Classic Howard Stern - The Ben Stern Tapes (full segments) 

Awesome 😎

Anything with just general goofing on people on the show. Esp Stuttering John 😅

@@Hilz28 I've got some more Stuttering John coming.

Anything Jackie related. Please and thank you!

I plan on posting shorter portions of this video for when people want to enjoy it in pieces instead of as a long rant.

Now we will play this back to hear the quality, and whether this is operating. Thank you.

The electric eye is a green type of tube

"Was your father EVER a young man?"

When we were kids there was an old man named Mr. Scrudder who lived near us. He hated kids, had some wife who we never saw and was always sick in bed. Perfect name, I swear he was born a cranky old man.

My father had me when he was 55. Even to me, Ben sounds like a fucking great grandfather. He sounds like he was 55 during WW2

The best way to be I envy that

Says you, Ricky two shoes

Any photos of her juggs?

Everyone wants a successful son

"If I want...the clams.." "You want an appetizer madam?" "No no no no no no..."

Same! I am LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂

Howard's impression of his dad sounds like Bernie Sanders

Especially when he uses the megaphone

A different time, a different Howard. I have so many bits I CAN'T upload because of the content. And "Scorched Earth Howard" was so much angrier, and in many ways funnier.

Listing, eh?

@@jumpinjojo listening

I've heard it that way in my head for years.

As I recoil, they played faw games.

“I are- is- I is a Democrat”

Do you feel the United States should remain in the United Nations?

I have one coming soon of the old "cart prank" he pulled on Flo and Eddie of the Turtles when they were doing afternoon drive on the station. Sometimes Howard's funniest rants were when he was waiting for a cart to recue, or waiting for Scott to cart something.

When people ask me why I used to listen every day, this is what I play for them.

You wanna be a broadcaster, don't ya? You have to know these things!

"There's a proper way to order!"

@@ZodiacKiller-ds5og 😂😂

I wish I could find the Ben Stern School of Broadcasting bit....

"Doing a lot of good for the country...and the world."

"Shut up sit down!" "Oh, well that's good"

He had quite a...umm....voice...

"You don't stop the interview just because your guest freaks out."

“Do you feel the United States should remain in the United Nations?”

Yes! I really do. Well, there should be peace in all the countries, and we wouldn't have any war ... 'cause we don't want the J*PS anymore! Mahahahahahahahahaha......

He was a no talent. Who spawned a good jewish..pervert

I grew up near NYC, those are actually tame compared to many.

​@@ZodiacKiller-ds5og 😂

😂

Gilbert Gottfried on SNL (before he started using the fake voice) is super thick - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-idtrUge0wAQ.html

I've listened to this maybe 200 times over the years, and I do NOT get tired of it. This was Stern at his best.

And his Mom! 😃

@@Hilz28 "What's WRONG with you?"

“Shut up sit down!” 😂

His baritone was deep, but he could carry a tune in a paper bag.

His lost the "timber" in his voice in his later years.

@@sim1manson1 He softened in a lot of ways, as do many people.

The timber

Howard never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

Can't believe his father had a glass eye

Testing, testing, one.....

​@@ZodiacKiller-ds5og ... Two, three...

I'm honestly not that interested about his personal life other than how - for me - he became less funny and enjoyable after the marriage ended. Once he started dating, I lost interest in the show. I don't get tied up in what star dates who or their personal lives; I don't hero worship in that way.

@@ZodiacKiller-ds5og I don't care as much about his personal life, I mostly just get a kick out of his hypocrisy. That language I used about a "young chippy" is right out of something Howard said about Imus back in the day. I think people are allowed to make mistakes and change in life, but I think Howard has changed too much to do the same kind of show that he used to do. For one thing, he's gone too 'Hollywood'. That makes his old material really stick out compared to what he does now. I think he got a lot of famous friends and liked hanging around them, so he reined himself in and changed his persona to make it more palatable to the celebrities he was gaining access to. If he wants to do celebrity interviews he should have just made a clean break from the old format and do that instead of expecting people who were fans of his old persona to keep listening. His attempt to have it both ways just make it look like he's being a hypocrite when you listen to his old stuff, and he kind of is. I can still enjoy most of it though. I don't hero-worship, it's just that when you listen to the old stuff you inevitably think of how The Howard Stern Show has changed.

@@FriedRiceINC He has changed, and the times have changed. I've got a whole pile of bits I cannot post because they would be taken down by YT because or language or content. But yes he changed, that's why I stopped listening long ago, and I can only guess he has changed a LOT since that point. I got a free three-month trial of Sirius XM recently, and I haven't even bothered to try his channel. It just doesn't interest me now.

The show has changed immensely but I think this was the real Howard all along. You could always tell he was bitter about not being in with the cool clique even the way he would desperately cling to people like stamos back then. I was shocked at first but listening back the signs were all there

He HAS to have come from Transylvania with that accent.

I miss Gilbert....

@@ZodiacKiller-ds5og YES GILBERT WAS A G-D

I never heard it referred to again in the years that followed.

@@ZodiacKiller-ds5og can you please help me find the bit where Howard and Artie are making fun of Michael Jackson being tough eating pizzagaine.

@@Anti_wokeness Sadly I am not familiar with that bit. But I'll keep my eyes open.

I never believed Robin in the first place. He probably actually dropped a dollar, and she thinks so highly of herself that she thought he MUST have been looking at HER!!

Ben doesn't go for shvartze!

Sadly it’s becoming rarer and rarer

You people are stupid

She misspoke, she meant Paul (not Ben) Robeson. He famously sang the song in the musical Show Boat (on the London stage and later in the film version).

@@ZodiacKiller-ds5og Thank you.

Why don't you lay off that for a while. It's not yours you know.

I am once again asking you to respect proper modulation.

Still looking for that, I DID but I haven't found that tape. And the discussion during the next day when they figure out what song he was singing (it's a real "song").

@@ZodiacKiller-ds5og yes, I remember that they found the original version, it was from some doo -wop group , Ben's version sounded nothing like it, he added those cheesey sound effects. RIP Ben Stern. Right now up in heaven, Ben is telling God to "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN"! He was a legend.

@@ZodiacKiller-ds5og yes, I remember that they found the original version, it was from some doo -wop group , Ben's version sounded nothing like it, he added those cheesey sound effects. RIP Ben Stern. Right now up in heaven, Ben is telling God to "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN"! He was a legend.

@@davidsheriff9274 Yes I think it turned out to be a song that had been recorded at his studio.

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-4h9PbMucPXU.html This is the song he's singing...

Role model???? You must be a great dad lmfao 🙄🙄🙄

@@Abcdefgx-u9gHe worked hard, provided for his family, sent his kids to college, stayed married to the mother of his children for years. Think about the big picture.

I don't know if he changed so much or if I did, but once he and his wife split up, I just found the show much less amusing. My favorite parts of the show were his "everyman" rants about life with the family. Like how at least once a week he'd rant over how Alison didn't buy enough bananas. "This morning there was no banana in my cereal. I asked Alison and she said we ran out. How do you run out of bananas? I've told her over and over, I need a banana in my cereal, I'm getting up at three on the morning. Just buy fifty bananas and throw the extra ones away, how hard is that?"

The Everyman aspect is what appealed to me, too. Probably most of the audience, especially men.

I don't have much Artie, my stuff mostly ends before Jackie left.

Which is a green type of.....tube....

I've never understood the Robin haters...but then again I've never understood how Adam Sandler has a career. We all like what we like and hate what we hate.

​@@ZodiacKiller-ds5og You have no idea how many times I've made that exact same argument. I fukn love Robin. The show would not be nearly as funny without her throwing a wrench into the conversation. She's everyone's punching bag until she punches back.

I think it’s more of a love to hate her than hate hate. I mean she is extremely annoying, full of herself and often clueless. Most the time she isn’t funny but occasionally she is hilarious. Show wouldn’t be the same without her so I don’t get the extreme hate but she is overbearing

Hey Now

The acorn and the tree.

"I told ya not to be stupid, ya moron..."

​@@ZodiacKiller-ds5og Them 2 sayings kil me every time

I don't know about these days, but back then the show could NOT have existed without Robin. She was the only force keeping things moving, the only one keeping Howard focused, the only one who actually remembered things, and the sounding board he needed to know where the line was.

@@ZodiacKiller-ds5og exactly!

@@ZodiacKiller-ds5og Anybody could of done that job lol

Most importantly she was the “token black woman” that allowed Howard to say whatever and fall back on that when criticized 😄

​@@reddwood4971 I believe it. Howard will never get over getting the crap kicked out of him by the. blacks in school.

He talked many times about getting beaten up constantly as a kid, by kids of all races.

@@ZodiacKiller-ds5og - year but he portrayed it as being bullied. i heard a story that he never would tell. he was despicable and deserved the ass kicking

@@gary6754 "I heard a story" means nothing to me. (The few classmates he had on back in the 80's and 90's backed up his version). But if you're going to say you heard he used racial slurs, I wouldn't be surprised, not excusing anything but that was very common back then and as I've mentioned before I have many bits I can't post because of frequent use of the N word. I heard plenty of people say things in public growing up that they wouldn't even dare to say in private today.

@@ZodiacKiller-ds5og - no, i believed it based on the integrity of the person who told it. And its not a far fetched story either. Stern is a scumbag and a closet racist

@@gary6754 quit with the victim mentality bud