Clara Finds This HOT About Men. [Phase Connect] 

I always said "Oh my gods" or "Good gods" cause it pissed off my super southern hyper-Christian grandmother... I had no idea it was because I was a slut...

The hotel room next to me calling the front desk:

She meant hot. The vocabulary of this woman is completely broken.

Important redefinition: slutty, adj.: things that Clara finds attractive

So to translate, these are not slutty traits in men, these are just are just behaviors, looks, or traits that flip Cara’s switch and warrants her being on a leash.

She's like when a little kid learns a new word and then spams it.

by the Nine Divines, this woman needs help.

She keeps using that word, I do not think it means what she thinks it means

“Such degeneracy.” -clara probably as she witnesses the handshake

Clara be the type to think a Psych Ward is for training Psychics. She might be onto something because I was not ready for the psychic damage and confusion this clip inflicted on me....🧠🔨

I wear a suit often for work and always put one hand near my chest/tummy when shaking hands on a bow form to shower respect...guess im a slut

We need a wheeze compilation

wtf? Clara's gone a long way since debut.

Y'know I kinda thought that new Phase talents would be less and less crazy as time goes on and standards for joining naturally become higher, but Clara is proving me very, VERY wrong. She might be THE most insane member yet.

man: doing uncommon thing, with suits,sweater vests, and holding shoulder bags a certain way Clara: Slutty man: what Clara: what i swear her loki brainrot is showing but shes just a lil crazy. maybe a lil unhinged Juicer Bunny. ⚡️🐰 4:45 ok i saw the leash comment. she is quite far gone🗿🗿🗿

Sakana’s business model of emptying out psych wards for his talents wasn’t something I was sure would work out but we’re blessed nonetheless.

This girl just has her brain manufactured from an alternate universe. A different version of Earth. Only explanation

Where the fuck else am I supposed to put my hand? Awkwardly hold it flat to my side? Unprofessionally put it in my pocket?

This girl is so broken, she's perfect

this scares me

The hand on the belly when outreaching is probably because your jacket has a tendency to flap outward when you reach and lean forward like that. Placing your hand like that keeps your suit composed.

I wonder how long a person can last if they take a drink every time Clara says "slut" in this video...

nerevarine friend or foe come. Come and tell me what the fuck is wrong with this wrench

Her voice is cracking

The uniform and etiquette for Clara meet & greets has been decided

Loved the subtitles

Why is she like this, man? not that I concerned too much about it..... perhaps .... maybe?

Her brain works in mysterious ways.

She isn't out of her mind, there aren't crazy visuals going on onscreen, but by the gods, this is one of her funniest moments so far.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means"

Your subtitles are hilarious bro

As I regularly wear long sleeve under short sleeve, I guess I'm a slut now.

Science, Religion, nor Guessing could explain why she is the way she is.

I think I speak for all men when I say: "wat".

Now I know how to pose for my suit pics. Thank you for the pointers Clara.

Is clara ok?

I shouldn't be surprised but i always am with this one 😅

seems like projection to me, clara.

...... I lost the plot. You know this ain't a bit when you see no punchline on the horizon. What's the alternative besides putting your other hand on the ventral area? Letting it sway, uncomfortably? Putting it in your pocket, creating unnecessary image of self-importance? Straightening it out parallel to your body, with awkward body positions? I cup my other hand alongside the handshake to be respectful but that's about it

For everybody who doesn't understand. If something is "slutty" or a "slut" that means Clara is interested in it or likes it.

Don't let Clara visit a business convention.

well now im gonna be self conscious everytime i go for a handshake

The Hand-in-waistcoat gesture it's rooted on an ancient greece era meme, that napoleon re-popularized as a form of propaganda, that became a cliche between portraits of powerfull men, and finally, on the modern era, its used as a form of a fake humble flex when greeting to someone that you feel superior to, but want to be kinda polite. (the authentic version is hand over heart)

How Sakana even deals with Clara without going mad is beyond me. Oh, never mind, he probably is going mad, thinking about the fact that everything he does is "slutty" behavior to Clara.

actual brain-rot jfc lmao

I assume that they're holding their suit from hanging down if they lean forward/bow when shaking hands. I instinctively put my hand behind my back when shaking hands until people pointed out that it was an odd thing to do...

peak closed captions

It's strange to know that I've unironically done all of those 'slutty' things more than once.

Short sleeve + long sleeve = sweat wicking and tick protection. Tummy hold = safeguard against betrayal. Sideways bag hold = makeshift shield. Gods = utilitarian prayer to invoke protection for all, against all.

The way she says “slut” is like ASMR

Waiting for Clara to commnet ^__^

It's clips like these that make me love phase connect

Ngl the subs were almost as hilarious as the Pikachu woman herself. Also I'm convinced that Clara lives in a constant state of low voltage (Kaminari from MHA reference)

soo we got, tennma who like big macchio men, then pippa who like soft boys, then clara who likes fancy men bussines men rejoice kings there's an oshie who would thrist over you

The amount of shoulderbags at a Clara meet is gonna be insane. She should make it a merch option in the future.

We put our hands there when we shake because shaking hands is a vulnerable gesture, you don't want to be shanked in the gut just in case. That or we subconciusly don't want our ties to flop around, one of those two. Kaminari "he was asking for it" Clara

2:29 there I am, Gary, there I am! yeah thunder lady was completely off her rocker that stream, it was great

Tbh i think the hand on stomach thing is to prevent the tie from dangling everywhere when you lean forward. I do that sometimes just to try being prim & proper >By the gods? Kannagi Loki is proud for recognition

The way I do all of those things (Except the short sleeves over long sleeves, I did that like twice but not really my thing)

actually a sign of ah man that never or rarely labored w/his hands.

So the original purpose of a handshake is to show that you are unarmed and coming in open-handed. The hand to the stomach area is to keep it in view, or on the hip to pull back coats to reveal your hip, to show you're not wearing a sword or other armament. Over time, this just became something that you do to occupy your other hand.

why do I feel extreamly called out right now? and concerned.

1:58 HOW CAN IT BE ATTRACTIVE IF NOBODY DOES IT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS WOMAN 🤣

She was Sakana hope for a Seiso Marine idol for this Gen.........He even went to Japan for his search. Poor Fishman...lol

On one hand, I really do wonder what goes on in Clara's head... on the other, I feel like looking into her mind would be like laying your eyes on a Lovecraftian elder god.

I have no words for this woman

You know its real when Clara's FULL real voice startsleaking out, dayum😂 Her model is so expressive it just adds so much to the KaminaraClaraExperience™️

I will never understand her

0:50 I believe it's a thing that has to do with holding in the front of a dinner jacket so that it doesn't move out of the way of other clothing beneath, but I could be wrong.

Sakana got this girl from the extra zany Psych Ward.

She keeps saying that word. I don't think she knows what it means ...

Slowly but steady i get convinced, that clara is the craziest of the bunch.

I'm rarely left speechless by someone yet here I am

What else are you supposed to do with your other hand while shaking someones hand? Please explain Clara.

And she’s like this without laughing gas????

next time i'll say "By the gods" when i meet women, and if they react this way we'll know

I have never heard this point of view before.

It is indeed a suit a thing. I don't want my tie flopping around when I lean across a desk or something and knock something over 😂

I can... not fix her.

I HAVE YET TO FEEL CALLED OUT BUT BY THE GODS I FEEL CALLED OUT

. . . i'm . . . speechless . . .

I have seen the face of god and he was weeping

Does "slut" mean something very different nowadays, or has it just lost all meaning?

Bruh i shake hands Like that Why RU-vid suggesting me this clip know this is on my mind when i shake hands now

She’s perfect boys.

“My gods” Would not like Elder Scrolls XD

I she talking about the gesture of holding one's tie from waving around when reaching over to something?

Of all the criteria in the world... Clara...

The first straight VTuber.

She has placed her order..

Finally, all these years, with the proper dress and ethics, sempai finally notice me

You know that phenomenon where if you repeat a word often enough it loses any semblance of meaning?

can you update the intro with the uwu apple princess clip

Is it bad that I'm taking mental notes of all of these thing?

Clara...wtf

2:40 I've never felt so uncomfortable for who I am like now, this woman brought back my ,,mama raised boy" insecurities

Taking notes in case normal people think this is sexy

w-what?! I am so confused...

I always thought my "by the gods" was because I play dnd, I know better now

Good thing I don't like handshakes. Gotta keep always seiso