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Комментарии : 12 тыс.   
@Rogue9
@Rogue9 3 года назад
You have raised the bar for all of RU-vid gaming with all of the insane mo-cap work you put in. Amazing work 👌
@bamboozledzoinkers5694
@bamboozledzoinkers5694 3 года назад
spoon
@tomhamilton3791
@tomhamilton3791 3 года назад
spoon
@Haxelos
@Haxelos 3 года назад
Yea, its crazy. Like, completely unnecessary sometimes. But it becomes so much better.
@DOGGOThEGOat
@DOGGOThEGOat 3 года назад
Spoon
@archildaristyl7923
@archildaristyl7923 3 года назад
Spoon
@Beschplays
@Beschplays 3 года назад
I love how they’re such good buddies with the voice actor of Mozzie where they can just casually call him Martin
@kuyagab4444
@kuyagab4444 3 года назад
Fucking chad moments
@yourfunniboi423
@yourfunniboi423 3 года назад
Fucking chad moments
@enderiox5480
@enderiox5480 3 года назад
Fucking chad moments
@connorhough4660
@connorhough4660 3 года назад
Yeah, it's pretty great.
@bobbyhicks6988
@bobbyhicks6988 3 года назад
Do you agree with a comically large Dallas mask
@Franz0818
@Franz0818 3 года назад
Badger: “Vietnam Veteran Venom” Venom: *Eddie, THEY’RE IN THE TREES!!*
@thedoomplayer5377
@thedoomplayer5377 3 года назад
Bruh, i automaticaly read that in Venoms voice XD
@cudo.gameaguardian9311
@cudo.gameaguardian9311 3 года назад
Forten sun intensefeies
@ShadowBorn-hr8dl
@ShadowBorn-hr8dl 3 года назад
LMAO
@TheHauptmann
@TheHauptmann 3 года назад
*painted black intensifies*
@ragemasteryt3220
@ragemasteryt3220 3 года назад
Excuse me, i think the word you're looking for is Ve'nam
@Mr-Green0
@Mr-Green0 11 месяцев назад
12:52 I can just imagine Dallas having an insane supply of his own masks in different colors and textures on his wardrobe.
@SirFooplesTheThird
@SirFooplesTheThird 9 месяцев назад
Sydney making the umpteenth Dallas mask. "Fucking Dallas"
@charliedulol
@charliedulol 7 месяцев назад
"no, no, no, no, eeeh no, no, no- wait go back, actually yes!" hours later: "i should have picked the second one..."
@ThePuff18
@ThePuff18 Месяц назад
Nah he just keeps them in his pocket
@greybooch4577
@greybooch4577 Год назад
5:19 it's hilarious that they are basically pointing and laughing at a bulldozer like a group 19th century English men in a fight surrounding a lone guy
@__Insanity_
@__Insanity_ 10 месяцев назад
England throughout most of Human history... Until the victims fight back
@user-it4lq3zx5d
@user-it4lq3zx5d 8 месяцев назад
@@__Insanity_ OMG THE PRECURE ARE HERE 6:29
@cellijel_crpsmtm
@cellijel_crpsmtm 4 месяца назад
THE BUFFON IF FLUMMOXED
@ToastersToastToast
@ToastersToastToast 2 месяца назад
the buffoon is flummoxed
@MFlari
@MFlari 3 года назад
"Hey badger, how much payday can we have?' "Only a spoonful!" (comically large spoon is released) yes my greed has been satisfied
@grimm254
@grimm254 3 года назад
“Released”
@lesig1297
@lesig1297 3 года назад
Large spoon patch 2.83
@frostwolf3254
@frostwolf3254 3 года назад
Lol
@Corsair2092gaming
@Corsair2092gaming 3 года назад
@@grimm254 spoon.
@lynnmcneely7549
@lynnmcneely7549 3 года назад
Spoon Goon
@tacosquirrel9509
@tacosquirrel9509 3 года назад
"People were born after 2000? That shit aint real" Me: *disintegrates*
@karelpgbr
@karelpgbr 3 года назад
Same
@TheEmeraldSword04
@TheEmeraldSword04 3 года назад
You where actually born several years prior, but your legal and physical age hasn't changed a bit.
@stocking_simp4825
@stocking_simp4825 3 года назад
Ah shit *also disintegrates*
@droidmaker7932
@droidmaker7932 3 года назад
Bruh, I’m from 2004. He doesn’t think we existed.
@TheEmeraldSword04
@TheEmeraldSword04 3 года назад
@@droidmaker7932 I'm 2004 too, and I don't exist.
@labbit3574
@labbit3574 Год назад
Remember, you can buy a comically large spoon irl, which means if you really wanted to pull of a irl payday you can buy a custom comically large spoon and use it
@insanitygaming1526
@insanitygaming1526 Год назад
I can't find it online
@Djammin14
@Djammin14 Год назад
@@insanitygaming1526 why you looking for it lol
@MethGoose
@MethGoose Год назад
you can also buy a glock and do real life payday that way
@insanitygaming1526
@insanitygaming1526 Год назад
@@Djammin14 my goals are beyond your understanding
@Djammin14
@Djammin14 Год назад
@@insanitygaming1526 understandable, have a nice day!
@lorddingusmcfurguson9356
@lorddingusmcfurguson9356 Год назад
I will live and die for the line: "THE BUFFOON IS FLUMMOXED!"
@RenegadesReact
@RenegadesReact 3 года назад
"My spoon's too big..." -Old Klingon Proverb
@MustangVirtualAerobatics
@MustangVirtualAerobatics 3 года назад
Hello there
@diegoizaguirre3452
@diegoizaguirre3452 3 года назад
Yay new video
@elflordyt6830
@elflordyt6830 3 года назад
No
@mustafasattar8452
@mustafasattar8452 3 года назад
yay new vid soon btw love the vids from iraq
@Nimbus_The_Slut
@Nimbus_The_Slut 3 года назад
Eyy
@CruzRoman3211
@CruzRoman3211 3 года назад
Everyone else’s heist: *incoherent shrieks* Badgers heists: *C L O A M K E R*
@timmyg8888
@timmyg8888 3 года назад
*Bulldomzer* Oh! I think... *Captain Wimters*
@birdyboy3483
@birdyboy3483 3 года назад
Spemcer
@saulgoodmanbutnotreally1527
@saulgoodmanbutnotreally1527 3 года назад
Clom
@foxflyer3035
@foxflyer3035 3 года назад
Geumce
@SomeD00D01
@SomeD00D01 3 года назад
Beautiful
@Gatorade_Man
@Gatorade_Man Год назад
if you look closely. that medic does not dissapear at 3:35, he very comically ragdolls his ass to the moon.
@jaxonmckay3504
@jaxonmckay3504 Год назад
Man just said “I must go my planet need me!”
@spectravian
@spectravian 9 месяцев назад
"I must go, some special units need me."
@BreakMyAnkles346
@BreakMyAnkles346 2 месяца назад
Bro took the ✌️🧔🏿‍♂️ meme seriously
@bellatorluminis2244
@bellatorluminis2244 Год назад
If anyone wants to know what the error message says when the Buldozer despawns at 5:51 , it’s “Bulldozer has crashed. Bulldozer is pretty much done with this day so he is heading out. Please restart the thermal drill” As soon as I realized that, I laughed out loud! XD
@X-SPONGED
@X-SPONGED 3 года назад
"how y'all feel about green beans ?" Twitch : "wait, that's illegal" *Literal pornography* Twitch : "this is fine"
@TFSPY962
@TFSPY962 3 года назад
Dr pepper, that would be a good name for a scientist in a scp breach
@alexisbagacina6401
@alexisbagacina6401 3 года назад
Hella true twitch is just a simp fck
@itsahalmar1853
@itsahalmar1853 3 года назад
Green Beans coffee?
@Realdinger88
@Realdinger88 3 года назад
under cough "anility"
@fluke7506
@fluke7506 3 года назад
@@Realdinger88 armouranth is worse
@HunterTVbro
@HunterTVbro 3 года назад
when I saw the comically large spoon I just knew this video was coming
@justadudewithathumb1802
@justadudewithathumb1802 3 года назад
Ikr
@Crashman-1005
@Crashman-1005 3 года назад
Yeah
@themango9145
@themango9145 3 года назад
Well all did
@theepicjs5541
@theepicjs5541 3 года назад
Is dat that one guy who plays with that Irish guy
@MrMan-vs8zf
@MrMan-vs8zf 3 года назад
YOO
@artorias4581
@artorias4581 Год назад
"One of those psychos just toke out one of ours with a SPOON!" You could tell this to someone and that would summarize payday 2 for them.
@KamenRiderRaiden
@KamenRiderRaiden 11 месяцев назад
Followed by "Does that maniac have a FUCKIN *_SAW?!_* "
@aweirdgamer-rm5jt
@aweirdgamer-rm5jt 10 месяцев назад
Why is this so true, Payday 2 is so incredibly dumb, but immensely fun
@abigblackman09
@abigblackman09 Год назад
“Bulldozer is pretty much done with this whole f-ing day so he is heading out” made me laugh so hard I gave myself a cramp
@crazydunsparce1253
@crazydunsparce1253 3 года назад
“This thing hits like the second shot of the vaccine” -russianbadger circa 2021
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 3 года назад
Wait, is the second vaccine shot actually like that? Because I haven't even had the first one.
@theranger7924
@theranger7924 3 года назад
@@IamaPERSON yep. Its makes you feel like shit for a while
@ivanfromtheeast4709
@ivanfromtheeast4709 3 года назад
@@IamaPERSON the second hit of the vaccine hits harder than the disease itself
@lordofcups78
@lordofcups78 3 года назад
Yeah just got the second dose like 5 minutes ago I’ll tell y’all if I’m dead for a couple days
@anishrastogi4228
@anishrastogi4228 3 года назад
Yeah I got the first one and my arm hurt like a bitch (different side effects for every person such as fatigue or fever or no side effects) for the next two days. The nurse who administered it said the second one will cause more side effects. Don’t let that discourage you from getting vaccinated tho. :)
@shinyninja8107
@shinyninja8107 3 года назад
*Guy walks toward you with a spoon* “Please don’t, I’m scared” “You should be.”
@famishedningen3509
@famishedningen3509 3 года назад
For I am the end.
@LordDeathwing17
@LordDeathwing17 3 года назад
“Please! PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY!!!” “I know. THEY’RE NEXT.”
@famishedningen3509
@famishedningen3509 3 года назад
@@LordDeathwing17 Y E S
@somepersonyouhavenoassocia1856
5:37 Idk, there's just something so amusing about seeing a cloaker with a massive sombrero. Maybe its that for an enemy that's supposed to be stealthy and dexterous, a sombrero is the worst thing to have.
@rinkothelad
@rinkothelad 6 месяцев назад
It’s like Raiden’s disguise in Mexico just being him in a sombrero and a poncho.
@ashlight6107
@ashlight6107 Год назад
6:01 that Cloaker is getting the taste of his own medicine.
@mrastleysghost
@mrastleysghost 3 года назад
"these videos take a month to make" Oh no, he's turning into Womble
@Guardian-of-Light137
@Guardian-of-Light137 3 года назад
Hey at least the content is high quality.
@VictorDude98
@VictorDude98 3 года назад
@@Guardian-of-Light137 Yeah but Womble fell off after a while, let's hope god emperor Aldi Gump doesn't do the same
@armas2k193
@armas2k193 3 года назад
@@VictorDude98 nah womble still the goat
@justcallmedj9264
@justcallmedj9264 3 года назад
The calloooooout
@VictorDude98
@VictorDude98 3 года назад
@@armas2k193 agree to disagree then, his newer videos just don’t hit like the older ones.
@STHUltra
@STHUltra 2 года назад
I am so for Martin joining badger’s group permanently. He bounces off them so well.
@Nightmareprinny
@Nightmareprinny 2 года назад
Yes, he is a blessing~
@codwarhero9883
@codwarhero9883 2 года назад
When Martin said that he didn’t see any Milky Ways, I don’t know if it was a joke or not, but I think he was referring to the chocolate bar, and Badger was thinking of the galaxy.
@jacksonbrackeen720
@jacksonbrackeen720 2 года назад
@@codwarhero9883 is that like the mcu where that shit in the sky
@lukefurno1151
@lukefurno1151 2 года назад
Martin for Payday 3
@Jsay18
@Jsay18 2 года назад
Every group needs an old man to round it out.
@squishmellow3
@squishmellow3 Год назад
Fun (apparently false, see replys) fact about the spoon of gold: It has such high concealment, the only thing more concealed than it is fists, thats right, fists give you one higher concealment than the hulking spoon of gold, so along with it being an instant kill on unarmored guards, and being silent, it's PERFECT for a stealth build
@Nosyyy
@Nosyyy Год назад
That’s absolutely not true, over half the melees have 30 base concealment, the absolute max you can acquire without the use of skills. Although the spoon is fun in stealth, it’s not the second best melee for concealment, not by a long shot.
@squishmellow3
@squishmellow3 Год назад
@@Nosyyy I mean, my stealth build which normally has 4 concealment, only goes down to 3 when i equip the fists instead of the spoon
@Nosyyy
@Nosyyy Год назад
@@squishmellow3 That's due to the high concealment of your other weapons counteracting the concealment loss on your melee slot, most melees would keep you at 3 concealment.
@squishmellow3
@squishmellow3 Год назад
@@Nosyyy good to know, i shall now edit my misinformed comment
@Nosyyy
@Nosyyy Год назад
@@MadWatcher oh I’d take loud over stealth any day, but stealth is nice for infamy grinding or when you’re alone
@Hahnspion
@Hahnspion Год назад
It’s always what da dallas doin, not how dallas doin… 13:09
@X-SPONGED
@X-SPONGED 3 года назад
Badger : "Bullying Gets Results" Highschool Jocks : "words to live by"
@m00nyin82
@m00nyin82 3 года назад
Yup, results like suicide/mass shooting.
@birdyboy3483
@birdyboy3483 3 года назад
@@m00nyin82 Exactly
@RyanCooperEN
@RyanCooperEN 3 года назад
@@m00nyin82 This is called clearing
@Tinygreysamurai
@Tinygreysamurai 3 года назад
It's just sanitising society from the unfit.
@onelastdawn9991
@onelastdawn9991 3 года назад
Yea not really
@M12GProductions
@M12GProductions 3 года назад
Badger just described his own content when talking about the spoon: So good, so satisfying, and so stupid, all at the same time. 🤣
@kaltsalat7495
@kaltsalat7495 2 года назад
all in one sentence
@capybara9521
@capybara9521 2 года назад
@@kaltsalat7495 bruh
@Choujifangirl
@Choujifangirl Год назад
3:36) what the hell badger hit him so hard that he spaghetti manned into another dimension😂 like literally once you see the spaghetti man you can’t unsee it. Also I can’t believe badger didn’t catch that, he just thought the dude despawned
@GuninGames
@GuninGames 8 месяцев назад
7:47 I don't know why but I laughed way too hard seeing the roach literally being vaporized by fire
@matthewfarson3455
@matthewfarson3455 2 года назад
6:30 The idea that the Payday gang get so good at heists that they flat out ORDER PIZZA during the act of ROBBING A BANK kills me.
@ilimuninati4929
@ilimuninati4929 2 года назад
The question is, would they let the pizza be a heister?
@lazyer0511
@lazyer0511 2 года назад
@@ilimuninati4929 it's just mozzie with his pizza helmet as his mask
@ilimuninati4929
@ilimuninati4929 2 года назад
@@lazyer0511 Perfect.
@consoleguy647
@consoleguy647 2 года назад
@@lazyer0511 we need to see that in payday 3 mozzie character pack, pizzaboy perk deck themed around pizza and incendiaries because, you know, cooking the pizza like federal agents
@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 2 года назад
@@lazyer0511 "Ayo, the pizza here!" Dozer gets run over by mozzie on a dirt bike
@CreationEmerald
@CreationEmerald 3 года назад
"Tell me about the rabbits, George" just hit me like that spoon did to all the dozers
@camerongooch9606
@camerongooch9606 3 года назад
Worst bit of jail bait I ever seen.
@deaconthefox132
@deaconthefox132 3 года назад
Bro my aunt told me about that story
@xxlymedisease793
@xxlymedisease793 3 года назад
Of Clowns and Cops… 🤧
@dudewholikescheese7892
@dudewholikescheese7892 3 года назад
That was a good book
@crazymonkey9332
@crazymonkey9332 3 года назад
ikr i got nostalgic
@betrayed117
@betrayed117 Год назад
Love how you can hear Heavenly practically pissing himself in the background at 11:47
@clednplz2294
@clednplz2294 Год назад
5:38 Everyone gangsta till cloaker starts speaking Spanish
@knavethejellhog3303
@knavethejellhog3303 8 месяцев назад
What does he say I don't understand Spanish
@magicman3407
@magicman3407 3 года назад
Robs bank with spoon: You take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen
@asolomon7402
@asolomon7402 3 года назад
Yes
@destroyer_fletcher7415
@destroyer_fletcher7415 3 года назад
Yes
@JustSomeViper
@JustSomeViper 3 года назад
Si
@nashtebelak466
@nashtebelak466 3 года назад
Indeed
@itslucatime
@itslucatime 3 года назад
Absolutely
@RTRTM_
@RTRTM_ 3 года назад
"Can i cook some meth?" *"Only a spoonful."*
@michalsniadala1667
@michalsniadala1667 3 года назад
meth more like haroin
@DxBlack
@DxBlack 3 года назад
What the dog doin'?
@timmyg8888
@timmyg8888 3 года назад
@@therussianbadger350 hello, AI
@martinosborne4703
@martinosborne4703 3 года назад
*Breaking Bad theme intensifies*
@andyfriederichsen
@andyfriederichsen 3 года назад
@MaximillianMus Stop.
@jeffknowsall8913
@jeffknowsall8913 Год назад
1:43 At least Badger was honest about it.
@candymanva9629
@candymanva9629 8 месяцев назад
It’s only a matter of time until he makes a Payday 3 video now.
@xanderschwartz9864
@xanderschwartz9864 3 года назад
This reminds me of an old D&D campaign my dad told me about. He said that his party was fighting a god, and the god requested a parlay when one of the party members ran at him with a carpet. When they asked the reason the god said "If something defies logic, there must be a much higher chance of it killing me than traditional arms and armor." The god was right in the fact that the carpet was a carpet of smothering that got buffed by another god giving blessings to the players. If the carpet hit, there is no save, no spells, no powers, and no strength that can break free from it until the word is spoken to release it.
@kingninja4977
@kingninja4977 3 года назад
comically large rug
@mcdowneywhite279
@mcdowneywhite279 3 года назад
Actually mortified because of a carpet
@unstable875
@unstable875 3 года назад
I'm going to rush you with a carpet God: *sharp inhale* welp guess I'm fucked
@et1033
@et1033 3 года назад
"If it looks stupid, be afraid of it."
@xanderschwartz9864
@xanderschwartz9864 3 года назад
@@unstable875 To be fair, the character also had the invulnerable coat of arnd, which has the side effect of making the player character think they are unable to be killed.
@nikriin3736
@nikriin3736 3 года назад
Having Dallas dancing like a clown with the text "I'm rasing money for kids with cancer" next to it is the kind of content I'm here for
@Basil_liy
@Basil_liy 3 года назад
👁👄👁
@braindeadgaming808
@braindeadgaming808 3 года назад
I feel so bad for laughing for 5 minutes at that
@noahdetloff3997
@noahdetloff3997 3 года назад
Timestamp pliz
@harrogeorge7878
@harrogeorge7878 3 года назад
@@noahdetloff3997 end of the video, but I expect you have already seen it considering I said this 3 hours after you.
@Nah-NoNeed_
@Nah-NoNeed_ 3 года назад
Reminds me of Kevin riding a banana in a hot tub saying “it’s for the children”
@2_Idiots_at_war
@2_Idiots_at_war 9 месяцев назад
16:55 "I will give you my all, pretty- *dies*"
@MrTfrey82
@MrTfrey82 Год назад
Payday gang: how much blood shed can we do Cops:only a spoon full Payday gang: pull out 4 comicly large spoons Cops: well s**t
@raulchavez919
@raulchavez919 2 года назад
16:03 i like how badger ALMOST FORGOT that he helps kids with cancer
@mrbigbobuxbusinessthe3rdes444
@mrbigbobuxbusinessthe3rdes444 2 года назад
He forgor
@aggroash7717
@aggroash7717 2 года назад
@@mrbigbobuxbusinessthe3rdes444 *dies of unfunny*
@mrbigbobuxbusinessthe3rdes444
@mrbigbobuxbusinessthe3rdes444 2 года назад
@@aggroash7717 ok anime pfp
@iamafuckingfailure
@iamafuckingfailure 2 года назад
The power of the spoon
@laughytaps
@laughytaps 2 года назад
@@aggroash7717 k
@arandomqueer1267
@arandomqueer1267 2 года назад
3:03 I love how grouse just goes, "RATTLE EM BOYS GEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGE" like a fuckin 1920's skeleton mobster
@slicerdicer3650
@slicerdicer3650 2 года назад
I see what you did there
@Badbhoys
@Badbhoys 2 года назад
Ye ino it was hilarious
@jackalofmidnight5325
@jackalofmidnight5325 2 года назад
I can't unthink this damn you random
@cumshitman0420
@cumshitman0420 2 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-CyfiEInKbUM.html
@kalebreed6363
@kalebreed6363 2 года назад
@@jackalofmidnight5325 Look up rattle em boys and see the arm animation. Then you'll never unsee it.
@mr.grrizz9217
@mr.grrizz9217 Год назад
12:13 laugh as BFG Division get closer
@_rx-
@_rx- Год назад
6:43. I CANTTTTTTT-
@darrenart2263
@darrenart2263 3 года назад
"911 what's your emergency?" "The bank is being robbed and assaulted by guys with large spoons!" "Okay sir the police is on the way." "I AM THE POLICE."
@darrenart2263
@darrenart2263 3 года назад
@MaximillianMus r/swoosh
@loretus3512
@loretus3512 3 года назад
@@darrenart2263 thats...not how that works
@darrenart2263
@darrenart2263 3 года назад
@@loretus3512 Oh I'm sorry. R/woosh.
@YataTheFifteenth
@YataTheFifteenth 3 года назад
@@darrenart2263 that's still not how that works.
@CrowderHatingConservative
@CrowderHatingConservative 3 года назад
@@YataTheFifteenth r/swhooshish
@partydemon2849
@partydemon2849 3 года назад
"Hey bank how much money can i get" "Only a spoonful" (comically large spoon is released) MONEY
@IcchiNutz
@IcchiNutz 3 года назад
I heard that reverb
@dreamwalker4884
@dreamwalker4884 3 года назад
M U N E E
@riceironi3961
@riceironi3961 3 года назад
International bank of MONEE
@cliffmace
@cliffmace 3 года назад
@@riceironi3961 *m o n a y*
@Tom_K
@Tom_K 3 года назад
The United Bank of MONEY.
@littlesammy1170
@littlesammy1170 8 месяцев назад
14:22 “Wait a minute- I WANT PEOPLE TO PLAY PAYCHECK 2-“
@thathatguy1151
@thathatguy1151 7 месяцев назад
Richard Watterson’s mortal terror at seeing a robber holding a spoon is now completely and entirely justified.
@deathfrog3359
@deathfrog3359 3 месяца назад
He's got a SPOON!!!!
@ashbio5300
@ashbio5300 3 года назад
Bajur: Wants a spoon that has been deemed to brutal for warfare Almir Listo: You had me at spoon
@Revster
@Revster 2 года назад
The next dlc's gonna be breaking into badger's house n confiscating his motion tracking 😂
@charliepinger3246
@charliepinger3246 2 года назад
Bully dev for kingpin
@toenail5674
@toenail5674 2 года назад
Lord listo will definitely add that
@Sun_Disciple456
@Sun_Disciple456 2 года назад
Nah it’s gonna be a heist for badger he’s gonna tell you to rob RU-vid headquarters
@jah24car
@jah24car 2 года назад
Cloaker shows up: you call that resisting arrest I call this a difficulty tweak.
@moyai7699
@moyai7699 2 года назад
Ngl they probably would do this
@zeugmaflowers
@zeugmaflowers Год назад
Gotta love that Of Mice and Men reference at 8:38
@spartan_soder117
@spartan_soder117 Год назад
I have officially changed my profile picture to clomker and I don't regret it
@Choujifangirl
@Choujifangirl Год назад
You absolutely did, that is amazing 🤣
@-Raylight
@-Raylight 3 года назад
PD2 developers : *"You think you guys can just bully us to add spoons and just walk away?"* Badger & friends : *_"Yeah"_*
@DarkTiger83
@DarkTiger83 3 года назад
PD2 developers: Understandable, have a nice day, also please buy payday 2? XD
@loganhermann8313
@loganhermann8313 3 года назад
Nonono, understandable, here’s a gold-plated comically large spoon for murdering a bunch of police and swat officers
@peterconroy7375
@peterconroy7375 3 года назад
Conspiracy theorist: "The Moon landings were fake" Big brain counter theory: "You believe in the Moon?"
@vaulthunterfromterra4053
@vaulthunterfromterra4053 3 года назад
You see a moon, I see a giant space station
@ryanchong9965
@ryanchong9965 3 года назад
@@vaulthunterfromterra4053 You say space station. I say dinner plate.
@sumrandomseal694
@sumrandomseal694 3 года назад
@@ryanchong9965 you say plate, I say comically large spoon.
@trialsvol2989
@trialsvol2989 3 года назад
@@sumrandomseal694 You say spoon, I say fork
@FrostedFlakes
@FrostedFlakes 3 года назад
@@trialsvol2989 You say fork, I say spork
@deadshot9114
@deadshot9114 10 месяцев назад
I LOVE the editing yall do absolutely makes me cry laughing every time.
@OJWizzard
@OJWizzard Год назад
If you can bully overkill into adding a spoon then you can bully them to add mozzie as a character DLC
@AtomicAlchemist
@AtomicAlchemist Год назад
No amount of bullying is gonna bypass copyright laws sadly
@OJWizzard
@OJWizzard Год назад
@@AtomicAlchemist damn you copyright laws!!
@Choujifangirl
@Choujifangirl Год назад
@@AtomicAlchemist yeah that’s what I was going to say that would be actually really funny but sadly that’s just not going to happen🤷🏼‍♀️😔
@TFSPY962
@TFSPY962 3 года назад
"The video is about a comically large spoon, not a comically large woman" - Badger 2021
@thunderbolt4494
@thunderbolt4494 3 года назад
*sad simping noises*
@MagnusTonitrum117
@MagnusTonitrum117 3 года назад
her jiggle when she first appears in the vid tho
@AM.FLASHY
@AM.FLASHY 3 года назад
Large woman:IMMA KILL U
@Jacob-zk1jy
@Jacob-zk1jy 3 года назад
*later shows a comically large Joe Biden and comically small Jimmy Carter*
@andyfriederichsen
@andyfriederichsen 3 года назад
@MaximillianMus Stop. Get a life.
@thenerd-bot9847
@thenerd-bot9847 3 года назад
"Dig to China like you were told you could as a kid. Hopefully you don't experience any human rights violations on the way down." Oh my god I love this channel.
@catlover-db1rj
@catlover-db1rj 3 года назад
Well it's treu
@markusallen6818
@markusallen6818 3 года назад
//Police assault in progress//
@rasbparri81
@rasbparri81 3 года назад
@@markusallen6818 under appreciated lul I just put 2 in 2 together
@Mygg_Jeager
@Mygg_Jeager 3 года назад
Welcome to the cult B R Ø T H E R
@starman825
@starman825 3 года назад
Hmm true
@CyanEthanBeanz
@CyanEthanBeanz Год назад
I just love how badger is putting all the time and effort into the making of his videos with funny moments. I gotta say, this is highly epik
@commander1168
@commander1168 8 дней назад
The Finals: Write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN!!!
@Poisonkiller456
@Poisonkiller456 3 года назад
YES FINALLY HE RETURNED WITH THE SPOON
@that_one_guy9142
@that_one_guy9142 3 года назад
Only a spoon fool
@judahhazan8521
@judahhazan8521 3 года назад
The spoon
@thishandleisntavailable303
@thishandleisntavailable303 3 года назад
YESSSS
@kryptic9424
@kryptic9424 3 года назад
S P O O N
@Ice-Cream-9009
@Ice-Cream-9009 3 года назад
*grabs Spoon*
@failuretv814
@failuretv814 3 года назад
"Hey, can i get some ammo?" "Only a mag full" *pulls out comically large mag*
@daunteconnor9851
@daunteconnor9851 3 года назад
this needs to have more likes lol
@jetstreamattano4176
@jetstreamattano4176 3 года назад
Who wants some ammo bro
@failuretv814
@failuretv814 3 года назад
@@jetstreamattano4176 Since when did our drones become competent?
@slashedheart4256
@slashedheart4256 3 года назад
@@failuretv814 Somebody ask for some ammo bro?
@der_saftmon
@der_saftmon 3 года назад
We need this in Payday 2 now
@glowinggreen2607
@glowinggreen2607 Год назад
'tell me about the rabbits, george' i didn't think THIS of all videos would make me almost cry but we can't all have what we want.
@steampunkguy2036
@steampunkguy2036 Год назад
I genuinely cannot imagine Grouse without immediately thinking of the red white blue mask on a pd2 model
@essaerae_g
@essaerae_g 3 года назад
Badger: *sees a shotgun Badger: "Is this a Mossberg 500?"
@OperatorKevlar
@OperatorKevlar 3 года назад
I Dont ge the joke.
@a_plague_doctor2393
@a_plague_doctor2393 3 года назад
“American, powerful, reliable, American, and most importantly American”
@a_plague_doctor2393
@a_plague_doctor2393 3 года назад
@@OperatorKevlar it’s because that shotgun was not a Mossberg
@essaerae_g
@essaerae_g 3 года назад
@@OperatorKevlar every time Badger uses a shotgun, he calls it a Mossberg 500; even when it's clearly not
@blue-raptor4017
@blue-raptor4017 3 года назад
@@a_plague_doctor2393 “i’ve got 46 more shell’s in this five round magazine” Gus J.
@MachineMan-mj4gj
@MachineMan-mj4gj 3 года назад
"Yall like green beans?" Twitch: "He knows too much, get him!"
@HAWK_6155
@HAWK_6155 3 года назад
*"Rattle 'em, boys!"*
@natecondy6209
@natecondy6209 3 года назад
That’s 100 rounds of pure democracy
@yoboipaxt0n_lit57
@yoboipaxt0n_lit57 2 года назад
Bruh green beans are illegal on twitch
@jordigerards
@jordigerards 2 года назад
Its probably not allowed because its a question instead of a prediction
@charliepinger3246
@charliepinger3246 2 года назад
Bully dev for kingpin
@xbox4528
@xbox4528 Год назад
9:38 if anyones confused about the Milky Way bit. In Australia we have a pretty good chocolate bar called "Milky Way".
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
11:00 There are people that can legally drink in america that were born after 2000.
@addsomepoyoprotein6738
@addsomepoyoprotein6738 3 года назад
Green beans is a slur against the kids who sat out during gym class in middle school, which makes up the entire twitch moderation team
@agentAR67
@agentAR67 3 года назад
I hope this is fact coz that shits funny af
@lukedeakin7124
@lukedeakin7124 3 года назад
I thought those were String Beans
@ampleamountsofdeoffe
@ampleamountsofdeoffe 3 года назад
XD
@itol2201
@itol2201 3 года назад
@@lukedeakin7124 I like to think that Green Beans and String Beans are almost synonymous for most people.
@HumanMarine
@HumanMarine 3 года назад
Oi, don't insult me by calling me a twitch mod
@HamSammichOG
@HamSammichOG 3 года назад
"Yo dawg, can I get a cut?" "Only a spoonful!" ...
@edwardbaez3940
@edwardbaez3940 3 года назад
*Badge proceeds to take out 24K comically large spoon*
@damemepanda4277
@damemepanda4277 3 года назад
“Hey Bain can I have a nuclear war head” “Only a spoonful” …
@SEEKthedestoryerofNekoSeeks
7:48 The cockroach getting reduced to atoms is something else.
@R4yj4ck
@R4yj4ck Год назад
I love how Badger’s idea of casual initially is just another suit but with inverted colors.
@seekoutguy
@seekoutguy 3 года назад
"I wonder what degenerates are doing with Lady Dimitresce?" Russianbadger:
@rhysraymond5976
@rhysraymond5976 3 года назад
Bruh
@OrificeHorus
@OrificeHorus 3 года назад
"This is what dying feels like. Gonna catch me ridin' dirty-"
@PatrickStar2078
@PatrickStar2078 3 года назад
I love how proud he looks with himself after he rips the garand ping
@charliepinger3246
@charliepinger3246 2 года назад
Bully dev for kingpin
@FinalBossOfCanada
@FinalBossOfCanada 11 месяцев назад
I still love using the Comically Large Golden Spoon in Payday 2 VR, it’s amazing! XD
@owenbennett5566
@owenbennett5566 Год назад
3:03 Rattle 'Em, Boys
@rebelliccanadianpilot6513
@rebelliccanadianpilot6513 3 года назад
"Can I get some money?" "Only a spoonful." (pulls out comically large spoon, plated in gold and smacks the other guy so hard it sets him on fire)
@TFSPY962
@TFSPY962 3 года назад
Is that a drip npc from half life and garries mod as your profile picture? Because that's epic
@rebelliccanadianpilot6513
@rebelliccanadianpilot6513 3 года назад
@@TFSPY962 You know it, Male_07 Drip
@drake.2639
@drake.2639 3 года назад
i know male_07 drip when i see it baby
@gamehero8781
@gamehero8781 3 года назад
“How y’all feel about green-“ *This message was not compliable with twitch guidelines*
@papacheese6823
@papacheese6823 3 года назад
You have been band from Ubisoft forms
@TRAUMACRE
@TRAUMACRE 3 года назад
@@papacheese6823 we
@BCman03_
@BCman03_ 3 года назад
@@papacheese6823 Banned** (Wanna help you out a bit)
@Starman062
@Starman062 3 года назад
@@TRAUMACRE oui
@Edgelord-rn9he
@Edgelord-rn9he 3 года назад
How is asking about Green Beans offensive? Does it offend the Green Beans community?
@reachmey7462
@reachmey7462 Год назад
I’ve watched this 17min vid 10 times, it’s literally so enjoyable to watch
@The_froggy_podcast
@The_froggy_podcast 11 месяцев назад
Can't wait for Badger to play upcoming Payday 3!
@chiyosake
@chiyosake 3 года назад
"Bullying gets results." Life lessons to live by.
@dantethewanderer4989
@dantethewanderer4989 3 года назад
I mean, as shitty as the results can be, you can't deny that bullying *DO* be getting results tho.
@elixir1134
@elixir1134 2 года назад
I have lived by this my whole life
@alphamon701
@alphamon701 2 года назад
Ah yes. BULLY HIM INTO GIVING ME TACO'S
@Zenith252
@Zenith252 2 года назад
BULLY HIM INTO VIRGINITY
@PixelSniperPro
@PixelSniperPro Год назад
9:24 you sounded British🇬🇧
@JustYourLocalNoob
@JustYourLocalNoob Год назад
That wasn't him, that was martin/mozzie
@Raka-like-payday2
@Raka-like-payday2 5 месяцев назад
5:51bro left the server cause theres 4 guys having a large frickin spoon
@anetturner
@anetturner 2 года назад
Fun fact: TF2 does not rely on coconut.jpg, that is a myth. Coconut.jpg actually works with a soldier taunt.
@tywhitefarmsyt1638
@tywhitefarmsyt1638 2 года назад
*sips coffee with coconutty content*
@subparusername9172
@subparusername9172 2 года назад
TF2 does require the 3D model for a cardboard cow to run, so that’s close enough
@pacifistminigun3987
@pacifistminigun3987 2 года назад
@@subparusername9172 lmao
@moonsalibi
@moonsalibi 2 года назад
@@subparusername9172 However, it does not require the texture. Therefore, you can "remove" the cow and have an untextured cow-shaped *thing*
@mr.google1437
@mr.google1437 2 года назад
coconut.jpg relies on TF2
@jacobbrown3781
@jacobbrown3781 3 года назад
I love how whenever he does a VR tracking shot, he is always killing brutaly surrounded by bodies
@stoinkydoinky4583
@stoinkydoinky4583 3 года назад
his presence kills them
@zidaanramnarine
@zidaanramnarine Год назад
Geuce: how y’all think about green beans? Twitch: ima end this man whole career
@Jakenotfake
@Jakenotfake 6 месяцев назад
“What are you gonna do with these nukes” “Eh don’t worry about it” Bro explained vlad
@MaxwelloftheClocktower
@MaxwelloftheClocktower 2 года назад
"Jacket the Chicken man running at FBI agents with a giant spoon" Kellogg's Ads are getting a little out of hand these days
@eyeblech2001
@eyeblech2001 Год назад
This is what you dream about when your body temperature is so high you feel like your brain is melting
@sev1120
@sev1120 Год назад
HE NEEDS HIS FROSTIES
@user-it4lq3zx5d
@user-it4lq3zx5d 7 месяцев назад
@@eyeblech2001 SWAT AND BULLDOZER THEY ARE TWO SCARED ON FEAR OF PRECURE IN 4:27 AND 5:01
@buckyboy3711
@buckyboy3711 3 года назад
Badger: "Hey how many nukes do you want?" Payday: "only a spoonful!"
@Crusade6539
@Crusade6539 3 года назад
Wha-?
@cobrastudios5935
@cobrastudios5935 3 года назад
@@Crusade6539 yes
@buckyboy3711
@buckyboy3711 3 года назад
@@Crusade6539 yes
@YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 3 года назад
@@Crusade6539 y e s
@Crusade6539
@Crusade6539 3 года назад
Wait somebody deleted my comment or something
@walnuttoad3542
@walnuttoad3542 Год назад
16:03 amazing, perfection
@Edmund-od7mv
@Edmund-od7mv 3 месяца назад
At this point, Grouse is the voice of Dallas for me
@trop1kal378
@trop1kal378 3 года назад
Twitch streamer: "blinks" Twitch HQ: you weren't supposed to do that
@ajminadhimi8985
@ajminadhimi8985 3 года назад
*Male twitch streamer
@stylishniggachannel4763
@stylishniggachannel4763 3 года назад
@@ajminadhimi8985 we live in a society
@ajminadhimi8985
@ajminadhimi8985 3 года назад
@@stylishniggachannel4763 Beef
@aidenv6537
@aidenv6537 3 года назад
"Hey badger can we have some shit post?" "only a spoonful" *Comically large spoon appears from the depths*
@ConnonBallk7
@ConnonBallk7 3 года назад
Truth is, the spoon was here from the start
@SupernaturalDetective
@SupernaturalDetective 3 года назад
@@ConnonBallk7 bonks you on the head
@YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 3 года назад
Halo theme plays
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
8:09 Nah, man, birdshot sawedoff.
@EggBoi57
@EggBoi57 11 месяцев назад
I'm just realising that 8:39 is an Of Mice And Men reference 😂
@Skids113
@Skids113 3 года назад
Badger: “We bullied Almir Listo into adding in a comically large spoon.” Also Badger: “C L O N K E R .”
@orinb8654
@orinb8654 3 года назад
No its clomker!
@YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 3 года назад
Both of you are wrong its cloamker
@YourAverageSpelunker
@YourAverageSpelunker 3 года назад
C L O A M K E R *
@StealthTheFoxz
@StealthTheFoxz 3 года назад
I've got your spoonful right fuckin' here!
@Vollification
@Vollification 2 года назад
"Bullying get's results" We need to bullying politicians.
@xxizcrilexlxx1505
@xxizcrilexlxx1505 2 года назад
Why we never tried that before? That would work
@hoopthornseaweed
@hoopthornseaweed 2 года назад
@@xxizcrilexlxx1505 we do. They are just so damn good at gaslighting that people stop :,)
@xxizcrilexlxx1505
@xxizcrilexlxx1505 2 года назад
@@hoopthornseaweed i was thinking more in how they kill the people as response (That happened on mexico in a protest made by students)
@jimshotfirst4887
@jimshotfirst4887 2 года назад
The French tried that once. They went a little too crazy with it though, everyone sorta lost their heads.
@The_Menace_567
@The_Menace_567 2 года назад
We need to try this more. This seems like a good thing to do.
@Posomorat
@Posomorat 3 месяца назад
"I swear to god...Almir Listo will definitely add that if we bully him enough" . Remember Therussianbadger's words, "Bullying gets results"
@vexstuk4607
@vexstuk4607 2 месяца назад
8:39 I never realised what he meant but now I do, it's from the book "Of Mice And Men"
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