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The “Passengers” star isn't fluent in German, but he does know how to tell a dirty joke about man named Peter and his pig…
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@8tonystark8
@8tonystark8 4 года назад
2 Germans in a bar in London: - Two martinis, please. - Dry? - NEIN! ZWEI!!
@sagittarius4544
@sagittarius4544 4 года назад
stolen comment
@8tonystark8
@8tonystark8 4 года назад
@@sagittarius4544 From myself, yeah you bet
@rafizsadique4299
@rafizsadique4299 4 года назад
Tony Stark- As someone who knows some german this was quite funny. For those who don't: drei(pronounced dry)-three nein-no zwei-two
@unschuldshascherl
@unschuldshascherl 4 года назад
Actually chances are quite high a German would know there is no plural of martini.
@ChinmayLive
@ChinmayLive 3 года назад
😂😂🤣😂
@sicfxmusic
@sicfxmusic 7 лет назад
He was speaking so fast I thought he was quite fluent in German, later scrolled down to comments to only realize no one understood his German lmao
@StefanGBucher
@StefanGBucher 7 лет назад
It was a bit slurred, but I understood it without trouble.
@Celisar1
@Celisar1 7 лет назад
Stefan G. Bucher Being a native speaker I understood very little, maybe about 40 %. Terrible pronunciation. Luckily he repeated the joke in English ^^
@StefanGBucher
@StefanGBucher 7 лет назад
Born and raised in Germany, m'self, too. It's definitely not GREAT German. :^D
@Nic_S.
@Nic_S. 7 лет назад
As a native speaker I understood about 60 percent, but his pronounciation isn't the best. Still for someone who only knows german as a second or third language he is pretty good. I know many people who try to learn German who actually live here and he is better than some of them.
@minski76
@minski76 7 лет назад
It's the heavy accent of someone who used to learn German but really never had the opportunity to practice it.
@maryklassen8114
@maryklassen8114 6 лет назад
I can speak german but all I understood was nein
@annyyanez3220
@annyyanez3220 6 лет назад
Mary Klassen I can’t speak German and all I understood was nein lol
@songuku.z6803
@songuku.z6803 6 лет назад
Same
@timb3060
@timb3060 6 лет назад
I am from Germany and i did not understand anything becaus of his accent ich bin aus deutschland und ich habe nichts verstanden wegen seinem akzent ^^
@lpuaguila99
@lpuaguila99 6 лет назад
Same!
@michamcv.1846
@michamcv.1846 6 лет назад
than u shut sue ur teacher lol
@SMOOTUBE
@SMOOTUBE 5 лет назад
When germans need the english translation to understand the joke :D
@yazfip4276
@yazfip4276 4 года назад
Du bist berühmt oha.. Haken dies das
@yrumixd
@yrumixd 4 года назад
Ja hh true
@greta1854
@greta1854 4 года назад
True. 🤣🤣 Ich habe es ewig nicht verstanden.
@eileen2975
@eileen2975 4 года назад
Isso 😂
@mr.froschi6526
@mr.froschi6526 4 года назад
He ich versteh net was alle haben ich habs einwandfrei verstanden.
@miniwizard1923
@miniwizard1923 6 лет назад
He sounds like one of those Sims having a phone call.
@MoodyMMA
@MoodyMMA 4 года назад
Omfg 😂
@boney__70
@boney__70 4 года назад
True af😂
@greta1854
@greta1854 4 года назад
True 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lostinsauce4515
@lostinsauce4515 3 года назад
Ha. Stfu
@justmelol1225
@justmelol1225 3 года назад
PAAHHAHAHA
@johnluujl
@johnluujl 7 лет назад
why do you guys need to censor everything? i'm german and i was trying so hard to understand what he was saying and then i didn't get the joke because of the beep at the end:'D
@Uouttooo
@Uouttooo 7 лет назад
Richtig!
@Menibor1
@Menibor1 7 лет назад
John Luu You're an idiot.
@JeffWatersRules
@JeffWatersRules 7 лет назад
Are you for real? Im dutch my german is average at best (for a foreigner) and I got the joke straight away.
@tim3378
@tim3378 7 лет назад
There are only a handful of words that are censored, so you can kind of fill in the blank yourself from context, but I guess you'd have to know what your options are. "...but you %^&$ one pig"--there's only one censored expletive that fits there.
@normantrombon
@normantrombon 7 лет назад
John Luu This joke is older than dirt!
@AlainBruno
@AlainBruno 7 лет назад
His facial expressions are priceless.
@kokkil7047
@kokkil7047 7 лет назад
Chris Pratt has a fun personality.
@gelu4in
@gelu4in 7 лет назад
I like his German skills :)
@mr.k4311
@mr.k4311 7 лет назад
Alain Bruno This is the third time seeing your account. I'm done
@user-my1bf7ec1j
@user-my1bf7ec1j 7 лет назад
Orlando Guillermo 8
@lukashf8440
@lukashf8440 6 лет назад
like a dog ahaha
@absolutetuber
@absolutetuber 4 года назад
Half the comments: his German sucks, I know cuz I’m German Other half of the comments: his German really isnt that bad, I know cuz I’m German
@Arcaryon
@Arcaryon 4 года назад
Let me say it like that; it's a very heavy accent but he actually got all the parts on the bord, the real problem was that by beeping the swear word combined with a heavy accent, the joke just got lost in translation because you can't just interpreted two syllables. He actually did a good job for someone who never learned the language.
@lor4504
@lor4504 4 года назад
His German wasn't bad, you simply couldn't understand him well
@Arcaryon
@Arcaryon 4 года назад
@@lor4504 Ich bezweifle dass du in der Lage bist das überhaupt zu berurteilen.
@lor4504
@lor4504 4 года назад
Arcaryon das ist aber nicht sehr nett von dir
@Arcaryon
@Arcaryon 4 года назад
@@lor4504 Das muss es auch nicht sein. Sie haben eine massive Fehleinschätzung vorgenommen oder bewusst die Realität ignoriert.
@xKevve
@xKevve 7 лет назад
he looks so cheeky in the thumbnail
@ryneckert
@ryneckert 7 лет назад
iFrZ Kev I never clicked so fast on a video of him
@woopimiku4673
@woopimiku4673 7 лет назад
yaaa
@jamesallonby3758
@jamesallonby3758 7 лет назад
iFrZ Kev I
@derpytastic4408
@derpytastic4408 6 лет назад
That's the face you make when you got a girlfriend
@godsm3dic577
@godsm3dic577 6 лет назад
iFrZ Kev a cheeky fella
@BensTakeYT
@BensTakeYT 7 лет назад
Er spricht so schnell :)
@vounux3964
@vounux3964 6 лет назад
Ja
@pierrelemagnifique205
@pierrelemagnifique205 6 лет назад
RUMYYY hat jemand verstanden was er gesagt hat?
@amystorm0387
@amystorm0387 6 лет назад
Eduardo Alvarez Leider nicht wirklich...
@Mo-zy7dm
@Mo-zy7dm 6 лет назад
TheDCTVshow du bist Deutsch als ob
@dennisplumanns7906
@dennisplumanns7906 6 лет назад
Habe als er es auf englisch wiederholt hat mehr verstanden als in deutsch :/
@TheRealBeatMaster
@TheRealBeatMaster 7 лет назад
His pronunciation got really sloppy towards the end, and also Sau is probably not the word you would use in that case, but other than that this was pretty impressive.
@AnCierciello
@AnCierciello 7 лет назад
He can speak it fluently though. His red carpet interviews are in fluent German.
@randomperson8423
@randomperson8423 7 лет назад
TheRealBeatMaster natürlich sagt man Sau
@knabbagluon
@knabbagluon 7 лет назад
Ich habe fast kein Wort verstanden.....
@TheRealBeatMaster
@TheRealBeatMaster 7 лет назад
Ich hab bis zur Übersetzung nicht verstanden was er meint, Schwein wäre in dem Kontext besser zu verstehen und vom Klang her natürlicher
@J1mmyMack
@J1mmyMack 7 лет назад
His red carpet interviews are not fluent German! He's like me, knows some from school but at least he's trying!
@zacofalltrades11
@zacofalltrades11 5 лет назад
Chris: *speaking German* Audience: *has no clue what he’s saying* Also audience: *laughing along*
@kirby7294
@kirby7294 4 года назад
Zac The corgi So this is what listening to K-Pop is like...
@Warentester
@Warentester 4 года назад
Don't worry, the Germans have no clue either
@DaDonnoro
@DaDonnoro 4 года назад
Zac Zacharias There was a lot of comedy in the delivery, epsecially in the last lines, to laugh off to. Takes a huge antisocial prick to think that it was just stupidity or etiquette
@juanarocha8629
@juanarocha8629 4 года назад
It's not what he's saying. It's his expressions
@gregorbaby4269
@gregorbaby4269 4 года назад
Cue cards
@juandiegogonzalez3045
@juandiegogonzalez3045 7 лет назад
I'm actually glad that some Germans didn't understand what he was saying. I was getting sort of worried because I didn't understand much and I always considered my German to be really good
@magedelaraby6740
@magedelaraby6740 7 лет назад
hahahaha :D
@fetB
@fetB 7 лет назад
yeah, not sure Chris knows the word he said. I certainly didnt understand 80%
@KA1N3R
@KA1N3R 7 лет назад
No need to be worried. Native german speaker here and understanding that was insanely hard. I probably couldn't do it in an actual conversation with background noise.
@solsbaka
@solsbaka 7 лет назад
Juan Diego González estamos igual xd
@demitrisolvinski
@demitrisolvinski 7 лет назад
I speak no German and understood every word.
@Mr.Beavis667
@Mr.Beavis667 7 лет назад
Im german and i didnt understand a thing xD
@hefezopf6015
@hefezopf6015 7 лет назад
Mr. Beavis ich auch nicht :D
@Deckelchen83
@Deckelchen83 7 лет назад
Hefe Spion verstehen tut man ihn, aber lustig ist anders ^^
@HUMM3LMAN
@HUMM3LMAN 7 лет назад
Mr. Beavis i habe auch nichts verstanden... Erst nachdem er es auf englisch übersetzt hat :)
@LuckBoxPD
@LuckBoxPD 7 лет назад
Es ist so geil ;D;D;
@Patrick-jj5nh
@Patrick-jj5nh 7 лет назад
There was a few German words in there but think he forgot most of it.
@jheal62
@jheal62 7 лет назад
Chris Pratt speaking German is the best thing I've ever heard.
@migara1
@migara1 7 лет назад
speaking ''German''
@EmmanuelGoldsteinINGSOC
@EmmanuelGoldsteinINGSOC 4 года назад
His German is fine, but how am I supposed to get the joke if they bleep the punchline?
@EmmanuelGoldsteinINGSOC
@EmmanuelGoldsteinINGSOC 4 года назад
@RoachDoggJR That's not a word that gets bleeped out! (on German Saturday morning TV)
@andreabruson5558
@andreabruson5558 4 года назад
they bleeped the english version too but I got it. And I'm Italian.
@Kuschelkeks91
@Kuschelkeks91 3 года назад
@@andreabruson5558 well then PLEASE ENLIGHTEN US
@andreabruson5558
@andreabruson5558 3 года назад
@@Kuschelkeks91 about what, the bleeped word? it's the F word and the punch line is "...but you F one pig..."
@h4ppypommes77
@h4ppypommes77 3 года назад
Yep same here. It was easy to understand him but don't got the joke cos of this damn 'beep'.
@mercster
@mercster 6 лет назад
That joke was hilarious. I'm so glad I learned Swahili.
@user-jx3bp3yy6v
@user-jx3bp3yy6v 5 лет назад
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀LMAOOOOO
@ericmapande2383
@ericmapande2383 4 года назад
Ha ha ha nina uhakika hujui swahili zaidi ya "hakuna matata"
@urfad8384
@urfad8384 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dznRefuse
@dznRefuse 3 года назад
made my day hahahahahaha
@justkibet1125
@justkibet1125 2 года назад
Hahaha also a german joke.
@HupfDole87
@HupfDole87 7 лет назад
Im german and i only got it when he repeated it in english O.o
@God_Is_An_Atheist
@God_Is_An_Atheist 7 лет назад
HupfDole87 yeah, me too
@Phelie315
@Phelie315 7 лет назад
same XD
@Tussicore
@Tussicore 7 лет назад
HupfDole87 I'm german too and I got it, but I'm used to weird pronaunciation cause one of my professors can't pronaunce one German word in the right way.
@Agash311
@Agash311 7 лет назад
Same! As a German I understood the joke only with the english translation. Seem to been, he speaks not good the german language. ;-) Grammatikalisch korrektes Englisch bekomme ich auch nicht hin, aber immerhin ist meine Aussprache verständlich. Leider ist seine Aussprache kaum zu verstehen, dazu das Piepen und da ich den Witz bisher auch nicht kannte, konnte ich mir auch die Inhalt nicht mal zusammenreimen.
@ladydominion8632
@ladydominion8632 7 лет назад
Agash and you don't speak the English language good either. It would be, he doesn't speak good German
@Dewoy1
@Dewoy1 7 лет назад
As a german i hardly understand anything but it sounds hilarious anyway.
@jonasklose5760
@jonasklose5760 6 лет назад
Me too
@timhaase5583
@timhaase5583 6 лет назад
Er hat einen bayerischen Akzent xD
@nepmobile3583
@nepmobile3583 6 лет назад
Dewoy1 ikr
@Mona-pc5bn
@Mona-pc5bn 6 лет назад
tim haase wo war das denn ein bayrischer Akzent? xD
@timhaase5583
@timhaase5583 6 лет назад
Manschgal ! Es hat sich so angehört beim ersten Mal, ich geb ja zu, das es sich ein wenig anders anhört xD
@wilsons2882
@wilsons2882 4 года назад
Chris Pratt makes a joke in german Audience: ja !wir verstehen deutsch.
@maureennjerin.5552
@maureennjerin.5552 4 года назад
Aber sie verstehen nichts. Wie ich...😂😂
@CG-on9jv
@CG-on9jv 7 лет назад
I am german and I only understand the english version 😂
@lilacou3219
@lilacou3219 6 лет назад
Same here😂
@Sander_los
@Sander_los 6 лет назад
Same 😂
@katharinabrisch527
@katharinabrisch527 6 лет назад
C G haha same ,but what was the end?
@nickispr7467
@nickispr7467 6 лет назад
Same😂
@Lex-jw6cf
@Lex-jw6cf 6 лет назад
Same😂😂
@BlackCroLong
@BlackCroLong 6 лет назад
Schweinsteiger disliked 611 times
@SS-zd6yi
@SS-zd6yi 5 лет назад
Sheißestiger
@wattalter8143
@wattalter8143 5 лет назад
jez hab ickn erst kapiert...thx dachte ick bin der einzige der noch nix von herr sauficker oder so gehört hat...
@tetardprod5057
@tetardprod5057 4 года назад
Why ? 🤔
@cemtv5264
@cemtv5264 3 года назад
xD
@real_Gi
@real_Gi 3 года назад
Haaaaha die amis xD
@fragmichnicht123
@fragmichnicht123 6 лет назад
Bin mir ziemlich sicher, dass Peter ein Kirschenbauer ist.
@editsforlife3202
@editsforlife3202 5 лет назад
😂
@badz2512
@badz2512 5 лет назад
Chris muss wohl Kölsch sprechen.
@franciscapena3622
@franciscapena3622 5 лет назад
XD
@tamarahallwirth2391
@tamarahallwirth2391 5 лет назад
Er wollte kirche sagen
@instandzoe
@instandzoe 5 лет назад
Modelpferde. Love Tamara ach ne aber er hat nun mal Kirsche gesagt
@rafaelmoura2103
@rafaelmoura2103 2 года назад
norm told that joke, but his version was like 30 mins long
@MrDruism
@MrDruism 2 года назад
Yeah, and it was funnier too. Norm has what comedians call timing!
@jaredstark231
@jaredstark231 2 года назад
👍👍👍
@daskanguru140
@daskanguru140 7 лет назад
Der Witz kommt vermutlich aus dem Saarland :D
@sarun9014
@sarun9014 7 лет назад
Wohl eher nimmerland
@Honigmilch891
@Honigmilch891 7 лет назад
Ich habe den schluss nicht verstanden :D
@robins9671
@robins9671 7 лет назад
Das Känguru Wieso aus dem Saarland? :D Komme ausm Saarland .
@captntwinklestar2568
@captntwinklestar2568 7 лет назад
hat jemand die pointe verstanden?
@user-kx8wp1fy6l
@user-kx8wp1fy6l 7 лет назад
was it really funny? What's the point of the joke?
@west1919
@west1919 7 лет назад
As a German I must admit the mixture of southern accent, american accent and obviously the speed with which he speaks made most of it hard to get at first. When you know the joke and you go back to it it's actually pretty clear. I think his German is probably very good but he spoke too fast (which probably everyone here would when doing it in front of an audience that you know doesn't get a word and will quickly lose attention)
@davidlong652
@davidlong652 6 лет назад
Daniel Westphal somebody with reason thank you.
@o08O80o
@o08O80o 5 лет назад
I’m not even fluent in German but I agree. The names of the characters were also a bit confusing for me in the beginning, but otherwise it was fine
@fureuropa-gegennwo1259
@fureuropa-gegennwo1259 2 года назад
His German isn't good. I am German and i couldn't understand what he said.
@darklord884
@darklord884 2 года назад
@@fureuropa-gegennwo1259 I am not German and I kinda understood what he said. It might just be that OUR German is better than YOURS.
@Astronopolis
@Astronopolis Год назад
The point of humor in question is that his joke was obscured and he told it knowing no one understood it, but to the untrained ear it passed for German. So the combination of these elements, and the sincerity of the delivery created a farce, eliciting humor. I’m sure explaining the joke didn’t make it any funnier but I’m sure the Germans appreciated it. That was a joke about Germans. Foreigners perceive them as possessing a humorless demeanor, and my dry and unnecessarily eloquent explanation of the joke ruined it in the process. This then would be perceived as a pleasing piece of perfectly droll prose for your typical German. Germans thumbs-upping this comment en masse would be quite humorous I think.
@TheBaioken
@TheBaioken 7 лет назад
I guess thats where the name "Schweinsteiger" is from
@RetroManiacFTW
@RetroManiacFTW 7 лет назад
TheBaioken XD I'm literally dying.
@alxsend8045
@alxsend8045 7 лет назад
Hope so.
@lukasbeck4421
@lukasbeck4421 7 лет назад
TheBaioken Schweinbesteiger would be better
@Montecristo21
@Montecristo21 7 лет назад
Rest in Peace, Nick Constantine. He said he was literally dying. He must be dead by now.
@jrno93
@jrno93 7 лет назад
show less read more show less read more show less read more show less read more show less read more show less read more show less read more
@brentkelly9864
@brentkelly9864 Год назад
"...With the German Pork Board!". Andy truly is a comedy genius.
@lostpopcorns
@lostpopcorns 7 лет назад
compared to most actors his german is really good and he can even pronounce ch correctly. love how andy just nailed it again with his rare but golden comment
@Celisar1
@Celisar1 7 лет назад
Popcorn If it was all so great- how come I as a native speaker could hardly understand him? And I can even understand every form of Bavarian as well as most the other German dialects.
@lostpopcorns
@lostpopcorns 7 лет назад
Celisar1 how come? Das liegt an den hohen Ansprüchen und zu großen Erwartungen. Ich konnte, bis auf den letzten Satz, das meiste relativ gut raushören. Mir ist es aber auch egal ob er perfekt Deutsch spricht oder nur ein paar Worte, von daher finde ich das nicht so schlimm.
@maxgrok6962
@maxgrok6962 7 лет назад
+Popcorn Ich denke, dass Problem ist, dass so viele Deutsche die unterschiedlichen Dialekte selbst nicht alle gut verstehen. Ich bin ehrlich: Ich hab 90% auch nicht verstanden, obwohl ich als Jurist ja wohl eigentlich ein ganz gutes Sprachgefühl haben sollte. Aber das, was ich verstehen zu können glaubte, schien mir grammatikalisch gar nicht mal so verkehrt zu sein. Trotzdem, sei ehrlich: Seine Aussprache ist so weit entfernt von tatsächlich verständlichem Hochdeutsch, dass man, ohne sich wirklich darauf zu konzentrieren, kaum ein Wort raushört. Da nützt es auch nichts, dass er ein CH richtig ausspricht, wenn buchstäblich jede zweite Silbe entweder zu lang oder zu kurz, eigentlich jeder einzelne Vokal eher Englisch als Deutsch und gefühlt jedes dritte Wort überhaupt nicht betont wird.
@lostpopcorns
@lostpopcorns 7 лет назад
+max grok Ich habe bis zu dem Bau der Mauer so gut wie alles verstanden, was er gesagt hat. Natürlich habe ich nicht jedes Wort klar und deutlich betont und korrekt ausgesprochen gehört, deswegen sage ich ja Erwartungen runterschrauben. So oder so finde ich, dass die Leute in den Kommentaren hier aus einer Mücke einen Elefanten machen. Es sagt ja keiner, dass sein Deutsch aller erste Obersahne ist. Im Vergleich dazu ist Conan's Deutsch tatsächlich übel haha
@Celisar1
@Celisar1 7 лет назад
Popcorn Falsch, ich hatte keine Erwartungen, kenne den Typen nicht mal, aber wenn die meisten Muttersprachler hier sagen, daß sie ihn kaum verstehen, dann kann derjenige die Sprache nicht. Simpel.
@MsPandachen
@MsPandachen 6 лет назад
His accent was so bad I did not understand the joke till he told it in English 😂
@nicolasrobin6017
@nicolasrobin6017 6 лет назад
Its a switz accent
@srccde
@srccde 6 лет назад
Not at all! A swiss-german accent is nearly impossible to imitate! Even a native german speaker can't really do it. It's one of the hardest accents there is.
@nicolasrobin6017
@nicolasrobin6017 6 лет назад
Teah thats why he is a genius
@srccde
@srccde 6 лет назад
He would be if he did a swiss accent. He didn't do one.
@pot_of_insecuri-tea
@pot_of_insecuri-tea 6 лет назад
nah, I speak swiss german and this is not it.
@Mobischer
@Mobischer 6 лет назад
I speak German and understood nothing
@Futurepointmusic
@Futurepointmusic 6 лет назад
Sebastian Englberger Ich hab alles verstanden
@Mobischer
@Mobischer 6 лет назад
Futurepoint gut gemacht
@mgb612
@mgb612 6 лет назад
SAME
@daswenzel
@daswenzel 6 лет назад
Ich habe Peter und Opa oder sowas verstanden. Mehr auch nicht.
@espro436
@espro436 6 лет назад
Sebastian Englberger keine hat
@Watcher-of-Forms
@Watcher-of-Forms 3 года назад
As a German, I can confirm that there are no German jokes.
@zipzap570
@zipzap570 3 года назад
lol
@Watcher-of-Forms
@Watcher-of-Forms 3 года назад
@@zipzap570 Ich weiss gar nicht, warum Sie lachen. Das ist nicht lustig!
@zipzap570
@zipzap570 3 года назад
@@Watcher-of-Forms Just the idea of Germans don't joke is somehow unintentionally funny to me. My apologies, didn't want to offend.
@Watcher-of-Forms
@Watcher-of-Forms 3 года назад
@@zipzap570 Dude, that was a joke XD
@zipzap570
@zipzap570 3 года назад
@@Watcher-of-Forms XD
@RodebertX
@RodebertX 6 лет назад
Here is the joke: Dieter und sein Opa Peter sitzen am Berg. Opa Peter sagt: Dieter, siehst du alle diese Häuser? Ich habe diese Häuser mit meinen eigenen Händen gebaut. Aber nennt man mich >Peter den Haus-Bauer< ? Nein. Und siehst du die Kirche? Ich habe die Kirche mit meinen Händen gebaut, aber nennt man mich >Peter den Kirchen-Bauer
@Mia-ug3ij
@Mia-ug3ij 5 лет назад
RodebertX Wass ist dis shize lol
@saskia7
@saskia7 5 лет назад
Aber der Witz ist mal so gar nicht witzig 😂 the joke isn't funny at all 😂
@bigpigeon2384
@bigpigeon2384 5 лет назад
This joke is bad that gave me kidney stones
@May04bwu
@May04bwu 5 лет назад
I still don't get it lol
@Ivan10Machado
@Ivan10Machado 5 лет назад
Wenn du das durch liesst und ihm danach zu hörst verstehst du alles xD
@ChocolateFishBrains
@ChocolateFishBrains 7 лет назад
Shoutout to that one awkward lady cackling the entire time he's speaking German like "herr derr, funny language sounds funny".
@JustNatax3
@JustNatax3 7 лет назад
PazuzuAzelf German sounds pretty funny though, and he put a lot of funny faces and voices in there so it was pretty funny overall lol
@Volkbrecht
@Volkbrecht 7 лет назад
it may sound funny the way Pratt attempted to speak it. The real thing is a lot more dull to listen to. I sometimes wish we could sound more like the Japanese in these old martial-arts movies :)
@SenoirSnuggie12321
@SenoirSnuggie12321 7 лет назад
PazuzuAzelf Have you ever thought that maybe she spoke German and knew the joke?
@Cuzjudd
@Cuzjudd 7 лет назад
He name was Derpra
@flo.friese3366
@flo.friese3366 6 лет назад
A German don't understand his german 😂
@flyingby3703
@flyingby3703 6 лет назад
Funny that no one got it in german. I’m german myself and understood it completely except for the edited part of course. Yes the pronunciation wasn’t great but for someone who probably learned German in school and never used it ever since I’d say he is really good. Maybe I only understood him because I grew up learning english and german as a mother tongue but I still think he did a good job. 👏👏👏👏👏
@cosmodewit
@cosmodewit 6 лет назад
It's weird how so many people who are German didn't understand it. I'm Dutch and i've only learnt a tiny bit of German in highschool, but i understood the whole joke. Maybe because i was taught to only focus on the words i recognized to understand a sentence, instead of getting stuck on words i don't understand. Also, to me it doesn't sound much different from the recordings we used to listen to in class, so i'm pretty sure me being bad at German helped me understand the joke.
@xroyalbloodx
@xroyalbloodx 6 лет назад
Same here. I am German and I understood everything he said. Of course his German wasn't perfect but considering how hard it is to learn our language he did pretty good.
@hannaxo2110
@hannaxo2110 6 лет назад
Same, hab auch alles verstanden :D
@shirsp4536
@shirsp4536 6 лет назад
Ich habe nur das letzten Wort „Sau“ missverstanden (beim ersten Mal)... Ich habe stattdessen „Zahl“ gehört und war extrem verwirrt 😂😂
@tig79rover91
@tig79rover91 6 лет назад
quatsch, konnte ich nichts verstehen
@CarstenBornemann
@CarstenBornemann 3 года назад
I'm German and like his German. He speaks fast though and has an accent but really with speed and tone like a great German joke teller would.
@niklasking3
@niklasking3 3 года назад
Naja nh also war schon echt Grenzwertig
@akhil5020
@akhil5020 7 лет назад
The audience was laughing while he was speaking german,as if they understood
@TheCyberDead
@TheCyberDead 7 лет назад
They just think the language sounds funny, at least the way Pratt was saying it.
@ThraxxMediaOfficial
@ThraxxMediaOfficial 7 лет назад
Even if it's just the basic German he learned in school (or not even that, but maybe just something he heard once) it's still pretty impressive how he can recite that whole joke in that language while it's still quite understandable. I am German, and I got it the first time around. :)
@Lilithly
@Lilithly 7 лет назад
+Thraxx Media he actually does speak a bit German. In an interview with the bild (yeah it's the bild, sry...I only watched it because he was in it) he more or less repeats (or summarises) what the interviewer told the viewers in german. I don't think he only recites stuff.
@r.d.6536
@r.d.6536 7 лет назад
Thraxx Media also ich hab kein wort außer "nein" verstanden:D
@ThraxxMediaOfficial
@ThraxxMediaOfficial 7 лет назад
Gamer Cube Naja... man muss sich halt auf den amerikanischen Akzent einstellen :D die Aussprache ist halt nicht perfekt, aber die Wortwahl dafür ganz ordentlich, fand ich. :)
@Lilithly
@Lilithly 7 лет назад
Gamer Cube ich hab den Anfang sogar recht gut verstanden, aber dann hat sich alles in seinem Akzent verloren
@Ragamuffen
@Ragamuffen 7 лет назад
gotta love it when the video ends with a funny line from andy
@alinak4780
@alinak4780 3 года назад
I‘m from Germany and I haven’t understood a word😂
@cedricmotten7926
@cedricmotten7926 3 года назад
ich auch haha
@marvinsmith8015
@marvinsmith8015 3 года назад
Ich auch nicht aber ist es nötig?
@julie3722
@julie3722 3 года назад
Same!
@patro4515
@patro4515 3 года назад
Also ich finde man versteht es sehr gut
@yksnidog
@yksnidog 3 года назад
@@patro4515 Dann schreib mir den Witz mal bitte. Ich habe es dreimal versucht, doch verstehe nur einige Wortgruppen oder Einzelwörter. Auch das er dann englisch wieder einfließen lässt macht es nicht besser...
@SingingPixels
@SingingPixels 7 лет назад
Him speaking german makes me love him even more XD
@gtafan110010
@gtafan110010 7 лет назад
That didn't really count as german though, it was impossibly difficult to understand
@SingingPixels
@SingingPixels 7 лет назад
gtafan110010 if you listen to it a couple of times you can kinda understand
@gtafan110010
@gtafan110010 7 лет назад
SingingPixels I wouldn't count that as a boon. But at least he's attempting to speak legit german.
@humongousethan7236
@humongousethan7236 6 лет назад
He's a hunter
@flyingby3703
@flyingby3703 6 лет назад
Funny that no one got it in german. I’m german myself and understood it completely except for the edited part of course. Yes the pronunciation wasn’t great but for someone who probably learned German in school and never used it ever since I’d say he is really good. Maybe I only understood him because I grew up learning both english and german as a mother tongue but I still think he did a good job. 👏👏👏👏👏
@sls5117
@sls5117 7 лет назад
I understand his english better than his german... (And I am German)
@LeThoughts
@LeThoughts 7 лет назад
Well no wonder. His english is perfect, but his german is not the yellow from the egg^^
@mrlfreak5698
@mrlfreak5698 7 лет назад
Der Babo same
@mrlfreak5698
@mrlfreak5698 7 лет назад
LeThoughts ok der spruch ist net dein ernst oder?
@LeThoughts
@LeThoughts 7 лет назад
mrl freak Ne natürlich nicht, ich wollte ihm damit eigentlich nur zeigen, dass ich auch deutsch spreche^^
@soreloser4804
@soreloser4804 7 лет назад
I think I spider.
@NerdAttack
@NerdAttack 7 лет назад
as a german... i understand nothing
@NerdAttack
@NerdAttack 7 лет назад
Shutupand Sitdown the joke in german... he speaks with a bad accent
@Popkorn28
@Popkorn28 7 лет назад
He has a very strong accent. That combined with him talking pretty fast makes it very hard to understand
@freewheelinQ
@freewheelinQ 7 лет назад
As a nothing, I understand german!
@fahrlight
@fahrlight 7 лет назад
Nope , barely understandable ...
@treesnoranges
@treesnoranges 7 лет назад
nope didn't understand it either xD
@jarrydallynhorn8626
@jarrydallynhorn8626 3 года назад
I love how the delivery was so good that you don’t even need to know the words
@cosmokramer8075
@cosmokramer8075 7 лет назад
The man is a national treasure
@BasileusRex
@BasileusRex 7 лет назад
Cosmo Kramer The heir to Tom hanks
@BetrayedAndAmused
@BetrayedAndAmused 7 лет назад
Because he can speak German?
@gerlokwolkenbrutzler6616
@gerlokwolkenbrutzler6616 7 лет назад
I am german and I didn't understand 80% of what he w as saying, horrible pronounciation xD
@skeletonsmasher2955
@skeletonsmasher2955 7 лет назад
gerlok wolkenbrutzler and still it's pronunciation not pronounciation
@move2fly
@move2fly 7 лет назад
wow skeletonsmasher you must be fun at parties.
@captainkaputto5743
@captainkaputto5743 7 лет назад
Übel!!!! Gar nix verstanden!!!!
@Onslaught73
@Onslaught73 7 лет назад
same here.. musste auch auf die englische erklärung warten um den witz zu verstehen :D
@Cassiel10
@Cassiel10 7 лет назад
I am german as well and i just understood the word "nein" :D
@jackdavids2723
@jackdavids2723 7 лет назад
Can I get Chris Pratt as a pet? He is so adorable and cute.
@charlottekoch1120
@charlottekoch1120 4 года назад
Chris gets so sassy when he speaks german. I love it
@adamc6058
@adamc6058 7 лет назад
All I understood was "nein"
@elliotscott4874
@elliotscott4874 7 лет назад
my mothertongue is german and i have to say, his german isn't bad. sure you have to concentrate to understand him couse of his accent, but i'm pretty sure my english wouldn't be as good as his german, if it wasn't for series and movies.
@user-gj6ww3ei1g
@user-gj6ww3ei1g 6 лет назад
Elly Moon its bad xD as a German you understand nothing. He talks too fast xD
@davidlong652
@davidlong652 6 лет назад
He was Probably just nervous..... give the dude a break .....
@darkmster6100
@darkmster6100 6 лет назад
Its an american trying to replicate a german joke dont think hes even got to accent yet just word pronunciations
@humidendymion6619
@humidendymion6619 2 года назад
Do you happen to have the german words for this? I want to show this to my german teacher but I cannot understand some of what he is saying
@MagycMuffyn
@MagycMuffyn 7 лет назад
His german is actually really good! I listened to the joke a second time (without hearing it in english) and I understood everything just fine. He has a strong accent but his german is still really good!
@SuchCharm
@SuchCharm 6 лет назад
MagycMuffyn same here.
@Sosa081
@Sosa081 5 лет назад
Does English German accent sound different to french German?
@linajurgensen4698
@linajurgensen4698 5 лет назад
Not really.
@silberh5672
@silberh5672 5 лет назад
@@Sosa081 Actually, I don't really know. My first reaction was to say yes, it is pretty different but I think someone with a french accent would say Kirche like he did in the video too. So I don't know. For me personally a French accent is just so much easier to understand as I'm more used to it.
@silberh5672
@silberh5672 5 лет назад
I'm not used to hearing an english accent so even with hearing it two times I didn't understand it at all even though I'm German xD
@jn2292
@jn2292 2 года назад
I was severely disappointed when this alleged "Joke" in German did not involve Andy Richter, the Swedish-German.
@Synochra
@Synochra 7 лет назад
They bleeped the punch line
@christinewinston7055
@christinewinston7055 6 лет назад
SycheRyder lol. :)
@Robert328851
@Robert328851 7 лет назад
And the audience screams "woooo", "yeeeeahh", and laughs, but nobody speaks german
@Necrobin
@Necrobin 7 лет назад
Robert328851 It was for his german skills, not for the actual joke.
@1wing1
@1wing1 7 лет назад
what skills? whatever he was saying did not pass as german at all
@carlosnoriega7296
@carlosnoriega7296 7 лет назад
how do you know that?
@KHRification
@KHRification 7 лет назад
And you know that for a fact? Interesting.
@g_lorn
@g_lorn 6 лет назад
Not even the germans understood him lmao
@alanj4507
@alanj4507 7 лет назад
I understood it more in English and I A M G E R M A N
@ThisIsMego
@ThisIsMego 7 лет назад
same
@WaaDoku
@WaaDoku 7 лет назад
We are not offended. We just like complaining about everything. That's a big part of German culture, you should know that if you are living here for 5 years now.
@MajorCoolD
@MajorCoolD 6 лет назад
We dont like to complain... we like to point out flaws and offer ways to correct them for optimization and efficiency ;)
@maxmusterman6001
@maxmusterman6001 6 лет назад
Alan J geht mir genau so xD
@unusualbydefault
@unusualbydefault 6 лет назад
+MajorCoolD haha genial :)
@michelweienborn5635
@michelweienborn5635 4 года назад
Very smart beeping out the point of the joke
@BornToBeCrazyBitch
@BornToBeCrazyBitch 7 лет назад
I am from Austria and I couldnt believe it when I heard the first words...I was shocked like OMFG Chris is soo talented...and yes it was german (grammatically not correct of course but still amazing)
@Celisar1
@Celisar1 7 лет назад
Patrick The beginning was ok, but then his pronunciation was completely off. About the opposite of great.
@borgwir
@borgwir 7 лет назад
true, i am from austria too, and only understood the joke in english :D
@BornToBeCrazyBitch
@BornToBeCrazyBitch 7 лет назад
well the point of the joke is weird anyway..but his spelling is interesting
@Voigt151
@Voigt151 7 лет назад
I am from Eastern Germany, and after the first sentence I couldn't understand anything in his joke. ^^ But after I listened to the joke in English and relistened to the German version, I atleast could understand most of it.
@bodo887
@bodo887 7 лет назад
oh, he spelled it out for you? No wonder the rest of us had a hard time understanding....
@ameliem7070
@ameliem7070 7 лет назад
I'm german and I found this hilarious though I can't understand his “german“ 😂😂
@meee9764
@meee9764 7 лет назад
Ich bin Schweizerin und konnte auch nichts verstehen xD
@hendrikschmidt4028
@hendrikschmidt4028 6 лет назад
Amelie M naja ich würde gern wissen was er in der letzten Zeile gesagt hat wo es zensiert wurde 😐
@flyingby3703
@flyingby3703 6 лет назад
Also ich habe alles beim ersten mal verstanden. Bis auf die letzten 3 Wörter aber da wurde ja auch zensiert.
@jep4584
@jep4584 6 лет назад
.
@shalompuvanendrakumaran7530
@shalompuvanendrakumaran7530 6 лет назад
Haha
@FlintSparkedStudios
@FlintSparkedStudios 7 лет назад
Why is Andy such a hilarious person?
@qaskas
@qaskas 7 лет назад
One of the factors is that he's chubby.
@lukasmontgomery9068
@lukasmontgomery9068 7 лет назад
Macklin is on the case
@seeseees2798
@seeseees2798 7 лет назад
At first I thought you were talking about Chris
@alexschlaeft
@alexschlaeft 4 года назад
The moment when your German and hear the Joke in German and you just got "Nein" and you have to wait for the Joke in English Well played, Alex, well played
@japanfanatic1415
@japanfanatic1415 3 года назад
its bavarian language
@sonjaforster7091
@sonjaforster7091 5 лет назад
Come on, fellow Germans, it wasn't that bad! He just should have slowed down. For an American I would even say it was excellent. 😉
@peterlustig6888
@peterlustig6888 5 лет назад
No, it wasnt perfect
@vinni7163
@vinni7163 5 лет назад
Hä, ich habe nur erstanden dass er irgendetwas mit seinen Haaren gebaut hat
@EonHSD
@EonHSD 5 лет назад
It wasn't Excellent, you could barely understand anything
@lberndtsen7595
@lberndtsen7595 5 лет назад
No. It was that bad.😂
@Pelpe
@Pelpe 5 лет назад
Wtf. That was nearly perfect, I understood everything AND it was funny. :D
@purpledragon98
@purpledragon98 7 лет назад
That thumbnail though..
@Siowish
@Siowish 7 лет назад
That thumbnail is everything
@Siowish
@Siowish 7 лет назад
Carlitos Brigante lol Please don't project your own perceptions of the thumbnail onto me.
@qwoat
@qwoat 3 года назад
They censored the German f-word while in Germany there's no such thing as censoring f-words. The irony: Chris Pratt says: "You won't get it." while it's even more difficult to get censored jokes 🤷‍♂️ btw Chris Pratt is speaking pretty well
@HIPZTER
@HIPZTER 7 лет назад
Was zum Fick xD Das meiste war Kauderwelsch...
@lawrencecgn3763
@lawrencecgn3763 7 лет назад
No it was pretty good. Intonation sometimes off and he makes some very common mistakes in pronounciation but overall pretty good.
@hey_in_hey
@hey_in_hey 7 лет назад
I think it was good too! :)
@TheVIKOLP
@TheVIKOLP 7 лет назад
Ich denke das Beepen hat den Witz ruiniert ich habe die Pointe nicht gehört und abgesehen davon war es, nachvollziehbar.
@Unfassbarer
@Unfassbarer 7 лет назад
Ich habe nix verstanden, fand es aber trotzdem lustig.
@hey_in_hey
@hey_in_hey 7 лет назад
Das ist ja irgendwie auch das wichtigste. :D
@easily_excitable
@easily_excitable 7 лет назад
I'm German and I also didn't understand half of his gibberish! Only got it when hearing the English version. Ironic 😜
@easily_excitable
@easily_excitable 7 лет назад
If you heard the joke before, it's a lot easier to understand. Umlaute (ö, ü, ä) are difficult for non-Germans I see
@easily_excitable
@easily_excitable 7 лет назад
Here's the joke for listening/reading comprehension: "Dieter und sein Opa Peter sitzen auf dem Berg und Opa Peter sagt: Dieter, siehst du all diese Häuser? Ich habe all diese Häuser mit meinen Händen gebaut. Aber heiße ich jetzt Peter der Hausbauer? Nein! Und siehst du die Kirche? Ich habe die Kirche mit meinen Händen gebaut. Heiße ich jetzt Peter der Kirchenbauer? Nein! Und die Mauer! Ich habe die große Mauer mit meinen Händen gebaut. Heiße ich jetzt Peter der Mauerbauer? Nein! Aber du f*ckst EINE Sau ... You're welcome ✌🏻😃
@arctix4518
@arctix4518 7 лет назад
+Meme Chan Respect!
@larar6548
@larar6548 7 лет назад
David Kaner ich versteh den witz nicht 😅😅
@tilmaneichfelder4090
@tilmaneichfelder4090 7 лет назад
I only could understand the German version when I'd heard the English one...his intonation is all over the place.
@RinoaL
@RinoaL 7 лет назад
wow, i really cant follow what he's saying, idk if i've ever heard somebody talk like that. but his facial expressions and whatnot are funny enough.
@RinoaL
@RinoaL 7 лет назад
***** well i have a small knowledge of german, but i wouldnt say thats something "wrong" with me. he doesnt talk like the german people i know. lol
@Omar-zr2sl
@Omar-zr2sl 5 дней назад
The joke is deeper than people think. You can do so well in many areas and help many people, but you do one bad thing and that’s what people will forever see you as.
@joshimura1995
@joshimura1995 7 лет назад
that sounded more like schwiizerdütsch 😊
@Celisar1
@Celisar1 7 лет назад
Jo$h Switzerdütsch klingt wirklich komplett anders. Schon mal gehört?
@BeyondPrideMF
@BeyondPrideMF 7 лет назад
no not at all.
@eva-xs3iu
@eva-xs3iu 7 лет назад
It sounded like Berndütsch. Nobody understands Berndütsch.
@BeyondPrideMF
@BeyondPrideMF 7 лет назад
Call of Magic äuä
@BuyAnAxe
@BuyAnAxe 7 лет назад
But... Norm Macdonald has told this joke on Conan
@Ghost-ub3rh
@Ghost-ub3rh 7 лет назад
I mean...that guy's a real jerk.
@kmarsu
@kmarsu 7 лет назад
BuyAnAxe No he didn't. Norm told a similar story about his uncle and a goat, not a joke with some random German grandfather and a pig.
@perman07
@perman07 7 лет назад
It is indeed very Norm-like, but he would put some of that Norm-polish on it.
@GypsyLeah
@GypsyLeah 7 лет назад
It's the same joke.
@tkmaz
@tkmaz 7 лет назад
ACTUALLY.... Pratt is Anglo-Saxon & it is derived from a pre-7th century word "praett" meaning a trick; and as such was probably a nickname for a magician or conjuror. And as we know...Chris is a great magician as we saw on Graham Norton. I love Google.
@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 4 года назад
1:55 Norm Macdonald had a farm and told this joke before. Lmao it's a good joke.
@SharinganMan
@SharinganMan 3 года назад
telling his old joke book jokes in another language is a twist normie hadn't thought of
@connorlowis4774
@connorlowis4774 3 года назад
@@SharinganMan nah norms was better, his delivery and cadence makes him telling these old cheesy jokes better than anyone else.
@onesidedsayan8406
@onesidedsayan8406 3 года назад
youuu areee CORRECTT
@SharinganMan
@SharinganMan 3 года назад
@@connorlowis4774 why did you say "nah"
@connorlowis4774
@connorlowis4774 3 года назад
@@SharinganMan Because I disagree with what your sentiment of chris pratts being a better rendition, and its faster to say "nah" then "I disagree with what you said" Its the internet, try to be less of a nit picky about people language.
@lovememorethanurdogwould5849
@lovememorethanurdogwould5849 7 лет назад
He's speaking in the sims language
@giveitupforgreggiraldo
@giveitupforgreggiraldo 7 лет назад
this accent is more heavy than yo mama. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
@PartridgeFamm
@PartridgeFamm 7 лет назад
You don't get any Lemonade
@MK-tr3rt
@MK-tr3rt 6 лет назад
"More heavy" the correct term is "heavier". You should learn the basic stuff before trying to tell jokes on YT.
@khairi8901
@khairi8901 6 лет назад
Dormamu so fat...
@saphira4366
@saphira4366 5 лет назад
I'm German and I think his German's quite good! You get the impression he's confindent and sure in it, and I personally think it sounds like he can actually speak German and hasn't only learned one thing by heart or something. Yes, he has an accent, but so what? I like him speaking it. 😃😃
@ehiggins7476
@ehiggins7476 4 года назад
Just like you speaking English
@Stl71
@Stl71 3 года назад
Depends on which part in Germany. I have lived for a long time in a village in Bayern and I'd never heard someone talk that clear German accent.
@ajaymisri4544
@ajaymisri4544 5 лет назад
2:40 I do realize that it is a chat between a grandfather and his grandson but what I also realized is that this guy is in the interview too
@Anna-vt6dc
@Anna-vt6dc 7 лет назад
Everyone is saying his German sucked but it really wasn't that bad
@mattowen2749
@mattowen2749 7 лет назад
do I speak German?
@Anna-vt6dc
@Anna-vt6dc 7 лет назад
Matt Owen idk, do you?
@JTM610
@JTM610 7 лет назад
Anna Lisa it's bad
@Anna-vt6dc
@Anna-vt6dc 7 лет назад
Jordi Tsulukidze for German not being his first language it's to be expected.
@bodo887
@bodo887 7 лет назад
Conan's pronunciation is better and he doesn't even speak German...
@nidd0w614
@nidd0w614 6 лет назад
I am german as well and I don't get why everyone complains about his german. For one it totally sounds adorable and secondly I understood almost every single word. I didn't even have to rewind or anything, so I seriously don't know what the problem is with his german. You have to respect the fact that he only was in germany for a while, not so long that you can clear your accent and speak fluently. In my opinion he did pretty well, respect!
@kyled6108
@kyled6108 7 лет назад
Hello (sorry for my bad English)
@Slanghappy
@Slanghappy 7 лет назад
Sorry, what?
@garrettbrown5804
@garrettbrown5804 7 лет назад
Kyle D I don't trust like that
@nepotiums
@nepotiums 7 лет назад
Is it me you're looking for....
@scwfan08
@scwfan08 7 лет назад
I feel like I am on Facebook.
@blueblume02
@blueblume02 3 года назад
As a german I always wondered how german sounds to foreigners. Thanks to Chris Pratt i know now.
@Ricoimba
@Ricoimba 7 лет назад
Norm MAcdonald would tell that joke inside a REAL history.
@ClearTheRubble7
@ClearTheRubble7 7 лет назад
I understood parts of it and thought that much of it sounded pretty good. The rest--I thought it was a dialect I never heard before, like a form of Plattdeutsch.
@ameliem7070
@ameliem7070 7 лет назад
Secret Treasure Path ummmmmm nope 😂😂
@ClearTheRubble7
@ClearTheRubble7 7 лет назад
I'm an American who was born in Germany and spoke both English and German as a kid. One of my uncles spoke Plattdeutsch. I could barely understand him. Then again, I could barely understand Austrian German, either.... :(
@grantbitman1448
@grantbitman1448 7 лет назад
I believe he was speaking a very rare dialect unique to Chris, called Prattdeutch.
@ameliem7070
@ameliem7070 7 лет назад
Franklin Mac 😂😂omg you just made my day LOL I love it
@ClearTheRubble7
@ClearTheRubble7 7 лет назад
Franklin Mac Lol. Damn, I wish I'd thought of that!
@PuppyJJoong
@PuppyJJoong 7 лет назад
I am German and I couldn't understand him ... I mean I did understand some of it but sometimes he was slurring his words . He was on a Show in Germany and then he talked slower and pretty well . So he can speak German but I guess when he talks too fast he is still not pronoucing words the correct way .
@terenceangelo8714
@terenceangelo8714 7 лет назад
I'm Filipino and have the same problem. They say I talk to fast and maybe because I got so used to English
@joeyh9432
@joeyh9432 6 лет назад
He said says instead of sagt or fragt
@Chief_Bill
@Chief_Bill 6 лет назад
PuppyJJoong I know, I'm not from Germany, but I know some German and I understood most of what he said but that was the second time when I heard them the first time since he was talking so fast I couldn't understand ****
@G31M1
@G31M1 4 года назад
I understood like every 3rd word because he was talking so damn fast and his word melody and pronounciation was so different hahah He sounds like Germans in South Park. But keep it up Chris, you’re awesome!
@vanzonhl
@vanzonhl 7 лет назад
made no sense what he was blabbeling in german :P
@MrBecks1998
@MrBecks1998 7 лет назад
clrscr it does
@vanzonhl
@vanzonhl 7 лет назад
ne tuts nicht ^^
@noshiko5398
@noshiko5398 7 лет назад
I understood it, but it didn't really seem gramatically correct
@jaypeter667
@jaypeter667 7 лет назад
Actually it really does make sense, even though they beeped out the punch line. Es ergibt Sinn, er spricht nur sehr schnell und der Akzent macht es nicht einfacher. Leider haben Sie den wichtigsten Part einfach zensiert :D
@Widdekuu91
@Widdekuu91 7 лет назад
It made sense, but there were a few words missing. Also, I completely missed the punchline because of the pronounciation and the accentuation. And the censoring.
@lucasfirus4273
@lucasfirus4273 7 лет назад
Im from germany but I understood the english version of the joke better than the german one
@HansJuergenwaerelieberanonym
@HansJuergenwaerelieberanonym 7 лет назад
Dich Finger ich auch noch Dann bist du vermutlich kein echter Deutscher, sondern Bayer, Schwabe oder Sachse.
@nawab256
@nawab256 7 лет назад
Dich Finger ich auch noch had a lot to do with him talking to fast. I'm sure you would have gotten it if he slowed down
@lucasfirus4273
@lucasfirus4273 7 лет назад
Da muss ich dich leider enttäuschen , bin wahrer Norddeutscher
@noch21Gramm
@noch21Gramm 7 лет назад
same
@DrMcMoist
@DrMcMoist 7 лет назад
Maybe it is cause I am a native english speaker who speaks german as a second language but I actually followed what he was saying fairly well. Pronunciation did suffer a bit as the joke went on though.
@bodo887
@bodo887 7 лет назад
DrMcMoist I only got the first phrase and the rest I had to guess what he was trying to say...didn't get the joke at the end at all lol
@MoeSenpaiiii
@MoeSenpaiiii 7 лет назад
DrMcMoist I'm German and the only reason I didn't get the joke is because if the stupid censorship. But yeah, his German is quite good.
@bodo887
@bodo887 7 лет назад
Moe-Senpai Dont lie... you'd have never gotten what he said just by listening to it once and without the translation.. His German might be better in real life, I don't know. I also think he just rushed it and tried to be funny because he knew the american audience doesn't understand any of it to begin with but apart from the first phrase it all just sounded like gibberish. It simply wasn't proper german.
@MoeSenpaiiii
@MoeSenpaiiii 7 лет назад
I did understand everything he said up until the censorship. It might sounded goofy, but if you don't understand it you can figure it out by context.
@bodo887
@bodo887 7 лет назад
Moe-Senpai Did you know the joke before?
@MarkJohnson-dr4ws
@MarkJohnson-dr4ws 4 года назад
The audience laughed with Chris because he is so engaging and charismatic, regardless of any language barrier.
@rafeeeefar
@rafeeeefar 7 лет назад
I didn't know Germans sound like that... all my German friends have been lying to me
@royale1601
@royale1601 7 лет назад
Rafee Shahin thank you and i lying myself since 22 years
@Marcelg13
@Marcelg13 7 лет назад
they dont sound like that
@dmarsub
@dmarsub 7 лет назад
Rafee Shahin actually mostly americans who speak german sound like that. it is a very distinct way of pronounciation:).
@hammi4681
@hammi4681 7 лет назад
im from germany and understand nothing :D
@Liagreat97
@Liagreat97 6 лет назад
Da bist du nicht alleine
@franzit6164
@franzit6164 6 лет назад
Stimmt
@loliknowha2823
@loliknowha2823 6 лет назад
Hamm i der Anfang war aber gut
@bahaaan
@bahaaan 6 лет назад
Ja bist nicht der einzige
@flyingby3703
@flyingby3703 6 лет назад
Also ich habe alles bis auf die letzten 3 Wörter beim ersten mal verstanden. Aber da wurde ja auch zensiert.
@reinhardgro4517
@reinhardgro4517 7 лет назад
Well, I am from Austria and I didn't understand anything :D
@justinebaladad3386
@justinebaladad3386 5 лет назад
*Conan ask question* *chris slaps conan* Chris:vi vil ask ze questions
@kevinbaboolal8089
@kevinbaboolal8089 7 лет назад
who else thinks chris pratt looks like a cute hamster in the thumbnail?
@RealCoolGuy
@RealCoolGuy 7 лет назад
First heard this joke from Norm Macdonald..
@MrKage5
@MrKage5 6 лет назад
Yeah, he even told it on Conan
@Strathias28
@Strathias28 6 лет назад
Heard it from paul mccartney first
@ainsleywainsley
@ainsleywainsley 6 лет назад
norm delivered it way better too
@sebastiankincannon1522
@sebastiankincannon1522 6 лет назад
RealCoolGuy same
@leo1
@leo1 6 лет назад
Ich hätte nur aus Höflichkeit gelacht 😂
@christinewinston7055
@christinewinston7055 6 лет назад
LeondaGarbo hehehe Chris.
@dagmar0904
@dagmar0904 5 лет назад
Haben die auch alle denk ich xD ich glaub nicht dass da irgendwer was verstanden hat
@LeonCrasher1337
@LeonCrasher1337 4 года назад
Warum versteht ihr nichts ???
@linajurgensen4698
@linajurgensen4698 3 года назад
@@LeonCrasher1337 nö
@ruthl1515
@ruthl1515 4 года назад
Hippety Hoopety, this Comment Section is now in Germanys Property
@smrttgrl
@smrttgrl 7 лет назад
he should really work on being less likeable
@ferdynand2402
@ferdynand2402 7 лет назад
smrttgrl ikr. Who doesn't love him?
@kayliejohnson8273
@kayliejohnson8273 6 лет назад
haaaaaaa. He's always likeable tho.
@AhmedMahmoud-sq7xg
@AhmedMahmoud-sq7xg 6 лет назад
smrttgrl he needs to give me some of it
@Reysams
@Reysams 6 лет назад
watch infinity war. you'll understand
@eily_b
@eily_b 7 лет назад
It started very well but stopped making sense at some point. :D
@YiluPlays
@YiluPlays 7 лет назад
i understood more in english and iam german
@urwrstntmre
@urwrstntmre 3 года назад
Hab nur ,,Opa Peter", ,,Mauer gebaut", und ,,nein'' verstanden haha
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