Christopher Walken's Three Little Pigs 

He's a rare person that does comedy and drama so well and so effortlessly.

He does a good Christopher Walken.

Please, come closer children. Don't make me remind you AGAIN about the scooching.

"Smart piggy, oink oink!" gets me every time

That sweater's almost as mesmerizing as his voice.

"Pig Two Same Story!" Greatest Walken line ever!

"it's a straw door, how he knocks, i don't know"

"Exit Pig One" Oh god, I cried from laughter :D Just hilarious.

Christopher Walken reading Fifty Shades of Grey. I can't be the only one who wants to see that!

"pig 2, same story" i laughed my ass off when he said that!!!

"Smart piggie! Oink, oink!"

Walken can make anything sound so eerie, hypnotic and beautiful with that voice of his. There should be a hypnosis video or hypnosis audio file using his voice. To hear his sultry voice singing you to sleep or reading you a story, or hypnotizing you into a blissful trance-like state would be so wonderful.

"Knnock knock anyway who want's to argue" :)

I'm lovin his purple and yellow sweater.

Happy Birthday Mr. Walken!!! All the best, from all your fans!!!

What I love most in this man? His voice - I could listen to his voice for the whole eternity. And let's not forget his hippie jumper... and the eyes :) WALKEN, you're a SPORT!

Best version of this story ever LMAO

Chris Walken, an Alive Legend. Utterly Amazed.I adore Him.

LMFAO Honestly, his frikin' sweater was the icing on the cake for me!!! XD

"Little piggy, little piggy...Little piggy, little piggy, let me come in." "...No!"

"Pork city." He must have skipped over Pound Town on the Bone Train.

"Exit pig one, pig two same story." I lol'd.

GREAT sweater; GREAT narration; Christopher Walken IS God.

"Pig 2, same story..." ~Christopher Walken

Loved his character in Max Zorn in View to Kill too. "Good... right on shed-ule!"

Can studios make a movie where Christopher Walken plays all the parts?

"Arrivederci porco numero due" ahahahah Why does he say in italian? It's even more beautiful, i'm italian and no, i say no one dubber can replace the voice of this man. I usually see films in original language, but with Walken is a moral question, Walken's voice must be HIS voice and nothing else, IMHO Walken's voice is a drug

omg he's such a legend! love him!

I love this now but if this guy was my kindergarten teacher i would have gone home crying and not in the way I am right now with my laughter.

"Exit Pig 1" . Had me cracking up

i love walkens legendary voice!!

This clip is hilarious! :D Christopher Walken is the best actor ever! i love when wolfie is at pig #3 and says: "Ok piggie, you AKSED for it!" xD

For some reason I just fell over laughing when he said "And they assume their battle positions."

´´you axed for it´´ lmao

I could listen to him all day and it would be a day well spent

3 years later, this is still my favorite video on the internet.

I wanna hear Hamsel and Gramsel "Witchie BURNS"

Pig 2: Same story. Hilarious!

This is hilarious! Thanks for sharing. He tells stories like my father-in-law.

He makes everything sound ironic, and I love it.

"he was no dunsky" ;)

:D Still golden, Walken is pure genius

I've actually seen this one before NC mentioned it (Although I was hoping he would include this one because it's hillarious) My favorite part "Smart Piggy! Oink Oink!"

I totally lost it, when he said "Exit Pig One." xD

"Arrivederci, Porco Numero Duo- buongiorno salami!"

Christopher Walken with Dinosaurs.

"Exit pig one. Pig two, same story". I'm crying here!

Walken has such good comedic timing

Why doesn't this man have his own kid;s show?

he should have a show on the radio lik this, it would b so awsome :p

Walken, your voice enough makes me laugh... u dont need to tell me jokes hahaha

Love this guy. Hes freakin hilarious.

PORK, CITY!

I've seen this video too many times

"exit pig one" hahahaha wow i love this

"knock knock anyway, who wants to argue?" lol

That's Win all. (The italian part, I've almost cried XD )

BACON BUDDIES!!!

"exit pig 1. pig 2, same story." RIOT!

this is funnier than some 2 hours long big budget productions

I want to hear about Hamsel and Gramsel.

Porkchop sandwiches!

I would have loved if he had read me bedtime stories when i was a child xD

I would like to thank the NC for bringing the existence of this video to my attention

omg that sweater is illegal lol

Wtf is this filmed with? A potato by the look of it...

I wish I would have had Christopher Walken to read me fairy tale stories to me before bed when I was a kid. It would have been so epic.

oh my god, I love this guy!!! seriously how can someone not like him!

"exit pig 1 " LOL

LOL! "Pork city"! "He knows a wolf when he sees one." Oh man, this reminds me so much of my dad!

wolfy burns! wolfy burns, pig lives.. happily ever after lmao genious way of telling a simple story

He had me at "Hello children"

"This is a brick house, they don't blow over so easily.." No laugh, but that was pretty hilarious!

XD this guy is HILARIOUS!

"exit pig one... pig two, same story." lol

I swear, there's so many little things about this video that you just find hilarious when you watch is enough times. Like how his face just gets dead serious at 1:40. Gets me every time.

"There was a WOLF. This BIG WOLF! ...BAD WOLF! BIG BAD WOLF!"

"knock knock anyway right? who wants to argue"... his face after he says this always cracks me up

I love this guy... He's has to be one of the best actor out there

Love it, love it, love it. Christopher Walken makes anything sound better...

The only why to make this story fun and enjoyable . WHAT A GUY

"Next week, we have Harvey Keitel doing finger puppets" That line has stayed with me for the last 15yrs, since I first saw this, as I've been waiting for it to happen ever since. Shame it was only a joke.

"Exit ping one" omfg

he is the only person that can where that sweater and still get alot of respect

Having goggle try to translate Walken for the subtitles adds new levels of hilarity.

Because when Christopher Walken speaks it is always epic.

Here because of the NC. Totally worth it, and my day has been made.

The best Christopher Walken impression on RU-vid!

He would be the greatest substitute teacher EVER.

possibly the greatest sweater ever.

I'm absolutely in love with this man. :)

christoffer walken is so awesome!! i love him haha

Best voice that exists in this earth.

"He was no dunksy!" haha!

how can anyone not like this guy?

Is there anyone is showbiz who is more entertaining and fun to watch than Christopher Walken? Anyone? Didn't think so.

Only Walken could make me laugh by just reading the Three Little Pigs

2:40 I love the way he just sort of speeds through the telling of the death of the second pig.

"Smart Piggie, oink oink.." LFMAO xD

Christopher Walken is a legend.