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@RitsuCurisu
@RitsuCurisu 7 лет назад
"May he remain merciful as he outlives us all". First few seconds and I'm already loving the entire video to death.
@connor981
@connor981 5 лет назад
Christopher Lütz btw you’ve gotten over 600 likes but not a single reply until now
@M4A1BestGirl
@M4A1BestGirl 4 года назад
Roosevelt only lived about 54 years. While it isn't historically accurate, it's still a lot of fun.
@TheMrStatue
@TheMrStatue 4 года назад
Praise be
@RitsuCurisu
@RitsuCurisu 4 года назад
Oh _crap_ , I never noticed!
@sinad0123
@sinad0123 7 лет назад
Is it just me, or do barbarians have a really high reproduction rate?
@naapurinjorma6634
@naapurinjorma6634 7 лет назад
MIPHA PLZ MIPHA PLZ wtf xD that reply is on so many comments here
@TNTJBOOM
@TNTJBOOM 7 лет назад
Naapurin Jorma i'm preety sure thats from the legend of zelda breath of the wild.
@Enchie
@Enchie 7 лет назад
What else could they do? Either fuck or fight. That is your only chooses of entertainment.
@naapurinjorma6634
@naapurinjorma6634 7 лет назад
And now he deleted the comment to make me look like a fool xD
@naapurinjorma6634
@naapurinjorma6634 7 лет назад
Try starting a game with one other civilization and on huge map.. with raging barbarians on xD i played as persia and trained alot of immortals.. still got my city's health bar to 0.... 4 TIMES
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
"They seemed to have formed their own civilization... Summeria" That part killed me.... You are alll invited to my funeral
@dogethebountyhunter7432
@dogethebountyhunter7432 7 лет назад
Will there be any food?
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
+Doge The Bounty Hunter don't talk to dead people it's wierd
@RitsuCurisu
@RitsuCurisu 7 лет назад
That's not very polite! Bad doge!
@normanmcrae4876
@normanmcrae4876 7 лет назад
But really will there be food I won't come if there is not
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
Kay fine guys there will be food but j-just stop talking to the dead makes you look like a freak
@oom-3262
@oom-3262 6 лет назад
Breaking news: Gandhi has researched nuclear weapons!
@churchofmagic3733
@churchofmagic3733 6 лет назад
No shit, babe.
@craimaxblack
@craimaxblack 6 лет назад
Breaking news:Gandhi nuke América whit nuclear bombs,again
@redacted144
@redacted144 6 лет назад
On the trivia, a local man accidentally sliced atom a half. And now. The weather.
@Thebatmantyler
@Thebatmantyler 6 лет назад
Can I go to the moon now
@hardwirecars
@hardwirecars 5 лет назад
i have a good feeling about this guy.
@JojoWolfcat
@JojoWolfcat 7 лет назад
"WHY ARE THERE BARBARIANS IN HERE?!" "BREAKING NEWS! UNIT KILLED!" I LAUGHED, LITERALLY OUT LOUD. GOOD JOB. WOW.
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 7 лет назад
Thanks! :D
@alexisauld7781
@alexisauld7781 7 лет назад
They were waiting to pick Kyle up from work! He's lived with them ever since the 4972nd micropillaging of Cheeseland, remember? :P
@MrHeros222PL
@MrHeros222PL 7 лет назад
I can't stop laughing.
@jackdereduvo1109
@jackdereduvo1109 7 лет назад
Kyle got his suit from them. Oh, wow. I just thought of something. You know how there's the video where Kyle goes back in time to see if any of his ancestors were assassins? Well, he didn't go back in time. He entered Civ.
@GhostMas7er
@GhostMas7er 5 лет назад
The "Why are there barbarians in here" line is delivered just perfectly!
@touieg1211
@touieg1211 7 лет назад
"Four of them have been captured since I started talking" So true 😂😂
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
Two*
@dinodoestuff
@dinodoestuff 3 года назад
@@plaidchickens3271 Two*
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 3 года назад
@@dinodoestuff I have grown as a man. I wish not to be reminded of my Door Monster commenting days, I was admittedly a rude attention seeking idiot
@Dynamo_066
@Dynamo_066 2 года назад
@@plaidchickens3271 Dude its crazy how I dont see replies on most of my old comments anymore but sometimes youtube notifications randomly remind me what an unfunny jackass I was when I was younger
@captcha42
@captcha42 7 лет назад
"Yoloism" !!! Not the boat-mormons ?! Such heresy !
@yodasgirl4280
@yodasgirl4280 7 лет назад
Captcha do you not follow the light of the god emperor?
@TheRhythym
@TheRhythym 7 лет назад
Yoloism broke off from boat-mormonism back in the aughts, because they had a disagreement over which manner their cult leader would direct them to commit suicide. The Boat-mormon pope, hereby referred to as the Boat-Pope, wanted the far more traditional poison in the kool-aid method. But those who broke off to form yoloism wanted to die doing sick tricks!
@captcha42
@captcha42 7 лет назад
I only trust the saint and sacred Algorism. The one, and only one, that can make the diffrence between the humans and those that replace the humans. They almost took the leader of Japan, thankfully we were there righ on time. No need to thank us.
@imafireingmylasar
@imafireingmylasar 7 лет назад
why not Sausage Worship? or Space Dildo? maybe even Globalmegacorp?
@irontusk341
@irontusk341 7 лет назад
All hail the great and powerful Umbrella Corp.
@charlesbrailovsky2760
@charlesbrailovsky2760 7 лет назад
"Breaking News: the leader of Japan has fallen unconscious and has been replaced with an artificial intelligence!" *pause* "...nope, he's back." FUCKING BRILLIANT.
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 2 года назад
@@timesthree5757 His internet connection went out for a second
@lususnaturae3082
@lususnaturae3082 7 лет назад
They didn't cover the most important topic. WE NEED WHALES !
@FIamestalker
@FIamestalker 7 лет назад
But all the whales spawned around a really tiny island in the middle of nowhere!
@rossmanIVXX
@rossmanIVXX 6 лет назад
How is whales a luxury resource anyway. You should have to build the SeaWorld wonder first then it give you on happiness until you discover freedom at which point your civ becomes a bunch of PC morons and you get -2 unhappiness for every whale you have
@not_avaliable
@not_avaliable 5 лет назад
@@rossmanIVXX whales used to be the primary source of oil, also whale meat is supposed to be quite delectable
@isaiahf-d846
@isaiahf-d846 5 лет назад
@@FIamestalker we want whales!!!
@claudiaesquivel9833
@claudiaesquivel9833 5 лет назад
@@not_avaliable Finally, A Reason Why It Is A Luxury!!! I knew about the oil but I don't call it a luxury, Until You Brought Up The Meat, Now I See why It is a luxury
@Asterius_101
@Asterius_101 5 лет назад
"Yoloism has spread to funkytown" You guys are the best
@jacobtheurer3425
@jacobtheurer3425 3 года назад
Yeah they are
@lukavidovic4033
@lukavidovic4033 7 лет назад
Are you interested in a trade agreement with england?
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
No
@Gff-sz7pz
@Gff-sz7pz 7 лет назад
maybe
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
This just in England has offered a trade deal
@inspectorjavert8443
@inspectorjavert8443 7 лет назад
I denounce you!
@0xs
@0xs 7 лет назад
Yes
@Marinealver
@Marinealver 7 лет назад
Why do scouts stay on foot? Why don't they be given horses when advanced to medieval age and motorcycles when advanced into industrial age?
@Salfur
@Salfur 7 лет назад
Scouts aren't supposed to make a lot of noise. They're just supposed to discreetly check out new places and report back. I mean, I could understand horses, but not a motorcycle.
@Marinealver
@Marinealver 7 лет назад
Salfur​ Well, motorcycles are quieter than a tank, or a helicopter.
@SinerAthin
@SinerAthin 7 лет назад
Believe it or not, many elite special forces specializing in reconnaissance do use motor vehicles.
@greekmyths8804
@greekmyths8804 5 лет назад
@@Salfur what about a bicycle, thats quiet, and modern
@3DMasterST
@3DMasterST 5 лет назад
Motorcycle isn't really good at traversing mountainous and wooded regions. And it can't move on its own once unmounted
@cortster12
@cortster12 7 лет назад
I bet their immortal leader would care if Toronto was being attacked. That three hex range extension for all regional buildings is fantastic.
@FJBRDALLAS
@FJBRDALLAS 6 лет назад
Actually Canada was invaded several times by America but we failed every time. It's the country we never got to conquer.
@festethephule7553
@festethephule7553 6 лет назад
@@FJBRDALLAS *Cough* War of 1812 *cough.*
@gecttakhla4249
@gecttakhla4249 4 года назад
It became a civ So did carthage
@panobato5984
@panobato5984 4 года назад
creeps Langford Seoul too correct?
@udozocklein6023
@udozocklein6023 3 года назад
fantastic is a serious understatement.
@cmdrtavenner6886
@cmdrtavenner6886 7 лет назад
This whole sketch is brilliantly written. I love the satire of TV news, and the bit of it that truly impressed me is how well the city-state thing was developed in the background of the sketch, seemingly unimportant until that brilliant twist. This is great writing. Also: Kyle's delivery of every single joke is perfect.
@AnneZieger
@AnneZieger 2 года назад
Yup, agreed across the board. Kyle is just terrific to watch. He's a really, really sharp writer as well.
@iwatchwithnoads7480
@iwatchwithnoads7480 2 года назад
"twist" was very funny but I saw that coming from the first time they started talking about Geneva
@LezbionestHere
@LezbionestHere 7 лет назад
"by that, I mean our immortal leader who watches or every move" "Praise be " Best part xD
@matthewmilam4452
@matthewmilam4452 7 лет назад
I feel like door monster is such an underrated channel. They're so professional and funny but they don't have as many subs as they should.
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 7 лет назад
Thanks :) We're gettin' there, though. We were at 10k subs only a year ago now.
@justanub4697
@justanub4697 3 года назад
@@DoorMonster 378k subs*
@JayJay5244
@JayJay5244 2 года назад
Well to be fair I think it is save to say that most if not all of the Civilization community is familiar with their work. As far as target audience goes, they’ve really done well. But yeah I agree they do deserve more lol
@AnneZieger
@AnneZieger 2 года назад
I agree completely. I'd like to see them get a lot more attention.
@meduimrareberries5888
@meduimrareberries5888 Год назад
@@DoorMonster You're currently at 420k as of this comment, so..... nice.
@damule
@damule 7 лет назад
"Breaking News" *Posted 8 minutes ago* Nice
@andrefilipe9042
@andrefilipe9042 7 лет назад
Now is 8 hours.
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
Now is a day ago
@MaxNexus
@MaxNexus 7 лет назад
now is 2 days ago
@xXDarkxIdealsXx
@xXDarkxIdealsXx 7 лет назад
now is 5 days ago
@memeskpophavetakenmysoulpl9792
Now it's 7 days.
@BalthorYT
@BalthorYT 7 лет назад
0/10 it doesn't have the endless "X has declared war on Y" for every single allied city-state of the two civs fighting Hope you fix it in the next DLC at least lol
@BROODxBELEG
@BROODxBELEG 7 лет назад
breaking news, 5 denunciations by.. oh wait 6... 7.. many many denunciations are being made by Ghandi, please stay tuned to what this nuclear superpower will do next.
@BalthorYT
@BalthorYT 7 лет назад
That too hahaha
@johnnorris5675
@johnnorris5675 7 лет назад
Balthor For most of my game my allies, the only other civs on my continent, England and Sumeria, are constantly at war. EDIT:My Rome culture game.
@JerKKeR
@JerKKeR 7 лет назад
John de waard Suleiman will always be the King of denouncing
@mongmanmarkyt2897
@mongmanmarkyt2897 7 лет назад
but how, I always get declared war on when I'm doing nothing wrong... I cry every time.
@ZondaJ
@ZondaJ 7 лет назад
Love the Civ 6 videos. They're one of my favourite series. Congratulations on capturing the essence of the game so well.
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 7 лет назад
Thank you! :D
@Abyssal_Seal
@Abyssal_Seal 7 лет назад
There is a show all 2 answers button but it only shows the one answer I could see anyway.
@cortster12
@cortster12 7 лет назад
2:14 This might be one of your best jokes yet! I can't stop laughing!
@HoneyBadger1779
@HoneyBadger1779 7 лет назад
"I should have been a builder, I could have retired by now!" 'Yar galar barallarah!' 'WHY ARE THERE BARBARIANS IN HERE?" Very well done guys
@deathseraph3
@deathseraph3 7 лет назад
James Jordan you forgot unit killed
@CaveGent
@CaveGent 7 лет назад
Dammit, Door Monster. You're making me want to sink another 20 hours into that game.
@foreng3095
@foreng3095 7 лет назад
Well, isn't that quite the opposite result sort of.
@cookiecracker2
@cookiecracker2 7 лет назад
And your making me want to buy it....gimme monyz!
@pacotaco840
@pacotaco840 6 лет назад
Just 20 hours? You noob
@Tech_Warlock
@Tech_Warlock 7 лет назад
News in a nutshell, I think.
@panjul-g9h
@panjul-g9h 7 лет назад
interesting line at "it's not our job to protect people, we notify them what's happening and they either listen or they dont". I think there is some truth put in there
@jamestrotman3238
@jamestrotman3238 7 лет назад
this is shockingly accurate to the real world
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
Dylan Pheifer ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what America do you live in?
@nathanielclaw2841
@nathanielclaw2841 5 лет назад
@@ethangray8527 oh look, a Fox News viewer
@justinp1011
@justinp1011 4 года назад
2020 in a nutshell.
@Dragon_Lair
@Dragon_Lair 4 года назад
It seems very similar to Chaz.
@marcowulliampopirers2216
@marcowulliampopirers2216 4 года назад
um no,in what world do you live in?
@sersmiles1635
@sersmiles1635 7 лет назад
welp I'm late but what about the, an unknown civilization has been defeated that's right we know they were defeated but still don't know who they were
@Illjwamh
@Illjwamh 7 лет назад
"Why are there barbarians in here???" That delivery gets me every time.
@redfern6281
@redfern6281 7 лет назад
Wow, you're already up to 70,000 subscribers. I swear it was just yesterday you had a bit over 10k. I'm so proud of you! *hugs*
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 7 лет назад
Thank you! Almost exactly a year ago, actually, which is crazy.
@Ladifour
@Ladifour 7 лет назад
Hah, I remember reading how you guys were bad at promoting :D
@TNTJBOOM
@TNTJBOOM 7 лет назад
"India has claimed John The Baptist".... "Boat Mormanism has been founded"... "Gandhi threatens to nuke the world unless the world religion becomes Boat Mormanism" "Old retired swedish leader has stated he is happy with reincarnated ganhi's decision" "Sweden somwhow wins culural victory as gandhi wins domination victory and religious victory, now we are all Indians with swedish culture and boat mormanism"
@dragoncatsage3049
@dragoncatsage3049 7 лет назад
TNTJBOOM pickled herring for everybody!!
@TheArklyte
@TheArklyte 7 лет назад
+Door Monster, have you people considered doing videos on other strategy serieses like that? Total War, Europa Universalis/Hearts of Iron/Stellaris/Crusader Kings/Victoria, Anno, XCOM?
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 7 лет назад
We have thought about XCOM specifically, but haven't taken the time to look into any of them just yet.
@drapher
@drapher 7 лет назад
omg yes pls xcom videos
@not_an_npc1045
@not_an_npc1045 7 лет назад
An idea for xcom: cod to xcom - a cod protagonist finds himself employed by xcom and will attempt to move on the aliens turn, fire after sprinting, suppress an enemy without the upgrade, fire on a moving enemy with having overwatch, firing an entire clip at a single enemy, going on strike after they go to Germany instead the U.S. and refusing to get augmented or gene modified
@discordlexia2429
@discordlexia2429 7 лет назад
Paradox Grand-strat games are a lot of fun, and quite funny. "Breaking news: The empire of Cornwall annexes France! More to follow."
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 7 лет назад
Door Monster Would you like me to get you a copy of one or two of those, when they go on sale?
@jasonroberts271
@jasonroberts271 5 лет назад
The part where he just casually says that the Leader of Japan has fallen unconscious and been replaced by an artificial intelligence is GOLD. I mean, it makes perfect sense if you've played the game, but take it out of context and it literally sounds straight out of a sci-fi anime.
@JackhammerJesus
@JackhammerJesus 7 лет назад
Earlier today the negotiations between our glorious leader and Gorgo, queen of Greece, finally came to a conclusion. Gorgo graciously allowed our trade delegation to enter her capital. Our leader commented that "This should greatly help promote the exchange of information, goods and services. Truly it is a big step forward in the relationship between..." Sorry, we have to interrupt this story to bring you this BREAKING NEWS! A yet to be confirmed rumor has it that a new delegation just arrived in Sparta. Our unnamed source claims that they seem to come from... us.
@thechannelthatplantscrave5145
@thechannelthatplantscrave5145 7 лет назад
If she has a Black Mesa computer, then does that mean that this country also has headcrabs and other such aliens?
@thechannelthatplantscrave5145
@thechannelthatplantscrave5145 7 лет назад
Also where is Gordon Freeman?
@beknown63
@beknown63 7 лет назад
New Great General confirmed.
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 7 лет назад
Ban head crabs!
@Ursarctos2
@Ursarctos2 7 лет назад
Master Archer *Great Scientist
@thechannelthatplantscrave5145
@thechannelthatplantscrave5145 7 лет назад
Seriously though, how much actual science has Gordon Freeman ever done in the games?
@dantrianon4248
@dantrianon4248 7 лет назад
Okay this is the best civ video this channel ever made, I'm dying
@michaelabbott5999
@michaelabbott5999 4 года назад
"Yoloism has spread to funkytown" is possibly the funniest sentence ever spoken.
@zacharysheetz3701
@zacharysheetz3701 4 года назад
"Oh that's why that was important." That hit so close to reality, it hurt.
@JoshuaHere
@JoshuaHere 7 лет назад
They seem to have formed their own civilisation which they call "Sumeria", I'm on the floor.
@andrewsercer9538
@andrewsercer9538 7 лет назад
This is the funniest video I've ever seen. 100% The whole thing is just a gold mine, but especially by the end I was dying! "Why are there barbarians in here?" "Breaking news: A unit has been killed."
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 7 лет назад
Thanks! We're glad you enjoyed it! :D
@dangerdantheone
@dangerdantheone 2 года назад
Gonna be Honest, you have just described how I play Civ. I try to be peaceful, stuff happens. Then BARBARIANS happen, and my life is hell. So yeah. THis is literately my 60 min playthrough condensed to 3:30
@pyrosauria7444
@pyrosauria7444 7 лет назад
Pretty much notifications in civ with slight undertone about today media. This is why I love you guys. ^^
@kitwonghk2050
@kitwonghk2050 7 лет назад
Breaking news: This city has been captured. Our leader has been captured. And this city is going to get NUKE. All hail Gandi!
@unknowndane4754
@unknowndane4754 7 лет назад
I gotta say, I love the fact that you're constantly referring back to your older works without making it obvious as fuck, as some other comedic channels do
@joj1560
@joj1560 7 лет назад
>start game *WHY ARE THERE BARBARIAN CAVARLY HERE?!?!???*
@phoenix7289
@phoenix7289 Год назад
Man I miss these videos. Bring them back please!
@MiJungArty
@MiJungArty 7 лет назад
WHY ARE THERE BARABARIANS IN HERE!?
@maximaldinotrap
@maximaldinotrap 7 лет назад
BREAKING NEWS! Unit killed
@PheonixRising2988
@PheonixRising2988 6 лет назад
Bar bar bar bar bar!!!!
@UmbreonMessiah
@UmbreonMessiah 7 лет назад
Oh my god, your Civ stuff is brilliant. I cannot wait to see what you guys come up with next.
@Jansay34
@Jansay34 7 лет назад
This is ARTFUL! I love the way they make a parody of the game, AND critisize the modern media at the same time. While it's not one of the most funny stuff they did, it certainly deserves recognition for its subtle jab at one of the biggest problems of today. Kudos!
@JonatasAdoM
@JonatasAdoM 7 лет назад
It's like CIV V you're in a middle of an important war or something but the game wants you to know that a great person has been born.
@Crimson_Valor
@Crimson_Valor 5 лет назад
I would love to have Door Monster quotes as ringtones. I can imagine it now, someone is calling me and my phone rings saying,”Breaking News: Yoloism has spread to Funkytown.”
@HollowToes
@HollowToes 7 лет назад
Please don't stop churning out your quality content guys. Such a breath of fresh air to see a channel making great content like this. Please don't sell out when you guys get big (because you will definitely get big).
@robertgronewold3326
@robertgronewold3326 7 лет назад
I feel that the Film Studio is about to be pillaged.
@Myrkin
@Myrkin 3 года назад
"WHY ARE THERE BARBARIANS IN HERE?" "What do you... They've been encroaching on our territory this whole time." "Oh... that's why it was important..."
@dosilysmith8520
@dosilysmith8520 7 лет назад
um.... I'm a Barbarian... I was kinda there already
@dragoncatsage3049
@dragoncatsage3049 7 лет назад
Dosily Smith wut?
@wolfspider4484
@wolfspider4484 7 лет назад
These are amazing! So glad I stumbled upon these civ videos. Great job, folks!
@6darkness6eternal6
@6darkness6eternal6 7 лет назад
So... this was a really good video n all as usual, but damn that is actually a really nice tie.
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
Watch yo profanity
@DomyTheMad420
@DomyTheMad420 Год назад
gotta love the Journalistic integrity of writing & broadcasting one final headline before the Barbs come in & end your broadcast for good.
@TheLorax787
@TheLorax787 7 лет назад
I don't have civ 6 yet but are there really so many more barbarians in it compared to civ 5? Because you guys make it seem like they are a constant threat were I always brushed them aside in 5
@georgerose1252
@georgerose1252 7 лет назад
theminecrafter5273 In the early game they're a much bigger threat. If you let the scouts report back to the camp then your one warrior is in for a hard time.
@mapleflag6518
@mapleflag6518 4 года назад
George Rose actually there are 4 warriors perhaps more than 4
@Vessel767
@Vessel767 3 года назад
@@mapleflag6518 no, you start with one
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 7 лет назад
I'm proud to say that I was with you since you had 30K subscribers. Here's to a million more! ...We're getting there...
@Xercam
@Xercam 7 лет назад
#YOLOISM
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
Funkytown
@rciscon
@rciscon 7 лет назад
#NOLOISM #BOATMORMONISM
@floricel_112
@floricel_112 7 лет назад
Cameron Roberts I denounce you! I denounce all of you!
@Segwo
@Segwo 7 лет назад
I've been subbed for quite several months now, and watched lots of the backlog of older vids (with priority on Civ vids) and this is my fav yet. I had to keep pausing to catch my breath from laughing so hard.
@holygramatha4978
@holygramatha4978 4 года назад
Breaking News: America isn’t interested in a trade agreement with England
@Solongsocialmedia
@Solongsocialmedia 4 года назад
*BREAKING NEWS:* Sangheili are fighting Stormtroopers!
@adamnielson42
@adamnielson42 8 месяцев назад
I like that the computer logo is the Black Mesa logo but flipped and inverted.
@whoopdee-doo6393
@whoopdee-doo6393 5 лет назад
BREAKING NEWS! We just discovered... milk? Hasn’t our nation been around for like, 7 thousand years?
@bradleypark9508
@bradleypark9508 7 лет назад
I spent 4 hours trying, unsuccessfully, to get Civ VI to work in multiplayer with friends yesterday. That player disconnected part really got me, relatable.
@sweatilaa5325
@sweatilaa5325 7 лет назад
why is the black mesa logo upside down!?!?
@KvaGram
@KvaGram 7 лет назад
BREAKING NEWS! The highly entertaining youtube channel Door Monster has finally released another great video on Civilization.
@spaceocelot35
@spaceocelot35 7 лет назад
This is officially my favorite video on the internet! Keep it up!
@Mercure250
@Mercure250 7 лет назад
Wow...Propably one of your best ones, if not your best one, on Civ! "Oh, that's why it was important" I died
@ducksunlimited1995
@ducksunlimited1995 7 лет назад
Managed to accurately summerize Modern-day News *and* Civ AT THE SAME TIME. Also, Immortal Teddy Roosevelt? What about Immortal God King Eggs Kennedict? No? I would also like to point out that in my recommended is a video about the Federal Budget with John Oliver. Apparently, media thinks that this video is a good place to advertise themselves. They are horribly, horribly wrong.
@not_avaliable
@not_avaliable 5 лет назад
You realize that while johnny boy is informative, he himself is still a parody of media culture, right?
@milocow44
@milocow44 7 лет назад
You know, I just randomly thought of your "banning crabs" joke, and for some reason, I just burst out laughing, even though I barely laughed at all when I first heard it. I'm weird.
@thesupertendent8973
@thesupertendent8973 7 лет назад
Your better then CNN.. You actually TELL us vat is really goings on.
@joshlegacy1101
@joshlegacy1101 7 лет назад
Yoloisim!😂😂 Please send the ambulance, I'm choking and my sides hurt.
@BamBamTheEggman
@BamBamTheEggman 7 лет назад
And where is gandhi in all this?
@St0rmcrash
@St0rmcrash 7 лет назад
Another great Civ video and news parody. Also congrats on 70k subscribers! Hard to believe this time last year was 10k week. Can't wait to see what another year will bring, hopefully another 700% subscriber increase!
@brycearing7539
@brycearing7539 7 лет назад
I laughed my butt off, this was hilarious!
@jongibson4766
@jongibson4766 7 лет назад
So I just found this channel like 2 days ago from a Reddit Comment... your Civ videos kill me. Keep up the great work! I'm really excited to see more
@ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723
This is like the real news, actually.
@Trakitor1
@Trakitor1 7 лет назад
Black Mesa Laptop ..... intresting :)
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
The design was triggering my artist OCD
@alexanerose4820
@alexanerose4820 7 лет назад
Well played you guys. I only have Civ 5 as me reference but this was production gold. It remindeds me of the Civ 2 advisors and how they were actually real people. Ah to good old days
@mikeelooelo8040
@mikeelooelo8040 7 лет назад
Awesome video!!!!
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 7 лет назад
Thank you!
@OsamaBinLooney
@OsamaBinLooney Год назад
"and by they, I mean our immortal leader who watches our every move" "praise be..." LOL
@DarkArtistKaiser
@DarkArtistKaiser 7 лет назад
I can't tell if this is a joke about the game or commentary on the fact news media has become more about entertainment than news. And for the love of God man get those barbarians under control.
@andrewsercer9538
@andrewsercer9538 7 лет назад
Yeah, probably both
@rubble7390
@rubble7390 3 года назад
I've lost count of the number of time's I've come back to this and other civ skits to re-watch em. Absolutely LOVE the last joke pair. "Why are there barbarians in here!?" "Breaking news, unit killed!"
@anodynemathematician4194
@anodynemathematician4194 7 лет назад
Ghandi?
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 лет назад
Ghandi.
@dragonstryk7280
@dragonstryk7280 7 лет назад
In my game, first Ghandi crushed the Monguls, and beat the Chinese back to a single city, before unleashing his wrath on an unsuspected Persia, who were their allies. The dude is HARD-CORE.
@mreboric2215
@mreboric2215 6 лет назад
"Saying in an official statement.... Ehhh" I laughed pretty hard at that.
@muppey18
@muppey18 7 лет назад
you do not get the credit you deserve. hilarious :D
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 7 лет назад
Thank you :)
@Window_Hero
@Window_Hero 7 лет назад
I see the Civ bubble has not yet burst, your Civ videos still get way more views than anything else, despite many of your other videos being better.
@Darnitguy
@Darnitguy 7 лет назад
Great skit
@Zeleharian
@Zeleharian 7 лет назад
Hey, your name is familiar for some reason.. WAIT A MINUTE!
@Darnitguy
@Darnitguy 7 лет назад
Get outta here n00b
@Zeleharian
@Zeleharian 7 лет назад
?
@SuperWafflezman
@SuperWafflezman 7 лет назад
11/10 best news station, will get all my news from them now on.
@ink_inks
@ink_inks 7 лет назад
*barbarians show up in comment section Again*
@SlendHQ
@SlendHQ 6 лет назад
Why is there barbaria- [UNIT KILLED!]
@TuckerJohnson7
@TuckerJohnson7 7 лет назад
One of the best CIV sketches yet! I guess CIV VII is going to have to have a "producer" unit now.
@kingdonut8272
@kingdonut8272 4 года назад
Why are there barbarians in here!? Breaking news: Unit killed.
@clarksorenes7106
@clarksorenes7106 7 лет назад
This place is from the Broadcast Station in the Theater Square.I like it!
@SiNCry0
@SiNCry0 2 года назад
It's the delivery of the line "artificial intelligence" that makes it hilarious.
@meepindustries4461
@meepindustries4461 7 лет назад
Breaking news: Door Monster has just dropped a "Civ bomb" on the internet. All fall before their hilarity. No one can deny their growing popularity, though many question why the channel doesn't have more subscribers.
@Kadbros
@Kadbros 4 года назад
2:11 Them barbs got no chill😂😂
@midnightproductions3442
@midnightproductions3442 7 лет назад
Back in my day, they were called WhiteLightningHQ
@ofdiscord
@ofdiscord 7 лет назад
20 seconds in and you've killed me. Been binge watching your videos the last couple of days. You all seem so young! And you do great work!
@joeywaters5559
@joeywaters5559 2 года назад
Kyle looks like a real-life news anchor making a cameo in a movie.
@Tonatsi
@Tonatsi 6 лет назад
*_"May he remain merciful as he outlives us all"_*
@AnneZieger
@AnneZieger 2 года назад
My husband and I keep going back to this video and watching it again. I don't know why, but every time Kyle says "Yoloism has invaded Funkytown" I laugh like a crazy person.
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