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@Jymm
@Jymm 6 лет назад
Ages ago I was playing Civ 1 during my first play through I thought I was doing great. I sent my Knight unit north to the sea. When I got there I saw a German submarine sail by. I definitely had to reassess my strategy.
@dude7266
@dude7266 4 года назад
Haha you are old
@dungeonttv1486
@dungeonttv1486 4 года назад
I screen-shotted this comment, I need to share this
@ralphsaavedra2326
@ralphsaavedra2326 4 года назад
This comment is gold
@POTUSJimmyCarter
@POTUSJimmyCarter 4 года назад
I remember playing Call to Power, and finished building a railroad out of my capital. I was so proud, I thought I was pretty far ahead of everyone else technologically. Then, three turns later, my enemy rolled main battle tanks down it.
@ke9n
@ke9n 3 года назад
@Herr Vorragend Pretty sure they were using 'sail' as a transitive verb. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@Sasquench
@Sasquench 8 лет назад
I always liked how supposedly "Great People" create exactly one thing and then spontaneously disintegrate.
@alexisauld7781
@alexisauld7781 8 лет назад
"My life's work was to stay dormant in Cheeselandia... until one day they woke me up and converted every fiber of my being into something called 'Nuclear Fission'..." Galileo, Great Scientist of Cheeseland, 1967.
@UKTheOmegaPyro
@UKTheOmegaPyro 8 лет назад
"EUREKA! I'VE MADE A BREAKTHROUGH IN SCIENCE!..... shit." *screams and fazes out of reality*
@superfamilyallosauridae6505
@superfamilyallosauridae6505 8 лет назад
All nations also use the T-34, except Germany, who gets a Panzer that looks like a Tiger. Planes range from the BF-109 to the F-22.
@hemerdiger
@hemerdiger 8 лет назад
Well a Tiger is a Panzer.
@UKTheOmegaPyro
@UKTheOmegaPyro 8 лет назад
Superfamily Allosauridae Panzer is german for Tank, so it's not wrong.
@SadButter
@SadButter 8 лет назад
Surprised the scout didn't find World War 2 era rifles from those ancient ruins, since you know... that happens.
@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
They just explored Vendrigoth lol
@featurelength5086
@featurelength5086 6 лет назад
I see we have a fellow Arcanum player here
@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
Feature Length Indeed we have
@theodoreroosevelt1168
@theodoreroosevelt1168 6 лет назад
I found ballistic missile research in a hut once
@swampyswamperton6536
@swampyswamperton6536 6 лет назад
Butter of Sorrow lol
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 8 лет назад
In the vanilla version, you can ACTUALLY invent a printing press without inventing a written language. "Man, this will be great for making... posters?"
@vixshire3672
@vixshire3672 5 лет назад
This will be amazing to put strange drawings of nuke for dangerous danger
@xavierlemieux8634
@xavierlemieux8634 5 лет назад
Trygve Plaustrum g
@hyhena-gaming9986
@hyhena-gaming9986 5 лет назад
Pictures of people doing stuff
@IvailoStoychev
@IvailoStoychev 5 лет назад
Science Fact 237: You can get Mechanized Infantry without even learning the combustion engine. So you are telling me the soldiers run on the ground Flintstones style?
@devlinorourke8821
@devlinorourke8821 5 лет назад
Shut up meme utopist
@thepraetorian2368
@thepraetorian2368 6 лет назад
>Steals the Internet >2 mins pass >Steals Pottery
@Nova-ix9fy
@Nova-ix9fy 3 года назад
Hol'up 2 years before 1,5k likes I grant you with a comment.
@enderdrow8844
@enderdrow8844 3 года назад
I too grant you a comment
@thisisacomment6061
@thisisacomment6061 3 года назад
I have been summoned! this post requires more comments and so i have delivered! Praise be the Section in which Comments like me reside!
@luksum7128
@luksum7128 3 года назад
Didn’t you hear? They’re really behind.
@neuvocastezero1838
@neuvocastezero1838 3 месяца назад
Shhh, we're trying to invent stirrups, and nuclear submarines.
@joanthetraveler3482
@joanthetraveler3482 8 лет назад
My favorite civ science weirdness is how you can unlock planes without unlocking oil. " We have these machines we can fly, but we can't power them"
@DetectiveRage
@DetectiveRage 7 лет назад
Well, there have been solar powered planes, and aviation biofuels. Both are more complicated than oil, but maybe in those civilization timelines the thought of drilling for oil simply never occurred to anyone.
@joanthetraveler3482
@joanthetraveler3482 7 лет назад
But the planes in the game require oil so...
@xignum
@xignum 5 лет назад
@@joanthetraveler3482 the first time i played,not knowing about the tech tree i quickly got nukes,only to find out that i have nothing to throw them out with without any oil
@mrartdeco
@mrartdeco 5 лет назад
Patrick Yeh you have wheels and animal husbandry right? That could work
@mwplaylist2890
@mwplaylist2890 4 года назад
One of my favorite moments was rushing combustion to get landships for the defense of my country only to realize I needed oil and had just locked myself out of being able to build cavalry in the meantime.
@Sunday3101
@Sunday3101 8 лет назад
This was so funny. There are so many friggin contradictions made in the Civ V tech tree. After 1000 hours into this brilliant game, I never understand the following: 1) discovering the internet before computers 2)discovering atomic theory before chemistry 3)having the knowledge of flight without any knowledge of sailing 4)understanding and using satellites without astronomy And could someone PLEASE explain who's idea it was to have embarking helicopters?!
@kanoslayer2735
@kanoslayer2735 8 лет назад
Sid's?
@apropercuppa8612
@apropercuppa8612 8 лет назад
I don't know for certain, but I think flying attack helicopters of a vast ocean might not be a great idea.
@kanoslayer2735
@kanoslayer2735 8 лет назад
Gwai Lo Think they will run out gas or something?
@Sunday3101
@Sunday3101 8 лет назад
I'm aware of the gas problem, but if there is an embarked enemy unit adjacent to land, there should be no reason why my helicopters shouldn't be able to attack that one unit. But don't think too hard into my comment, I just meant it as a funny inquiry; don't take it too seriously :)
@kanoslayer2735
@kanoslayer2735 8 лет назад
Sunday3101 Na, it fine... I understand that now...
@Crick1952
@Crick1952 8 лет назад
I was running the 'Prehistory' mod that included the Paleolithic tech and 'Future Tech' that had stuff through Sentient robots and terraforming, ect. By the time I finished Agriculture, Arabia had discovered Nuclear Enrichment and was sending Death Machines after me. The most memorable game I've ever had...
@kanoslayer2735
@kanoslayer2735 8 лет назад
I have that mod... With true Start its a bitch to play...
@ShizzyMcCreepy
@ShizzyMcCreepy 8 лет назад
I did the same except I played on warlord and made all the AI in the new world. When I got the new world I had musket men and I don't think they even got to the classical era yet.
@alexisauld7781
@alexisauld7781 8 лет назад
Where does one find these mods and are they easy to install? *Has no idea how to mod*
@Crick1952
@Crick1952 8 лет назад
Aidan Auld I just searched through the Steam Workshop. Click 'Subscribe' on any mod you want, then when you launch the game again go to the mods screen and apply them. As a general rule, almost everything in life can be found by reading the instruction manual (e.g. 'Help' screens)
@alexisauld7781
@alexisauld7781 8 лет назад
Alright. Easier than KSP then... I had a look into modding it and got fairly confused fairly quick (I'm sure it's simple stuff, but I didn't want to screw it up) And yeah, I know. Just happened to have the question on hand when reading through this so I asked. :P
@TheMarkusFIN
@TheMarkusFIN 8 лет назад
"Why are you stealing from us, we just made wheel?" "Yeah, we're really behind." Some of this cracks me up so bad. :'D
@kekero540
@kekero540 8 лет назад
we just got to the renaissance and then destroyed our libraries
@Ravenforce3
@Ravenforce3 5 лет назад
Must be a Venetian spy.
@BeaverChainsaw
@BeaverChainsaw 4 года назад
@@Ravenforce3 actually the spy was shown to be russian earlier in the video 1:23
@eric_moore-6126
@eric_moore-6126 3 года назад
DENOUNCE VENICE
@napoleoncomplex2712
@napoleoncomplex2712 2 года назад
@@Ravenforce3 'Go and research Education!' 'Can't yet.'
@JohnJohnson-jr6hp
@JohnJohnson-jr6hp 8 лет назад
Recommended as "Science" by RU-vid. Not complaining.
@mulberryman1305
@mulberryman1305 5 лет назад
well it does have "science" in the title and the thumbnail does show 2 guys in lab coats
@justanotherfangirl2398
@justanotherfangirl2398 2 года назад
This skit perfectly describes how it feel to play Hammurabi in civ 6, just " Ah ha! Nuclear warheads! Now if only i knew what an engineer was."
@webbowser8834
@webbowser8834 Год назад
Gosh, Hammurabi in civ 6 is a *drug*.
@Runs-InCircles
@Runs-InCircles 8 лет назад
The scout is actually a really decent actor.
@jakobkristensensandvik5588
@jakobkristensensandvik5588 8 лет назад
"Hello. I am scout."
@cja9515
@cja9515 8 лет назад
+Jakob Kristensen Sandvik I AM GROOT
@Kokorocodon
@Kokorocodon 8 лет назад
Are you a spy ?
@cja9515
@cja9515 8 лет назад
+GamesFrontline Um....Yes.
@Ajehy
@Ajehy 5 лет назад
Gotta love Kyle
@Huntananator
@Huntananator 8 лет назад
Breaking news! the Russian carrier jets are bombarding our cities! (10 minutes pass) The Russians have stolen sailing!
@Observer29830
@Observer29830 7 лет назад
Damn Russians...
@Joe-ij6jt
@Joe-ij6jt 7 лет назад
Yeah. Damn Russians.
@pRahvi0
@pRahvi0 5 лет назад
@Stooven McStoovenson Then proceeds to sink the aforementioned carrier with that crossbow.
@DarkDragonRus
@DarkDragonRus 5 лет назад
@Я Каджит да ты вообще каджит! Воровство у тебя в крови!
@leoleboss9414
@leoleboss9414 5 лет назад
that's the famous flying russian carrier
@ChakLong
@ChakLong 8 лет назад
This is still relevant in Civ 6. It was something like 1900 and I still hadn't researched archery, and thus bows and arrows. While I had thermonuclear missiles. Why.
@bojackhorseman4176
@bojackhorseman4176 7 лет назад
Guns are overrated.
@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
Slings ftw!
@davehoffman4659
@davehoffman4659 6 лет назад
Now your enemies can shoot your missiles out of the sky with bows and arrows, and you don't have a defense against that!
@generalhorse493
@generalhorse493 6 лет назад
Guns.... so primitive.
@ShimSladyBrand
@ShimSladyBrand 4 года назад
General Horse I understood that reference
@OuterRimPride
@OuterRimPride 7 лет назад
Walks into the laboratory in the basement of a medieval fortress: "Sir, our scouts have discovered the secrets of nuclear fusion in some ancient ruins!" Um... We just discovered optics. What the hell are you talking about?" "No idea, but I'm sure it'll be helpful a few thousand years from now!"
@burger-jd8cx
@burger-jd8cx 6 лет назад
well now you can build giant death robots
@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
After a century
@ceiling_cat
@ceiling_cat 4 года назад
Thats sound like one those "alternate-history" freaks irl
@Speed001
@Speed001 4 года назад
That's actually what happens to a lot of discoveries. We need to wait until we find a use for them.
@philmackraken6842
@philmackraken6842 8 лет назад
"Well, scout, i understand you want to donate this object to the research laboratory." "No." "What? Oh, well i thought you might just allow us to reverse engi-" "No, it's mine." XD i'm dying
@plywoodman8626
@plywoodman8626 6 лет назад
now you have super archers!
@olefredrikskjegstad5972
@olefredrikskjegstad5972 8 лет назад
I absolutely love the use of all the audio-cues in these videos.
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 лет назад
Thanks! We have a whole library of Civ 5 sound effects by now.
@Spectrum16
@Spectrum16 8 лет назад
I bet with archery discovered The millitary advisor says it will give us a big advantage in warfare ...Yes Arrows Vs Tanks .................yes
@jaredbailey5573
@jaredbailey5573 7 лет назад
hawkeye ... nuff said
@jacobhayes5245
@jacobhayes5245 5 лет назад
Well fire arrows are like Lazer guns
@Zivilin
@Zivilin 5 лет назад
In the first game phalanx units could defeat tanks when defending. XD
5 лет назад
It's retarded, that Archery is not required for future technologies, because basicaly every civilization had reasarched archery very early, and what's more, bowstrings are something that helps you understand things like music, sewing etc. And physics too. Civilization is riddiculous game...
@leoleboss9414
@leoleboss9414 5 лет назад
In Civilization IV , a longbowman had destroyed my modern armored
@mingycomumbus167
@mingycomumbus167 7 лет назад
"Our laboratory is too cluttered to allow cameras, so we are filming in the kitchen."
@epic_cheese_cat
@epic_cheese_cat 8 лет назад
I played one city Babylon before...... I got to the information era without sailing! XD
@solokom
@solokom 8 лет назад
these floaty things on the water are overrated anyway!
@Huntananator
@Huntananator 8 лет назад
you can have a carrier full of jets without sailing
@alexisauld7781
@alexisauld7781 8 лет назад
"Look at this computer guys! I wonder how our explorers are doing..." *Rowboat drifts past the window*
@JonatasMonte
@JonatasMonte 8 лет назад
Well, those don't use sails xD
@discordlexia2429
@discordlexia2429 8 лет назад
I played as England once and had Ships of the Line before Construction.
@gato815
@gato815 8 лет назад
But archery leads to mathematics...
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 лет назад
It depends on which expansion you're using. Some of them have it leading directly into the wheel.
@johnappleseed4833
@johnappleseed4833 8 лет назад
yep, if you go liberty to make up for the science you lose from expanding and not going writting asap, you gotta get to engineering and even sailing so you will have thosw trade routes up to net you science.
@barleysixseventwo6665
@barleysixseventwo6665 7 лет назад
Lets be honest; who here HASN'T neglected the naval tree all the way up to the 20th century? You only benefit if your an island nation and it doesn't really impact the other research lines for centuries. You'd much rather research something that will get you a great wonder first, or give access to better artillery, or up your economic income than have frigates to protect your one coastal village. Especially since you can garrison that village with artillery anyways.
@miamiwendigo
@miamiwendigo 5 лет назад
What about colonalsim
@FrankCastle-tq9bz
@FrankCastle-tq9bz 5 лет назад
Not me - I always research sailing techs because of the food bonuses they give to cities near large bodies of water: allowing me to spend more time increasing the industrial capacity of the land tiles through things like mines and lumber mills instead of more farms.
@MrGhosta5
@MrGhosta5 5 лет назад
i actually usually go way up the naval path first for the science and culture buildings and then go economic and then finally the bottom for military and infrastructure.
@thewanderingmistnull2451
@thewanderingmistnull2451 5 лет назад
@@mitchelrowe6915 Ahem, did you mean "England"?
@celestialtree8602
@celestialtree8602 4 года назад
yeah but like, i like starting the world congress because it means i get more votes
@samdoe3608
@samdoe3608 3 года назад
Lol “is there anything else you’re working on?” “Nope” hangs up is a perfect indictment of single use scientists
@nucleargandhi2709
@nucleargandhi2709 8 лет назад
I loved the spy stealing stuff from the lab. XD
@darcgibson5099
@darcgibson5099 8 лет назад
He comes in with the laptop and says "you can watch this [with it]" and at that moment youtube disconnects.
@vincents.6310
@vincents.6310 8 лет назад
Do a Civ 5 : Isolated Deity Korea
@mr.h4ck3rm4n4
@mr.h4ck3rm4n4 8 лет назад
I love those games. I have only met half of the other civs but I'm already building space ship parts. "Oh. There's venice. Cool. Bye"
@Kenazzle
@Kenazzle 7 лет назад
"Is there anything else you're working on?" "Nope." *hangs up*
@Darthwill44
@Darthwill44 8 лет назад
I just found your videos and I can't stop watching them, So a thousand curses upon you for taking my time up and for making hilarious and under watched videos. Side note in one game I discovered the printing press before discovering writing.
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 лет назад
Muaha, your time is forever ours.
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 8 лет назад
Goshdang it, now I'm hooked too. I have work to do, you know!
@Darthwill44
@Darthwill44 8 лет назад
What is work? I have forgotten anything but Door Monster videos.
@SuperMadman41
@SuperMadman41 7 лет назад
Agreed . Lol vids strangely funny
@DeisFortuna
@DeisFortuna 7 лет назад
Darrerdian Learn to write before you can read.
@bambel4997
@bambel4997 7 лет назад
2:53 In Civ V you have to discover archery in order to discover the wheel lmfao I cracked up
@Kilgore5
@Kilgore5 8 лет назад
are you a spy? nooooo *shifty eye looks* lolz
@TheMarkusFIN
@TheMarkusFIN 8 лет назад
Funniest part was that awkward: "Yeah, we are really behind..." :D
@etherraichu
@etherraichu 7 лет назад
i still play Civ 4 a lot. Its always funny what strange technologies end up unresearched if you have the game automatically research the fastest path to the manhattan project.
@fergochan
@fergochan 7 лет назад
That turn at 0:42. All my memories of educational videos at school came flooding back.
@CarlosCrisps
@CarlosCrisps 8 лет назад
3:02 nice detail, the "next turn" sound
@justyourfriendlyneighborho903
One of the funniest things in the game is that it's entirely possible to reach Satellites and build the Hubble Space Telescope...without ever researching Astronomy
@leonreddick5289
@leonreddick5289 8 лет назад
Absolutely love this channel, you guys deserve a lot more subscribers.
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 лет назад
Thank you!
@JonatasMonte
@JonatasMonte 8 лет назад
Please, don't steal my technology Quim.
@mornananchy495
@mornananchy495 8 лет назад
Am I the only person that researches everything in one era before moving to the next?
@lordjub-jub5254
@lordjub-jub5254 8 лет назад
Yes, some are racing to reach the modern era so they can pick the first ideology, or they're beelining for a later tech and are trying to get it as soon as possible.
@RoqueTHEGAMER
@RoqueTHEGAMER 8 лет назад
If im going to a science victory i first research stuff that boost my research so i get the stuff i let behind faster lather on
@bojackhorseman4176
@bojackhorseman4176 7 лет назад
I always rush to get to later eras faster. There was this one game where Greece still had muskets, while I already had helicopters. It was a massacre... until Russia came in and destroyed my ass.
@FrankCastle-tq9bz
@FrankCastle-tq9bz 5 лет назад
I will often jump to the next era (such as ancient to classical) and then back track to get the techs initially skipped - my goal on the early and mid-game is to remain ahead in the tech game by killing neighboring rivals while they are still young and defenseless (dead civs conduct no research).
@Xana17
@Xana17 8 лет назад
your civ videos are always hilarious
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 лет назад
Thank you!
@OuterRimPride
@OuterRimPride 7 лет назад
Well I know everyone else is more wealthy and my last city is surrounded by artillery, but it would seem I have space travel, so you all lose. I don't even need food, money, military power, or any culture at all. You should all just bow to me now.
@jacobp.2024
@jacobp.2024 5 лет назад
- Catherine the Terrible of Russia, Circa 2017, moments before launching the last Russian survivors into space along with herself.
@Axl4325
@Axl4325 4 года назад
Doom 2's plot without the Doom Marine lol
@drakesdrum1
@drakesdrum1 4 года назад
This is canonically the start of Sid Meier's Alpha Centurai
@itaybron
@itaybron 8 лет назад
happy 4th of july white lighting! may your food be hot your beers cold and may you be spared gandhi's nuclear wrath
@a-drewg1716
@a-drewg1716 8 лет назад
Don't worry Gandhi is going to put on the Fireworks.
@HaloFanRedvsBLue12
@HaloFanRedvsBLue12 8 лет назад
_"Beware the fury of a patient man."_
@RayramAureanBlue
@RayramAureanBlue 8 лет назад
But you can't steal the internet! It's not a big truck, it's a series of tubes!
@TheMarshmallowBear
@TheMarshmallowBear 8 лет назад
You can in Civ 5!
@RayramAureanBlue
@RayramAureanBlue 8 лет назад
TheMarshmallowBear knowyourmeme.com/memes/series-of-tubes
@solokom
@solokom 8 лет назад
you both won. But Rayram gets an extra point, because he ansewered with a popcultural reference as requested!
@VORP125
@VORP125 8 лет назад
they stole all the tubes.
@presofcamelot
@presofcamelot 2 года назад
"If this tank isnt mode of Steel, what is it made of?" **Shrug** "Iron?"
@nooble9021
@nooble9021 2 года назад
"Hello... I am scout." *TF2 Theme begins playing*
@ImSquiggs
@ImSquiggs Год назад
I love Door Monster, you guys nailed so many tropes and these are infinitely rewatchable because of it
@captainweekend5276
@captainweekend5276 8 лет назад
Now that's efficiency!
@kwanteikkhow230
@kwanteikkhow230 6 лет назад
Captain Weekend I understood that reference
@supremeleadercora
@supremeleadercora 3 года назад
"The russians stole the internet" that aged well
@StarboyXL9
@StarboyXL9 2 года назад
Extremely.
@namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682
@namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682 2 года назад
Hi Cora!
@CoralCopperHead
@CoralCopperHead Год назад
I don't see any 'stolen' internet, just a bunch of low-effort hackers embarrassing corporations by exposing their terrible ICE.
@ReaperP13
@ReaperP13 7 лет назад
i love how many games where im over halfway through and i decide "to figure out this sailing thing I heard so much about"
@matthewconcepcion4700
@matthewconcepcion4700 8 лет назад
I always take pottery first lol
@otteroftoast2616
@otteroftoast2616 8 лет назад
I usually go pottery. More pots = more granary = more food = more people = more science = more nukes = more win.
@otteroftoast2616
@otteroftoast2616 8 лет назад
Sky Valley Awwwwyeeeaaahh boooiiiiii
@Vincrand
@Vincrand 7 лет назад
Try to do that on difficulty 7 or 8 ;p.
@InfinityMax365
@InfinityMax365 6 лет назад
“Yes, I am scout.” “No it is mine.” Fucking awesome
@quentinthomason2287
@quentinthomason2287 8 лет назад
enemy spy stealing all the tech in the background LMAO I love it!
@TheMarshmallowBear
@TheMarshmallowBear 8 лет назад
I fucking lost it when the hand came and stole something xD because like "A civilization has stolen MATHEMATICS" xD
@maxrlx5467
@maxrlx5467 3 года назад
Why doesn't this channel have millions of subs? It's another mystery of science.
@JonatasMonte
@JonatasMonte 8 лет назад
The science advisor is the one who does the least talking, I love him! He's always complimenting me
@lcarpetrondookmariot7620
@lcarpetrondookmariot7620 8 лет назад
As soon as I saw another Civ V video I HAD to watch it.
@hotdonkey3801
@hotdonkey3801 8 лет назад
Love this channel you guys are awesome! Happy 4th
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 лет назад
Thanks! Same to you!
@dakotawilliams507
@dakotawilliams507 8 лет назад
Aha! The "scout" is from Venice, the nation really far behind, right?
@covert8883
@covert8883 8 лет назад
+Dakota Williams No russia since they just stole the internet
@dakotawilliams507
@dakotawilliams507 8 лет назад
No, the scout is not from Russia because Venice is so far behind, they cannot research education, let alone the internet.
@nicholaswilliams6475
@nicholaswilliams6475 Год назад
*has nuclear weapons; doesn't know how to build a boat*
@GameArchiver
@GameArchiver 6 лет назад
"and maybe get our sciene adviser to shut up for one minute" *Science adviser nods while smiling
@EmpereurNapoleonex
@EmpereurNapoleonex 8 лет назад
For anyone wondering, I believe the progression from Archery to Wheel has to do with how the old Civ games' tech trees were set up. IIRC the wheel unlocked the chariot archer,....or maybe it required both wheel and archery. Also, chariot archers used to be open to all civs and not limited to Egypt.
@lordoftea2753
@lordoftea2753 8 лет назад
Dunno, mate, but I am playing as China right now and in 1 turn I`ll get my Chariot Archer.
@EmpereurNapoleonex
@EmpereurNapoleonex 8 лет назад
Lord of Tea oh yea. I never used them in Civ V so I didn't realize it was still there for everybody. Egypt's UU tho is the War Chariot which replaces Chariot Archers, and also requires Wheel
@sachyriel
@sachyriel 8 лет назад
My favourite discovery was Mass Media, since that gave Leonard Nimoy be Spock on Star Trek, which lead him to voicing Civ IVs tech quotes.
@Jamesmatise
@Jamesmatise Год назад
This video never gets old. Every line is delivered just perfectly.
@avdoolittle
@avdoolittle 8 лет назад
Your Civ videos are some of my favorite videos on RU-vid.
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 лет назад
That's amazing to hear. Thanks for the support!
@daskinnytexan9480
@daskinnytexan9480 3 года назад
it always makes me so mad that in my multiple years of playing i still havent gotten the techs on time with the real world
@LucienLevesque
@LucienLevesque 5 лет назад
Scout says "NO, it's MINE!!!" Haha, and he was a spy all along, Ahahaha I love these people!!!
@Ajc-ni3xn
@Ajc-ni3xn 5 лет назад
*Great scientist comes on* “Hi! I’m here to show you how to do a science” *shoots self* “LASERS RESEARCHED”
@kattwinston9647
@kattwinston9647 4 года назад
That's a hysterically accurate interpretation of the goings on in Civ 5. Bravo!
@DartzinhoV
@DartzinhoV 6 лет назад
I’ve only played two games of Civ in my entire life, but that’s enough to know how accurate and funny this video is
@doxazo5512
@doxazo5512 6 лет назад
2:35, Jefferey invents our AI overlord, Dell Laptop
@boredfangerrude
@boredfangerrude 7 лет назад
As someone doing a science victory playthrough with my friend, this is very amusing.
@SSGTstealth
@SSGTstealth 8 лет назад
You could have just asked us for help. We would have sent Unit# 0357 so you could dismantle them and use their data storage to gain all sorts of new technology. Or you could just through their shell into a fire fueled by their own burning limbs, that would be okay
@blindbeholder9713
@blindbeholder9713 8 месяцев назад
Civ makes a lot more sense if you imagine it takes place in the Fallout universe.
@Irmis98
@Irmis98 6 месяцев назад
Unironically might be true Because my favorite mods for civ 5 are fallout themed
@billlupin8345
@billlupin8345 7 лет назад
Ah, it's funny because wheels DO come after archery on the tech tree. :D
@MsHydna
@MsHydna 2 года назад
Low budget but great humor! This is Door Monster at its best!
@davidherbst9136
@davidherbst9136 7 лет назад
I loughed so much, a tear came out
@stormtrooperelite1453
@stormtrooperelite1453 4 года назад
I like it how the discovery of combustion is announced via phone, which checks out with the tech tree :)
@commanderjason7786
@commanderjason7786 4 года назад
3:20 Something tells me this spy is from Venice.
@ZlatkoTheGod
@ZlatkoTheGod 8 лет назад
The Spy didn't say "merde". 0/10
@BW-CZ
@BW-CZ 8 лет назад
Now if russian spies would speak french, that would be suspicious!
@ZlatkoTheGod
@ZlatkoTheGod 8 лет назад
Zlý Vlk Double agents man. Also this was probably the wrong place for a TF2 reference.
@henning7491
@henning7491 4 года назад
With the recent update to civ 6 adding tech shuffle mode this video gets even better
@jakobkristensensandvik5588
@jakobkristensensandvik5588 8 лет назад
Will you guys be making civ 6 videos when it comes out?
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 лет назад
Yes we will!
@Tairneanach
@Tairneanach 8 лет назад
Well, if I wasn't going to subscribe anyway, that would've earned you a subscription. Sorry it didn't pan out that way.
@Nuclear_Gandhi
@Nuclear_Gandhi 8 лет назад
That Scout is a Spy!
@BirchMonkey857
@BirchMonkey857 2 года назад
"I call it: a pot." "Wow, that seems really obvious actually, why haven't we come up with that yet?" "Uh... I don't know." Because they weren't going for the all-powerful science rush strat, although Sejong and Rameses probably already got all the good science wonders.
@craylik5589
@craylik5589 5 лет назад
I love future tech runs with friends where we have Ironclads before discovering sailing. It's lovely.
@FrankCastle-tq9bz
@FrankCastle-tq9bz 5 лет назад
Not as strange as researching nuclear physics without first developing "the wheel."
@lordkaos31
@lordkaos31 4 года назад
I love how in my first game I completely ignored science and stuff so here I am in the industrial era with a wall of samurai learning how to print things
@Sam-pv1hz
@Sam-pv1hz 6 лет назад
The best part about Door Monster besides the great content is that they consistently take the time on each of their videos to respond to fans personally. Door Monster and crew are just awesome and deserve an Emmy or something. (Idk the categories of awards)
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 6 лет назад
Thanks so much! XD It still blows our minds that anyone even watches these things, so we love hearing from the people who do.
@Ranstone
@Ranstone 5 лет назад
I feel like someone who never played Civ would be so confused.
@elonwhatever
@elonwhatever 4 года назад
Left hand, right hand, left hand, right hand, left hand...
@anthonyhingston516
@anthonyhingston516 8 лет назад
The funniest thing is how accurate this is like how you can crush your enemies with a barrage of nuclear missiles before you know what a pot is. Great video as always. You guys are the best.
@TheRageng
@TheRageng 8 лет назад
I love this kind of humor!
@psalm91rdwlkfpgrl
@psalm91rdwlkfpgrl 3 года назад
0:40 the spy stealing tech, though 😹😹
@helo7996
@helo7996 7 лет назад
now that's efficiency.
@FrostSylph
@FrostSylph 5 лет назад
I was playing england and focusing entirely on the naval tree, which led to me skipping an entire era as there were no naval techs in that era.
@weckar
@weckar 3 года назад
That feeling when you are granted your first spy in the classical era.
@casteri
@casteri 8 лет назад
"Welcome to the first episode of science victory." Is this actually going to be a mini-series (because if it is, that's awesome)?
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 лет назад
Just a one-time thing. But there will be another Civ 5 video each month until Civ 6 comes out in October!
@superfamilyallosauridae6505
@superfamilyallosauridae6505 8 лет назад
I have been playing Civ V since ever. Many into nostalgia!
@XxBulletproofxX1
@XxBulletproofxX1 7 лет назад
"Well, we could reverse engineer it and--" "no"
@pablozeking3509
@pablozeking3509 6 лет назад
I was barely looking at my phone and when that little glove came up I thought it was a spider and jumped up launching my phone across the room
@sithalo
@sithalo 8 лет назад
omg white lightning, i havnt seen anything since the fable 3 experience and waiting for that to show up on newgrounds. tbh i just thought the creator died :/
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 лет назад
Still alive, just really bad at finishing that one specific project... sorry 'bout that :|
@sithalo
@sithalo 8 лет назад
***** its ok. i read a post on newgrounds about the final parts release and about animating and ive watched a number of animators show bits of them animating their projects. animating looks like hell... i hope it gets finished someday though lol. that was one of my favriot animations on ng but there is no rush and its been years already. but i still hope lol and at the least its good to know didnt die lol
@fluets5658
@fluets5658 7 лет назад
sithalo Kaaaaaaaaaaane!
@sithalo
@sithalo 7 лет назад
Fluets Meeeeeeeeeeeeech!
@fluets5658
@fluets5658 7 лет назад
sithalo Still not dead I see!
@iamthinking2252_
@iamthinking2252_ 4 года назад
Is that integration on the board behind? Though I’m more used to F(b)-F(a) as the... anti derivative. Or the opposite of it like F(3x^2)= x^3+c Oh it’s actually integration of f’(x) not f(x)
@grudds
@grudds 4 года назад
Yep. In the civ 6 game I’m playing it’s the modern era and I haven’t even made a musket an yet.
@williambaxter941
@williambaxter941 7 лет назад
"No, No its mine." i laughed so fucking hard
@prfstm2579
@prfstm2579 8 лет назад
I was waiting for a Great Scientist to appear, someone jumps to stab him in the back and "BAM", robotics invented or something like that. But it was a good video, keep it up and keep doing Civ V stuff (pls)!
@andrewlansdell7527
@andrewlansdell7527 8 лет назад
Another great civ v video. You guys deserve so much more recognition. Liked and shared.
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 лет назад
Thank you!
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