christmas isn't real 

If you don't get this reference, what are you doing here?

@@shermanharris2551 who the frick hasn't seen history of the entire world I guess

@@Mining-Pie new people

@@Mining-Pie what do you think of the edit?

Nothing is no where. That’s why it’s *everywhere*

I don't know you, but I loved your verified badge.

#BlessUp

jesus is real but christmas isn't

Santa? is that you?

How did you get Verified?

that actually makes sense

lol *deeeeep*

Lol

#deep (hoping someone gets it lol)

Even tho he spoke that in english

What is wrong with taking acid?

@ApertureChromaKey - When you still need your mind a bit unblown for an exam tomorrow. 😄

@@hexagonist23 uhm.. You mean what's wrong with pretty much destroying our insides so that we'll have a slow painful death when we take to much acid?

Watch this with a vr headset

Lizzy Afton not that kind of acid

🎶And he rose in three days...🎶

So I told the cops, he was a victim of the *_FLAMES OF THE WEST COAST_*

🎶and a new easter bunny grew from the floor🎶

No, don't.

*woah*

When are you making your next video i have been anticipating it for quite a while

I just want to know what *genre* i s this

The drug of IMAGINATION

Someone make a religion out of this guy's comment.

The Bill Wurtz Church

Oh, it's burning alright.

because fire is hot. And hot things make fire.

Spenser And hot things grill my steak

i see what you did there

Suddenly more relevant

that aged amazingly

But it always on fire

www.iscaliforniaonfire.com/

@@marclapin thank you for this

bill lives in the future and can post video in the past even in his other video i just did a bad thing he mentions buildings being closed and other hints at quarantine

You Mean OUR Christmas Carol *_Ironic Soviet Anthem Christmas Edition_*

@@PAWTeamUnited _communism_

we can make religion from this

Wow

@@PAWTeamUnited Low effort meme

That's what makes them special.

Natalie Alfera it’s only consistency is it’s lack of consistency, which in a weird way makes even the strangest of lyrics sound familiar.

@@liamwiltshire3400 it also helps they are all in the same style.

abstract its fucking drugs

I can’t figure out if I’m hallucinating this honestly

this is a highly underrated comment

Lol

Friend: By Avril Lavigne? Yeah I like that one. Me: That's a Christmas Song? Friend: Anything can be a Christmas song if you want it to be. Me: Yeah.... Friend: Yeah...... My favrout is All Star Me: Ah, cool. We have good taste Friend: Yeah......

does no one here know how to spell "favorite" like wtf.

Na lickel mate its got to be all of bills songs

*Favorite *It's

Why do i find you everywhere?

HAHAHA

Mhm

;O

Im am the 1000th liker

Yeah

Santa is still a TWITTER MEME

Superman is Jesus.

This is the James Bond sequel we deserve. It's got diamonds, it's got drones, it's got English, it's got fires on the West Coast, and the femme fatale is named Easter Bunny.

*I think Bill Wurtz is calling for help...*

#deep

Deep man

@@Danadryl it's a long long journey~

because bill is //whispering// _#deep_

They probably are

Predictions of the future

Maybe he really was a prophet

Think about it. He quitted before the COVID-19 pandemic. He predicted the future. It was a warning about the inevitable that happened.

@@arrowpictures2844 he never quit tho

No, don't.

Oakley da real No

@@n64bug How bout I do anyway

We already have.

I am already a part of it

Nope, this man speaks the truth

lmao the truth has been spoken

I don't have to change your mind if you're right

lol i dont want to change it

I'd like to suggest an amendment: this is a Christmas *AND* and Easter song.

whY Is tHe wESt COAsT on FiRE???

bunny react

I agree I can not stop replaying that 👍👎

Yeah it flows so well

You could say that that segments quality is as good as diamond s

And because of the diamond quality the owners are living in a bed of roses

Oof

Me in the summer rn in the Philippines: *le fire*

@@z6awn i going to le store to get le bread

Romania: Yes, but actually not.

*southeast Asia

Fancy seeing you here, I love your videos.

yes

aftic classer aftic classer aftic classer aftic classer

Your comment is better than the video. lol

Bill Wurtz is a confirmed rogue AI

ahahhaah

I wouldn't be so sure

Keep it at 420

I wonder if he'll ever see this awesome message

The man who accepted an award with a two-word speech because he didn't want to waste everyone's time, and you expect him to go touring?

woodfur00 I don't expect it. Just dreaming here.

Yass samee😂

All I want for Christmas is to hire a samurai

You fool, he's reached such a level of omnipotence that even just gazing at him with mortal eyes will turn us to dust

We all need to collaborate to pay off his living expenses for him to comfortably bless us with these masterpieces. It's the least we could do.

@@gabbyc3444 He has a patreon, go send him all your love there.

And he only allows $1 tier patrons, but if we all signed up and gave that he would definitely be comfortable.

Back when it was called Twitter (now X).

This video was brought to us by Bill Wurtz Diamonds. 😂😂😂😂

You know diamonds being valuable is a complete hoax, right? It's not even rare!

Down with capitalism

Gabriel Gingras Said the easter bunny

@@gabrielgingras814 It really depends on the diamond. Pure carbon diamonds really aren't that valuable, but colored diamonds are incredibly valuable.

-no don't-

stop!

Please dont

We *need* to make it a religion out of this

non't

Me

But English isn't real...

That's what I was thinking. His work reminds me of stream of consciousness stuff. Very interesting.

@@amaryllistorres3337 it's not stream of conciousness. Joyce and Faulkner are that and this ain't it chief. Its surrealist. I forget the videos people have done what Bill does and make music but did it using sound bytes from other music to protest copyright stuff going on in the early 2000's.

@@amaryllistorres3337 don't get me wrong I see why you think that and it's not far off but the randomness of Bill is what makes it surrealism especially the art played during it. While most surrealism has no meaning and that's the point of it modern surrealism sort of uses the movement to portray something. In this case what seems to be anti-consumerism.

@@hihihihihi7889 Slow your roll, CHIEF, I said it reminded me of stream of consciousness, not that it was.

Pia Echterhoff *exactly as it should be*

His entire channel is going to be analyzed as one big masterpiece

He does that same thing with the chorus in "la de da de da de da de day oh" too and it's real good

THAT FUCKING YO BING BWAAYYYY AND SEXY ASS BASSLINE MADE ME NUT BUCKETS

with every single bill wurtz song there's always one bit that i go back and listen to about 40 times in a row. that was that part in this video lmao what a genius man.

@@hamter504 i couldn't have phrased that better myself

It really annoys me, personally.

I want whatever LSD he's on

Lmao

@@luvstrucked Honestly, that "English isn't real and the only language is feelings" part is exactly the kind of revelation you have when you're on psychedelics. I wouldn't be surprised if he's taken stuff like LSD, Psilocybin, etc.

Bada dee dum bee deem *WHY*

Who the fuck hasn’t

Because the west coast being a disaster zone is the only constant in life

yea

Thank you

Yep. This and "SpongeBob's Christmas Time Antics."

Yah

Lucas M It’s also Diamond Store Propaganda

Sounds like communist propaganda, but ok.

Thie video was made by the easter bunny gang

I swear to god I see you everywhere goddamn

y are you everywhere also piranha plant is top tier

just a guy who likes anime Trivago is my god.

Jesus? Santa

Supersuit? Not located

If Jesus is inside us, and you said we aren't real, then does that mean Jesus isn't real?

@@heccinifel833 Only the _Jes_ is real, _us_ aren't.

I’m with you. Let’s start a movement

we should start a legacy

Let’s do this!

Lel I want to see where this goes

Farting is real and a language everyone knows.

Some people also know the language burping

For real though: Isn't he criticising the extreme left movement of imposing trigger warnings and other kinds of compelled speech especially in universities? Compelling the english language in order to feel better.

Acoolakim007 isn’t the English just random sounds that people said to communicate when it was first invented

@@jjkm17 Don't think so because the English language developed over time and the structures it inhibits had to be deemed useful at some point in time, otherwise they wouldn't have survived the passing of time. I don't believe society would have carried unnecessary baggage in their language across centuries.

yes it's confirmed by bill

now buy some walnuts

Ahahhaa

*no* why not? *the sun is a deadly laser*

*Ahem, christian persecution complex, cough cough. Sorry, smoker.

YESSSS

Ikr lmao

Lol

No. Not soon enough.

What does this even mean

@@tommyparisi8014 the California fires

Yerp

It’s a plot to hypnotize us...

Nathan S omg wow

The "Bill effect"

Not even close to Christmas and I’ve been listening to it all the time.

How Deep is it, if I'm not feeling you.

i had to pause the video after this quote... dang

Deeper that your MO- sorry I'm not doing that joke my grandma died 3 days ago

yeah that quote really SPOKE to me

@@aaronwoodard54 Language, on a verbal and linguistic level, is a process by which we use words (signs) to indicate toward meaning. For all intents and purposes this works fairly well. But as indicators, these signs lack inherent meaning on their own without reference. So in a sense, speaking with traditional language is gesturing around an intended meaning by using words to negate what-is-not. Human being, mired in a world of subjective experience, are pretty good at closing these lexical gaps and come to a shared meaning. But truly in essence words are unable (or struggle) to specifically and precisely articulate the sentiments and feelings that exist in our head understood without the condition of language. Feelings and emotion are qualia, subjective experiences, that we inherently understand without the need for words. Like, you can see a person who is upset, maybe they are crying or staring despondent out the window. Whatever the case, if you look at them there is an inherent understanding of what that other person is experience. One of our greatest strengths as a species is our empathy and our ability to understand the emotions of others innately (ymmv, but it's a skill all of us have). So, by saying that English (or any other traditional language) isnt real but feeling are, one could interpret that as a statement that our connections with eachother extend beyond our normal capacity to communicate. On a deeper more fundamental level that doesnt require words to understand. Or that's just what I think. Anyway that was fun. Have a Merry Christmas or Holiday or Tuesday.

Thank God. oh wait, bill IS god.

No this isnt the only one theres also the oneboredjeu Christmas mashups which are pretty good too

If I could go to the dentist in December and hear this, the Holophonics ska Christmas songs and Nutcracker Suite albums, and the soundtrack to Die Hard in the waiting room, I would not mind going to the dentist.

You might not want to know but you need to know the truth

GaoGaiKingTheGreatVA I found a verified boi

*enbrightened

*embrightened

This is an equivalent to the “they did surgery on a grape” meme

will puke oh my god you are right

@@nigerianwaffles205 Which is just Revolver Ocelot

The krusty Krab is unfair me krabs is in there standing at the concession plotting his oppression

This video is sponsored by diamond store This was posted by who the fuck cares gang I hit the dab like wiz alligator tilted towers die

GOOD ONE!!!

I just spit my drink 🤣

​@@itziebitz You're welcome 😉

*Meanwhile, in Colorado where I live* Black bear :Get your lazy ass out here and rake leaves Only you can prevent forest fires

Bc LASERS

Because of a failed gender reveal, the west coast is on fire.

@@MK-11111 I think he was refering to Californian forest fires.

It'll be topical again in two years, then another year after that, then another two years again. The west coast catches fire a lot.

I think you mean *tropical* No? Okay, I'll see myself out.

@@Zx-hy9ys r/Woosh

Arnt you supposed to

When you eat the whole bottle of Flintstone vitamins*

Storytime: In second grade we had two unopened bottles in my house and I took them and sold them at school for a dollar per two vitamins secretly on the playground and let me tell you, I made so much money. When my parents questioned me on what happened to the bottles a week later I handed them a big ass handful of quarters and said keep the change old chaps. I look back on what I did, and I wouldn't change a thing. ALthough, half the class kind of expected me to bring more every week so I had to hide all mine and never eat them so I could bring them to school.

why do so many people have that same profile picture and what is it?

I fucking love flint stone vitamins

I agree

The only language is feelings there is no Californian

Cries fire 🔥😭🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

when is it not on fire

What about the East coast of California?

because gay people are the Embrightened

We live near the ring of fire.

@@somegoodsoup7008 the ring of fire is an area in the pacific that gets more powerful earthquakes. it's on fire because of climate change and drier conditions.

Martha actually it's the ring of fire because of all the volcanoes but okay

Diamerz Cat Australia

@@Tach-vc2gy The Earthquakes cause the Volcanos to form, but yeah-both technically are true.

Me tooo

SAME

it’s like buttterrrrr

I prefer the bunny jumps at 2:08

Or any public facility for that matter.

*why is the west coast on fire...*

Benni Bodin Jagell The message is pretty obvious in this one tho lol♥️ a lot of his songs ARE just random.

I see it as people being so dumbed down by consumerism and social media that we turned into happy idiots not caring about anything else despite the world going to shit all around us. But I might be interpreting too much into this cute song...

@@alexanderweber603 that's another cool interpretation!

I think he just likes to make wacky songs that sound good

find out in the H3 Podcast 11/30 3PST

*Holy music, that's what*

Matt Rightman link?

@@googleacount3611 searching for H3 Podcast will do the trick, but here you go ru-vid.com/show-UCLtREJY21xRfCuEKvdki1Kw

Nothing, and everything..... WTF IS GOING OOOOON!!!!

I wouldn’t doubt it

Big Diamond

In a good way or…

First time?

That is called a seizure, my friend

welcome newcomer

Art. This is art.

...... whats the easter bunnys goal?

@@starrynight5207 umm to own the most favored holiday. 😩

@@absolutlynothing4203 hahahahah ok

@@absolutlynothing4203 i get it now

Cursed billionaire pigs try to advertise their already successful business in the most inhumane ways

you damn monster

Santa Claus told me that

shut your fucking mouth.

Taikamuna lol

When you find brown stains in your underwear thats real.

@Ties de Jong TRIGGERED

New music genre *Meme gospel*

Jesus that is the best analogy of this

"Hallelujah! Hallelujah! We are going to see *A BOX*!"

Feel free to record it

Download it off his website. He's got it all up there for free, just right click and Save Audio/Video As. Best quality that way.

teuast Haha thx |•ω•`)

Yoan Dimov Ur funny