Opie & Anthony: Creepy NAMBLA Documentary (10/21/13) 

Official song-"Lord I was born a NAMBLA Man."

I want to watch the documentary but I don't want to take a bath in acid afterwards.

NAMBLA? ohhh you mean the National American Marlin Brando Look Alikes?

I first heard of NAMBLA through South Park. Freaks me the fuck out that it's a real thing.

"Is that Jerry?!" lmao uncle paul.

I know about this because of South Park. I thought it was a joke, jesus lol.

28:00 JIMMY kicking it out of the park as usual. "Hi, my name is Tracy, I've worked for To Catch A Predator..." "Is this the Tracy I know?"

I love how pedos use such poetic language when trying to describe their love of children, like its supposed to eliminate the creepiness of it. If anything, it only makes it creepier.

Never have I ever felt the urge to cover my eyes this much while listening to audio. It made no sense, but all I wanted was for the nonsense of this monster to stop. Sam was right, those people can’t be fixed. Let the villagers with pitchforks take care of them.

"I tell ya, This guys a real jerk" - Norm MacDonald

Leland Stevenson dodged federal child porn charges in the mid 80s and again in the 2000s. Oddly his father was Chief of Medicine at Washington Medical Center in DC and a member of Congressional Country Club. He literally came from DC High Society.

i'll never listen to a Terrence McKenna lecture the same way again after hearing that first part

I dont think VideO&A would even touch this one lol

This really makes me want to buy a woodchipper

10:00 I love Sam's inflection in his description of, "that young maaaaaaaaaaan."

@Tim J: it isn't only a "white male" problem. It just gets covered up better in other communities.

I remember this documentary. That creepy guy was wearing one of the yellow sweaters from Goddfellas.

This is truly disturbing. I agree with the extermination idea.

Opie: LET ME MAKE IT ABOUT MEEEEEE

This doesn't convince you evil doesn't exist, I can't help you.

It's a matter of self preservation for society to eliminate the predators. Death penalty for child abusers.

Would any jury in America convict someone for just walking up to one of these guys and just stomping them to death?

I've never believed in chemical castration, more than now. Holy shit.

Holy fuck that "he was so eager" / "our secret was so bad" I fucking covered my eyes and tensed up in pain. Wow was that fucking awful.

"ChickenHawk" - Apt name for this documentary.

Jimmy actually killed it on this one.

Listening to this creep say "screwed so tightly" like that made me laugh.

one of my favorites from the show

That knowing laugh by Uncle Paul when they're demonstrating the phone trick is probably the most horrible laugh I've ever heard.

'A Documentary of Nambla...', 'oh boooy' 😂

uncle paul is freaking me out right now

"Peepull do not understttaaannddd" LOLOLOL!!!

Haha ofc de decoy knows Jim ^^

How do these people interviewing these monsters not hit them? And when he's talking to the kids how do you not just say run away kids. I don't know their restraint is amazing

"calling theses kids out" Uncle Paul strikes

Is that jerry lol

Good lord this is unsettling

I learned of NAMBLA in a cabin retreat.

Fun fact this Tracy is the 1 where Jim and otto hung out in the hot tub with her friends grandpa tossed himself off a bridge Pedridge farm remembers

What the?!?....There really is a NAMBLA? That's so beyond being comically lurid that I swore it had to have been made up for "South Park".

this is the most i have ever been creeped out listening to this show.

How did nobody throw out a Foghorn Leghorn joke during this

31:30 she’s wrong about texting even at this time but she’s right about proxies.

These people need to be taken out into the woods and gotten rid of for good.

Herbert from Family Guy.

"Put your head in here" YES Jimmy!! YES!!! "Unfixable!!! YES!! Fucking exactly! "Murderable" (Jimmy) Yes!!!

Best Jocktober ever

Holy shit this is from the Wikipedia article on that film "The film was released to critical acclaim. The premiere at the New York Underground Film Festival was met with fanfare and was covered by national news organizations as well as shock jocks like Howard Stern." hoo hoo they're ripping me off Robin !

Hahah, was thinking the same thing! His voice is very similar to TM.

Oh fuck, I got creeper chills just listening to this.

My ears need to go to prison after 4:38 👮🏼‍♂️😳👮🏼‍♀️

The voice he keeps doing sounds like "Jimmy" from King of the Hill.

Well played, sir, well played.

Ooo! A Paltalker. What did they dump out on during Bob's call yesterday? We heard the reverb, but no idea what may have been said.

allen ginsberg is in this film. many to this day don’t know that he was not only an advocate, but a dues-paying member of NAMBLA in the film, he reads a poem, entitled (not kidding) “sweet boy, gimme yr ass”

Opie & Anthony forgot to mention that the radical "Beat" poet Allen Ginsberg was also a part of NAMBLA and he's included in the documentary.

JESUS the only o&A episode i couldn't listen through. Not cause of the boys but because of the content their covering. Godbless the boys

Celestial warmth leads to the inevitable prostate clenching.

How the fuck does something like this even exist?!?! WTF!!!!

I haven't laughed so hard all month. Thank you sir. (wipes tear from corner of eye)

Stern did this for years and of course Opie steals Howard bit

One of the funniest segments of all time. So disturbing

When you know what the word Neurotic and Neurosis means....it makes that one statement INFINITELY more disgusting lol

Well, this guy is living off the dole now because if ANY potential employer saw this, he's not getting hired.

So was John from 'John and Jeff show' on there?

It's Sylvester Sneekly.

good 1 haha. def broke the ice

He sounds like the Grizzly Man, Timothy Treadwell.

say what you will about pedophiles, at least they drive slowly around schools.

NAMBLA: We're not killers!

Hehe Steven, have you seen the Nambla episode of Southpark yet?

Uncle Paul sounds like Fred Stoller.

Give em a li'l frickle frackle.

Why don't you come take a seat. I have a few questions for you.

Youll understand it when you OPEN your eyes

The Documentary is on RU-vid. You will feel the need to bathe after watching it.

Odd question, especially considering the subject of this doc, but what's the song that starts at 3:03? Lol.

video-and-a needs to get on this.

yeah I just wanted to picture what they were describing about how creepy this dudes eyes looked thanks

Anthony “I’d go as low as 13” Cumia had to pretend be shocked at this

yeah, we all learned about it on South Park

that uncle Paul guy seems shady

North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes

The distributor for Chicken Hawk, was originally run by Todd Phillips, the director of Old School and The Hangover films.

they should get a NAMBLA guy on the show and just beat him for 20 minutes

Where’s Chris Hansen when you need him

this is real i just thought i was a south park skit

I need to take a shower after listening to that one guy.

@ Yea Sure: What the hell does that mean? That kind of behavior is all over. The guy moved to Sri Lanka where his actions wouldn't be questioned.

This is the creepiest fucking thing I've ever heard. I don't even know how to feel right now. What the fuck.

In 1988, my history teacher said "NAMBLA is one of those weird organizations where 1 out of 3 members are undercover police."

I made it nine minutes in. Can't listen anymore... >.

I took a shower and after hearing that guy I feel the need to shower again. Fuckin-a what creepers!

...Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour. Owe no man any thing, but to love one another: for he that loveth another hath fulfilled the law."

"Oh *boy* " 😶

Heh heh...suuure...

What is chilling with such individuals is there a complete lack of understanding of how their crimes profoundly affect their victims; but in the short and long term. Prison serves as a deterrent to use fear to prevent such men from harming others people young. It is a sad thing to say, but if punishment used to deal with such crimes is not an effective deterrent then perhaps the punishment needs to be more severe. Honestly, is it wrong to say that such individuals if proven to be repeatedly committing such crimes then they should have a tattoo put on their face where they can't hide it, and all you see such men will know instantly what they are all about and will not be able to hide their criminality under a facade of harmlessness. Carrot and stick philosophy, hopefully you can get the mule to do what you want it to do with the promise of reward or the carrot. If that is not an effective option then you get the mule to fall in line with the threat of punishment or the stick. If the stick currently being used is not an effective deterrent then perhaps a scarier stick is required.

Does anyone know the name of/how to find the other nambla documentary? I watched it about a year ago but I can't remember what it's called or how to find it, I watched it on RU-vid originally. But in the documentary a boy gets abducted and they interview the parents and they think nambla was behind it? I remember the mention of Colorado and the mother of the boy had brown/black curly hair

It's Miss Lindsey Graham!

Police are not doing enough abd never will. The police may look the other way or be involved in this----who knows????