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@spannerintheworks1190
@spannerintheworks1190 3 года назад
"break his heart again this time, and I'll kill ya..." For all Randall's sarcasm and dryness you just know he's deadly serious there.
@stephenm8725
@stephenm8725 3 года назад
nothing personal
@ForgedEggs
@ForgedEggs 2 года назад
I guess he did it, too. Have you seen Caitlin in Clerks 2? I haven't.
@Wasserkaktus
@Wasserkaktus 2 года назад
@@ForgedEggs I'm pretty sure Caitlin stopped talking to Dante after fucking a dead guy in the place he worked.
@AdamF8
@AdamF8 2 месяца назад
Well he was there first
@amandaflorez2251
@amandaflorez2251 7 лет назад
what are you watching ? Children's programming *Guy grunting in the back* LMAO
@KiljiArslan
@KiljiArslan 4 года назад
Star Trek is Children's Programing. ( He said it was the Best of Both Worlds.)
@nick56677
@nick56677 3 года назад
Hey..Chicks with dicks!
@Simgor2
@Simgor2 3 года назад
"Children's programming." is a line I still use from time to time, the wisdom of Randall Graves is timeless.
@krtlkid
@krtlkid 2 года назад
that resonates even till this day.The shit they put out made for kids,Im amazed passed the fcc.
@JW-do2wc
@JW-do2wc 6 лет назад
Here's a fact, she and the guy playing Randall were married in real life. It only lasted a couple of years.
@patriotsman6511
@patriotsman6511 3 года назад
Ten years
@og_ice_freezer
@og_ice_freezer 2 года назад
Didn't know that. Thnx
@etwilli2
@etwilli2 2 года назад
@@patriotsman6511 1 year
@spoonroc5886
@spoonroc5886 2 года назад
Definitely wasn’t 10 years, that much I know….. Jeff is a good man and Lisa is sorely missed💯
@spoonroc5886
@spoonroc5886 2 года назад
Lisa was so much more than my cousin and friend…. She was a sweet, gentle, kindhearted human being….. I was only 8 years old when Clerks came out so I don’t know much about her marriage to Jeff Anderson…. What I Do know is, though their marriage didn’t last, Jeff flew across country to attend her services (so did the rest of the cast….minus Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith….I believe they were tied up with a project at the time and under contractual obligation or something …. In their absence, Mr.Smith sent a wonderful flower arrangement that probably cost more than I make in a year…..while also having paid for Lisa to get treatment at the prestigious Mayo Clinic in Minnesota to get her the best help possible before she passed away….. I will always love and respect him for that)
@whiplashfilms
@whiplashfilms 7 лет назад
RIP Lisa Spoonauer :( so sad. 44 years old.
@Phinal_Flash
@Phinal_Flash 7 лет назад
Shit, that sucks. I guess that's why Clerks 3 was cancelled?
@Haze420_
@Haze420_ 7 лет назад
Final Phlash The reason why Clerks 3 is not created because Jeff Anderson doesn't want to join
@Phinal_Flash
@Phinal_Flash 7 лет назад
Ghostface oooh okay. I guess that's why you don't really hear about him anymore. I met Brian O'H a couple months ago at a con, but I haven't heard of JA in awhile.
@squamish4244
@squamish4244 5 лет назад
He was reluctant to do the second one too, so we're lucky it got made at all. Not sure where they would go with a third one tbh.
@MrParkerman6
@MrParkerman6 5 лет назад
He was reluctant to do ALL of them. He turned down both clerks and clerks 2.
@tonyhodgin1158
@tonyhodgin1158 7 лет назад
Caitlin Bree "whatcha watching?" Randall "children's programming"
@coltcadaddy2913
@coltcadaddy2913 2 года назад
“You might me let down I’m not a hermaphrodite” “Hey Few are” Kills me every time
@johnnobon
@johnnobon 3 года назад
"Oh, hey Kaitlyn. Break his heart again this time and l'll kill ya. Nothing personal". What a BRO! That is the moment Randall became my favorite character
@billyaltavator5425
@billyaltavator5425 3 года назад
RIP Lisa Spoonauer she was a natural talent. Sucks she never was in anymore of Kevin Smiths films she would have done a amazing job.
@spoonroc5886
@spoonroc5886 2 года назад
She was a wonderful person…. Great actress, yes, but a far better human being …. When I was younger I had gotten myself into a lot of trouble…. After getting out of jail (for the second time) she had me move in with her to help me stay out of trouble…. Proud to say, since then, I’ve Stayed Out of Trouble…. She gets the credit for helping me to change
@gonjafarma89
@gonjafarma89 2 года назад
Had no idea she was dead.
@gorami
@gorami 2 года назад
@@spoonroc5886 you are very lucky sir. She seemed like a sweet person behind the character
@mick2spic
@mick2spic Год назад
That’s very sad. RIP Lisa
@MisterVercetti
@MisterVercetti Год назад
“You know, you and I have something in common: we both eat Chinese.” “Dick.” “Exactly.” This is just one of the many reasons why I love Randall - he can take anything and turn it into an ice burn without missing a beat.
@juanbonilla1744
@juanbonilla1744 Год назад
I didn't get it
@stuffwithsoph8264
@stuffwithsoph8264 5 месяцев назад
​@@juanbonilla1744 Her fiancèe she dumped for Dante is an "Asian, design major", its a joke about his ethnicity and her sucking d*ck
@calloway1972
@calloway1972 7 лет назад
Clerks II would have been so much better if they had reunited the original cast. Sorry to hear of her passing.
@battlefront2style824
@battlefront2style824 7 лет назад
from the future?
@musicmamma
@musicmamma 3 года назад
She had cancer.
@TheCalebCorner
@TheCalebCorner 12 лет назад
Randall is Hollywood's most honest character. Most characters, or real people for that matter, would quickly try to change the channel, or turn off the TV as soon as another person comes in if they were watching any porn, much less hermaphrodite porn. Randall's just like "you know what, I'm into this stuff and I don't care who thinks I'm weird...I'm gonna keep it on."
@598superchris
@598superchris 7 лет назад
Caleb Bailey I would love to do that.
@lavinder11
@lavinder11 3 года назад
Honest isn't the word there, inconsiderate is.
@Madbandit77
@Madbandit77 2 года назад
He's one of cinema most honest characters because he wasn't created within the Hollywood movie system.
@Madbandit77
@Madbandit77 2 года назад
​@@lavinder11 I wouldn't say inconsiderate, but slightly misanthropic.
@Kaboomboo
@Kaboomboo Год назад
"No. _This_ is great." 😂
@rossapolis
@rossapolis 12 лет назад
If you watch the behind the scenes stuff. They explain that they only had enough film for 2 takes per scene. That's it! They also had very limit rehearsal time. If I recall it was less than 10 days.
@MrParkerman6
@MrParkerman6 5 лет назад
*1 or 2 takes
@SuperRod88
@SuperRod88 11 лет назад
"He was mine first", "Aww that was so cute!" LOL
@joel8583
@joel8583 7 лет назад
RIP Lisa Spoonauer, you'll be sorely missed.
@forregis
@forregis 2 года назад
I love this movie, it reminds of better simpler times...
@spoonroc5886
@spoonroc5886 2 года назад
Me too chief….me too😢
@brfts2001
@brfts2001 Год назад
Before PC.
@DontDrinkthatstuff
@DontDrinkthatstuff 11 лет назад
These two were actually married for a while - fun fact, Jeff Anderson proposed to her on the set of Clerks.
@TyphonBaalHammon
@TyphonBaalHammon 7 лет назад
He checks out her butt right at the end of the scene.
@XxOmegaslayerxX
@XxOmegaslayerxX 4 года назад
“ Territoriality he was mine first” that’s facts right there
@gabrielsanchez1644
@gabrielsanchez1644 5 лет назад
Awww man may she R.I.P 🙏🏽
@MrThodgin
@MrThodgin 12 лет назад
Randel and her really hooked up in real life
@Alex30
@Alex30 7 лет назад
Tony Hodgin Then they broke up
@josephhickman1306
@josephhickman1306 4 года назад
If at the gates of hell..had to choose Veronica or Caitlyn.....its a no brainer....Veronica...kicking Caitlyn into the the abyss below...holding a nice fresh cooked lasagna for Dante...ha ha.🤔😎😃😃😃
@BassPlayerSusan
@BassPlayerSusan 7 лет назад
R.I.P. Lisa.
@Mrster
@Mrster 15 лет назад
I loved this scene. And the movie. And Randall.
@edwardfetner2513
@edwardfetner2513 2 года назад
she was a bad person. this scene makes me realize randall was right to put her in check
@romanbullard1630
@romanbullard1630 2 года назад
They were married in real life
@cygnustsp
@cygnustsp Год назад
@@romanbullard1630 tf does that have to do with anything
@romanbullard1630
@romanbullard1630 Год назад
@@cygnustsp They're chemistry...........dumbass
@collinsnider4179
@collinsnider4179 6 лет назад
RIP Lisa Spoonauer
@ytdetroit
@ytdetroit 7 лет назад
The CLERKS moving pictures version of the Mona Lisa...RIP.
@JPMcFly1985
@JPMcFly1985 3 года назад
Most people would've been all embarrassed and tried to turn it off, Randall is just like "I love hermaphradites and I don't care who knows it!"
@mr_nobody_000
@mr_nobody_000 7 месяцев назад
"break his heart again this time, and I'll kill ya." i love that so much it shows how much randell loves dante, he cares about the guy so much even if he gives him hell.
@cerrenes
@cerrenes 12 лет назад
too bad they got divorced
@edub9930
@edub9930 Год назад
& she passed away
@kylep120
@kylep120 7 лет назад
RIP Lisa!
@kimmymarky9538
@kimmymarky9538 2 года назад
Love this movie! I can’t believe it came out when I was 9!!! Does anyone know what’s up with Caitlin’s outfit? It looks like she going to work at a restaurant or something not about to go on a date.
@spoonroc5886
@spoonroc5886 2 года назад
I was 8 years old when it came out…. The entire cast used to come to pool parties at my uncle John’s house in Freehold NJ…. Lisa was/is my cousin…. “Randal”/Jeff Anderson would toss me around (playfully of coarse) in the pool, while my family would BBQ on the deck….it was just prior to Clerks being released (I remember the year was 1994 because we were at my Uncle’s house for a pool party and the NBA finals….NY Knicks vs Houston Rockets and the TV station cut the game off to cover the OJ Simpson situation…. The LAPD chasing the White Ford Bronco….. my dad was Highly Upset about that and I didn’t understand why…… I learned why because I would stay with OUR (paternal Grandfather) Pop-pop as a babysitter during that summer and wanted to watch The Power Rangers but there was never anything else on TV except The OJ Case🤦‍♂️😢💔❤️💯
@Shanethefilmmaker
@Shanethefilmmaker Год назад
While it's sad that her actress died, I have a fan-theory that could shed some reality subtext on it and I base it on this scene. He told Caitlin if she broke Dante's heart again, he'd kill her. While granted going catatonic doesn't count as heartbreak to a sane person, in Randall's twisted mind, she cheated on him with a corpse. So he killed her.
@ghostwhiskey
@ghostwhiskey 11 лет назад
"here's some boots and a sandwich"
@matatosky
@matatosky 2 года назад
Randal: ''Children's programming'' The programming: ''It's all about pain, you bastard!!" I almost died laughing when I first saw this with subtitles and that line came up.
@eamon2please
@eamon2please 12 лет назад
That's in there.
@stefmag3098
@stefmag3098 4 года назад
I wish randall was real. He would be mine first
@Richie-uy6io
@Richie-uy6io 5 лет назад
1:47 lolzzz
@007coleyfoley
@007coleyfoley 4 года назад
COLEY FOLEY SAYS: FUCKIN "CHILDREN'S PROGRAMMING"... HAHAHAHA!
@The-Seventies
@The-Seventies 3 года назад
Great one shot scene.
@ThrowbackDrummer
@ThrowbackDrummer 2 года назад
What are you watching? Children’s programming…. 😆 so simple but so hilarious
@DonPeyote420
@DonPeyote420 13 лет назад
@Tunerdude94 Oh please, it's pretty obvious even trough text, it's a well-built perfect sarcastic statement, the contrast between what is seen and what's told.
@DonPeyote420
@DonPeyote420 13 лет назад
@Tunerdude94 it isn't really childrens programming - you see, sometimes, when adults want to be funny, they say things that aren't true, but they say it the way in which it is obvious they are aware of the things they say not-trueness.
@slappyboxer
@slappyboxer 12 лет назад
glad he went away....
@bmaguire1981
@bmaguire1981 13 лет назад
@friscokid182 Its hardly a spoiler, the movie came out over 16 years ago.
@ffejgib
@ffejgib 14 лет назад
The movie Randall's watching ("BEST OF BOTH WORLDS") reminds me of "BIBLE BLACK", an anime I own!!!!!!
@njw8585
@njw8585 Год назад
I remember watching this high af and thought I was hearing the moaning in my head, so glad I found out it was from the movie 😂
@KingAceHernandez1291
@KingAceHernandez1291 5 лет назад
Hey cool theres apple jacks
@Tiamat583
@Tiamat583 13 лет назад
@Mrster Randall's the best!!
@Tunerdude94
@Tunerdude94 13 лет назад
@PufferBluntman Okay. So, why do you feel the need to point out the obvious?
@MarcDufresneosorusrex
@MarcDufresneosorusrex 3 года назад
01:47min 😄
@edwinh7908
@edwinh7908 7 месяцев назад
Schenectady? Pizza? Cream Cheese? Perhaps Kosher?
@tommyt1971
@tommyt1971 11 лет назад
"nice and he does weird timmy one could ever ask him homing out there doing it" 0:36...
@shanekelly7555
@shanekelly7555 5 месяцев назад
Just finding out she died a few years ago at the age of 44.
@kovlabs
@kovlabs 7 месяцев назад
Where can I find “the best of both worlds” ?
@mysocalledknife07
@mysocalledknife07 6 месяцев назад
"Children's programming" 🤣🤣🤣
@Mohavor
@Mohavor 12 лет назад
"I am delivering my lines." "I am also delivering my lines." "This is acting."
@guidadiehl9176
@guidadiehl9176 3 года назад
Lmao
@jacks910
@jacks910 Год назад
@@guidadiehl9176 What’s so funny?
@XakTerrible
@XakTerrible 3 месяца назад
Children's programming.
@jorgechacon1759
@jorgechacon1759 8 месяцев назад
Randall makes the movie
@slappyboxer
@slappyboxer 12 лет назад
20 yrs ago...
@Kaboomboo
@Kaboomboo 2 года назад
30 😵‍💫
@djsyndkutbrianfrost9643
@djsyndkutbrianfrost9643 4 года назад
I get the show now...an who of the 81137 slept with a half n half person...a tall white girl half alive half dead...n what happen to the person who did...she tried to push up on me...clueless white girl worked for the Sky Ute Casino...the mating with a Dead person in the restroom hahhahaha who was the culprit...russian or the asian design major...of the 81137 I get the show now...
@scottwebster8756
@scottwebster8756 2 месяца назад
He's a good friend.
@bradlafferty6076
@bradlafferty6076 Месяц назад
RIP pretty lady,
@josephhickman1306
@josephhickman1306 4 года назад
Sometimes life imitates art. And vice versa ...bye honey, hope you had the time of your life ....Green Day playing in his head!!!!😃😎
@w0lm7b97
@w0lm7b97 Год назад
rest in peace lizza.
@nicolesnow1761
@nicolesnow1761 5 лет назад
Video , s e a l . So blockbuster , can rerent from Hollywood while we eat : C ? A + . Good 🎹🎧🔔
@Tunerdude94
@Tunerdude94 13 лет назад
Very clever scene. Also how is porn childrens programming?
@martyfriedman2672
@martyfriedman2672 7 лет назад
Tunerdude94 sarcasm
@mainstreetsaint36
@mainstreetsaint36 4 года назад
Well it does involve activities that make children. Does that count?
@danbam3411
@danbam3411 2 года назад
Dry joke
@mikesilva3868
@mikesilva3868 2 месяца назад
😅😅😅
@Anje1986
@Anje1986 Год назад
Childrens programming😆😆😆
@rhwIII84
@rhwIII84 2 года назад
Children’s programming lol
@davidhutchinson7888
@davidhutchinson7888 2 года назад
Good ol mid nineties mailaise
@volsdeep1187
@volsdeep1187 3 года назад
I say the same shit at my j
@phxsns1
@phxsns1 13 лет назад
@kikomiko1 Hermaphrodites.
@Taospark
@Taospark 11 лет назад
The former.
@chadkase7580
@chadkase7580 5 лет назад
2017 Spoonauer died at age 44 on May 20, 2017, of an accidental overdose of a powerful painkiller -- hydromorphone. Lisa Spoonauer ‑ Wikipedia Wikipedia.org
@spoonroc5886
@spoonroc5886 2 года назад
Bullshit…. I won’t ever believe that…. I personally gave her her medication when I lived with her while she was sick…..She died due to complications from/of the illness she had had for 10 years ….Doctors original diagnosis was cancer, when she first got sick (which was accurate) but fucked up with her Chemo/Radiation treatments and over did them…. They Nukes Her Insides!!!! So much so that she was in pain Every Single Day for The Rest Of Her Life!!!! (Doctors have a code…. Much like Cops with the “Thin Blue Line” or Criminals with “The Code of The Street”…. The Code is Simple…..”We Don’t Rat Each Other Out” ….. especially when someone fucks up…. That would skyrocket a doctors Malpractice Insurance while ostracizing another oncologist for “throwing another under the bus”)
@spoonroc5886
@spoonroc5886 2 года назад
I didn’t believe it then…. I don’t believe it now…. And I won’t look for Harvey that owns TMZ but if I ever run into him…..(“I’m a Lawyer”) …. (And I don’t care… I’ll still break his jaw for the way TMZ reported on it…. She had an illness and the tried to play her out like some junkie that OD’d…. It’s bullshit)
@chadkase7580
@chadkase7580 2 года назад
@@spoonroc5886 you are slow
@chadkase7580
@chadkase7580 2 года назад
@@spoonroc5886 shut up
@spoonroc5886
@spoonroc5886 2 года назад
Maybe so @chadkase….. maybe so, I might be slow…..yet have you ever had someone who you love attain some type of minor celebrity status, then get sick, then took the time Personally to attempt to help a sick relative as best as possible….. only to have little pencil dicks talk trash about her cause of death on the internet??? Piss off
@apocalypsepow
@apocalypsepow 3 года назад
This scene is transphobic! cancelled!!
@Boshyballs
@Boshyballs 2 года назад
This is worst acting I've ever seen in a movie.
@romanbullard1630
@romanbullard1630 2 года назад
Can u believe they were married in real life
@StephonZeno
@StephonZeno 2 года назад
Um... The Room? Troll 2? Twilgiht? The Happening?
@Kevin-tz2lv
@Kevin-tz2lv 2 года назад
So you haven't watched many movies
@LesterNygaaard
@LesterNygaaard 11 месяцев назад
In the context of the movie Jeff Anderson's acting for Randall is pitch perfect with the sarcastic laissez-faire attitude that he perpetuates. Not to speak ill of the dead but the acting of Lisa Spoonauer left much to be desired but for an untrained actress with a small role, she served her purpose.
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