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Cities Skylines Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Tolls Only No Tax Challenge 

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Cities skylines is the single greatest city building simulation of all time. It mixes the fun of building and managing a city perfectly to set how much tax there is. Today however we will be seeing if cities skylines is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits. Or if perhaps Tolls only and no tax challenge might break the normal gameplay style of this city builder. Hello there ladies and gentlemen today I present to you the legendary game that is cities skylines. Now many people will say that cities skylines is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits. However, I present to you the Toll Road Only / Toll Booth Only Challenge! We are making a city... How on earth does the spiffing brit do it!
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@TuffMelon
@TuffMelon 4 года назад
"I tried to visit New Sealand, but i forgot to bring my savings with me so i couldn't get past the toll booths, and when trying to find somewhere to turn around i got washed away by a tsunami of sewage"
@mitsvanmitsvanio6106
@mitsvanmitsvanio6106 4 года назад
This is a feature, if you dont pay the toll there is no turn back, you will get drown from sewage as capital punishment.
@dembro27
@dembro27 16 дней назад
Sounds more like New Peeland.
@LarvaSolus
@LarvaSolus 4 года назад
Should've named the city EA since everything good in the city is behind a paywall
@Noobie2k7
@Noobie2k7 4 года назад
Ooooo GOTTEM!!!
@Septimus_ii
@Septimus_ii 4 года назад
@@Noobie2k7 They're not toll booths, they're surprise traffic jams
@markmcgehee3864
@markmcgehee3864 4 года назад
Septimus ii this isn’t a robbery It’s a Surprise Withdraw
@degtyarev708
@degtyarev708 4 года назад
No way in hell they'd allow 0% tax. 20%, *maybe*
@Primordial_Radiance
@Primordial_Radiance 4 года назад
Not to mention the giant shit hole...
@cultofdumbpling4699
@cultofdumbpling4699 Год назад
"Queen Elizabeth II Memorial Bridge" well...that aged like fine wine
@egemenozan5641
@egemenozan5641 Год назад
was scrolling down looking for this
@uthopia27
@uthopia27 Год назад
Oofff
@TempLiveOffical
@TempLiveOffical Год назад
Yikes
@Now_Roxas
@Now_Roxas Год назад
Not mad happy or sad she died idc
@darkezeo7322
@darkezeo7322 Год назад
Lol
@sandro5535
@sandro5535 2 года назад
I like to imagine a car chase. The thief has to stop by and pay toll to continue from the cops and the cops has to stop by and pay the toll to do their job xD Pure genius
@xXSmellyBritchesXx
@xXSmellyBritchesXx 2 года назад
And then the cops run out of money but the criminal keeps paying the toll with the bank money that he robbed
@xXSmellyBritchesXx
@xXSmellyBritchesXx 2 года назад
@@TaikaJamppa HMMMM 🤔
@kaas2024
@kaas2024 2 года назад
@@xXSmellyBritchesXx HMMMMM 🤔
@6idiotsinabunker59
@6idiotsinabunker59 2 года назад
If the robber has 1mill how much money will he have by the end
@diamond_chaos
@diamond_chaos 2 года назад
@@6idiotsinabunker59 he would have negative money
@ryanlesner4716
@ryanlesner4716 4 года назад
" A bank is being robbed open the gate. " " I can not do that officer pay the toll. "
@kecukraftwork1988
@kecukraftwork1988 4 года назад
Don't worry. By the time the thieves leave the city, they'd have paid back all the money they stole.
@Alecscs
@Alecscs 4 года назад
@@kecukraftwork1988 lmao
@CWINDOWSsystem32
@CWINDOWSsystem32 3 года назад
I don't want to ruin the joke, but in the game city service vehicles are exempt from tolls, as the net income from them would be $0.
@buggart
@buggart 3 года назад
@@CWINDOWSsystem32 Not in New Sealand it isn't!
@slaphand9578
@slaphand9578 3 года назад
@@buggart new zealand's long lost cousin, new sealand
@MilitantDove
@MilitantDove 4 года назад
What it's like as a New Sealand citizen: "Ah, Margaret! Our home is on fire!" "Oh, Harold. Not to worry, a tsunami of sewage water is coming to put it out!" "Oh, how I love living tax free!"
@katanah3195
@katanah3195 3 года назад
This sounds like something a "libertarian" would actually say.
@arturmartincovschi9901
@arturmartincovschi9901 3 года назад
@@katanah3195 thats kinda sussy amogus
@blessedfragger5988
@blessedfragger5988 2 года назад
Damn, it’s almost like roads make up hardly 2% of taxes
@Torthrodhel
@Torthrodhel 2 года назад
"No mother, it's just the northern lights."
@Perseagatuna
@Perseagatuna 2 года назад
@@katanah3195 You could pay a private fire insurance/firefighting company
@justintime5120
@justintime5120 3 года назад
Ironic how a game that killed EA's interpretation of a city builder executed the paywall system more effectively than EA's practices
@AndrooUK
@AndrooUK Год назад
Paradox is good at microtransactions these days.
@davidbailey1721
@davidbailey1721 2 года назад
Amazing how Spiff managed to perfectly emulate the over-tolled and overflowing cesspool of Sydney. Well done.
@nicholasgalayini7063
@nicholasgalayini7063 2 года назад
Brooooooooo he really did didn’t he
@chenz69
@chenz69 2 года назад
Hahahaha legit 🤣
@bird-war
@bird-war Год назад
@Moon Shine nah, New Jersey
@tefnutofhoney2832
@tefnutofhoney2832 Год назад
Nah detroit
@iiaubp9287
@iiaubp9287 Год назад
You for got the fact that there is still 54% tax rate
@nguyenxuancuong7685
@nguyenxuancuong7685 4 года назад
me:Making 120$ a week going home: 2000$ per day on road toll me: marvelous
@Texelion3Dprints
@Texelion3Dprints 4 года назад
But hey, NO TAX !
@quoctrungtran6403
@quoctrungtran6403 4 года назад
cc
@benjaminyaary8419
@benjaminyaary8419 4 года назад
just bike
@kieranpenrose
@kieranpenrose 4 года назад
That’s what it’s like insuring a car at 20 in the UK
@youraverageuser7039
@youraverageuser7039 4 года назад
I do like to walk so I can horde my cash and if the sidewalk has tolls theres dirt i can walk around it
@TurdFurgeson571
@TurdFurgeson571 4 года назад
Citizen: I can't afford to get home, even if I work all day without sleeping! Mayor Spiff: Ah yes. But you can't afford to leave either... Drink your tea.
@Avaa2499
@Avaa2499 4 года назад
TurdFurgeson571 amazing!
@heroes0844
@heroes0844 3 года назад
But... can he afford the tea?
@TurdFurgeson571
@TurdFurgeson571 3 года назад
@@heroes0844 NO! lol
@heroes0844
@heroes0844 3 года назад
@@TurdFurgeson571 '0'
@tompenfold5367
@tompenfold5367 2 года назад
'Wow this city has no tax!' 'No, they just charge you every single time you get to and leave work' 'Sounds fanstastic'
@Pete-zi9pi
@Pete-zi9pi Год назад
So like Dubai lol
@-Miasimon
@-Miasimon 3 года назад
I'm probably going to Hell for laughing at the dead kid in the bouncy castle. I can only imagine a dead body in there, bouncing around as a bunch of other kids try to bounce away from it while screaming. It's like when a cockroach flies off the wall at you, only smellier and significantly more expensive thanks to all the toll roads.
@johnwallace2260
@johnwallace2260 3 года назад
“Tax is for when they become a rich colony, like America, then you hit them with the tax. And you hit them with the tax” gets ready to Boston harbor again
@jarvinator0692
@jarvinator0692 4 года назад
Oh no the pit is leaking -The Spiffing Brit
@therailfanningskeleton359
@therailfanningskeleton359 4 года назад
The only game where you can tax without rebellion!
@aidenpons9584
@aidenpons9584 4 года назад
I was waiting for that to happen :P
@hotwill100
@hotwill100 4 года назад
Sounds like a RTGaming
@ObligedUniform
@ObligedUniform 4 года назад
@Timbo Dewabem no tolling without polling!
@adamgray1753
@adamgray1753 4 года назад
RTGaming did the "Poop Volcano" idea first, @@hotwill100. The Spiffing Brit's Poop Volcano is subpar in comparison.
@Epzilon12
@Epzilon12 3 года назад
This reminds me of playing Rollercoaster Tycoon and charging nothing for entrance, nothing for drinks then charging for bathroom
@whokilledmercy1497
@whokilledmercy1497 2 года назад
Literally welcome to Germany
@MurdocsMinion
@MurdocsMinion 2 года назад
If you do this with RCT2, you can name the guests a bunch of variations of Frances McGowan, and they'll constantly need to use it.
@irobot661
@irobot661 2 года назад
As an American who has been to Germany and the United Kingdom my opinion on the paid bathrooms is that they are easily some of the cleanest public restrooms I have ever seen. The area just outside of them (where you pay) are by far the fithiest I have ever seen in the developed world. It's almost as if if a drunk or very poor person isn't going to magically no longer have to use the bathroom when you tell them they can't. They also have great senses of irony I guess.
@MmeHyraelle
@MmeHyraelle 2 года назад
I was charging 10 cents for drinks but 2$ for toilets :d fill that bladder mylady and dont puke.
@muradm7748
@muradm7748 2 года назад
@@irobot661 In Poland all public bathrooms are free and as clean as in Germany. I was annoyed that I have to pay 1 euro just to pee in McDonalds
@hesterclapp9717
@hesterclapp9717 2 года назад
Fun fact: "New Zealand" is the English interpretation of the Dutch "Niew Zeeland", literally meaning New Sealand. However, Zeeland is actually a province of the Netherlands, so if the Brits were to do it, it would be a bit like finding a new continent and calling it "New South Wales".
@theduchyofmilanball3157
@theduchyofmilanball3157 2 года назад
*Looks over at Australia.*
@selkie698
@selkie698 2 года назад
Wait.
@gwest3644
@gwest3644 Год назад
The Dutch originally called Australia “Nieuw Holland” when they found it, Holland is another Dutch province
@HysteryProduction
@HysteryProduction Год назад
@@gwest3644 And Holland is also a nickname to call the Netherlands as a whole in French. Languages are complicated.
@botmace2646
@botmace2646 Год назад
Nieuw*
@Patrick.Weightman
@Patrick.Weightman 2 года назад
I love that he's directly on a river but chooses to dump waste into cesspits
@Robman275
@Robman275 9 месяцев назад
Spiff may be "Make big money by placing an absurd amount of Toll booths" evil, but he isn't "UK Government" evil.
@jmuells6212
@jmuells6212 4 года назад
“I moved to New Sealand for the no tax which was nice, but then my family drowned in a literal tidal wave of sewage.”
@tortron
@tortron 4 года назад
AHH well, shit happens
@nicolascordier12
@nicolascordier12 4 года назад
I don't even know why he did that just use the eco version of those things in the river and then use the cleaning plant on the water! New Sealand is always on the verge of a literal shitfest!
@mistertaz94
@mistertaz94 3 года назад
@@tortron ah. Punny
@johnfoltz8183
@johnfoltz8183 3 года назад
And in highway tolls
@aidenpons9584
@aidenpons9584 4 года назад
"A lot of people are walking to their houses, that's a good sign, maybe we're helping the environment a bit" *Has built a coal fired power plant in a major industrial area and dumps sewage down a big hole that leads to Australia that frequently overflows*
@Zapper1993
@Zapper1993 4 года назад
I recognise that profile picture! Rock Raiders for life.
@suezuccati304
@suezuccati304 4 года назад
LUL
@averageskeletonremover2415
@averageskeletonremover2415 4 года назад
He's just putting out the bushfires
@BritishEcho
@BritishEcho 2 года назад
Side note we really need bouncy castle parks in real life. Like I can think of nothing better to do once I'm off work than to release all that stress by simply jumping about.
@johnfoltz8183
@johnfoltz8183 2 года назад
But you have to pay a toll to drive to the park where the bouncy castle is
@johnfoltz8183
@johnfoltz8183 2 года назад
Just don't wear cleats or heavy shoes when jumping around
@connerfear5915
@connerfear5915 7 месяцев назад
Imagine going to a bouncy castle park to relieve stress and finding a dead body inside 😂
@tompenfold5367
@tompenfold5367 2 года назад
You can also charge the walking traffic by making it a park and putting in entrances/exits. Way cheaper to run and just as much income, if not more.
@pleaseuseOdysee
@pleaseuseOdysee 4 года назад
Libertarians: "Taxation is theft!" Statists: "But who will build the roads?" Spiffing Brit: "I have a compromise"
@GamingOS
@GamingOS 4 года назад
Statits?
@SirColonelVonBurger
@SirColonelVonBurger 4 года назад
@OriginalTharios libertarians dong seem to think about this since privately owned roads could very well be toll ridden
@quentinvorchak3086
@quentinvorchak3086 4 года назад
@OriginalTharios That might be true in some cases, but the PA Turnpike is a pretty clear case of the government messing up a previously well-maintained, privatized system. It used to be a smooth, cheap ride, but PennDOT's Act 44 has forced them to pay $450m annually to the state government, leading to a massive increase in toll rates over the last 11 years, and they're still billions in debt. Planned expansions have been cancelled, road rebuilds have been swapped out for patches, and toll rates still continue to increase while the quality of the road overall goes down. Property taxes have also gone up statewide and PA's stretch of route 80 now also has government operated tolls, yet little to no profits from any of these taxes and tolls actually go to the roads. edit: not saying you're wrong, just saying *in my experience*, privatization worked out better than government management.
@Thulzor
@Thulzor 4 года назад
@OriginalTharios 2/3 of the roads in Sweden are private without any tolls at all and the tolls would have to be pretty significant to take over 50% of people's wages.
@xyonblade
@xyonblade 4 года назад
@OriginalTharios I mean, that is speculation, it is a definite concern that should not be overlooked, but it is still speculation
@kilroy6429
@kilroy6429 4 года назад
Me, an American, sitting here pretending to get all of the jokes about England: haha I also like salad soup.
@tomhubbard8510
@tomhubbard8510 4 года назад
An american? Here? GET THE PITCHFORKS LADS!!!
@calebspilman7811
@calebspilman7811 4 года назад
Oh i get it
@drmegasteve4335
@drmegasteve4335 4 года назад
Don't worry, the us has beaten the UK twice so we can do it
@ukpatient0403
@ukpatient0403 4 года назад
Just Google Slough it's like detroit but like w no guns or knives just depression n dat
@MAGICVINCE911
@MAGICVINCE911 4 года назад
@@ukpatient0403 man, what a place
@Gormathius
@Gormathius 2 года назад
10:03 Eventually the hole is gonna turn into a sinkhole, which basically means it'll deepen itself. Water physics is perfectly balanced.
@roykuo4
@roykuo4 2 года назад
Imagine having a lockdown and people working from home in this city
@wolfiezzvr9276
@wolfiezzvr9276 2 года назад
No problem, just put tolls in their doorways "Oh you want to go to the bathroom, well pay this £2 toll first"
@fbbinoire201
@fbbinoire201 2 года назад
just put special " people who doesnt have a dog to go out taxes"
@HowToChangeName
@HowToChangeName 2 года назад
Have you tried to turn it off and on again? -Spiff park only
@SubtractZero
@SubtractZero 2 года назад
Then the lockdowns would have never happened! Oh, wait. You think they actually happened to protect your health? Then they'd probably just socialize the internet, and charge $5/MB. Because believe it or not, government does not care about you. They care about power and money.
@AndrooUK
@AndrooUK Год назад
The beauty of this city is that the Council wouldn't lock anyone down. They'd be free to live life to the full, and keep paying tolls for the privilege. The Government only pretends to care about you, or does anything really, when it's profitable to the politicians and elite. Lockdowns made shit loads of money for Amazon, supermarkets, and big pharma, and taxes continued as normal.
@chibicthulhu4382
@chibicthulhu4382 4 года назад
Me at the start of the video: “oh I never though to make a hole for the sewage, I need to try that!” Me by the end of the video: “okay yeah maybe just dump it in the river.”
@MrPhil360
@MrPhil360 4 года назад
Spiff plan for profit 1. Advertising tea to Americans 2. Get Americans hooked on tea 3..... 4. Profits
@PaxIesus
@PaxIesus 4 года назад
British Empire 2: Electric Boogaloo
@amatthew1231
@amatthew1231 4 года назад
I mean that's literally what happened to me. I was in the London for vacation after summer classes in Europe and thought "Hm I think I'll try out this Yorkshire stuff Spiff keeps talking about" And yeah shits kinda amazing. I bought 2 boxes home with me, had to declare it as contraband and show it to security which was pretty funny. I was converted.
@arziphaelarziphael7671
@arziphaelarziphael7671 4 года назад
st0inks
@ambidexter2017
@ambidexter2017 4 года назад
More like Boston Tea Party 2: Empire strikes back
@jorgegarcia6140
@jorgegarcia6140 4 года назад
Last time they tried it shit went down in Boston.
@drivernephi7494
@drivernephi7494 3 года назад
I have a district called "toll booth scam" it's literally 20+ toll booths
@Rileydoesstuff
@Rileydoesstuff Год назад
"There are two things in life you cannot avoid death and taxes" Unless you're playing city skylines -Benjamin Franklin
@kmeanxneth
@kmeanxneth 11 месяцев назад
you could say the toll is the tax
@thexbadxseed5051
@thexbadxseed5051 4 года назад
28:15 "...but look, everyone's still having fun, people are going to the park, enjoying the bouncy castle." *sirens wail in background *
@ryanlesner4716
@ryanlesner4716 4 года назад
" My wife the senator has had a heart attack send help." " Sir we are sending an ambulance..." " An ambulance!! No send the helicopter...The tolls add five hours to any trip." " Okay sir the emergency services helicopter is on the way."
@shaldem1976
@shaldem1976 4 года назад
*air toll*
@ryanlesner4716
@ryanlesner4716 4 года назад
@@artytalkstodragons How would there be a toll in the sky?
@ryanlesner4716
@ryanlesner4716 4 года назад
@@shaldem1976 A toll both in the sky? How?
@ryanlesner4716
@ryanlesner4716 4 года назад
How would you pay? The over head rotor blades make getting close to a toll booth tower impossible.
@ryanlesner4716
@ryanlesner4716 4 года назад
@@artytalkstodragons A gang member would just buy a helicopter with missiles so he doesn't have to pay. " Want my code...Here it comes. " " Incoming missile! "
@keeperofdragon409
@keeperofdragon409 3 года назад
The tour guide for that city will most likely say, ”As you see on the right side of the bus, that is called the Chocolate Fountain, it’s not actually chocolate but worse, and up ahead are 10 toll booths that we will have to go through no matter what route, so everybody pay up your amount.”
@VentiVonOsterreich
@VentiVonOsterreich Год назад
15:09 my mans literally built a memorial for Queen Elizabeth II two years in advance
@theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149
@theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149 4 года назад
This video is going to get us one step closer to having a RTGame collab. I can feel it happening soon.
@liquidshadow7861
@liquidshadow7861 4 года назад
It could unleash such a game breaking style of gameplay that the game will immediately just give up.
@Shadowxx98
@Shadowxx98 4 года назад
@@thespiffingbrit we shall call it: spiff and the irish lads
@windowcleaner4724
@windowcleaner4724 4 года назад
Speedwagon best girl
@andrewbogard2411
@andrewbogard2411 4 года назад
That would be absolutely hilarious and good quality content
@lemiru
@lemiru 4 года назад
But which game they should play?
@techhelpwizardgenie3146
@techhelpwizardgenie3146 4 года назад
I literally cried laughing so hard at this. Everyone was playing this game wrong lol
@lizvillegas6603
@lizvillegas6603 2 года назад
Come to this video for the crazy tolls, stay for the increasingly terrifying sewage pit/mountain combo
@bussymoose
@bussymoose 3 года назад
I love how the poop volcano is silently looming in the background
@dm7w
@dm7w 4 года назад
12:21 Service vehicles (e.g. police cars and garbage trucks) do not pay any money to pass the toll roads. That's why only two cars had passed the toll road you see at 16:25.
@jameswinters5018
@jameswinters5018 4 года назад
Daniel M. I don’t think busses pay either
@jannikheidemann3805
@jannikheidemann3805 4 года назад
@@jameswinters5018 That's because you own them too.
@roguebanshee
@roguebanshee 4 года назад
Alternate title: For Whom the Road Tolls.
@George-vv5ok
@George-vv5ok 4 года назад
Morten most underrated comment
@auxilia5024
@auxilia5024 4 года назад
Ask not for whom the road tolls, for it tolls for thee
@SteefPip
@SteefPip 4 года назад
Gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boys soul.
@lain-ih6jj
@lain-ih6jj 4 года назад
Metallica
@nicktirado3686
@nicktirado3686 2 года назад
when he cranked up the prices at 14:50 my drink almost came out my nose laughing
@Pamishelizzz
@Pamishelizzz 3 года назад
I'm always amazed on how the hell does the Spiff find these kind of exploits in games :D it's freakin amusing to watch :D
@Fumblerful
@Fumblerful 4 года назад
"Queen Elizabeth Memorial Bridge" Do you know something we don't?
@FlanneryYT
@FlanneryYT 4 года назад
The original passed 10 years ago on the day of this video's release. The one we "see" is actually a hologram. Like Tupac.
@NAe_Yunix
@NAe_Yunix 4 года назад
@@FlanneryYT where Tupac at
@FlanneryYT
@FlanneryYT 4 года назад
@@NAe_Yunix Look up the "tupac hologram concert".
@MGTV1
@MGTV1 4 года назад
Queen elizabeth died in 1603. It's not the "queen elizabeth the second" memorial bridge.....
@thijsfrauenfelder4029
@thijsfrauenfelder4029 4 года назад
@@MGTV1 that's literally what he said in the video though "this is the queen Elizabeth the second memorial bridge" 14:49
@watercannonscollaboration2281
@watercannonscollaboration2281 4 года назад
*everytime I close my eyes I see Slough Spiff, are you sure you don’t have ptsd?
@radomilprokopmaly5722
@radomilprokopmaly5722 4 года назад
Post traumatic slough disorder?
@redmonika9187
@redmonika9187 4 года назад
I actually was born and live in slough. Imagine my pain.
@radomilprokopmaly5722
@radomilprokopmaly5722 4 года назад
@@redmonika9187 it will be alright, the human lifespan is only about 80 years, your suffering will be (relatively ) soon over.
@redmonika9187
@redmonika9187 4 года назад
@@radomilprokopmaly5722lol. bold of you to assume I won't get stabbed before then. It's slough remember.
@nikallport6609
@nikallport6609 4 года назад
I went through there once to visit family, and holy shit the amount of black puffer jackets was higher than German losses at stalingrad.
@jameswatkins7763
@jameswatkins7763 Год назад
This is definitely one of my favorite episodes. The story arc about the sewage is totally unexpected and wonderful!
@gothikel
@gothikel 2 года назад
28:18 I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard 😂
@geofff.3343
@geofff.3343 4 года назад
Spiff: Maybe we're helping the environment a bit. Also Spiff: Giant gaping cesspit, come one, come all. Admission only five Sealandian Dollarypoundayen.
@patrickknoph6313
@patrickknoph6313 4 года назад
"If no job is found don't worry. You will simply be given a car and told to drive around in circles". Hahahahaha! omg that broke me....
@badeiser
@badeiser 2 года назад
as a huge Biffa fan I could not stop laughing , it was fantastically cheeky!
@johnathanfontes8089
@johnathanfontes8089 Год назад
Wait, why was it called the Queen Elizabeth MEMORIAL Bridge?
@barianbadhon
@barianbadhon Год назад
I was wondering the same thing lol
@vox.6607
@vox.6607 4 года назад
Not lying, you’re actually the reason I started drinking tea. Thank you.
@JoahTheThread5ive
@JoahTheThread5ive 4 года назад
I drink coffee now just to spite him. I don't even like coffee.
@radomilprokopmaly5722
@radomilprokopmaly5722 4 года назад
I don't drink either....
@alexkairis3927
@alexkairis3927 4 года назад
When do we create a meme with Spiff, looking like snoop dog, with "sip tea ereyday"
@ElZamo92
@ElZamo92 4 года назад
Elitesheep 7 same. I bought a big box of Lipton black tea the other day... I’ve almost finished it in about a month...
@zestybrobean
@zestybrobean 4 года назад
@@ElZamo92 I started with lipton too. Have you tried English breakfast tea? If you haven't, I reccomend it.
@CenJohan
@CenJohan 4 года назад
I honestly expected to hear “Country Roads” when the waste water pit was emptied via meteorite
@Nanaman720
@Nanaman720 4 года назад
Ah, a man of culture I see
@naranciaisbestboi125
@naranciaisbestboi125 4 года назад
You too?
@chael9323
@chael9323 4 года назад
RT hahaha
@MrDUneven
@MrDUneven 4 года назад
Take me home Toll road
@ShockingPikachu
@ShockingPikachu 4 года назад
@XelaaleX1234 yt You could call spiff a bit of a shitposter. Also nothing wrong with him imitating the poopcano, it was a perfect strategy
@terryeubanks8797
@terryeubanks8797 3 года назад
Always appropriate to end with a Country Roads moment.
@Dmoneke
@Dmoneke Год назад
I was here for an actual tutorial and ended up laughing and also learning you made my day man😂❤️ You gained yourself a subscriber 🙏🏻
@theatheistpaladin
@theatheistpaladin 4 года назад
"Every time I close my eyes, I see Slough." You too?
@wyatteisenach2742
@wyatteisenach2742 4 года назад
When spiffing Brit likes the comment so much he comments, but doesn’t pin it
@ignis488
@ignis488 4 года назад
everytine i close my eyes i wake up feeling so horny
@toadtexas
@toadtexas 4 года назад
@@thespiffingbrit A 13 year old Italian Texan here, what is slough?
@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 4 года назад
@@toadtexas An absolute shithole in England
@Harryw007
@Harryw007 4 года назад
i live next to slough and i can admit it is a poop hole
@seto635
@seto635 4 года назад
"You ready for your route through New Sealand?" "Yeah. Hey, do you have a spare $336 I could borrow?"
@rowdyjoringer612
@rowdyjoringer612 2 года назад
The best part about this is, is that in real life a single toll road makes that much probably in a day. Spiff legitimately made a mechanically and legitimately cheaper place to live.. Spiff for Space Force Commandant.
@The-Mov
@The-Mov 3 года назад
“A good old fashioned class divide.”
@blubulb7940
@blubulb7940 4 года назад
"Shithole" just got a whole new meaning...
@sephtis
@sephtis 4 года назад
Or it's original meaning
@aljon5947
@aljon5947 4 года назад
Except no solids
@sintheticsounds1686
@sintheticsounds1686 4 года назад
a giant shithole full of waste from everyone's individual shitholes? I present the Shit Super Hole
@how2pick4name
@how2pick4name 4 года назад
You should send this to Biffa for his "judge my city" series. :D
@tnexus13
@tnexus13 4 года назад
A tea fuelled RU-vid crossover!
@ram89572
@ram89572 4 года назад
i think that traffic would have poor Biffa crying....though I suppose he has dealt with worse
@Addrrall
@Addrrall Год назад
after spending the last week learning about road hierarchies and the most optimal freeway setups, the beautiful neighborhoods in this video couldn't have been better.
@thebeardostreams2876
@thebeardostreams2876 3 года назад
I loved this video so much, that it has inspired me to play this game again with a very, VERY specific end goal in mind (and it has nothing to do with the toll booths) :D
@goosebumps7663
@goosebumps7663 2 года назад
well what is it
@Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx
@Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx 4 года назад
“Tax is for when they become a rich colony, like America, then you hit them with the tax. And you hit them with the tax” *gets ready to Boston harbor again*
@kilroy6429
@kilroy6429 4 года назад
I'm just sayin' a bunch of drunk farmers whooped the asses of the most powerful empire on the planet... so maybe don't tax your colonies...
@anthonybousquet3590
@anthonybousquet3590 4 года назад
Kilroy 137 Accessory they also had the help of the next three most powerful European empires, but you know ‘alone’.
@kilroy6429
@kilroy6429 4 года назад
@@anthonybousquet3590 I never said "alone". I said the drunk farmers won. Also, it was France and Spain who helped them out, but England had the Help of German Mercenaries.
@anthonybousquet3590
@anthonybousquet3590 4 года назад
Kilroy 137 I know it was France and Spain, but the Thirteen colonies had help from almost all of Europe, counting the French Empire (not really an empire at the time, but you get the gist), the Spanish Empire, Sweden, The Netherlands and others. Prussians soldiers even trained the Continental army despite Prussia’s neutrality in the conflict. The only great power in Western Europe that wasn’t”t against Britain was Portugal because of their centuries old alliance/non-aggression pact. I shouldn’t have phrased it ‘alone’, but more like ‘you know, a couple drunk farmers’.
@mrcaboosevg6089
@mrcaboosevg6089 4 года назад
@@kilroy6429 Saying that is along the same lines as saying Vietnamese farmers beat America, you'd have to be a moron to think war is ever that simple. The majority of the American revolution wasn't fought in America and France even bankrupt itself to the point where the country collapsed... Saying they were American farmers when a lot of the US command was made up of experienced former British soldiers is an egregious misrepresentation of the war. Look at the war of 1812 if you want to see Britain vs America, America lost to a war to a country that was busy fighting one of the biggest wars in history against one of the biggest threats to Europe since the Romans
@Sam-lj9vj
@Sam-lj9vj 4 года назад
"You don't need tax" Still funny coming from the Brits.
@litapd311
@litapd311 4 года назад
they found that taxing people doesn't always work out for them
@adamlennon750
@adamlennon750 4 года назад
@@litapd311 only the uncivilised ones.
@blax140
@blax140 4 года назад
We taxed Americans for "special" paper so they were allowed to print out legal documents Heh Americans deserved to be taxed for paper for leaving our great country ITS A JOKE DONT PUT A HIT ON MY HEAD FOR SAYING THAT
@crow2989
@crow2989 4 года назад
Generic VR Americans were Brits just in America. If anything, you all were taxing fellow brits across the sea. I imagine we could have been I truly world dominating nation had we not fought over the right to drink tea without tax lol
@blax140
@blax140 4 года назад
@@crow2989 I'm so sorry my fellow britss but you left england sooooooooooo TAXED
@BlackCanvasAudio
@BlackCanvasAudio 2 года назад
Can I just say that I laughed my ass off at this video! BRILLIANT!!!!
@genestarwind928
@genestarwind928 3 года назад
I had an idea. What if you set up a road block to trap a ton of cars, and then just circled the road around so a large group of cars just drove in circles paying tolls?
@buurman2635
@buurman2635 8 месяцев назад
pretty sure the cars need a destination otherwise they despawn
@hebl47
@hebl47 4 года назад
12:48 "A lot of money is being made" Balance: -2800. Seems about right.
@philruu
@philruu 4 года назад
Society: stay-at-homes turn poor Here: stay-at-homes richest part of society
@manictiger
@manictiger 4 года назад
Uh, not really. I'm a d4y tr4d3r and I make more than pretty much anyone else I know. I also hold onto more than anyone else I know. I'm building an IRL empire and it's going pretty well. Sometimes I look back on it and marvel at how I went from a homeless bum to where I am now. Sitting in traffic for 2 hours every day to get to a place that caps your income at some arbitrary amount per hour is not how you get rich.
@user-nf9xc7ww7m
@user-nf9xc7ww7m 4 года назад
@@manictiger Is day trader a trigger word that gets banned, or are you a "cool" rapper?
@manictiger
@manictiger 4 года назад
@@user-nf9xc7ww7m Lol. Yeah, RU-vid is very picky about comments these days. F7ck 5hi7 up or it'll get deleted.
@ClassicaI
@ClassicaI 4 года назад
manictiger fucking hell just swear like the rest of us
@JC_Cali
@JC_Cali 4 года назад
Your comment is a very prescient now lol
@mkkaczor
@mkkaczor Год назад
How the Queen's bridge aged is very sweet
@proatplanes
@proatplanes Год назад
its called queen elizibeth memorial bridge, oh he didnt know, he didnt know...
@dominickdesalvo8476
@dominickdesalvo8476 4 года назад
So if taxing tea led to the tea being thrown in the harbor, does that mean that taxing traffic will lead to all the cars being thrown in the harbor?
@michaelkite7119
@michaelkite7119 4 года назад
Flawless reasoning
@TheMrVengeance
@TheMrVengeance 4 года назад
Well, if you watch until the end of the video... kind of. :p
@ProfessorSyndicateFranklai
@ProfessorSyndicateFranklai 4 года назад
In New Sealand, the habour is thrown in the car!
@liam.28
@liam.28 4 года назад
Dominick Desalvo *Lets tax houses*
@Iron_Stigmata
@Iron_Stigmata 4 года назад
Throw the cars into poop lagoon
@YM-zf8mt
@YM-zf8mt 4 года назад
it's funny because in France they already did that 15 years ago, so imagine my surprise when i saw you bindly copying and pasting France's minister of economy's strategy EDIT : fun fact you actually pay something like 150€ to cross France from South to North, just in toll booth (and i'm being optimistic by a 50% margin)
@YM-zf8mt
@YM-zf8mt 4 года назад
@Buck warpzone tu connais beaucoup de trucs qui sont réinjecté dans l'économie du pays ? mdr nos hopitaux / écoles / systeme judiciaire et administratif ont de moins en moins de personnel alors que la population croit tout les ans ( par contre il y'a toujours plus de flics pire que pendant l'occupation en 1940 apparement)
@YM-zf8mt
@YM-zf8mt 4 года назад
@Buck warpzone non tu exagère ! c'est toujours 62ans enfin ! (bien sur si tu sais te contenter de seulement la moitié de la retraite pour laquelle tu as déjà cotisé)
@kaparg
@kaparg 4 года назад
Marechaaaal nous vouilaaa!
@ram89572
@ram89572 4 года назад
well at least ETS2 got it right when they filled that country with toll booths then
@joeblow5214
@joeblow5214 4 года назад
Sooo France is like the New Jersey of the E.U.
@macmadness5932
@macmadness5932 3 года назад
2:52 Coming from the british this line is hilarious.
@WinniethePoohismyspiritanimal
I just found your channel and I absolutely love your videos, it definitely makes me laugh which I love❤️!!
@molotovgaming4633
@molotovgaming4633 4 года назад
I’m a Brit, I can confirm that tea is tea.
@randomstuff9005
@randomstuff9005 4 года назад
Name 4 britsh city's RIGHT NOW!!!!
@molotovgaming4633
@molotovgaming4633 4 года назад
Birmingham, London, Walsall, Cannock, Wolverhampton
@BritishEmpireForHisMajesty
@BritishEmpireForHisMajesty 4 года назад
molotov gaming Walsall’s a shithole replace it with Barnsley
@randomstuff9005
@randomstuff9005 4 года назад
@@BritishEmpireForHisMajesty or Edinburgh
@randomstuff9005
@randomstuff9005 4 года назад
We could also count Washington, DC you know what I mean?
@droe2570
@droe2570 4 года назад
"We need to expand the hole." Spiff 2019
@monke9742
@monke9742 2 года назад
This is McAdam, Brunel and literally every single turnpike trustee's dream
@TORGIXGaming
@TORGIXGaming 2 года назад
I love your genius ideas in the game xD
@ragdude7323
@ragdude7323 3 года назад
“It pumps down into Australia” that means the fires started because someone ate taco bell?
@ad-skyobsidion4267
@ad-skyobsidion4267 3 года назад
That’s how it ended
@paulvogel8535
@paulvogel8535 4 года назад
That sewage pit is a great metaphor for the city
@skittlesblue3158
@skittlesblue3158 2 года назад
you absolute legend this had me in tears
@googledoxxdmebruh6283
@googledoxxdmebruh6283 Год назад
Queen Elizabeth Memorial Bridge should be super popular about now... RAISE THE TOLLS!
@Shakler147
@Shakler147 4 года назад
"You gotta pay the Spiff toll, to get into the Poop Hole..." Oh, noo....
@evanwickstrom5698
@evanwickstrom5698 4 года назад
OwO
@markserv9434
@markserv9434 4 года назад
Poop Soul
@pitsahat2
@pitsahat2 4 года назад
Oooh, yeeaah
@joshsquatch7474
@joshsquatch7474 4 года назад
Spiff: We won't have taxes but a lot of tolls. *your reputation in ancapistan has increased*
@HeIsAnAli
@HeIsAnAli 4 года назад
*_Ayn Rand's sexually aroused right now..._*
@pygmalion8952
@pygmalion8952 3 года назад
privatized roads let's goooo.
@shamelesscasual
@shamelesscasual 2 года назад
This is actually a brilliant idea!
@KarenMc
@KarenMc Год назад
You Sir are hilarious 🧐 I nearly spat out my tea with laughter a few times. 🤭
@altejoh
@altejoh 4 года назад
"we have gained $350 dollars this week from tolls" That toll machine makes more money than i do...
@notenlish
@notenlish 3 года назад
In my country the car tax is about 300%
@BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines
@BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines 4 года назад
Fantastic 👍
@harrb3736
@harrb3736 3 года назад
Hi Biffa. :)
@akselistad346
@akselistad346 3 года назад
excluding lane mathematics in the video
@danthiel8623
@danthiel8623 3 года назад
Nice hi there
@arhanrahi9221
@arhanrahi9221 3 года назад
While watching this video I was thinking if Biffa would see this video
@LionDaCat
@LionDaCat 3 года назад
Lol
@grt_iceberg
@grt_iceberg Год назад
I love going through these old videos and Slough being mentioned 😂 it's wonderful being famous in the wrong way
@imreloadin
@imreloadin Год назад
The Queen Elizabeth Memorial Bridge hits different now...
@pladderisawesome
@pladderisawesome 4 года назад
No taxes, only toll roads? Sounds like Oslo 2019
@Ezzidi
@Ezzidi 4 года назад
Exactly
@Nounooon
@Nounooon 4 года назад
And Dubai
@TheRealHanzan
@TheRealHanzan 4 года назад
You funny bro? They tax the shit out of everyone including the newly added tolls every 500m between them
@davosnakar9292
@davosnakar9292 4 года назад
Have you seen the recent "improvements" in autopass in Bergen? It is terrible
@PopeMical
@PopeMical 4 года назад
I could hear the faint sounds of country roads as the poop tank exploded.
@adamstrickland6749
@adamstrickland6749 4 года назад
Michaelo0 This is Great Britain not bloody America
@nolongeraperson
@nolongeraperson 4 года назад
@@adamstrickland6749 It's a reference to RTGame, a popular Irish YT/streamer. He turned Country Roads into a meme that played whenever he destroyed his cities in this very game.... like when his sewage pit overfilled and drowned his city in poowater.... or when he hit it with meteors.
@adamstrickland6749
@adamstrickland6749 4 года назад
Reign I know
@nolongeraperson
@nolongeraperson 4 года назад
@@adamstrickland6749 Doesn't seem like it, but okay.
@adamstrickland6749
@adamstrickland6749 4 года назад
Reign Well I was subscribed
@fristanjerwintabingo8960
@fristanjerwintabingo8960 2 года назад
Funniest spiff video Haha that ending is majestic
@WinniethePoohismyspiritanimal
14:22 Jesus lol HAHA that killed me lol
@holyloli69420
@holyloli69420 4 года назад
_Cities Skylines in the nutshell_ Me: *build a nice looking city Traffics: I'm about to end this man whole career
@michaelschiller8143
@michaelschiller8143 4 года назад
@@thespiffingbrit omg I love you spif I drink iced tea everyday and have clicked the subscribe button and bell
@Kalev225
@Kalev225 4 года назад
Once you know how to set up good road design, game is boringly easy. Money just flows in and you have to invent new ways to spend it. All from good traffic design.
@matthewgoodman7588
@matthewgoodman7588 4 года назад
I love how this ended with a tidal wave of sewage.
@doublesalopetoimcre
@doublesalopetoimcre 3 года назад
that's what i call shitstorm
@JohnLeePettimoreIII
@JohnLeePettimoreIII 3 года назад
It became Detroit?
@carlphilippgaebler5704
@carlphilippgaebler5704 3 года назад
1:00 "You don't need tax, ladies and gentlemen" Libertarianism RISING EDIT: OK I watched the video, and I have never been more wrong in my life.
@jarvistoasty
@jarvistoasty 6 месяцев назад
Brit: Creates a large tank filled with sewage and throws meteors at it RTGame: he was raised well.
@Michael0697
@Michael0697 4 года назад
"Why is the bouncy castle still wiggling?!" 🤣🤣🤣
@AyeGoblin
@AyeGoblin 4 года назад
"Mega Slough" *Instant Hat Films' Neon Musk flashbacks*
@Lethargo
@Lethargo 2 года назад
Your city is fantastic, the roads are fantastic, the design of your city is fantastic, everything is fantastic. 😄
@Jaycomma
@Jaycomma Год назад
I love how he’s talking about how his off roads to the industrial area is absolutely nonsensical but Lehi Utah literally has that exact design of off road from i15 😂
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