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Chuck Norris reads his "facts" on February 8, 2006 on American sports television show "The Best Damn Sports Show Period".
There also is a book called "The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book: 101 of Chuck's Favorite Facts and Stories".
About the book:
Hundreds of thousands of humorous Chuck Norris facts have been published, traveled around the globe via the Internet, and gained an international audience of millions. Chuck Norris facts are a quirky, extremely popular Internet phenomenon that has entertained fans from all over the globe. In the last several years, Chuck Norris has been asked repeatedly from the heartland of America to the battlefields of Iraq and Afghanistan, "Which facts are your favorites?" For the first time ever, in The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book, Chuck gives readers not only his favorite "facts," roundhouse-kicked by the man himself, but also the stories behind the facts and the code by which Chuck lives his life. Fans from every corner of the globe will enjoy both the fanciful and inspirational from one of the world's great action heroes.
More info: www.chucknorris.com/store/fact... or www.amazon.com/Official-Chuck-...
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@Playswithsquirrels311
@Playswithsquirrels311 11 лет назад
Fear of Flying is called "Aerophobia" Fear of Spiders is called "Arachnophobia" Fear of Chuck Norris is called "Logic"
@wrathspecter6100
@wrathspecter6100 2 года назад
2nd reply after 8 years lol
@korniszonez
@korniszonez 2 года назад
bro
@hamzaker829
@hamzaker829 2 года назад
9yo lame joke
@sebulba4864
@sebulba4864 2 месяца назад
still true
@evanhunter47
@evanhunter47 9 лет назад
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
@brocklesnar3802
@brocklesnar3802 5 лет назад
Evan Hunter, There is one man still alive today who has withstood the stare of Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it, his name is Ronnie Pickering
@tigerbread78
@tigerbread78 4 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-IY4o_i5PQ54.html
@frederiklikesgames6481
@frederiklikesgames6481 3 года назад
thats actually one of my favs:)
@BillAnt
@BillAnt 3 года назад
Chuck Norris doesn't get COVID.... COVID gets Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't watch RU-vid.... RU-vid watches him. xD
@ola-ks3rg
@ola-ks3rg 3 года назад
666th like
@espeonfan8426
@espeonfan8426 9 лет назад
They once tried to name a street after Chuck Norris but had to rename it because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
@mattymurdo4134
@mattymurdo4134 8 лет назад
+Espeon Fan absolute top
@aceofhurt4541
@aceofhurt4541 6 лет назад
oh god, u made my day.. LOL
@legendarygoji1999
@legendarygoji1999 5 лет назад
That is a good one
@randywhite3947
@randywhite3947 4 года назад
Espeon Fan 😂
@samsmacker9746
@samsmacker9746 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@alexchapman3906
@alexchapman3906 8 лет назад
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
@Guts_Brando
@Guts_Brando 3 года назад
LMAOOO
@x0x0xxxx68
@x0x0xxxx68 3 года назад
Classic. To bad he didn't read that out on that show
@tedlumley4470
@tedlumley4470 3 года назад
Chuck Norris hates the internet. He insisted they call it Google instead of Chuckle.
@francesco6125
@francesco6125 3 года назад
an italian invented the telephone
@scottwpilgrim
@scottwpilgrim 3 года назад
@@francesco6125 nah, Meucci himself took Dolbears concepts that electrical signals can be converted to sounds and vice versa, and created a way for the sounds to travel as electrical impulses, but Alexander Graham Bell took both of these and invented the first practical telephone. It's like how Marconi took Tesla's ideas and created the first radio.
@elbarry7016
@elbarry7016 10 лет назад
Chuck Norris can tell 11 Facts in a 10 Facts video....
@Emreeko
@Emreeko 9 лет назад
+Red Hood and thats even true :D ahaha
@laa4307
@laa4307 2 года назад
Facts
@nekominorinya2569
@nekominorinya2569 Год назад
The madman did it he actually did lmaoo
@Mr308980523
@Mr308980523 10 лет назад
when chuck norris left for college he told his dad "you're the man of the house now"
@samsmacker9746
@samsmacker9746 3 года назад
😭😭😭😭😂😭
@starcrafter13terran
@starcrafter13terran 2 года назад
True story
@SniperSly
@SniperSly 8 лет назад
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. it's not dead it's just too scared to move.
@neilpettigrew734
@neilpettigrew734 7 лет назад
Enderboy ...the sun puts on Chuck Norris block but still gets burned
@postersandstuff
@postersandstuff 7 лет назад
.....and Vince McMahon later bought said carpet , lmao :P
@99mrpogi
@99mrpogi 3 года назад
@@postersandstuff chuck norris has fired Vince McMahon
@samsmacker9746
@samsmacker9746 3 года назад
Lmao
@Raioh
@Raioh 9 лет назад
Did u know Chuck Norris was in Star Wars? He played as The Force
@hoh5956
@hoh5956 3 года назад
LMAO I LOVE THIS COMMENT SECTION
@SeansModelBuilds
@SeansModelBuilds 2 года назад
If Chuck Norris starred in a Star Trek/ Star Wars Crossover, it would be called Delta Force.
@Zanarkdi
@Zanarkdi 9 лет назад
My favorite one is "Chuck Norris asked a Big Mac in a Burger King... and he got it"
@pandaofspadez09
@pandaofspadez09 9 лет назад
ZANARK LMAO thats great
@dariusmercado8718
@dariusmercado8718 6 лет назад
Uh! Yeah! His the greates he can even clap with one hand
@sean2015
@sean2015 2 года назад
Chuck Norris went into an Amazon store and asked to speak to the manager. Jeff Bezos showed up less than three minutes later.
@hjhGHGHHJsajahfhukHJ
@hjhGHGHHJsajahfhukHJ 9 лет назад
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 30 minutes, he spent 29 minutes building a snowman at the bottom
@sean2015
@sean2015 3 года назад
You copied this comment from the Chuck Norris facts website
@sean2015
@sean2015 3 года назад
and it's a joke I contributed like six years ago
@jozefu8726
@jozefu8726 2 года назад
@@sean2015 want a cookie?
@sean2015
@sean2015 2 года назад
@@jozefu8726 I don’t believe I was talking to you and I didn’t ask your opinion
@Chonson
@Chonson 2 года назад
Rofl
@the_patron_simp
@the_patron_simp 9 лет назад
Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight, he stares into the darkness and it moves out of his way
@davidhoover2795
@davidhoover2795 5 лет назад
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares at them until they tell him the information he wants
@beinyourguard
@beinyourguard 9 лет назад
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
@scottamon8908
@scottamon8908 9 лет назад
beinyourguard LOL. Good one.
@GannerRhysode
@GannerRhysode 9 лет назад
Chuck Norris can make a woman orgasm by pointing at her and saying booyah
@someguy120100
@someguy120100 9 лет назад
beinyourguard Reminds me of: Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then it exploded
@Emreeko
@Emreeko 9 лет назад
+DarkExes GBouncer dthis was definately the best
@jessemathes5126
@jessemathes5126 6 лет назад
Bigfoot saw Chuck Norris.
@firesonic1010
@firesonic1010 8 лет назад
Chuck Norris doesn't read his own facts. His own facts listen to him.
@wenjie3710
@wenjie3710 9 лет назад
Chuck Norris doesn't have heart attack, ever. Cuz his heart's too scared to attack him.
@victoreduardo4891
@victoreduardo4891 4 года назад
Wen Jie Funny Fact: he did have a heart attack, and he survived. So, one could say that the heart attack didn’t survive Chuck Norris.
@banzaihenozu1468
@banzaihenozu1468 3 года назад
@@victoreduardo4891 r/wooooooosh
@hyperghoul
@hyperghoul 3 года назад
@@victoreduardo4891 he had heart attack TWICE and survive, i say his heart is very stupid to attack him
@ralfj.1740
@ralfj.1740 Год назад
😅😆😁👍👍
@sicilian12345
@sicilian12345 8 лет назад
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it. Chuck Norris invented the giraffe when he gave a horse an uppercut. Chuck Norris was born before his dad.
@sireevictineerivero342
@sireevictineerivero342 8 лет назад
That second one tho.
@AmJu_Had_It_Tough
@AmJu_Had_It_Tough Год назад
The heck is the second one? 😂😂
@mattsmith7490
@mattsmith7490 9 месяцев назад
When Chuck Norris left to join the Air Force, he told his dad "Now you're the man of the house".
@Grivian
@Grivian 7 лет назад
Chuck Norris never has to worry about rising gas prices. His car runs on fear
@bryanlemmens68
@bryanlemmens68 Год назад
Bro i doubt you foresaw the future but damn thats to real
@CJmk3supra
@CJmk3supra Год назад
I’m telling you
@exerrollin
@exerrollin 12 лет назад
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
@mycollections2002
@mycollections2002 Год назад
Best
@kotomaru95
@kotomaru95 8 лет назад
When Chuck Norris was born they didn´t say"it´s a boy"they said"IT´S A MAN!!!"
@postersandstuff
@postersandstuff 7 лет назад
....and then he chased the nurses all over the hospital :P
@insignificant8014
@insignificant8014 3 года назад
they said "it's chuck norris!"
@ryushev2000
@ryushev2000 9 лет назад
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people...... ......then it exploded
@Jug_or_not
@Jug_or_not 9 лет назад
XD one of the best ones i have heard so far
@christianvalerio4359
@christianvalerio4359 9 лет назад
Lol
@kaytk1762
@kaytk1762 6 лет назад
My favorite
@sandercohen5543
@sandercohen5543 5 лет назад
But what happened first? ^^
@TheKhairul83
@TheKhairul83 3 года назад
And he killed the grenade too
@iancunn99
@iancunn99 9 лет назад
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just the Islands.
@KrautGoesWild
@KrautGoesWild 9 лет назад
Chuck Norris once played Rock-Paper-Scissors against his mirror image - and won.
@QUAKESNAKE007
@QUAKESNAKE007 3 года назад
When Chuck Norris installed Windows, Microsoft accepts his terms and conditions.
@yearginclarke
@yearginclarke 4 месяца назад
lmao
@EpisodiosRacionales
@EpisodiosRacionales 8 лет назад
Chuck Norris can read 11 facts in a list of 10
@rolysantos
@rolysantos 4 года назад
To the rest of us, it's currently October 2019. To Chuck Norris, it's whatever month and year he says it is!
@keithx8734
@keithx8734 Год назад
Im reading this in 2023😅😂
@KlampyToad.
@KlampyToad. 11 месяцев назад
@@keithx8734same lol
@w0nz3r06
@w0nz3r06 8 лет назад
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in, then drove himself home.
@josephdoria5237
@josephdoria5237 8 лет назад
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants from then on..
@garganrose
@garganrose 6 лет назад
Joseph Doria I take it Chuck Noris never fought the new 52 Superman
@unclefiend2138
@unclefiend2138 6 лет назад
New 52 is amongst the weakest versions of Supes, though. Pre-Crisis, Post-Crisis and Silver Age are stronger by far. (Along with a bunch of others)
@chintoki
@chintoki Год назад
@@garganrose 52, 42, 69, it doesn't matter; Chuck Norris > Superman.
@Francis_Higgins
@Francis_Higgins Год назад
@@garganrose nerd
@___horizon___252
@___horizon___252 8 лет назад
When Chuck Norris does a Knock Knock joke, the door breaks down on the first "knock" and the house broke down on the second "Knock"
@Bitcoinbull21
@Bitcoinbull21 5 лет назад
Chuck Norris wears a hat to protect the sun
@suchendnachwahrheit9143
@suchendnachwahrheit9143 Год назад
Great one
@Vestlus1
@Vestlus1 9 лет назад
Chuck Norris got bitten by a king cobra,. but after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.
@vyshak4455
@vyshak4455 3 года назад
Expendables 2!!!!
@debendragurung3033
@debendragurung3033 2 года назад
That's true
@magyardaniel3892
@magyardaniel3892 9 лет назад
Chuck Norris has played through the original Super Mario Bros... in the left direction!
@mendozamigz
@mendozamigz 10 лет назад
Chuck Norris can checkmate in 1 move.
@nashgrier8891
@nashgrier8891 10 лет назад
No
@2submit
@2submit 9 лет назад
Nash Grier yes sometimes with no moves
@stefansibbes2440
@stefansibbes2440 Год назад
Death was never the same after he had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
@mjstory1976
@mjstory1976 9 лет назад
Chuck Norris gave his dad "The Talk"
@Youtuber-le9xx
@Youtuber-le9xx 4 года назад
Chuck Norris doesn't lie he just changes the truth.
@Scratchingforcash
@Scratchingforcash 4 года назад
A lot of people don’t know this but Chuck Norris was born into Quintuplets, meaning he had 5 identical siblings, after they were all born and named Little Chuck realized there would be too much competition and he decided to absorb them. Baby Chuck explained this to his mother & father as he drove them home from the hospital.
@janetairlines1351
@janetairlines1351 7 лет назад
when chuck norris was asked how many push ups he can do, his answer was "all of them".
@MoonTreeOrder
@MoonTreeOrder 9 лет назад
Chuck Norris doesn't move, places just come to him.
@EpicMetalTime
@EpicMetalTime 3 года назад
Chuck Norris doesn't have nightmares, nightmares have Chuck Norris
@luiserodriguez5588
@luiserodriguez5588 7 лет назад
Chuck Norris is not scared of losing, because losing is scared of him
@Mario98
@Mario98 10 лет назад
A knife once cut himself on Chuck Norris
@VentusTarango
@VentusTarango 9 лет назад
How many push ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them, Haha xD
@ShimSladyBrand
@ShimSladyBrand 8 лет назад
Chuck Norris once dug a hole with a spoon. This hole is now known as the Grand Canyon
@Scratchingforcash
@Scratchingforcash 4 года назад
People say that “the grass is always greener on the other side”, unless Chuck Norris lives next door to you, then the grass is all bloody with dead ninjas all over it.
@MikeCustalow
@MikeCustalow 8 лет назад
Chuck Norris is such a badass, he once made a rock so big even he couldn't lift it. And then he lifted it anyway, just to show you who the fuck Chuck Norris is.
@dvddpr
@dvddpr 7 лет назад
Chuck Norris once peed into the fuel tank of a semi-truck. That semi-truck is known today as Optimus Prime.
@ericclaptonslowhand4726
@ericclaptonslowhand4726 Год назад
😂
@davidgraham8058
@davidgraham8058 Год назад
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
@aldofitla6657
@aldofitla6657 5 лет назад
When Chuck says the reality is wrong , the reality changes.
@KevGrande13
@KevGrande13 9 лет назад
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck killed that man.
@courtjester7328
@courtjester7328 4 года назад
Death battle?
@Playswithsquirrels311
@Playswithsquirrels311 8 лет назад
Got to love Chuck's Reaction to 5. "Now that's not True...That is NOT true!"
@Mr.Nobody01211
@Mr.Nobody01211 3 года назад
If Chuck Norris says it's not true, than it's not true. If you look at a blue flag, and Chuck Norris says it's red, that flag is red.
@IMEANCEREAL
@IMEANCEREAL 7 лет назад
Chuck Norris once ate an entire birthday cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
@albertomaldonado3675
@albertomaldonado3675 4 года назад
Chuck only stated 5 wasn’t true, so that means 10-6 - 4-1 are :( He truly is the man, the myth and the legend.
@mattsmith7490
@mattsmith7490 9 месяцев назад
Thats true, only congressmen get away with not paying taxes.
@pyxisthemusician3166
@pyxisthemusician3166 8 лет назад
Chuck Norris plays Pokemon Go while using a landline.
@robertdepesci3418
@robertdepesci3418 3 года назад
How lucky is he to be blessed by the internet with these bro jokes
@Scratchingforcash
@Scratchingforcash 4 года назад
Terry Bradshaw can throw a football 300 yards, Chuck Norris can throw Terry Bradshaw over 3 football fields
@MythicSuns
@MythicSuns 9 лет назад
when chuck norris yelled BANG the universe was created
@philiprobinson256
@philiprobinson256 6 лет назад
After a hot curry, Chuck Norris lighted one of his farts, the result was the sun!!!
@thomasdoy3350
@thomasdoy3350 4 года назад
@@philiprobinson256 hilarious best one yet
@weeman-en1vi
@weeman-en1vi 10 лет назад
[COMMENT DELETED BY CHUCK NORRIS]
@schweigert2424
@schweigert2424 10 лет назад
You're goddamn right it was.
@naftaljohn4030
@naftaljohn4030 3 года назад
Hilarious..
@PartyofNone
@PartyofNone 9 лет назад
They use Chuck Norris's finger nails to carve diamonds.
@babu1to1
@babu1to1 9 лет назад
Thing 1 Poneh chuck norris once scared a chevrolet camaro to death and he was mute for only part of a movie till he started talking again when he forgot about the horror tragedy in the end of the first part of the movie and now he is known as Bumblebee
@randomcactus5678
@randomcactus5678 Год назад
These never get old
@blazzing
@blazzing 9 лет назад
When Chuck Norris was born, he told gravity to put him down.
@Scratchingforcash
@Scratchingforcash 4 года назад
Chuck Norris does his bosses performance appraisal every year.
@hereLiesThisTroper
@hereLiesThisTroper 4 года назад
When Chuck Norris walks on the streets, he doesn't wear a mask to avoid the coronavirus, the coronavirus wears a mask to avoid Chuck Norris.
@claird4307
@claird4307 4 года назад
The fact they used one in the expendables cracked me up.
@RealEnerjak
@RealEnerjak 6 лет назад
When Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets angry, he turns into Chuck Norris.
@NDSean45
@NDSean45 4 года назад
When Chuck Norris says "Okay Google" Google replies "It wasn't me I swear!"
@stevenrichards3699
@stevenrichards3699 5 лет назад
There are no Chuck Norris jokes,...............just validated facts !
@MasterAnakinSkyWalker
@MasterAnakinSkyWalker 3 года назад
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language
@filippecka9362
@filippecka9362 Год назад
Man: Hey Chuck, I heard you died. Chuck: Yeah, but I recovered already.
@UlachHose-TTV
@UlachHose-TTV 5 лет назад
I like how he refers to himself in the third person 😂
@tyrant1384
@tyrant1384 9 лет назад
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors
@kalebskungfucinema
@kalebskungfucinema 10 лет назад
Chuck Norris plays Xbox Live on Sega Genesis.
@NeededFourOfficial
@NeededFourOfficial 9 лет назад
He is a also able to use Steam on a Commodore 64.
@SigmarAO
@SigmarAO 4 года назад
Chuck norris is the only man to close a revolving door
@Alromerica
@Alromerica 9 лет назад
When a zombie bit Chuck Norris, that zombie won't turn him into another zombie. Rather, that zombie will turn into another Chuck Norris.
@mustacheproductions8469
@mustacheproductions8469 6 лет назад
Alrom Christian Ricafuente No there can only be one.. Instead the chuck Norris will merge together to become an even greater being..
@laa4307
@laa4307 2 года назад
I think the zombie will die
@georgegogiashvili9416
@georgegogiashvili9416 Год назад
​@@laa4307or it will be cured.
@UndeadCoyote32
@UndeadCoyote32 7 лет назад
Chuck Norris can break trees when playing Grand Theft Auto!
@tarassharvan6670
@tarassharvan6670 3 года назад
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen! Oxygen needs chuck Norris 🤣
@KGBBooks
@KGBBooks 3 года назад
Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. They went out and got him one.
@fabianfischer4229
@fabianfischer4229 5 лет назад
Everytime Freddy Krueger falls asleep, he is scared of Chuck Norris terrorizing him in his dreams.
@xzrtrain7181
@xzrtrain7181 5 лет назад
Still the best after all these year, gotta love the Chuck
@johnmartin4119
@johnmartin4119 5 лет назад
Chuck Norris wasn't given his name by his parents, he named himself after punching out of his Mother's womb. Norris wasn't even his parents' surnames, but they didn't dare question their newborn son. The name was so epic three of the doctors nearby died upon hearing that name.
@LPerez7276
@LPerez7276 Год назад
Chuck Norris is so strong he can pick up a chair while he is sitting on it.
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
Chuck Norris once divided by zero. The universe kept going out of fear.
@cramoc
@cramoc 7 лет назад
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris!
@nateh.512
@nateh.512 2 года назад
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch because Chuck Norris decides what time it is.
@mjswans
@mjswans 8 лет назад
lesbians fight over chuck norris
@frederiklikesgames6481
@frederiklikesgames6481 3 года назад
Love it :) ... maybe "Lesbians have catfights over getting Chuck Norris Phone number"
@samsmacker9746
@samsmacker9746 3 года назад
😂
@imveryaverageatpayday58q9
@imveryaverageatpayday58q9 Год назад
and chuck wins everytime
@Dave-ln3dw
@Dave-ln3dw 10 лет назад
Jesus could walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land!
@RandomPerson-fu3ro
@RandomPerson-fu3ro 9 лет назад
Chuck Norris is so good... He shot a gun using a bullet.
@Sethysics
@Sethysics 3 года назад
When Chuck Norris plays poker, he gets at least a few royal flushes at every table he plays at.
@sean2015
@sean2015 2 года назад
Blackjack dealers are the only people who can say _”Want me to hit you?”_ to Chuck Norris, and still live.
@PaulNat360
@PaulNat360 9 лет назад
the "king cobra" fact should have been included in this list!
@fabianfischer4229
@fabianfischer4229 5 лет назад
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity three times.
@ThalesPo
@ThalesPo 7 лет назад
When Chuck Norris jumps in the pool, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
@mattyjh69
@mattyjh69 3 года назад
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie.... on a unicycle!
@NinjaKhaos74
@NinjaKhaos74 Год назад
watching this in 2022 , my favourite was, "behind chuck norris' beard there is no chin, only another fist"
@hoangvu620
@hoangvu620 Год назад
Chuck Norris once upon a time applied for a job interview. The interviewer was hired after that.
@rainingoogle4362
@rainingoogle4362 5 лет назад
Chuck Norris can destroy the One ring ... By winking at it 😉
@kamalkouja2071
@kamalkouja2071 10 лет назад
Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris got in a fight, an atomic bomb exploded.
@nashgrier8891
@nashgrier8891 10 лет назад
Hydraulic bomb
@cwillis1778
@cwillis1778 9 лет назад
Nash Grier *Tsar Bomba
@belitoluna1333
@belitoluna1333 7 лет назад
Chuck Norris doesn't pull the trigger, he orders the bullets to come out.
@elhajjmalikel6266
@elhajjmalikel6266 6 лет назад
Lmao! Stupid! Lol! Good one!
@gruesomesilence5615
@gruesomesilence5615 3 года назад
Funniest one I ever heard was “ when chuck norris left for college, he told his father “ you’re the man of the house now “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂omfg
@thepoliticalstartrek
@thepoliticalstartrek 4 года назад
My favorite. Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands 1 time. They are now known as just The Islands.
@Scratchingforcash
@Scratchingforcash 4 года назад
Chuck Norris can hear your heart beating through txt message
@Cytron1515
@Cytron1515 7 лет назад
When misspell Chuck's name on Google it doesn't say "Did you mean Chuck Norris." It says "You better run for your life."
@matadeverdoemden
@matadeverdoemden 5 лет назад
But all you have time to read it "You-" before he gets you.
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