@JustusGregorius But incorporating a brand of cigarettes into a movie is not advertising. Are you really not allowed to even show a real brand name pack of cigarettes in a movie? I actually cannot think of a movie with real cigarette pack in it.
The funniest line has to be I told him that and he yelled at me. I know Kevin has a habit of telling and not showing but I really wish they would've filmed that
I can share Joe Vigilante's experiences very well. I work in the dairy department of a food store, and we have the people obsessed with milk dates, the egg checkers going through entire dozens hunting for perfection, and the bacon sorters looking for the leanest of the lean. All 3 types leave the shelves in shambles in just a few minutes.
We had those who would shift every gallon of milk to get to the newest date and mess up the rotation. Not to mention the woman who wouldn't buy the aged cheese because it wasn't fresh enough????????????@@liamflynn6929
Girl: Well, if your job was as useless as theirs, wouldn't you go crazy too? Randal: Come to think of it, my guidance counselor was pretty worthless. And it's around there that I officially died laughing. I'm currently typing from the afterlife 😂
My only memory of a school guidance counselor was ratting me out. I had to go to school early one Monday morning to talk to him/her and realized I still had my Boyscout knife in my pocket (I only had one or two pairs of pants then). So since I was going early, I turned the knife in to the counselor. I got called into the principals office later that day to learn I was suspended from school. My mother went full Karen on them (conveniently her real name) and had the suspension removed. But all it taught me was not to be honest.
I'd boot his ass the hell out of my store and place his pic on my, "Banned for all eternity," wall. Same deal with the milk maid. I'd even have a specific rule on the door of my fridge saying, "Just pick one and go. I don't have time for your shit."
It’s a shame that Kevin and Bryan Johnson weren’t talking to each other during the making of Clerks because he really should have been in this film, particularly given that he was the basis for Randall.
Given the price of eggs in 2023, the "egg inspector" from Clerks, now seems like a normal person. At $8.00+ per dozen, I also find myself looking for the perfect carton of eggs. I'm not paying for a single broken egg. 😂
It's no bullshit, either. My HS guidance counselor was totally and utterly useless. He had no good advice for me, and I totally ignored him. Even had I told him I was already a published writer (horror fan stuff etc. reviews, essays) in Jr. High, he would have looked at me like I had 5 heads and told me "writing isn't a career." LOL
Yeah...I remember my H.S. guidance counselor... he had to take a leave of absence due to"nerve imbalance " a polite way of saying gone un hinged. Actually alot of of of his advice was rather strangely...when decipherable .actually were the ravings of a lunatic...ha. not funny yet...whoa!!! what the heck ?.😃🤔😅😎
You've worked in retail, especially a convenience store for a long time, you begin to know your customers and their brand like the back of your hand. Two months into my first convenience store job, I already knew which customers were Marlboro men and which ones were Camel smokers.
