Church Chili 

This recipe should get labeled as a hate crime against Christians

Y'all are just haters. Everyone knows meat is best after its been in the fridge for like 15 months. Only when it gets a nice greenish gray color is meat truly ready for chili. He only lost because it was rigged.

This is literally the worst chili recipe I've ever seen in my entire life.

Serving people year old frozen cooked meat? I can only imagine why you didn't win, I'm just surprised you didn't give anyone diarrhea.

Jack's Church Chili: The fastest way for parishioners to meet their maker.

Chilli number 2 is almost certainly the best based solely on the fact the crock pot is 40ish years old and has extensive chilli related wear and stains.

My God, this man really has the nerve to serve rotten brisket to a church event and then complain that the voting system "isn't fair" because everybody was allowed to vote. Jack, how is that not fair? Holy hell the ego on this guy. I'm sure you made that lady really uncomfortable when you were asking If the competition was going to be "rigged"

"The reason I'm gonna win first place"

"No one uses ground beef if they want to win a contest blech" Yeah if you really want to win use year old freezer burnt meat yum. seriously whats wrong with you.

Let’s forget about the old rotten meat. He put tomato paste, tomatoes, and salsa in this chili. That’s way too much tomato. And then he dumped whole chili peppers into the mix without cutting them up. I’m sure people enjoyed that

My brother in christ, that brisket is 32 shades of green and rotting.

I doubt you'd win with garlic in jar. You bought a fresh onion, buy fresh garlic. Needs cumin and chili powder It's ironic that you're worried about cheating in a church competition. Says a lot there.

... he wore a deadpool hat to a church function.

"They are letting everyone vote so I'm not gonna win."......Sure....that's the reason.

I want to hear from someone who was at the chili bowl who ate this just to know how bad did it taste and were they spewing from both ends.

Canned ingredients and a year old freezer burned brisket and you didn't win? I'm SHOCKED!

People don't want cubed meat in their chili. It's a turnoff. Also you used Brisket that was a year and half old

It's a good thing this is a Church chili... *because you're gonna be seeing Jesus after you eat it.....*

Jack scalfoni, the man who was born with the talent to make any food look like pigs slop..

Haha, he got 17th place. There wasn't 17 but giving him last place was an insult to the other chilis.

my brother in christ. i eat sharpie markers and i wouldnt eat this. how are you alive

He fed it to the parishioners who are now perishioners ☠️

Oh boy. So many things wrong here. I don't know if you still read these Jack since the video is going on 7 years old, but to anyone else who want's constructive criticism on what went wrong here, i'll go down the list. Brisket: Keep this out of chili. You want ground meat for the texture. You can grind up brisket but it's expensive. Italian sausage: I have no idea why he chose this. fennel is the main seasoning that sets this apart from other sausage and doesn't belong in chili. Keep sausage out period. Onion: Good, but you need to saute it to bring out more flavors. Garlic: same thing. These should be sweated out in a pan on a stove with the onions before incorporating all the ingredients (also just fresh garlic). Chipotle in adobo: Good. I use this in my chili all the time, but you need to chop it up before incorporating it. Beans: good. Pinto/black/kidney will work. However you put WAY too much in there. You want a good balance of meat and veg. You basically made a veggie chili with some meat. IPA beer: These types of beers are NOT recommended for most cooking applications. It's flavor is very strong and hoppy. Usually if you know a beer is used, lager is typically a safe option. Salsa: Don't. You're adding a pre-jarred dip. Not only that, "any salsa you want" as he says in the video are going to wildly vary in flavor profiles depending on the type you choose. Diced tomatoes: Great. Tomato paste: Not 100% sure on this one. I could take it or leave it. Seasoning: Salt and pepper to taste is good. He also said the flavor would come from the chipotle in adobo. That little can he dumped in at the end? You can't expect a little can like that to flavor the whole pot sufficiently. Lastly, chili needs cumin and chili powder. Those 2 are essential for making chili and he didn't include them.

Absolutely diabolical that you served this.

Seeing that year-old brisket made me sick to my stomach.

Even Satan felt bad for those that ate that fossilized brisket

That looked like crap. That was NOT chili.

one YEAR old cooked meat? do you live in jonestown?

Rotten green year and a half old brisket canned food chili. Thankfully people prayed before eating.

You sound awfully bitter and spiteful about losing Jack. Go home and down another 30 pounds of food to make yourself feel better bro.

This dude owes an apology to literally every Cooks in the entire world, fifteenth time

This man is insane.

THAT BRISKET WAS ROTTEN! YOU SERVED BAD MEAT! TO KIDS!

He thinks it's a conspiracy that he didn't win? He's lucky he hasn't made anyone seriously sick.

Be honest, are you a little bitter that you lost the chili competition?

Everyone has to the pick the best chili possible so that's why I probably won't win

Awesome ingredients meaning a pile of cans. And an onion and old meat.

Ngl that rotten brisket is only the second most disturbing thing I’ve seen put in a chili.

SALTY JACK IS BEST JACK

5:30 you don’t have to tell us, we’ll immediately know which one by the amount of bodies laying in front of it

It's a miracle this video hasn't been used as evidence in a manslaughter trial

I have no doubt number 2 won. You can tell a grandma owns it. Probably has had it for years.

I watch this video every night before bed. 🤣🤣🤣

at least brown the onions and the garlic a little..

Im glad you didn’t win, and im sad people actually partook in having to taste test your garbage pot chili

I just had to google how long cooked beef brisket lasts in the fridge, it said 4 days, & you served a year old rotten piece of meat at a church event so arrogantly I had second hand embarrassment

Looks like the Brisket just came out of a mummified tomb.

It’s green. The meat is green.

Holy moly, the legendary brisket is real hahaha!!!

You can see the saltiness in his eyes 🤣

Don't put corn in chili

Now THIS is the kind of nasty stuff I come to Jack for! Some nasty looking chili made with rotten meat!

He really is the DSP of cooking, and I thought DSP was the DSP of cooking.

He probably placed dead last 🤣.

There is rotten freezerburned green meat in this recipe, but yet some comments are still more concerned about beans being included

barring discussion on dried beans vs. canned beans vs no beans, i think the secret to a winning chili is using dried whole chili peppers that you toast, reconstitute in water, and then blend into a chili paste. it works better than chili powder, and if the smoky chipotle adobo flavor is NOT what you're going for, it's the best method. also, you should have added cumin.

Did your Church ex-communicate you after this?

OMG THAT BRISKET IS MOLDY AND ROTTEN AND HE FED IT TO PEOPLE!!!

Does anyone else not notice that that brisket is green?

imagine goign to this event, some guy shows up and acts like a karen losing, then after you get horribly sick that night you see this video.

Jack was seething at the end lol

You need to put some pride, love and effort into your cooking. We can’t expect to have a “good enough” attitude, and expect an A. It’s like a student writing their paper, with zero prep, an hour before it’s due, and then saying “I only got a D because the teacher doesn’t like me”.

i thought you already made a "garbage stew" video

And it's a chili competition, so nobody can say which chili made them violently ill or if it wasn't just the chili. Hopefully hebrags about his cooking channel at church so everyone knew to stay away from his entry.

I’d rather eat Kevin Malone’s chili off the floor...

My IBS is acting up just watching the video, I could not imagine eating it. Hopefully God was on the side of the taste testers

This is why I don't eat at events like this!

This has to be breaking some law

I bet people laughed when they tried it. It's a bunch of canned foods mixed together

Is that brisket rotten? What the hell?

We need to do a check and confirm if everyone who consumed this mess is still alive and well today

You should rename the video "how to make an ashtray".

It's amazing watching him use two arms like that

That's not a brisket but a Geode hurdled from the Keipler Belt

7 year old video, a mass-food poisoning fit to be engrained into internet history!

Ahh yes i love me some green brisket from a year ago chili

Rotten brisket and Italian sausage??!! WTF?! Also, you didn't win because you made sludge. Not chili.

Is this cooking show a long running joke, or is he really that unaware? Brisket is a year old and he just sliced vertically through the point and flat😂

imagine this dude was your father, id rather eat my toenail clippings than eat what he cooks up.

In my opinion you kind of overloaded the chili with stuff. Leave out the salsa and one can of beans next time.

imagine thinking that 3 minutes to empty a bunch of ingredients into a slow cooker wins you first prize. lmao

It's pronounced" La goon E toss" (Lagunitas IPA) You shouldved used fresh brisket (not year old frozen) and shredded it. Also, you should've taken the sausage out of the casing before cooking then cooked it with the onions.

Came here for the comments not disappointed

Take the chili to church and perform a exorcism on it.

You should be in jail for this one buddy. Gross negligence AT BEST.

I could literally think of nothing worse then eating some stomach ruining bottom of the barrel Bean Soup that is larping as actual Chili and then wanting to run around and play flag football immediately afterwards How do all the players not just vomit all over the parking lot that sounds awful

I know this is an old video but the dude needs to take it down. He has such an ego he would rather give food poisoning to an entire church rather than call his loss. I’m sorry Jack but a real chef knows what spoiled food looks/smells like but he also knows that a dish depends on the quality of each one of its ingredients. Don’t think that no one will notice the brisket. I can guarantee you that if the people who puked their guts out after this saw this video then you’d get some joyful letters and a few court summons in the mail.

I cant believe you consider serving moldy 1 year old frozen brisket to complete strangers, If you wanna send people to the hospital keep it within your own family, Also this whole recipe is an insult to the chili community!!

Hi Jack! I saw a few times that you had trouble getting the tomato paste out of the little can. Here's a trick that my mom taught me... open both ends of the can and make sure that they both are completely open. Push one end a little bit and pull the other ends lid off...then continue pushing the paste out! It works so well and gets most of the paste off of the inside of the can.

Wow this channel just went to hell fast!

im surprised the health inspector wasnt involved

DID HE PUT BEER IN THE CHILI WHY DOES HE HATE HIS OWN CHURCH

If this came in any position other than last, I would be truly shocked.

Bean soup, not chili.

This looks like chili made by someone who has never heard of chili before, and only has a recipe for it written in a language they don't understand.

This is a masterpiece

He got kicked out

The Last Supper

"nobody uses ground beef anymore" - Jack 2016. I come form the year 2024 to attest that people DO infact now again use ground beef for chili. its actually the main component. +onions, garlic, bowl of red seasoning, MSG, disodium inosinate and guanylate.

Not only was that brisket green, but the putside was tar black. It's like that shiny black asphalt you see on roads after it gets repaved. This guy MUST be trolling, no way anybody like this can exist 🤣