Me: You know, Catherine. If you don’t like Word World, that’s your opinion. I agree with it. And if Dave doesn’t like Deadpool, it’s also his opinion, even though I haven’t watched Deadpool. Sorry, Dave. But that’s how your life goes. Now Dave, you hear what I said to your wife. Now you either watch nothing made by Word World or you don’t watch anything at all. Catherine: (scolding Dave in the basement when she opens the door) THAT DOES IT, DAVE!!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR TANTRUMS!!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL UNTIL YOUR TRIAL AT THE COURT AND YOU WILL BE FOUND GUILTY!!!!! NOW, GO!!!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dave: (running away to his jail cell to be locked up in before his trial begins in court) NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Judge: dave Johnson, I find you guilty of the things you are too old for, and the other types of bad decisions and crimes in the world. I sentence you to death, by the electric chair. Guards, take him away. Officer: Alright, Dave, you are under arrest for your actions and tantrum crimes. You have the right to remain silent without saying anything and you are only saying, NOTHING!!!!! (Guards take Dave away, but Catherine and her children Brian and Emma rushed out to finish Dave off) Catherine, Brian and Emma: (leaps) ENJOY YOUR LIFE (goes for the crotch and kneecaps) WITH CALVIN AND HIS TROUBLEMAKING ARMY IN HELL!!!!!!! (Punches Dave in the body, punches himself in the pinus, nutsack, kneecaps, and his full body all in one, a fate worse than death, it’s extremely effective, and it sends childish dad to screaming while the officer whacks Dave in the head with his gun while Emma chokes him in the jaw, so the guards took Dave away)
Me: Listen, Catherine, if you don’t like Word World, that’s your opinion! I’m not agreeing with you, but you need to handle your husband’s opinion! And if Dave doesn’t like Deadpool, it’s also his opinion, even though I love Deadpool! And we need to learn that not everyone is going to agree with your opinions, they have the right to like the stuff you hate and hate the stuff you like! I’m sorry Catherine, but that’s how life goes! Now, let Dave watch Word World or I will call the cops on you! Catherine: Okay, Dave! Fine! Just watch Word World!
