involved in multiple roles as a online community face for games, fandoms, and friend groups. Being abel to ahift thaybinto a streamer career doesnt sound off to what i basically will already do online now. Also i wouldnt even know where to begin as a manager, i can barely function some days by myself.

Would I rather be a vtuber or a vtuber manager? I'd rather be a vtuber because I'm just smart enough to get by but also dumb enough to be entertaining.

Honestly speaking between being a Vtuber or a Vtuber Manger, I'd be a vtuber. Even though it might be a lot more work in the long run to get the ball rolling I just genuinely like the idea of being an entertainer and making people laugh. (Also I'm saving up to become an actual Vtuber in the future so my answer was kinda obvious....)

6:34 yo bro you need some help with that corpse inthe fridge

Honestly, for the tentacles question, I'd want both.

9:38 this part made my day

Vtuber (most probably indie) I will play as a morbidly depressed looking guy that’s like the biggest console game nerd. Streams would include video gaming streams, some( non confidential info about my life,activities,etc) and maybe some drawing/Sketch showing streams ( will always wear gloves to protect identity) PS: Will never show face on camera unless I have a mask and shades on

Probably a vtuber so I could be as chaotic as possible and ramble about my interest

I'm already on my way to becoming a Vtuber. Why subject myself to this path that people consider Hell and have my Dad constantly try talking me out of it? I genuinely just wanna make people happy. Funny Internet content, voice acting, and music were my escape from a life that just kept on killing me more and more inside as the days passed. I want to give others that same sanctuary where they can forget about all of the negativity. Even if for a minute, I want to make people laugh, smile, and give them the strength to keep fighting. I don't care if I profit off of it. If I make people happy, then I have succeeded

Vtuber manager... so I could be fatherly and protective of someone and have permission to get violently proactive with anyone who upsets my vtuber.

I majored in theatre and have executive functioning disorder. I'd rather be a vtuber and save someone else the pain of having to deal with me as a manager.

I have one: Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games or games, unlimited games, but no games?

I'd rather be a Vtuber as I'd want people following the persona rather than the person. That and managing things is too hard. I barely manage myself.

so the question is be a physio or a manager of a physio ima pick be the v tuber because then other people have to deal with my dumb shenanigans and i can blame it on clip farming

Vtuber. As a certain doll vtuber shows, you can be guy, but still be popular if you have big enough hoonkers.

Halsin is like a half-step away from Blaidd, so no surprise there

I would want to be a Vtuber more (as apparent from my name), but I'd most probably be better as a Vtuber Manager since I'm literally studying management. I guess I would at least have a cool Vtuber friend that also pays me ;v;

I’m cripplingly unfunny, so being Vtuber would be mental torture. Being a Vtuber manager, though, would mean horrendous amounts of liver damage as I have to keep buying ever-increasingly copious amounts of alcohol to deal with whatever unhinged psychopath they stuck me with. Probably manager.