Chopscrewey [SashiMori] / Unofficial English Lyrics / Splatoon 2 

Lyrics are also in the description!
I only JUST realized that ‘Chopscrewey’ is a pun of ‘chop suey.’ I’ve never eaten chop suey, but the pun reminded me of a food-based story I wanted to share. I hope you’ll indulge me!
When I was younger, I held a job at a hotel restaurant, and my boss was a nightmare. He was a creep who always had something HUGELY inappropriate to say about me or my appearance. I left quietly after a while. I should’ve quit earlier, but I was young and didn’t know any better.
I recently went back to see how my old coworkers are doing, but they were all gone. I found out why: most of the girls were treated the same way I was and collectively decided they’d had enough of the harassment. Over FORTY of them quit on the spot and walked out together. They were hired by a competing restaurant that treats them far better.
To the girls who quit, I wish I could tell you how proud I am. You escaped in the most spectacular way possible. Remember that bravery next time anyone mistreats you.
Sorry for the text wall! And sorry again for the sort-of hiatus. The emergency alerts are still coming in pretty frequently due to the fires, and the smoke is thick as mud, so I can’t say when things will improve. Thank you for being patient with me!
Also, omg thank you all SO much for 1500 subscribers??? 🥺💕 That was a really cool surprise, and I appreciate it greatly! Seriously, thank you!!!
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I hear you
Is there a problem, sir? How can we help you?
Cause I’m here to make everything better
So what do you want?
Licking boots
Kiss ‘em to make ‘em glitter
Carve your initials into my skin
Bleed and gasp and beg for god
So would that be enough?
Put knifes into my chest and screw them in
Cut up my heart to serve on a plate
The smoke billows, my heavy head is pounding
The sensation of tar on my tongue
Gave you all I got, so what now?
That grease looks good on you
Be careful or someone could turn up the heat
and set a grease fire in your face!

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