Top 101 Chuck Norris Facts That Will Blow Your Mind! 🤯😂 

Chuck Norris once punched an exclamation point, now we have the question mark

Chuck Norris doesn’t stalk, he preys

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks are so fast that he time travels into the future

The only thing we need to fear is fear itself. The only thing fear needs to fear is Chuck Norris.🤣😝

Chuck Norris once back handed Rudolph, his nose has remained red ever since

Chuck Norris can hear the voices in Randy Orton's head and smell what the Rock is cooking

Ice cubes fire twice there

Such good jokes, and the pictures are simply amazing 🤩

ice cubes was done twice

If Chuck Norris joins the A-Team, he has four sidekicks A demon tried to posses Chuck Norris. It is now in therapy. The Rock smells what Chuck Norris is cooking. Chuck Norris tried to peform on The Voice, but all chairs turned around before he started singing.

Nothing can beat Chuck Norris but when nothing found out, he killed himself

Not only can Chuck Norris hear sign language, Chuck Norris can also hear braille.😋

Chuck Norris once left his helmet on top of the mountain, he skied uphill to retrieve it but only to find out that his helmet has already made its way down to the foot of the mountain for fear of angering Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can decipher the Reformed Egyptian Mormon golden plates!

When Chuck Norris hits you, you won't see stars, just Uranus.!

Chuck Norris won a game of connect four in 3 moves

The Devil once tried to possess Chuck Norris. Norris kicked the "Hell" out of him. The Devil now lives on Pluto.

Zlatan: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary🗿🔥

I remember arguments between my children about who was better, Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee. It was hilarious.

Even nothing doesn't beat Chuck Norris because that's simply impossible.

Chuck Norris can lift Thor's hammer. Chuck Norris sleeps with his eyes open. When you receive a call from Chuck Norris you have two options. 1.Answer 2.Answer. If you didn't like these jokes then Chuck Norris will pay you a visit. Be prepared

Chuck Norris can eat Chic fil a on a Sunday.

Chuck Norris can stand in front of a mirror and outdraw his reflection. Chuck Norris played handball against the wall and won.

Chuck Norris beat the Kobayashi Maru before Kirk.

chuck norris can send an email on a type writer

Chuck Norris can boil fire under water😊

There is NO such thing as global warming, greenhouse gases, any other Eco-BS. Chuck Norris only farted.

These are not Chuck Norris jokes, they are Chuck Norris facts, because Chuck Norris is no laughing matter

Google needs to make the spelling chuck's name wrong thing happen

Chuck Norris got beaten by a small chinese guy