Clarksons Farm 2 - Gerald Being Gerald 

Gerald is easier to understand when he’s drinking than when he’s not 😂

If you want to keep a secret ....... tell Gerald

I'd pay good money to see G in a police interview. Bet they'd send him home after five minutes 🤣🤣🤣

Clarkson: 'wise words' 😂😂

Gerald is a national treasure.

Gerald just waffles on about any old stuff and I can't understand a word but I can honestly say he makes me laugh so hard what a fella 🤣

I watch it with subtitles in a foreign language, whenever Gerald speaks there’s no subtitle, funny how even translators have given up 😂

Gerald is the head of security, that's why everything he says on camera is encrypted

Gerald yelling into the walkie talkie right in front of Jeremy is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life

always cracks me up when Jeremy calls him G-DOG

I want Gerald as my sat Nav voice.

He reminds me of that village in hot fuss where they have to translate through 3 people to understand 😭😭🤣

I can understand every word Gerald says after I've had about 7 pints

Gerald is the only one in history to make more sense when hes been drinking. haha

My favourite bit was when he said [intelligible]

Gerald had a conversation with cancer and cancer gave up completely.

"Wise words"🤣

Clarkson is a genius when it comes to cast etc

Jezza getting told over over the radio while he is standing right in front of him

we need a Gerald, Caleb Grand Tour special across the Sahara, i can just imagine May and Hammond having to share a tent with them

"well if you was a pigeon that would well, er ewer, cutting carpet!"

Gerald is adorable

I love to see, how attached Jeremy has become to these two lads. Who wants nothing more than to help!

Best show for a long long time .... bravo clarkson

The man. The legend, The *incomprehensible* of Clarksons *incomprehensible*

I must admit, I’ve learned his lingo and I now understand every word 🤣. Love the pictures in the pub - what an absolute dude.

If you only knew him, He's as genuine as they come.

Simply a natural legend 👍

For geralds defence: A session beer is a beer with less alcohol

Good old Gerald, everyone needs a friend like Gerald in our lives.

He knows what he means . And we all agree 👍 💯 🙌 👌

lol The great understanding between Gerald and Clarkson is my favourite part.

What I would do to sit down and get absolutely trollied with Gerald. He is the best example of an English country side gentleman.

God bless this man. Hope he's well

The 'G -Dog" love him here in the states also!!#1 ..experienced beer taster-world class!! (pickled onions)

Wishing Gerald all the best

I've revisited this video, and more specifically the imfamous hedge scene more times than I'd care to admit. The fact the most understandable thing he said during 2 seasons was "Jesus fucking Christ" is just unparalled humour. This season helped me through some dark times of late, cheers for sharing and god bless. x

I've discovered that if I play this video in one room and walk into another room, I am able to pick up 2 words out of every 25 that Gerald speaks. And i'm pretty sure this man is speaking volumes of wisdom.

I'm going to try listening to Gerald whilst drunk....I think he'll make perfect sense !! Great character 🙂

We love Gerald

Loving the accents. 😀 Jeremy looks totally lost. Cheers from Australia. I've watched this 4 times now.😅

Gerald quotes..."if you was a pigeon that cut it carpet" or something lol....(yeah I have no idea what it means either) 😂😂

In my mind the old pictures scene continued further to his earlier childhood photos - and he's rocking the same moustache high school, kindergarten... A mumbling mustachioed toddler riding a mini pedal-driven tractor 😂

Gerald is class

Love Gerald, I seriously cannot understand a word he says.

Gerald is like a british Boomhauer

Get Gerald in to Parliment

Totally agree with all he said, whatever it was.

If the wind is just right and you're really calm, you can understand almost every word.

The big G dog is the MAN! 💪🏻😂

I feel like I'm starting to understand him more and more.

Gerald is awesome 😂😂😂 and his words of wisdom omg(if one can even understand)😂😂😂❤❤❤ way above my pay grade 😂😂

If they get another farming award they should have Gerald give the acceptance speech.

2:50 A few satisfied lip smacks then a quiet "mmm" then the look on Jeremy's face like "Yess Gerald, and!?" 😂

Everyone listens but no-one understands. Makes the show

I could watch these 3 everyday lol

1:13 - 1:40 Julius Caesar's first chat with an ancient Briton 55 BC

Gerald should get a job in the bbc they love bit of diversity

1:04 I think Pigeon's would have a hard time cutting a carpet.

He makes perfect sense, very wise words sir!

I speak English as a first language, and have done for over 40 years. Unfortunately I haven’t got a bloody clue what on earth Gerald is talking about.

At 5:36 I thought Gerald’s wife was going to speak exactly like him , like something out of the vicar of dibley .

Hah, what does he say about if you was a pigeon you'd be cutting carpet??? Lol, legend.

Gerald and Ozzy conversation would be legendary

I would love to buy this guy a few beers.

Front on to the narrow - never in the history of words has this been said - Gerald is a legend.

The world needs more of Gerald.

I love big g😂😂😂😂 I talk fast and people starting to say he is my father 😂

Gerald makes as much sense when he speaks on the radio as Clarkson does when he thinks.

It's great hearing Gerald. He is a true character.

Now I know where Jezza is getting that big belly from ….his own beer 😊

He’s brilliant 👍

I’m understanding about 1 outta 7 words from this guy lol

Football is gallantry, camaraderie, and fraternity combined

Geralds in the running for the Speaker of the House.

He’s like the farmer from Hot Fuzz

I can’t stop thinking of hot fuzz

On the bucket list! Having a bev with the best! That is the G-Dog ❤

I live in deepest Dorset. Can anybody hereabouts guess what these two farmers that I overheard in my local are saying? “Where’s he to?” “He’s up icky ose” “Is um?” “Arr”

What we need is a Gerald & Boris Johnson talk show

I know I understand Gerald perfectly somehow 😂

gotta protect the G-Dog at all times

"A pigeon cutting carpet" did I hear?😂

i loved farmwork in aus.. and i think that gerald is a genius

What an absolute legend!

He's just like that farmer in Hot Fuzz. You need two translators to understand him.

Gerald reminds me of that guy from the film waterboy 😂😂

These country folk stick together.

Gerald should do stand up or have his own show. Reminds me of Gabby Johnson in blazing saddles 😅

This is one of the best series ever, all characters in it are so funny and the best thing natural. And Jeremy is doing his best to bring farming into the limelight.

Gerald looks like he started drinking pints in his pram.

The bit in the beginning is so funny, he was so disappointed

Proud to say I'm cultured enough to understand at least 55 percent of Gerald's speech

I like a session beer cuz I like a lot of pints 🤣💪🏻

Most of the time he's completely unintelligible and then just out of nowhere something completely intelligible comes out of his mouth and you are like wait what? 😂

Gerald is kind of the Don Vito of this show haha

Like watching the late Benny Hill driving the tractor, drinking beer while working on a farm with machinery, accident waiting to happen.

I didn't realise that the Wurzels had their supporters in Oxfordshire, where I live

I've translated what Gerald was saying. It was something about pigeons.

I quote Blazing Saddles “I’m particularly happy these young children we here to hear the words of Gabby Johnson, because not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage often not found in this modern day” Gabby Johnson’s response: Aradaghugg