Chris D'Elia Reacts to Robert De Niro in Cop Land (My Hands are Tied Now) 

*I would totally love to give this video a thumbs up but I can't coz my hands are tied now*

how deniro makes that natural is unreal, good eye delia

"I offered you a chance to be a cop, AND YOU BLEWWWW IT! You blew it." One of the greatest lines ever

"We're all eating sandwiches 'cept Stallone. We are all against Stallone." LOL

I'm eating a sandwich at my next job interview.

That De Niro and Stallone impression was actually pretty good

Forget about deer hunter, raging bull, taxi driver - my hands are tied now

He DID shoot it twice (once with the sandwich and once without). It WAS his idea. The director loved the one with the sandwich, but I'm sure De Niro killed the one without as well. G.O.A.T.

That entire "go to lunch scene" was DeNiro repeating himself, over and over again. - Rubin, what are you doing? What are you doing? - Is that a Garrison file? Is that a Garrison file? Give me the Garrison files. Give me the Garrison files. I love that scene. 🤣

If i ever fire a guy im bringing in multiple people and we are all eating sandwiches. Life goals

“My hands a tied now” is my new phrase to get out of any situation

You skipped over one of the best parts. He talks about how they never give him any napkins and then splits the sandwich

7:13 looks like a bird , laughs like a bird, makes bird noises. Chris D'Bird

So good how Chris appreciates this scene

I thought Chris upped it too much but then I catch it and it's even better than he describes

Robert de niro knows he is talking to a guy who can't hear well. Hand gestures help communicate. Good for him if he added that.

Wow, Deniro improvised the sandwich eating, they shot the scene during lunch...thanks, IMDB!😁

We need more scene breakdowns 😂

Still my favorite D’Elia clip

Deniro’s smug ass smile when he does the hands are tied now motion. Never gets old

Man his 3 second Stallone impression was hilarious😂

What's EVEN MORE GREAT AND HILARIOUS......IS HES DOING THAT MOVE....WITH A SANDWICH IN HIS HAND!!! FREAKN EVEN COOLER!!!!!

lol d'elias "my hands are tied now" is so spot on... you could dub his voice over the video and noone would notice

I use to watch this movie all the time when I was a kid, I loved it. I’ll have to watch it again and see if is as good as I remember.

Love this! Such a great break down of this scene. OMG Dude. I was waiting for “And you blew it.” 😂💀

Chris, you could've made a really good scene review of this movie and you blew iiiiiit!!!

1:20 to 2:06 _Signing up for Professor D'Elia's Class_ !

Even as a teenager watching this when it came out, I thought “when he’s repeating “you had a chance and YOU BLEW IT!!!” to Stallone, he’s talking about how he could’ve had a real acting career, but he chose to be a star instead” Am I the only one?

i miss chris

Haha mybuddy and i repeat that "you blew it line" all the time, hilarious that Chris breaks down this scene.

I miss this shit

Bobby DeNiro as Robert Mueller, "my hands are tied now."

My favourite clip of all time. Thanks for the uploads!

such an underrated movie too.

I've always loved this scene! So damn good!

I loved De Niro in Jackie Brown. 🐐

3:53 - the moment D'Elia locks on to the sandwich shit gets REAL.

what can i say, hands a’ tied nah’

I just now found out about Chris and I gotta say I have been missing out for so long . Genius humor and is just a lighthearted guy keep killin it mate

This is the first podcast of his I watched😂 It’s by far my favorite tangent of his👌

Lol x 1000 I'm watching Cop Land because of this whole breakdown. Not to mention, the heavy hitters in this joint. '97 was a hell of a year 🤟🏾😤🤏🏾

One of my favorite bits from the congrats pod

I always come back to this every couple of months.

Single best Chris clip from Congratulations

Hands down my favorite RU-vid channel now 🤣

this isa brilliant.. thank u for showing me that scene... I must now watch cop land !! One of few de niro movies I have not yet seen... he gives a master class in that scene... forget about it !

Also at the end . That cupcake makes a mess we got a case again

Chris You BLEW IT

"My hands are tied now. This is my handle, this is my spout."

Ray Liotta also did his thing, “IT APPLIES FREDDY!”

2:27 needs to be made into a ringtone.

Without question some of DeNiro's best "no bullshit" delivery's, that and the interrogation of the witness to the Superboy suicide with his lawyer present when DeNiro finally interjects telling the lawyer repeatedly "you be quiet" louder and closer each repeat, changes to a louder "shut the fuck up" and then adds with a smile "pardon my French, if you don't mind me saying". The lawyer just sinks back into the chair with a polite but fuckin' nervous smile. Both BOSS (with offshore accounts) moments.

That cupcake makes a mess and we got a case again.

With that circle thing, you sounded like Jason Silva 😂

every time i eat a sandwich now i chew with my mouth open and say my hands are tied now

I made a sandwich, just to watch this again

If you turn the full circle on its side, it becomes a helix, either going upwards or downwards

You blew it!

How do i get from the bottom of that circle back to.. "The shit"? Cus ive been at the bottom for a while.

"They never have napkins at this place"

YOU BLEW IT!

Finally watched Copland and now I understand

Speaking of hands, Chris has the nicest hands. Very manly yet expressive

Legend has it he’s eating a Cuban sub

I love this guys laugh

Whenever I'm eating a good deli sandwich I wanna watch that scene 🤣

Damn dude you're something else chris

Walken and de niro deer hunter best acting ever ...walken crying and being in heavem and hell at the same time ... never been matched

I always loved "Go to lunch.... GO. TO. LUNCH!

You make a circle I say it all the time You make a line You make a circle Lolol I got it Chris S’funny

Lol dj Khalid with the circle stuff

Case Closed. Class Dismissed. "I'm doin yous a favor."

This could be a series

You ve done a great work in You series

the donut eating coppa was also in New York Undercover -- the best damn cop show evvaa

Please do your "have you had a dream that" clip!

Chris u were always funny but now that I watch ur podcasts I realize how much we are similar which makes u great by the way. I know u have lots of fans but now u have the right one, Me. Not that I can help u in any way, career, life or moving furniture etc. Oh and u could easlly play the Joker in Batman with that kisser. Mike

Goona have to start calling you "The professor".

I love that movie

Random thing to notice but the url for this video has a word in it. I wonder how many are out there. Also, I love this scene and also the scene where Ray Liotta sticks a dart up Robert Patrick's nose.

That circle analogy was pretty slick. At the mid way point in 2D you are the farthest away from shit, 2R and pi*R ~ 3.14R away in 1D. But when you're "the shit" you're almost 0 away from shit in 2D/periodic unit circle, but in 1D you are the farthest away: 2*pi*R ~ 6.28R . He really is a Professor.

Yoba was eating the other half of the sandwich tho babies... lol

What about!? "You blew it!"

Copland...classic!

5:08 New York Undercover and his name is Malik Yoba he also played in Cool Runnings and thats a turkey sandwich he’s eating

The good old Everybody-else-in-the-room-eating-a-sandwich-except-that-guy move. I think Machiavelli talked about that one

Lmfao. It's true. You're good, you.

This fucking dude is so hilarious. I am seriously so grateful for this fucking dudes comedy. I will go into a risky surgery in a couple of weeks and I have no idea if the surgeons will be able to make it work. But you best bet I will be listening to Delia's Grand Slams all the way to getting cut up and dancing with the devil. This clip and also the fucking rant on 300 dude??? Ancient Slam. Leonidas Slam. "Xerxes?" '"Here." After these I died already anyway. D'elia killed me already anyway dudes.

Ahhh Chris is just too fucking funny! Fuck Em, ad-libbed, fucking great, killing me!!!

PROFESSOR D'ELIA

I think his hands are tied now.

I've been saying the same thing about this scene for 20 years.

I mean I would join your cult, but my hands are tied now.

OH NICE PINK TSHIRT

It’s a circle but it’s a line

gotta make some corrections here, he's not eating a donut, he's eating the other half of deniros sandwhich and he's the guy from new york under cover Malik Yoba, also I don't think he's eating a sandwhich because of saying f u to stalone but he's eating a sandwhich to make it look like the character is a hard worker and works while he's on lunch and was being interupted while trying to eat a sandwhich. Definitely my favorite scene of the movie as well and I always say "you blew it" every time I have a missed opportunity like when a hot chick actually talks to me or a missed job opportunity. Definitely a regular use phrase of mine as well lol

The best part about it is that Deniro’s character is acting badly on purpose to spite Stallone’s character. That’s what makes the line and gesture.

Great scene. And Deniro is one if the Greats. But where does Ledger as Joker rank if that was the best you have seen?

I tried to like the video but my hands are tied now

Love Chris’ analysis of underrated acting scenes. My recommendation would be Pierce Brosnan’s acting in The Matador (2005). A wonderfully eccentric performance which is leagues apart from his Bond tenure.