Classic Opie & Anthony: Ruining People's Days with Bill Burr (03/22/07)

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The show starts with Opie, Anthony and Bill saying they could be waking up people who's days are going to be ruined, or will ruin someones day in a way which will change their lives forever. They take calls, come up with situations and have a good time discussing this.
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@kevinmeaney7965 3 года назад

Bill burr-“even in my fantasies I don’t get the girl” is the most relatable thing i’ve heard in my life

@jackp.3605 Год назад

Damn, du

@heySTUPIDass Год назад

Real talk, who has actual sex dreams? My erection is non existent in my dreams. Mfer is a FAILURE

@kimwarnke8510 3 месяца назад

Me too. I'm such a loser. But I still enjoy my life so no sweat...

@marcellocapone4925 2 года назад

Stumbling across these classic bits is cathartic.

@cyberslick18 10 лет назад

"We def won't be in the same building if the two companies merge" Oh boy how fucking wrong you were lol

@frankjohnson123 11 лет назад

"Two's not a prime number. Can't you divide it by one?" --Bill Burr

@EmperorOab 3 года назад

As a math major, i endorse this comment

@iamfantastic.iamgreat3649 2 года назад

@@EmperorOab aaaaa

@iamfantastic.iamgreat3649 2 года назад

You said that 8 years ago! Imagine Opie kissing you goodnight! Just imagine it now! Do it! Imagine it!

@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 2 года назад

@@EmperorOab math major huh?…NOBODY CARES

@beastfromthemiddleeast6369 2 года назад

@@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 I care.

@rg7535 6 лет назад

Holy shit I can't stop laughing at the "Emma churns butter for 45 minutes, while Seamus shoes a horse. If Ulysses..." bit. Just...pure gold.

@580Hector 4 года назад

@ 17:22 Anthony’s uncle fires him @ 26:10 Man fires dead cook @ 35:02 Anthony’s divorce @ 50:14 Man kills wife audio @ 1:04:00 Ant and Bill take a test @ 1:15:25 Charlie tries to bash O&A @ 1:25:18 Charlie calls back @ 1:28:40 Ant and Bill continue the test @ 1:43:40 Man breaks up in public @ 1:50:20 Ant and Bill finish test

@tobymcgroby8967 3 года назад

Thank you so much, Timestampers are the MVPs of RU-vid👏👏👏

@maxgallego5288 2 года назад

Youre amazing

@skipvanwinkle4382 2 года назад

You know what dyude. Fuckin decent

@lastcall3544 Год назад

@2:07:30 Ant imitates constant

@TimothyDonaghue 11 лет назад

Just confirming again that Opie and Anthony are the best radio show in history.

@optimisticcosmic 10 месяцев назад

Bill is just naturally funny.

@MartKencuda 8 лет назад

Now all they gotta do to ruin someone's day is to just simply talk on the radio.

@juliusceaser6662 8 лет назад

I like you rabbi you and I watch the same things.

@MartKencuda 8 лет назад

Thanks +Julius Ceaser. Also thank you for irrigation.

@JadeDude1973 10 лет назад

The last time I got fired (2004 maybe) I kind of knew it was coming. I had literally screamed at my supervisor on the phone... I was so angry, I couldn't even form words. I just screamed and hung up. An hour or two later, she walked in and asked me to go up to HR with her. I said "no thank you" and started packing up my shit.

@MrEvanNoyes 3 года назад

Fuck superiors that are full of themselves. They think they’re the shit cause they’re the manager of some dumb fuckin company

@noogie003 3 года назад

Evan Noyes Fuck grunts like you, who never have their shit together that we supervisors need to look after and give 1000 chances to. Never seen a guy get fired who wasn’t a complete shit head.

@MrEvanNoyes 3 года назад

Wonderus Waffle It was a joke you moron. I’m a manager of a department. O and A listeners really are as dumb as they say.

@heavymetal_cutting_fabrication 3 года назад

@@MrEvanNoyes you should try jokes that are funny. Then people will know they’re jokes. Nothing about that reads as a joke. 🙄

@armin38822 9 лет назад

I hate it so much when ope says '' WE ARE GOING TO GET INTO BUNCH OF THINGS HERE BUT FIRST... ''

@damiencross5110 9 лет назад

armin38822 Then they never get into a bunch of things haha...

@armin38822 9 лет назад

Damien Cross I just don't understand why he's a thing. From time to time I watch Anthony Cumia show and I can see why he's a good radio host. He has something to offer but Opie ? I really don't understand.

@jefferyhinkle4585 9 лет назад

armin38822 Yeah...I doubt that Opie does anything off-air.

@joeyslap426 2 года назад

Opie was really good in the late 90s/early 2000s when radio was still a thing that mattered. He was also good on XM because he was so driven to put out a better show than Stern. But once the merger came around, he just got more defeated and bitter and it ruined his ability to broadcast. He got really bad in 2-3 year's time. Listen to the old wnew and early xm stuff, you'll see what I mean. He was good at his role at one time

@TV-Tony 7 лет назад

Someone should replay this audio for Bill Burr now when he says he will never get married.

@Chris-hw4mq 5 лет назад

I'm sure he has a prenup

@robertstraw9881 3 года назад

I bet he doesn’t

@Paddy.C Год назад

@@robertstraw9881Yeah, and he'll never order Clubsoda Kenny to eject Anthony from a comedy club, for coming over and trying to talk to him.

@brandonmccall6664 4 года назад

I used to fill propane tanks which is mindless work and while I’d fill I used to have this reoccurring day dream that I was had Jedi powers and would use them to play basketball and be the best player of all time.

@kanshou 10 лет назад

I was dying at the Reservoir Dogs scene for some reason. Probably because I was thinking it. SAY THE GODDAMN FUCKIN' WORDS!

@Cougar139tweak 9 лет назад

Never getting married 38:48......is that right Bill?

@ClibanariusJJ 9 лет назад

Sup, Gooner. I'm sure Bill weighed losing his long-term girlfriend eventually over marrying her to no real perceived issue and went with the path of least discomfort. Unless they fuck up and all, but that only happens a majority of the time with marriages.

@baalzebub5000 8 лет назад

I could see a divorce good for a couple hour specials.

@1111Tactical 8 лет назад

+Goon Industries 85% of guys say "don't get married" until they do.

@Cougar139tweak 8 лет назад

***** Shouldn't that be 100%??...until they do...

@LeoSkyro 8 лет назад

+baalzebub5000 I thought the same about Bill. I kind of became a bit softer in his act. I mean it's not just pure rage and frustration anymore, it's more polished. Selfishly I thought that a divorce, even though devastating for him, would give his comedy a new birth, going back to the woman bashing with full force

@haydendivine8412 4 года назад

Bill Burr not knowing how alimony works is hilarious

@viktorgorchev 10 лет назад

Gun collector mixing up MP40 with MP5, funny.

@Paddy.C Год назад

Yeah, and who stores their firearms loaded, but with part of the internal mechanism taken out?

@NewYoutubeDawgMSSP 8 дней назад

@@Paddy.Cpretty sure he was full of shit

@alfredo8092 5 месяцев назад

"We're not good with emotion and we try to solve problems" - Bill Burr

@EoinFC 4 года назад

0:51:44 Classic from Bill Burr on the husband who was nagged to the point of killing the wife: "We're not good with emotions and we try to solve problems"

@robertandersen45 6 лет назад

We get it, Bill got married.

@kemperlennox5209 4 года назад

And Ants STILL secretly laughing 😆

@kierantimlin6357 9 лет назад

haha nia made billy boy change his mind

@oWR3CKL3Zzo 3 года назад

Must have good poontang on tap.

@MHoppus69 4 года назад

Thank God Opie brought that caller back to talk about Howard… again.

@lon9core 4 года назад

2hrs 6mins may be the best bit of O&A, CONGRATULATIONS

@AndrewVII 3 года назад

This is unbelievable, I just got fired immediately as I came into work... WTF I ain’t even mad.

@gustavthegreat2811 5 месяцев назад

Why make you come in

@americangoy5182 8 лет назад

1:36:05 - After Bill makes a point Opie does his usual repeat what the person just said as if it's his own original thought. He's like one of those terrible characters, but he's real. He does the exact same thing with different social situations like "going to ants" etc. and people can argue that it's just for radio, but add it all up with the gregshells(bill ignores opie regurgitating his thoughts) and it's sociopathic behavior.

@DylanGaine 8 лет назад

+Good Hunter yeah give him a break, i'm a fan of Ants as well, but i think Opie is the one actually keeping the show on track (in an operational sense). He's keeping an eye on timing, sound levels, callers, setting up clips, etc. Kinda difficult to be spontaneous when you got so many pots on the stove.

@AngelPerez-tf4te 8 лет назад

+DylanGaine +DylanGaine He shoulda been in the back. Hes a leech and stole money. Lets be honest, nothing opie does deservers him ever getting millions a year.

@CStelTV 8 лет назад

+DylanGaine haha give me a break. They hadlike 4 producers, and the Nopie shows when he was off ran just as smoothly and just as funny. Opie is horrendous

@adams1458 8 лет назад

+Good Hunter that guy is annoying at parties

@gibstuh420 8 лет назад

Opie is like the radio version of Carlos Mencia

@shhadow74 11 лет назад

I fucking laughed more than I ever have in my entire life at the last guy that sang for the macbook pro "... do we have any more contestants...?"

@BigDoggrt66 2 года назад

8 years later... Same.... Lol

@davidperez5089 Год назад

Never say never Billy boy...you got duped with some brown sugar!🤣

@Paddy.C Год назад

And he used Clubsoda to rinse Ant out of his hair.

@davidperez5089 Год назад

@@Paddy.C what hair!?

@android55555 6 лет назад

35:35 "I tried the 'beat it' defence.. it didn't work, they beat the money out of my wallet"

@EdgarHernandez-bg1pu 2 года назад

Whenever they reference reservoirs dogs, Goodfellas, Fargo, or godfather... It's always a home run

@Paddy.C Год назад

Or Jaws.

@avatarumbra 10 лет назад

this is awesome. im so glad people are having a worse day than me lol.

@Zkullz69 10 лет назад

HAHA Billy red face says he his never getting married 38:45 but he got married lol

@hisvorpalsword 9 лет назад

Is this the line to lose all my shit?

@UpsideDownTown 7 лет назад

Zkullz Esac funny how he used to say that all the time. But he settled down and is having a kid now.

@hisvorpalsword 7 лет назад

+ Mark Winberry It's a good thing you don't go out of your way to hate something.

@markymark7531 7 лет назад

His act is the tough Boston guy? He always talks about what a pussy he is that can't fight for shit lol. Can't blame him for having that attitude about marriage prior to ever meeting a girl that he cares about. Ofcourse he'd feel he'd never get married. Now he gets to be happy good for him, the ginger son of a bitch.

@markwinberry8095 7 лет назад

+hisvorpalsword lol nope, i do it right from the comfort of moms basement.haha

@imrippingthefuckingheadoff 5 лет назад

O&A calling Howard a shock jock who couldn't adjust is ironic

@CriticsFromTheCouch 11 лет назад

lol, "We would never be in the same building"

@MrGameGov Год назад

38:50 That didnt age well haha, Bills a married man now and only listens to his wife lmfao.

@brandonb3174 Год назад

If Burr acted the way he does now I doubt his wife would’ve been interested in him in the first place

@Paddy.C Год назад

Also the 'special thank you to Anthony' , now he employs Clubsoda Kenny, and got him to throw Ant out of a comedy club for coming over and saying hello.

@SachaKDrums 11 лет назад

When Ant gave the MacBook Karaoke award at 2:08:00 I lost it big time.

@NTxC Год назад

Ebenezer has 3 apples, Mildred takes 2. I'm dead lmao

@jeremiahmirkovitz2834 9 лет назад

Not only did he end up getting married, but he did so to a ball-busting feminist who undermines him all the time Poor Bill.

@j2times2006 9 лет назад

His broad ruins his podcast man. She's the kind of chick who makes you start thinking about alibis to the cops

@introgauge 9 лет назад

+Chris “cd” D it doesn't counterbalance nothing.

@introgauge 8 лет назад

bonchbonch who cares about your life?

@bonchbonch 8 лет назад

+Introgauge .C Your mom.

@introgauge 8 лет назад

bonchbonch well, she's dead, about 7 days ago.

@brandonb3174 Год назад

4:47 it’s like the kids these days that wear carhartt even though they’ve never worked outside

@Dionysus187 9 лет назад

I just thought of this. I'll get married when its with a prenup saying not only do I get to keep all my shit, but I get half of hers. Any objections fall directly, quickly and 100% under 'big fucking hypocrite'

@daveqm1024 6 лет назад

"We've got key lime pie."

@MrCrapDude 6 лет назад

13:30 LOL WTF, Recently at work (hospital garbageman) I've been having dreams like I'm a super hero too. Monotonous work is right lol.

@hardpack187 11 лет назад

It gives the show a more natural, organic feel. That being said, if you don't like it, DON'T LISTEN

@mofomartianp 11 лет назад

THANKS Sir Knight

@PrivateAckbar 11 лет назад

Thanks a bunch :)

@zeus7623 10 лет назад

Did the caller from around 1 hour have a follow up (public divorce guy)?

@tenirpaslager 10 лет назад

anyone know what segment where anthony says a joke about planting claymores in the garden

@thevirus7368 3 года назад

Does anyone else think that guy who said he was gonna fire the chef who committed suicide, was talking absolute bollocks ?

@opiniondude1 4 года назад

That 1st boss caller was right, if you're not early you're late.

@capslockcapable1719 2 года назад

Opie's so clearly irritated that nobody wants to spend another fifteen minutes on his wakeup bit.

@johnpriceprice6860 7 лет назад

The story of the wife calling her husbands employer an hour after his suicide is bullshit. His job would have been the last thing on her mind much less an hour after his suicide. The boys should have called him out on it.

@Gobbersmack 6 лет назад

You underestimate the total lack of empathy women are capable of having.

@heathj7794 5 лет назад

I worked with a dude that died in a car wreck. His wife was at the job hours later talking to HR about his life Insurance.

@johnpriceprice6860 5 лет назад

@@heathj7794 should be investigated.

@slaphappyduplenty2436 2 года назад

Nah. Friend of mine killed himself at 18. He was an apprentice at a painting firm. His father called the employer the same day.

@Paddy.C Год назад

People in shock often try to cling to routine, just because their minds are telling them they should be doing something, when there's nothing they can really do.

@Automedon2 6 лет назад

Wait til Bill's gold digger decides a "woman doesn't need a man to be happy" (just his money).

@user-jp6zu7hw8y 5 лет назад

We can only hope he got a pre nuptial

@difficultbastard 4 года назад

@@user-jp6zu7hw8y I keep seeing prenups brought up. Take a look at how often they get contested. All it takes is a typical gynocentric male judge, or a female judge.

@antonio8904100 4 года назад

@@difficultbastard Very true

@OctoTrout 10 лет назад

A woman bringing home six figures? If you're going to lie, make it believable.

@MrJimmyTide 10 лет назад

He meant G.I. Joe's...

@sdry 6 лет назад

perhaps after successful divorce.

@tyrant_tarantula 6 лет назад

Exactly. If she actually made that she would’ve most likely said her occupation and not income

@andybroberg7084 4 года назад

Lol

@DickDickstein 10 лет назад

I always used the "Stalactite" was "t" for "top".

@metalmayhem3622 6 лет назад

Yeessss!

@candIejac 9 лет назад

1:18:50 Opie steamrolls Billy boy

@STST237 9 лет назад

*Interrupted

@ClarityFB 9 лет назад

***** *plowed

@Pawlit360 11 лет назад

What is that old-timey song from 1:24:10 called. The one, where Ant goes into that funny 1940s vernacular. I've heard it a million times, but what should I look for on youtube to find it?

@VashStarwind Год назад

I wish bill really did never get married lol. His wife ruined him lmao.

@revfunk8823 6 лет назад

Opie....BE QUIET

@benosaro9331 2 года назад

And how many years later Burr is in a movie with Tomei😂

@TheDayZCowboy90 Год назад

It's funny hearing Ant and Bill talk about divorce with Bill saying "I'm never getting married". Seeing as how Bill has become a pussy whipped version of himself by his now wife

@Unknown-user7 17 дней назад

The first two minutes of this sounds a lot like John and Jeff

@Stackoverflowdeo 3 года назад

In non-euclidean geometry parallel lines can converge. Dang kids

@TV-Tony 8 лет назад

Funny how Bill says here he's never getting married, knowing he's married now.

@SmokeymcJoint420 7 лет назад

He said the same thing about kids too, look how that turned out.

@TV-Tony 7 лет назад

Hehe YEP.

@sdry 6 лет назад

hahahaha. what a hypocrite ! do you morons watch comedy like politician giving a speech? Bet you are the guys are people who get those "that can't be real!" while watching lord of the rings or shit like that.

@joeyslap426 2 года назад

I said I'd never do heroin, yet here we are

@metalmayhem3622 6 лет назад

2:04:00

@cookingonthecheapcheap6921 3 года назад

I'm late to this channel. But the saying as I know it is: "There's no such thing as early, your either on time or late". - Every manual labourer ever.

@ddubu3316 2 года назад

Giving away 2 Mac books.. bill.. "A prime..."

@martinmcgorty 11 лет назад

"We got uhh, the 911 call of the old dude killing his wife, a classic..." The opester is a comedy genius in his own way. Haters better reckonize.

@RossKempOnYourMum01 6 лет назад

"Opie" is a comedic character created by alternative comedian Gregg Hughes.

@peterpratsch7223 4 года назад

But he’s been doing this for pfftt 18 years!

@gregfarr492 10 лет назад

1:30:00 Bill at his best.

@ThePunk01 4 года назад

Looked like Jim Varney in the thumbnail at a glance.

@LostSox 2 года назад

Bill Burr is so married to a black woman with a kid, and he’s making Disney money.

@dmc3079 2 года назад

For a person who bashed marriage in his specials, and shows like this, he caved in..... Poor bastard, haha

@matthewlong2667 5 лет назад

Golly gee. Opie is so funny.

@andybroberg7084 4 года назад

RAAdioWW

@clarabellen 8 лет назад

Did the guy ever call back with the recording of himself divorcing his wife?

@chrisrobinson4165 8 лет назад

I'm not loying

@AirBuddDwyer 7 лет назад

But you are a schnoodle

@markwinberry8095 7 лет назад

Shane and the other half are bits. HAHAHA

@matthiasstephens2265 4 года назад

Ant and Bill were great

@Doppleganger23455 11 лет назад

Rogan rocks; so do O&A. It's like choosing Merlot or Malbec for the night; both have their advantages.

@indigows2000 10 лет назад

Is it me or does norton look like mike ditka on this pic??

@PrivateAckbar 11 лет назад

Anyone know the song playing 24:15?

@kevinrutkowski3034 3 месяца назад

It is currently my birthday on Sunday, April 7th, 2024, 8:50 pm, I'm writing this as I do believe I may walk into work tomorrow morning and get fired. We will see.

@thekraken4886 2 месяца назад

Well?

@kevinrutkowski3034 2 месяца назад

@thekraken4886 I actually walked in and got a $1 raise lol so that's how that went.

@thekraken4886 2 месяца назад

@@kevinrutkowski3034 Nice

@th0uxan Месяц назад

@@kevinrutkowski3034hell yeah brother

@LightningNC 10 лет назад

What's the name of that old-timey music that they play at around 1:24:00?

@msamsonrn1 10 лет назад

In the mood by Benny Goodman and his orchestra

@msamsonrn1 10 лет назад

In the mood by Benny Goodman and his orchestra

@diichertz1 9 лет назад

In the Mood by Glenn Miller

@IndependentGeorge76 11 лет назад

i realised that the moment i wrote it. you, i'm sure never make any mistakes in life...

@MrOquedo 8 лет назад

I'm absolutely sure that listening this radio show is, somehow, making me dumber.

@joeyslap426 2 года назад

Definitely. It's an autism magnifier

@jackfahy2283 2 года назад

Don’t worry you were already like that before you started listening

@Cheka__ Год назад

Maybe you should learn how to spell dummer.

@jackp.3605 Год назад

You idiots, have you heard anything lately anywhere? The news is pure propaganda. Be thankful you see the truth to this day

@heySTUPIDass Год назад

You were getting dumber without it, don't worry 👍

@oduneyeman 5 лет назад

2:08:28

@EddyDurden Год назад

2:04:59 38:46

@PaulMelvilleX 11 лет назад

HELLO BILLLL!

@giovanniramirez8995 10 лет назад

I'll never marry anyone, the laws are just ridiculous.

@mojobandit55 8 лет назад

opie does the same radio voice shit that he makes fun of. fucking weird

@mrbrown5417 Год назад

1:45:10

@JIMJAMSC 6 лет назад

I had a Office Space type boss and I did most the heavy lifting. We got in to it many times and he convinced his uppers to fire me. At the "firing" I figured WTF and threw all my Aces on the table, dirt, atta boys etc and HE ended up getting fired and I got HIS job.

@GregWalkerZzZ 10 лет назад

Hahahahahaha. How are people from Phoenix called?

@ostsweinen5240 7 лет назад

What's that singing on 52:30 from?

@j2times2006 9 лет назад

Boy were they wrong about the merger

@TheMightycfc 6 лет назад

What is wrong with Anthony arm in that picture

@chrisaltobelli 5 лет назад

the mighty cfc it’s the aids

@awekword9013 11 лет назад

haha, nice.

@andrewschuschu3499 4 года назад

My favorite thing is when you know your own boss, not you, is about to get fired- I know mine is about to and I’ve just straight up stopped listening to them and just walk away in the middle of forced conversations with them mid sentence. I just turn and walk away. Every day feels like a Friday.

@pelewon 3 года назад

Confirm outcome?

@Paddy.C Год назад

Wow, what was it like working for Prince Andrew?

@jwalkr001 6 лет назад

oh, Bill

@dtox12 11 лет назад

lol! fuck yeah!

@georgehargrove9986 5 лет назад

Anyone know Anthony used to work construction?,,not sure if he mentioned it.

@Wharrrrrgarbl 11 лет назад

He IS really famous... He's HUGE.

@mikielee434 11 лет назад

My BIRFFFFFFFDAY

@sydIRISH 9 лет назад

Being from the south I still have a touch of a southern accent, but lost most of it went I went out to L.A. and Seattle. I have to say Bostonians have to have the worst accents ever. Holy fuck they just sound awful. "Mildly retaaaded". The men are even worse, "it's been a wicked haaaaad pisssssa". Ugh. New York's is tolerable, the New England area is just bad. No offense guys. Doesn't make you bad people, just makes your speech bad. Not all, but the common person.

@treecooper8557 Год назад

"Its been a wicked haaaaaad pissssa" Has never been uttered in the fuckin history of New England. That's how bad the south is, they can't even get a simple saying like "Wicked Pissah" right, and you have the audacity to talk about us.