[FIVE HOMELESS PEOPLE:] Christmas bells are ringing Christmas bells are ringing Christmas bells are singing On TV - at SAKS [SQUEEGIE MAN:] Honest living, honest living Honest living, honest living ... [FIVE HOMELESS PEOPLE:] Can't you spare a dime or two? Here but for the grace of God go you You'll be merry I'll be merry Though merry ain't in my vocabulary No sleigh bells No Santa Claus No yule log No tinsel No holly No hearth No... [SOLOIST:] 'Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer' [FIVE HOMELESS:] Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer No room at the Holiday Inn - oh no And it's beginning to snow [VENDORS:] Hats, Bats, Shoes, Booze Mountain bikes, Potpourri Leather bags, Girlie mags Forty fives, AZT [VENDOR #1:] No one's buying? Feel like crying [ALL:] No room at the Holiday Inn - oh no And it's beginning to snow [VENDOR #2:] How about a fur In perfect shape Owned by an MBA from uptown I got a tweed Broken in by a greedy Broker who went broke And then broke down [COLLINS:] You don't have to do this... [ANGEL:] Hush your mouth, it's Christmas [COLLINS:] I do not deserve you, angel Give, Give All you do Is give Give me some way To show How you've touched me so [ANGEL:] Wait What's on the Floor Let's see some more No, no, no, no Kiss me, it's beginning to snow [MARK:] ...She said, "Would you light my candle' And she put on a pout And she wanted you To take her out tonight? [ROGER:] Right [MARK:] She got you out! [ROGER:] She was more than okay But I pushed her away It was bad, I got mad And I had to get her out of my sight [MARK:] Wait, wait, wait - you said she was sweet [ROGER:] Let's go eat I'll just get fat It's the one vice left when you're dead meat There! That's her! [MARK:] Maureen? [ROGER:] Mimi! [MARK:] Woah! [ROGER:] I should go [BOTH:] Hey, it's beginning to snow [COPS:] I'm dreaming of a white, right Christmas [MIMI & JUNKIES:] Follow the man, follow the man With his pockets full of the jam Follow the man, follow the man Help me out, Daddy, if you can Got any D, man? [THE MAN:] I'm cool [MIMI & JUNKIES:] Got any C, man? [THE MAN:] I'm cool [MIMI & JUNKIES:] Got any X? Any smack?
