Salsa Chicken,Salad & Cheesecake - Romantic Dinner #1 

How to tell your wife you want a divorce with the power of cooking.

Jack projecting his own insecurities about how to behave when cooking for a woman is amazing.

"$24.81, can you believe that?" Looking at that meal? Yes.

this is something I'd make at 2am wasted

Here are MY tips for impressing your girl with a romantic dinner: 1. Don't watch the Cooking with Jack show 2. Don't watch the Cooking with Jack show 3. Don't watch the Cooking with Jack show 4. Just take her to Olive Garden or something. She is gonna love ya. If you ain't smooching before the night's over, it's because you watched the Cooking with Jack show.

Broke every rule you gave us Take her out for dessert, makes a "cheese cake" Nothing starchy, makes a potato No onions or garlic, marinated in salsa.

Nothing says romantic like sitting with your girlfriend watching this video and laughing together.

"Eat before you Eat" is clearly the type of advice coming from a man that looks like a keg barrel on 2 legs.

Ladies please don't look away, it will help paramedics immensely if you know how you were poisoned.

A microwaved green potato is the most romantic thing I have ever seen, props to you Jack 👏👏👏

Touches raw chicken all over. Continues to touch various things without washing his hands.

Don't make a heavy dinner,... makes cheesecake lmao

I made this for my girlfriend and she broke up with me. I can’t stop drinking.

“Don’t give her starch-“ Potatoes are 1000000000% starch sir 😂

THIS CANT BE REAL

might as well go mcdonalds and call it a romantic dinner.

“Guy tip” lmao what a clown

the chicken looks like a bloody tampon

cooking with jack cheesecake: - take premade crust - add premade filling you literally might as well buy a fully premade cheesecake and it would probably taste way better

How romantic serving her frozen pie crust, and boxed cheesecake filling

I made this for my wife and she said she wants “da force” I don’t know what that means but it sounds epic thank you Jack!!!!

"Remember to put it in the oven first, it's not ready, it's still dough" Men: Ah ye, unga bunga, caveman almost forgot

"you're gonna thank me later." Yes, thank you for the laughter

I'm a lady and I watched it because I believe everyone is entitled to enjoying a train wreck

"nO oNiOnS!" *Proceeds to use salsa, which by the way contains onions*

Pasta is like.. The ultimate date night meal. What is he on

I hope someday, in a distant future, a historian finds this channel and interprets it as an accurate representation of human cuisine during this era. Call it the 23rd century Jas Townsend

"Don't wear cologne" If she's overpowered by cologne across the table.... Your need to stop putting on half a bottle. One spray.

Implying other people have Tweety bowls

" Last thing you wanna do is fill your lady up on valentines" Speak for yourself jack

Thanks Jack, she took the kids.

If any guy presented me that cheesecake I'd dump him right there.

As an ex chef for a mid-high class restaurant, I would like to ask for a life sentence for Jack, even in prison they have better looking/tasting food. 😂

Can you imagine being married to someone who not only thinks any of this is ok, but thinks its so good he's using it to instruct other men?

"don't fill her up" then gives her cheesecake "women dont care what it looks like if it tastes like cheesecake" why don't you just make her a vegan sloppy joe for valentines

Your not foolin anyone with guy tip #1. You just wanna eat 2 dinners. Edit: There's no woman coming over to eat. You just wanted a cheesecake.

This is better than any comedy on Netflix

2:50 “of your old enough to shave, shave” what is his audience made up of? What 10 yr olds are studying his valentine tips?

I swear, If I ever end up on death row... I will request this as my last meal. I will look forward to the electric chair ASAP after eating it.

“Use a nice dish” “do not serve her a salad in the tweety bowl” *_*uses paper plates_**

The only woman who would ever think this as appetizing is Jack in a wig

1:25 don't drag us all down to your level thanks ✌

Is the salsa and excuse to not season your food properly?

I tried this, I'm now single THANKS JACK

It should really read "Fatso tip #1: Eat before you eat".

My guy made a “cheesecake” and didn’t even buy the right premade crust for the pie

Your cooking makes me want to live off of eating paper for the rest of my life

Anyone here from cr1t1ikal?

If I cooked this for my partner, id be on a one way ticket to break up city

This yells divorced dad meal rather than a romantic valentines dinner.

If I had a girlfriend and made that for her as a "romantic dinner" I would probably not have a girlfriend anymore.

“The last thing you want to do is fill your lady up on Valentine’s Day” *actually.....*

The only word I have to describe that dinner is sad

jack she wont call back

You’re being incredibly presumptive about what women like.

TAMPON CHICKEN

>Sour cream and 5 green onions LOADED BAKED POTATO

These guy tips are something a teen would think to impress his girlfriend.

"you're going to allow... her to put her own dressing on"

As your date cuts into her cheesecake, be sure to look her in the eyes and say, "You like that? Yeah - women love cheesecake." That'll score some major points for you. LOL

Not a single thing was made from scratch or seasoned

All hail the emo rock band singer Charlie

I would be ashamed to serve my girlfriend this meal. If you need to be taught how to make this meal you should just take her out to dinner. What a joke!

“If you ain’t smoochin by the end of the night , you must of did something wrong” ... Are you sure about that, Jack?

Who tf wears axe as a cologne 😭😭😭 This dude probably wore axe to prom 💀💀💀

alternative recipe; creamy lemon and dill chicken, with lots of delicious spices marinating the chicken the night before. an arugula salad with roasted walnuts, fresh pears, aged piave cheese petals, and a delicious sweet tangy vinaigrette consisting of Dijon mustard, sugar, honey, salt n pepper, red wine vinegar, shallots, and olive oil. the broccoli and potato would be used to make medallions with added sharp cheddar and Swiss. and for dessert, a simple strawberry cheesecake with a graham cracker crust. 😋

Hey Jack, I made this for my gf and she left me, wtf????

“Last thing you wanna do is to fill your lady up on valentines.” I dunno man i kinda want to

I gotta tell ya Jack, this meal worked wonders for me. Just last night I was one poor lonely soul, but now after tossin’ up this meal I’m swimming in ladies. That title is no lie folks, one bite from this and the ladies will be stuck to you like that cheesecake in your arteries. I don’t know how someone could have as much raw talent as you, and I thank you for your absolute breakthroughs in the culinary world.

I get that someone might be on a budget, but why is everything storebought? A romantic meal should be made of something from the heart, or at least a little homemade.

So you are adamant about using a nice serving plate, but yet you are serving microwaved food on the nice plate? The irony.

You know, or you can make dinner and dessert _with_ your girlfriend and make a lovely date out of that...

I'm literally crying reading these comments

Most of the ingredients are store bought. I get making live easy for yourself but come on, where's the heart?

He couldn't even manage to buy the right premade pie crust. unbelievable.

No dislikes on the video? Seems like a great tutorial, can't wait to try it!

I made this... Now I'm single and have food poisoning. At least it was under $25

8:24 why did you make another raw bag of salsa chicken as a time saving transition to shave off 3 seconds? 🤨

I thought I was cheap lol!

"Don't feed her starch" *Proceeds to serve potatoes, one of the starchiest foods out there*

My boyfriend and I watched this together. Our only question, since we are both men, who makes the meal?

"$24.81 can you believe that?" No I really can't, I have no idea how you spent that much on that pile of garbage. For that price you could get a feast from McDonalds that would taste better and would probably still make it more likely for you to sleep with someone

I'd rather have the Tweety bowl with some pasta 😅

Who the hell put hot fudge on a cheesecake

And if you're a dude making dinner for another dude, NO BEANS.

Anyone here from Cr1tikals video?

“NOTHING HEAVY!” “NO GARLIC OR ONIONS” “ROMANTIC” - cheesecake, potatoes - salsa - microwaved vegetables thrown, tells us to use plastic plates I can’t believe this guy is serious lol

How do you make a cheesecake look worse with twice the amount of effort as making an actual cheesecake?

If you actually make any of this for a girl, expect a break up

this looks like my depression dinners lmfao

He measures in containers rather than cups. Also your lady deserves more than microwaved potatoes and prepackaged cheesecake filling.

No onions or garlic.... Cooks with salsa which is full of onions and garlic and uses a whole head of broccoli which will make you very gassy later

Jack I made this for my wife that I’ve been with for 5 years and after the meal she left me

Thanks for the tips i hope this will be my last date 👍😁

my wife divorced me the night i cooked this for her

This is not romantic dinner, this is for end of the month students. 🤣

Why is there a washer and dryer in the kitchen?

Perfect valentines day meal if you really despise your wife or girlfriend and are looking for an easy way to break up. Happy Valentines Day!

This comment section has me dying of laughter

Anyone here from Colossal?