Civilization V Leaders: Declarations of War and Defeats 

Gandhi (translated): "You have defeated the innocent and helpless" Didn't seem too helpless with all those nukes.

The Civilization games are essentially historical crossover fanfiction.

Catherine's all like "So you gonna put the handcuffs on or what? ;)"

I love how Harun simply admitted defeat, his last request being of to take care of his beloved peacocks.

Meets Askia in 100 BC, sees city burning in background Meets Askia again in 2000 AD, city is still burning

"Okoolopakanaehokiapehohuanakihakilameiokeiala. Ehoomakukujaoihonokohobeihiannaikehua." Civ 5 translation: The advantage is mine. I will now destroy you.

Caesar just finds it all so tiresome. 'I guess we could go to war... SIGH.' 'Oh, you defeated me... Well, that's sad.'

Catherine - "We have been defeated. That makes me your captive. There are worse fates I suppose." She says that so smugly, and with such a grin. Maybe she doesn't mind being your сука?

Catherie seems a little too into defeat...

Harald be like: *Fuck this shit, I'm out.*

Catherine in Russian: "You have been naughty, and you know it. Its time to be punished." "You have defeated me, and I am your captive. I think, that's not that bad." I bet the other ones are really funny too in their original language. What they say never matches the captions.

WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN A TRADE AGREEMENT WITH ENGLAND!??

I like how Harald of Denmark just throws his helmet into the ocean and walks away

That Catherine one tho.

Was Catherine II flirting? ...

Harald Bluetooth is just like "fuck this, have fun" when defeated :D i love it

Al-Rashid: "I hope that you will take good care of the peacocks." Me: "All these years talking in your palace and you never told me there were peacocks ;-;"

This is what Bluetooth actually says in defeat: "What is this treachery? Loki must have been by your side because a normal man alone could not have defeated me"

Moctezuma is pretty funny because "kakan" means "the cookie" in Swedish. It makes it sound like he's saying "Bring me the cookie, bring me the cookie!"

For those who wonder, Augustus Caesar was saying, (rough translation), "My treasury is low, and my soldiers grow anxious. Thus, you must die." Then, upon defeat: "The Gods do not favor Rome. We have been defeated,"

If you have Greece in your game, kill them immediately. I'm not sure if it's common across all games, but if you just let Alexander do his thing, he allies with every city state and takes over half of the map. If you declare war on him, you might as well declare war on the entire planet, he has so many allies.

7:43 Looks like the Emperor lost his groove.

It's interesting to see that most of the 'warmonger' leaders seem to really respect you once you defeated them, while it's the seemingly 'friendly' leaders who wailed about their defeats even if they're the ones who instigated the war xD.

"Fuck you, fuck this game, im out of here." -Harald Bluetooth

Catherine is straight up giving the "DO ME" eyes. And if the subtitles are accurate, maybe that's how it was supposed to look...

2:00 Sad Bismarck haunts this video.

Interesting that Alexander and Napoleon congratulate you.

1:16 Spit out the sauce.-Augustus Ceaser

Well, Catherine doesn't look so disappointed to be my 'prisoner'.

I love how nonchalant Caesar is when he declares war. He's just like "Eh, yeah, I'm declaring war on you and stuff."

Harald bluetooth: "Haha i get so tired of this senseless chatting about, lets settle our dissagreements on the battlefield, like real men" "What is the treachery? Loke must have been at your side, since a human couldnt possibly have defeated me"

I like the amount of personality they put into all of these leaders. You often think to yourself that a person like Gandhi would NEVER declare war on you, but for the sake of gameplay they have to make him do it. But he does it in a way with his face looking like he hates what he's doing.

Al Rashid is just like "You can slaughter all my people and take my castle . Thats fine, just please take care of the peacocks."

When Montezuma declares war on you, he says "Die! Die! DIE!" in Nahuatl.

Its alright Harun. Your peacocks will be fine :(

Bluetooth: "Well it's the end of the world, see you in the Sex Heaven"

6:56 "And zero fucks were given that day"

_Ximicacan!_ *XIMICACAN!* *_XIMICACAN!!_*

Harun al-Rashid defeat is glorios, "I hope that you will take good care about the peacocks". The Mecca should have a unique resourse of peacocks

The Bismark text for deafeat is completly different from the audio. He says: "Germany is destroyed. I cry for the future generations." Not that bullshit in the textbox.

I'm both scared of and aroused by Catherine the Great. I'm scaroused.

Wu is saying something like "You can no longer offend me" "You are a cunning and competent opponent, congratulations on winning by force"

Moctezuma has the most intimidating scene of them all. Skulls and flames and the people cheering in the background

Translation of what Isabella I says: "God will probablly forgive you, but not me. Prepare for war." "Very well, this is without a doubt God's will, and I must accept it"

Isabella's my favorite! She says something like: 'may God have mercy on your soul, for I will not. Prepare for war' And when defeated: 'Very good. I see now God has given you victory and left us to our own fates'

At Suleiman's defeat: Terrible! I'm defeated. For the sake of my beard and belly, how could this happen?

*There are worst fates I suppose* WHOA WHOA WHOA SLOW DOWN

"I'm getting tired of this useless talk.. We'll settle this on the battlefield!.. Like real men!" Oh Harald. "WHAT IS THIS?.. Loki must have been at your side, for no mortal man could ever defeat me!" oh Harald

Askiya declaring war -> City burns , Askiya defeated -> City still burning

B-B-Bismark... we can still be f-friends.

Kamehameha declares war with dancing ritual.

Honestly pretty surprised that ol' Nabunaga didn't seppuku with one of his 3 bigass swords. Prolly wanted to keep it PG, but still, dissapointing.

Nobunaga talking in honorary form when declaring war..... Just wrong.... He's a brutal killer. He literally said "fuck you" to everyone he declared war against in real life......

I wonder what happens to them after, you never see them die. I would spare them and give them a tiny island, I feel sorry for them. Especially Shaka.

5:24 okay, I don't know every aspect of Spanish, but I know that "muy bien" does not translate to "all is lost".

I love the leaders that congratulate you if you conquer them, what a way to go down honorably

"Hands Free to victory"? A wise decision. Also, that joke. Also, what Harald says (though different from what he VERBALLY says) is a rather sweet. That he will await you in the Hall of Heroes. His is also so enthusiatic to fight you.

I'm gonna declare war against Gandhi! 15 turns later... Well crap.

Catherine's smile upon defeat is quite disturbing, I thought she came after the era of rampant sex slaves.... And Elizabeth, when defeated, probably said, "Would you be interested in a trade agreement with (*#^QW@(*T!!!!"

I love how the cutscene for them declaring war gets played immediately before the cutscene of them getting their asses handed to them. It makes it seem like they came up to you talking shit, got punched in the face and started crying.

Catherine: "You have behaved very badly, it is time for judgement" "We have been defeated, that makes me your prisioner. I think that is not the worst outcome."

Gotta love denmark, how he just walks away

The voice actress of Isabel is the most cheesy thing I ever see. Trust me, I am Spanish.

Harald Bluetooth is the ancestral ruler of my home. just wanted to put that out there.

Nebuchadnezzars voice is so fucking awesome, I always want to be his ally.

Sooo, Catherine is like, finally, i get to be your sexslave, i accept :3

Catherine's was surprisingly kinky.

The fact that Catherine part is the most replayed moment of the video says a lot about us.

Gandhi should have a background similar to Askia, just with a large metropolitan city burning in nuclear fire instead of a medieval castle burning in normal fire. It would be a lot more fitting than a peaceful view of the Indian ocean.

i like Harald Bluetooth's the best, while the other leaders just sit or stand there all sullen and angry that they lost, harald straight up throws his helmet into the ocean and walks of the screen. a powerful message.

I kinda wish that they had Oda commit Seppuku if he was defeated.

Augustus Caesar just doesn't care. He even sighs when war is declared

4:05 harold be like fuck this shit

Catherine's defeat lol

Isabella says: "God might forgive you, but not me. Prepare yourself for war" and "Well, no wonder this is what God wants, so I must accept it"

I expected the polynesia guy to turn super saiyam

Gandhi be like "um, I would like to declare war on your civilization now... i-if it's all right with you, I mean"

I love how Harald Bluetooth just rage quits off screen xD

I always shit my pants when Bismarck suddenly yells at me. (I have earphone and high volume)

Harun al-Rashid has got to be the saddest one. He just wants to keep his peacocks.

hard to believe people prefer this over civ 6's animation style

Caesar's little scornful sigh while declaring war in addition to examining his nails makes me laugh way too hard, not sure why. he acts so bitchy and whatever you do, you're wasting his time lmao

I always like the defeat lines that congratulate you for beating them. Humility and grace in defeat.

2:33 Listening to all these foreign languages, then hearing English again was really weird

I never realized this before but the leaders say the same things when they're defeated as when you kill one of their spies. Or at least Germany does.

6:03 ho else thinks that montezuma is not saying what is writing below him?

"You may have vanquished our armies, but you will never vanquish the nukes that are heading to all of your cities."

Lots of these are sad, but Shaka's defeat is probably the saddest. He drops his weapons (something he NEVER does) and just looks.... crushed.

I feel bad for the leaders after I capture their country, seeing them in the sad face, not the self proud face anymore doesn't even feels good, but compassion. I hope I didn't captured Rome and accepted the peace treaty when I played the game, I was such an asshole. D:

The disconnection between the subs and what they say feels big.

Harun: "Take care of my peacock" Me: No I am going to burn them! >:D

1:35 Bismarck, dont put that face, you started the war 1:58 Whoa, take it easy woman! 2:37 By the grace of my hair your days are numbered! I hate when this shit happens: 2:59 "He said that he is going to fuck you" 3:10 "He said that you have to be nice with your victory" 3:58 He did not take the defeat too well. 4:59 So your spirits will never be vanquished? We will see that after you get nuked... 5:11 "Probably God forgive you" Sorry Isabella, I am atheist. 5:37 So what? Now we start to dance the haka or what? 6:07 No,no, NO!!! Montezuma, it's the third time you declare war on me, I hope you have a bunker, because the cold war became hot. 7:10 Oda Nobunaga says "You are way too close for comfort; my empire requires more living space." You are in the United States, Oda Nobunaga is in India. Fuck him... 7:39 Another one who did not take the defeat too well... 7:52 You have built the pyramids first, Ramesses declare war on you. 8:39 Great, the whale declared war on me. 9:07 Prepare for our arrival. The democracy is coming!

Alexander: 0:06 Askia: 0:25 Augustus: 0:54 Bismarck: 1:22 Catherine: 1:46 Darius: 2:08 Elizabeth: 2:32 Gandhi: 2:57 Genghis Khan: 3:27 Harald Bluetooth: 3:44 Harun al-Rashid: 4:20 Hiawatha: 4:48 Isabella: 5:10 Kamehameha: 5:36 Moctezuma: 6:05 Napoleon: 6:30 Nebuchadnezzar: 6:46 Oda: 7:07 Pachacuti: 7:24 Ramesses: 7:51 Ramkhamhaeng: 8:13 Suleiman: 8:36 Washington: 9:00 Wu Zetian: 9:24 For anyone in mobile

i can’t declare war on suleiman, he just makes me feel warm inside.

3:00 Studies have shown that this is the last image produced by humans before death. Could this be the face of God himself?

I wish the subtitles to these were more direct translations of what the characters actually say.

"Fate is not on your side. Crossing my path with such weakness is a mistake you will not long regret." As he is surrounded by several Carriers and got raided by 7 paratroopers.

"I hope you will take good care of the peacocks" This man has his priorities straight

Did catherine hit on you?

i never believed there were so many diverse leaders to have existed. im glad i enjoy the Civ games i never wouldve lifted a finger in learning the history of these ppl which is to my own detriment