My dog stole a box of Mac and cheese and ate the powder packet. I walked into my living room and everything was orange. The dog, the rug, the couch. 😂😂
add a bit of water if it crystalizes soon after. I do a teaspoon at a time. I think it looses water when it dried out. I have done this for ages and it will stop crystalizing so fast.
So 40 years ago, when we were dating, my husbands dachshund go on the dining table and ate his younger brother’s birthday cake, the entire thing! Not a crumb left! His mom was yelling at the kids because she said there is no way the dog could have gotten on the table! She changed her tune when the dog barfed up the cake on her living room carpet!
Here's an item to add to your list: Popcorn! Not microwave popcorn, but just plain kernels. You can get a gigantic bag for like $20 at sams or costco and as long as it is stored properly (airtight container of some sort), it will last forever. My grandfather prepper'd himself for Y2K and we only just finished the popcorn a few years ago. It was FINE after 22+ years, and I'm sure it would have lasted another 10-20. Easy to make in the microwave, stove, or over the fire. And it's delicious naked if you're in a true emergency situation.
I've come to realise I really love your channel because you don't demonise normal ingredients like salt and sugar. I was on another channel learning how to make cereal at home, and the amount of times this lady used ED triggering language was astronomical, spouting off under-informed nonsense about "unhealthy" sugar types and so on. It's just food, and that's how you always make me feel. I really appreciate your healthy mindset towards eating
@@Summermute7 I'm taking about eating disorders. Eating disordered thinking and language is rampant amongst crunchy moms, and it's tough to navigate these spaces because of it. I just want the recipes, without the side of guilting, shaming and self loathing
As a Brit it was nice to hear an American say Worcestershire sauce properly. Most of us Brits just say Worcester sauce. We shorten everything. Love your channel.
Our dog Hazel lived to be 16, and ate 2 PlayStation remotes,5 batteries, 2 disposable razors, 1 bright house remote, 2 universal remotes and countless Legos. She was a special one who kept me up at night😂🤦🏼♀️🙏🏼🌈🐶❤️
I knick named my cat butter belly because if I set out butter for baking, she’d grab the stick off the counter and run under the bed with it. She would eat through the wrapper about a quarter of the stick. After about three times, I hid it in an upper cabinet. Guess what? She opened the cabinet and got it! I kid you not….and I don’t allow her on the counters. She’s a bad seed and rotten, but I love her😂
We were a military family living on a base in Japan. We had been taking care of a friends white lab (Lily) for a few months already. It was Thanksgiving and I had just taken the turkey out of the oven and set it on the counter to rest. I had to run upstairs for something and returned to find Lily on the counter chowing down on the turkey. I yelled at her and the race was on! She jumped off the counter with the turkey carcass and ran through the living room dragging the thing across our white carpets, with me in hot pursuit! Aww....the memories of family holidays!
I lived on a base in Japan as a child, I remember living at the top of a hill an extremely slanted tall high heel and going to the bottom of the hill and going to the end of the street to go to school
For weevil in your grains, pasta, etc., put in a few bay leaves. They hate it. You can also put grains in the oven and bake for a bit. I can't remember how long, but weevil and larvae don't like the hot oven. They disappear.
And White n Nerdy! LOL, I had to go find the original on RU-vid to compare (I'm old and way out of most any music scene). Amish Paradise is wonderful too :)
Amish Paradise is a classic. My nickname as a kid was "Amish" so I probably heard Amish Paradise even more than most (sung to me by ruthless children) lol.
I just stopped buying more than my family could eat before it expired and then I didn't have to worry about random canned pears 3 years later all dusty in my cabinet. It saves a LOT of money to avoid overbuying for me.
When I was on my own for the first time and broke.... my Rottweiler ate a foot long meatball sub with the wrapper. It was a month before I could get another one.
As a prepper I tend to hoard those things that I know I won’t be able to produce in a survival situation. Such as sugar, some herbs and apices that I can’t grow in my area. Like coffee, sugar, cinnamon, vanilla etc.
If you vacuum seal in jars white rice, coffee beans, tea, baking soda, Tang, cocoa powder, dried onions, chives, parsley, dill weed, raisons. I vacuum seal a lot. Instant coffee I have a jar I bought at the start of the "control sickness" used for baking and drinking. Dang thing is still half full.
Our first schnauzer we ever had ate a mountain dew and almost a whole 5 lb bag of sugar. We currently have two goldendoodles. First one ate 18 chocolate chip cookies that were cooling and a whole loaf of french bread. He has learned people food is not for him. Our second is a food thief and has eaten (at different times) 5 boxes of cake mix, a whole loaf of bread, half a chocolate cake from a bakery, half a bag of cuties, two cucumbers, and an entire package of tortillas. We now store everything in the microwave or fridge so she can't get to anything.
My daughter's cat loves any kind of bread. I learned pretty quickly not to leave any on the counter. We went to our Greek pastry shop and bought an Easter bread, left it on the counter like usual and went on with our day. One of my kids wanted a piece and that is when we realised that miss Iris ripped the bag open and served herself.😅 Since that day we put the bread on top of the fridge.
I spent a Saturday many years ago making an Italian Cream Cake for my husband's birthday and had it on the kitchen table. I went to take a shower and get dressed to go out for dinner and when I came back into the kitchen our Pyrennes\Mastiff mix was eatting the cake. He looked at me like "Thanks, Mom" and took another bite! He had consumed about 1/2 the cake! When I was recounting this story to my in-laws at dinner that night my 8 year old nephew says "Oh that's too bad that you had to make another cake". I explained that we would be eatting the cake I made just not the side where he had eaten. He was appalled to find out we would be eatting "dog slober cake". We did eat it and it was very good. The dog was fine as well.
My Poor Pitiful Pearl (cat OTRB)) could smell avocados if I sliced one, get ready, FROM OUTSIDE THE HOUSE! She did not want to eat them, just smell them. Once she gave them😅 a good smell, never touching her nose to them, and she had to smell both halves, she was satisfied and left the kitchen!😋
You were talking about the larvae hatching in the wheat pasta…and then the ad about when you should go to the emergency room came on. Had to chuckle over that ad placement.
I set out 3 sticks of butter to bake cookies at the very BACK of the counter. Went downstairs to grab the flour, came back up, my pit mix ate an entire stick WITH the wrapper. 2 days later, he goes to grandma's house and eats an entire 13x9 pan of magic cookie bars, more butter, sugar, and chocolate chips. He had absolutely no issues. I'm fairly certain nothing can effect him. But he hates the texture of tomatoes and blueberries 😂
I'm aware dogs can't eat chocolate. It's not like I gave it to him, he was left alone for barely a minute and demolished a hot pan sitting on the kitchen counter. My boys are literally only given human food mixed with their dog food on occasion, things like fruit (not grapes) and veggies (not onions). We know what they can't have but that doesn't stop them from getting into things on occasion. My father in law is a vet, my mother in law, and my husband and I, all volunteer at animal shelters.
@@Nikijulyth just so you know small amounts of chocolate will not hurt your dog my daughter works at a vet and a lot of people think it will hurt your dog
I LOVE this story! My dog, Frankie, got into glazed donuts from Stop and Shop and ate 7 1/2 of them! He got into a giant chocolate bunny one Easter. Are crayons and pooped rainbows in the yard! And he attacked sandwich rolls once too. Hahaha.
Lol with the dog eating the whole bag of everything bagles. We have a miniature lop eared bunny who is a bougie foodie when it comes to his treats. He gets mad at us when we're late and he ONLY likes his carrots if they're shredded, his grapes NEED to be Candy Dreams and don't forget his banana.
OMG! Alas, Babylon is one of my favorite books! I discovered it when I was in high school-something like 60 years ago! Thanks for the reminder. I'm going to have to reread it-again!
It is really good, and not quite as depressing as some of the more recent (One Minute After, etc.) Actually very positive, and great characterization. @@Cthomas5678
Favorite Weird Al song Amish Paradise. We had a dog, a beagle & cocker spaniel mix, that loved ice cream. Any time anyone said the words ice cream she would come running. So, we started spelling it out. She still came running even when we spelled ice cream. We could spell other words and she would ignore us. She liked to steal our cat's food. We tried our best to keep the cat food up and out of her reach. She ended up passing away from kidney failure, because the protein in cat food is way too high for dogs.
Beans is what's on the menu tonight! Pinto beans in the crock pot b4 I left for work this morning. I like em with HONEY! ❤ Later this wk they will be chili. 😊
Story time😂 I had 2 dogs that ate an entire chicken carcass off the counter without fighting over it, without making a sound, or leaving a grease stain anywhere. Not one morsel left. No illness or problems afterwards. I would never give dogs cooked chicken bones on purpose.
So the Twinkie does not last. Several years ago my fiancé was gifted twinkies (after they supposedly were discontinuing them). He opened them to eat them and they were moldy. They were I think a year or two past expiration date so they either were stored improperly or they do not have the shelf expectancy lol
My Bernese Mountain dog ate a whole homemade birthday cake (for 20 kids) complete with candles, holders and plastic decorations! She had diarrhoea for 3 days and pooped complete candles along with Bakugan characters!!! How she didn't die is beyond me! 😂 Costco saved us on the day thankfully 🎉
Don’t have a story about dogs & everything bagels, but buckle up for this one. Many years ago, my grandma (who lived with us) brought all sorts of treats home from the senior center, which was day old stuff given to them by the bakery, etc. Well, one day my grandma brought home a full on chocolate cake. Oh yeah. It was left on the kitchen counter and when my mom came back into the kitchen sometime later, it was gone. The platter and plastic lid lay on the floor with doggie lick marks on the inside (from the chocolate frosting). My brother’s dog (a hyperactive boxer) had managed to knock the 100% chocolate cake off the counter and absolutely devour the entire thing. We freaked out and kept a close watch on her, but nothing significant resulted of it. That dog had guts of steel. 😂
😁🦮 We had a golden retriever-Irish setter mix, Whisky. He was taught to “smile”. He also snorted excitedly when he smiled, because we gave him treats. Many stories of Whisky smiling. A few miles down from our farm a neighbor called to get help getting the dog out of his pickup bed. He said every time he approached the dog to coax him out he bared his teeth and “snarled”. My mom just opened her vehicle door and said, “Whisky, let’s go!” And, he smiled and snorted then ran to her vehicle. She told the guy, sorry that’s how he smiles. Friendliest dog we ever had, and everyone eventually met him because he visited everyone. Can’t remember much about what all our dogs ate. We did have a wiener dog that liked orange food, like raw carrots and Reece’s cups. Had to hide the Reece’s up high. 😆
I had a half gallon of honey in my garage pantry that had completely solidified. It took me 2 1/2 days heating it in simmering water to reliquary it. Still perfectly good.
Thing that don't expire that I like to keep on hand: vinegar, liquor (but I have never actually kept any on hand for long), rice in air tight containers.
Great video. I’d watch you if you just sat there and told some of your life stories and I think you should do it. You always make me laugh and I just get your personality and love it and you. Keep it up. Love 💕 and Hugs. 💙💙💙
Our Dachshund had a preference for Pickles 🥒… and peppermint. She used to eat chewing gum off the pavement (and chewed it for hours), getting it all stuck in her moustache, as well as pinching After Eight mints daintily out of the box, leaving the individual wrappers sitting neatly in the box 😂! My mum would want to have one with her coffee in the afternoon … they were gone with no trace of the culprit!
@@debiwillis9045 Ravioli and spaghettios - and even canned vegetables- get a little "soggier" over time, but kids usually love them. Are they completely healthy? Dunno. Is McDonald's? In a pinch people will eat a lot of food they would otherwise turn up their snoot at.
I make a very tasty spiced pumpkin cake. My sister's HUGE (over 100 pounds) yellow lab/german shepard mix, helped herself, (although my one kitchen counter is extra tall) to an entire pumpkin-spice cake off the cooling rack. The next week I made another one, and as my sister and I were enjoying some, Miss Tala begged and cried as if she would die if she didn't get any spice cake. I was afraid that she would demand the entire cake, but we each gave her two tiny bites , and she was satisfied. Big dog. Food motivated.
My current dog has never stolen any food, but my childhood dog ate more than half of a pan of baklava my grandmother had made for my Dad's birthday. We had gone outside for a picnic and left it in the middle of the dining room table. That dog was so sick for days.
UHF is the best! So happy I could pass this classic down!! My kids are constantly quoting "What's in the box?" And "We don't need no stinking badgers!" 😂
A couple of years ago I adopted a stray rat terrier type of dog from the humane society, so puppy has short legs. I had made yogurt and put the whey in a measuring cup on the counter by the sink. I had gone outside to feed the chickens and collect eggs. When I came back in the house the measuring cup of whey was empty, approximately 2 cups! Needless to say, I found out that dogs can have human Imodium. Spent the next couple of days walking this dog every hour or so. Still to this day I can’t figure out how her short little legs got her up on the counter!
if you live near a Winco, we get our cans of Black Beans, ChickPeas, all beans, green beans, tomatoes, etc, for 48 cents a can to 68 cents a can on sale. Wait for the sales, and then we stock up and buy the cases.
Aww, Honey I Shrunk the Kids! Hamilton Polka is my fave Weird Al song. Funny story about a dog. The morning of my friend's wedding, her dog ate an entire box of donuts. Including the box! The best part? The dog's name was Twinkie! I always thought Twinkie and the Donuts would be an excellent name for a band. 😅
Thank you for the video. I stock up on rice, pasta, beans, flour and lots of frozen vegetables in the freezer. I choose the bigger package available and it saves me time from going into stores often. ❤
Once when I was a teen, I was learning how to cook, and I attempted to make bread on my own in my mom's bread machine. I accidentally made bread with a tablespoon of salt instead of a teaspoon. The bread was ruined because it was super salty, and I was upset by mistake until my dog, Fruitcake, (she was a rescue) decided to grab that loaf of bread off the counter and parade around it the living room. She was pretty excited over that bread. 😅
I had a SEVEN LB Maltese. She ate the entire toppings off an extra large pizza, a medium POT of soup, my father in laws entire fresh cuppa coffee with cream and sugar by stickin’ her head right inside the mug to slurp the entire thing, and an entire bag of dried snacks meant for us. I could go on and on and on. We never gave her human food and gave her good portions of her kibble. To say she was food motivated is the understatement of the year. And yes she was completely fine .. but my main question is how she remained so small?! You don’t gain nuthin! She had fabulous genes!!! 😂 god bless our fur babies
We aren't big milk drinkers, so I started buying the shelf-stable milk at Dollar Tree, for recipes and such. They last about a year on average on the shelf. Once opened you have to refrigerate them though. We have found they last a LONG time, once opened in the fridge... ( Like I said, not big milk drinkers).... . I like to keep things that only require water to prepare, or ready made canned foods, on hand for emergency situations, such a loss of power. I recently bought canned ground beef, by Keystone Meats, at Walmart. It only has beef and salt as the ingredients, and it's dated for 5 years! In the comment section of another RU-vidr I follow, people were singing praises for it. That YT person tried it and said it was really good. So I bought a can, and plan on buying one whenever we have wiggle room in the grocery money. I figure it could be great to throw into anything.
My dog, Phyllis, ate an entire Entenmann’s Louisiana Crunch Cake. There was literally nothing left but the cardboard tray and the box. Not a crumb. Ate the entire thing.
My sweet Sasha was maybe 10 weeks old (if that) she was sound asleep on the sofa and I was filling stockings for my three godsons and I had all the chocolates for Christmas. Sasha was sound asleep and snoring little puppy snores. I left her for less than a minute to answer my wall mounted phone with the 100 foot cord (it was 1989) and before I could get back to the sofa (this was a tiny 1 bedroom apartment I was less than 3 feet away) she’d devoured all the candy, wrappers and all and was shredding the stockings. I was sure she’d die from the chocolates if not the wrappers. She lived just shy of 19 years, but I never stuffed another stocking with her in the same room. Love Weird Al!! His Hamilton Polka is probably my favorite, love all his stuff, he is a musical genius.
I had a chihuahua who was 5 pounds. I made a pumpkin bread, we ate half and i left the other half on the table COVERED. She somehow got on the table and ate half a loaf of pumpkin bread in one night! She had never done anything like that before 😂 she was fine afterward but didn't have much appetite for her dog food for the day 😅
I see you're everything bagles and raise you 7 loaves of bread. I was making bulk peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the freezer. We have a 245 pound Great Dane he ate all seven loaves when I ran to get them from school. He was totally fine! But I was in disbelief. We now own a large bread box.... cheers!
We had a greyhound that LOVED Mongolian beef! Similar situation - we left it out on the counter, he counter surfed, ate it. As it’s one of my favorites too we often had leftovers. He went nuts every single time. For his entire life.
Living in Texas, it's hot so I brought in all my bags and just dumped them on the floor. Then I started putting away the cold food first. Low and behold my cat comes in trying to get into the bread! Literally chewing his way through the plastic bag the bread is in. Not the raw meat that was also right there. Nope my cat is a carbaholic.
When we moved to our new house, the previous owners left the old double door fridge. My counter surfing dog, who ate numerous loaves of bread over the years decided to try his luck with fridge. Jackpot!!! A whole raw roast and a dozen eggs...gone. He was much trouble maker.
Omg! No one I know outside of my family have seen UHF! The references from the movie, no one gets. "Well call me Mr. Butterfinger. Is my face red?" 😂 Now why did I think of your finger writing this?! 😂😂
Never had a dog eat a bag of bagels however....my pitbull, who was 6 months old at the time, ate an entire 1lb package of deli ham and last summer she ate 3/4lb bag of almonds....with the ham she had the runs for a few days and with the almonds we had to make her sick....thankfully there were no problems and no vet visits cause we caught it in time. But both were definitely learning experiences
My dog eat whole loaf of bread one time. He did it for long time he got diabetes from it gave him shots for about few years.. just watch your dog if he start drinking lot of water you might have to take him in.
Oh my gosh the local honey allergy “hack” IS A LIFE SAAAAVERRRRR. it might not work immediately but just keep at it and OH MY GOSH ITS A WHOLE NEW WORLD
Depends on area, nowadays I live in Birmingham west Midlands but born and raised in Staffordshire. Bham/west midlands it's "lea and Perrin's" but Staffordshire it was Worcestershire sauce
Love your channel! Thanks for the info. We keep rice, dry pasta & dried beans separately in 2 liter bottles to keep the bugs out. A 50 pound bag of rice makes about 10 2 liter bottles.
I worked at Wally World . I found a loaf each of French bread and Wonder Bread that someone threw into a display that no one could get at until the display products were gone. The French bread was moldy and the wonder bread was not. I wonder what kind of preservatives are in the wonder bread. I suppose it is done so it has a longer shelf life in the store and at someone’s home. No one would like to buy bread and have it get moldy right away. If I can’t eat bread fast enough before it spoils, I put it in the freezer and only take out a couple of slices at a time for sandwiches.
My cat ate a couple of blueberry muffins. They were not left on the floor when we went to bed, but in a closed bag on the counter. Didn't stop him - I think he actually ate some of the paper liners as well. 🤷🏻♀️
We had a puppy who jumped and jumped until she got the brand new loaf of bread off the counter, left one slice. She was bloated for a day. Her name was ponsa, Spanish for belly. My friend's dad made a fresh pot of chicarrones (fried pig skin) I mean a POT. left it on the table, puppy (less than 10lbs poodle mix) ate thr entire pot!!! Had the runs for a week.
LOL @ your bagel dog!! Mine once ate pretty close to 4 pizzas in about that same amount of time. Another dog we had years ago, as I went outside to call the kids in for dinner, ate every hamburger (buns and all) off the plates but left the salad and corn on the cob!
Sugar is really good added to bread dough, if your whole wheat flour is getting a bit old, and getting bitter. Or if it's fresh, but a member of your family is very sensitive to the bitter taste. Someone (or two) else mentioned buying yeast in bulk and freezing it. yes! I make a 20 mile pilgrimage to the market that carries one pound bags of yeast. So economical, and hold for years in yhe freezer. I open a bag and put some into a glass jar in the fridge, refreeze the rest.
