Co-worker KEEPS STEALING my lunch, So I SWAP My Lunch with the BOSS's LUNCH - Reddit Podcast 

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In that first story, when HR tells you "HR is not responsible for personal property" you respond "I'm not asking you to be responsible for personal property, but you're responsible for the fact an employee is committing theft on company property".

Food Theft is exactly why i built up my spice tolerance. I eat generally spicy but good food, when my food started going missing, i kicked the heat right up to the highest i could tolerate without sweating, tearing up, etc... The next day HR called me in threatening to press charges for poisoning a co-worker to prove a point, i just told them that i was simply on a high spice kick lately and this wouldn't have happened if the "victims" didn't steal.

I’m a software engineer and early in my career I worked for one of the top 5 military contractor companies. Their policy on food theft is that it is a firing offense. If you weren’t trust worthy enough to leave the lunches in the office fridge alone, you weren’t trust worthy enough to handle military secrets.

I was a Janitor in an Office for half a year, and during holidays the office had someone stealing my food. My delicious Eggnog and Cookies. Three days in a row of thievery, i just got pissed off, and baked up cookies that only looked like chocolate cookies... but were in fact, made with a lotta spicy ingredients inside to burn the culprits mouth with. I also had put a hidden cam near the fridge, for extra measure. Next day, i heard someone gasp in pain, but didn't see them. it's a quiet office, but still spacious enough that i never found the culprit the rest of the day, but later in the evening when i reviewed the film after work... found out the culprit was my boss, taking samples of people's lunches. Knowing confronting them would be a death sentence, i just anonymously emailed everyone in the office the clip of the boss taking the food, and quit afterwards. In hindsight, i wish i used laxatives in those cookies. damn dirtbag, stealing lunch from the people that don't make nearly as much as him.

When I was younger I had to deal with an office lunch thief. They'd routinely raid the fridge of people's private snack stuff (string cheeses, yogurts, etc.) and full on lunch bags. For those who've worked in an office, it will probably surprise nobody that the thief was a senior manager, it's usually the people who can most afford lunches who steal from those who can least afford it (plus being able to hide in their private office while consuming the evidence instead of being at risk of being caught on the open floor helped). This was on a floor with 100+ people, many of whom were fresh out of college earning barely anything. To make it worse, the office was in the middle of nowhere in a town. If your lunch got stolen you had 3 choices; drive 30+ minutes roundtrip to a nearby sub shop or grocery store to get something, eat at the overpriced corporate cafeteria onsite (minimum of like 2 hours of your wage for lunch for us new hires), or go hungry. This jerk made at least 5x what us first jobbers did and was stealing from us. It got so bad most of my coworkers on my team talked about having to keep backup snacks in their desk in case their whole lunch was stolen. I figured out who it was by buying a specific type of string cheese you couldn't find locally and putting it in the fridge, waited until one went missing, then stayed late at the office and dug through all the desk trash cans to find the wrapper and figure out who ate it. I checked their Outlook calendar to find a day they were out of office, and then scheduled an offsite meeting for myself for the 1st half of that day. Day of I came in super early before anyone and set up a cardboard box in front of their office, sign attached "Hi All, things have been rough for me financially and I'm having trouble affording lunches. Instead of continuing to take things from the office fridge, I was hoping people could contribute voluntarily to my personal food drive. Anything helps, God Bless." Then added a few canned vegetables and a box of easy mac, before taking off for my meeting. By the afternoon when I came back the box was about half filled, laughter and gossip ensued, and people were sharing stories of the stuff that had been stolen and saying it was great they finally figured out who it was. Needless to say the next day when the manager came back, they were angry, embarrassed, and got a talking to by other senior managers saying the thieving behavior was unacceptable. They tried figuring out who set the gag up, but we had no security cameras, and I wasn't even suspected as everyone knew I was off at a meeting until mid-day. 10/10 would humiliate a thieving douche-bag again. Never had my lunch or snacks go missing at that office again.

The lunch stealing happened at a place I used to work at. Someone in our office was a diabetic who had to carefully plan his meals. Even his email plea to please consider his health requirements didn't stop our thief. Some people really don't care.

Fun fact: if you have a security clearance, getting caught stealing somebody's lunch can be grounds for losing it.

That swapped lunch story was wonderful. Kyle deserved to be found out. Now he's probably going to be too embarrassed to return to work so he'll probably quit out of embarrasment

We had a problem of missing lunches. We hired temps for the summer, at least a dozen, so it was a mystery to who did it. The next day, I had a ziplock bag full of chocolate chip cookies. I made sure they ended up in the fridge without anyone see me do it. Sure enough they went missing. About two hours later one of the temps was in the bathroom screaming his ass off as he was blowing the place up. When he finally came out crying his eyes out, he was fired.

How is stealing from another employee not gross misconduct and a firing offence ?? What country was this story from ??

My co worker had a lunch thief at his previous job, made a big show over several weeks of ordering California reaper powered coated snacks like peanuts and pork rinds and such and having them delivered to the office, after a while did brought a sandwich in with a big blob of a super hot sauce in and the women stealing his lunch ended up screaming and throwing up in the break room 😂 Just claimed “you all know I love super spicy stuff why would she steal my lunch if she can’t handle spice?”

Regarding the vegetarian kid who destroyed all the meat, that kid was a brat. I'm a 61-year-old lifelong vegetarian, and you can't force someone to become a vegetarian just like no one can force me to eat meat. Way to go kid, you just made your entire family hostile against vegetarianism.

Kyle's lucky that he didn't get 90% ex-lax brownie, ex-lax chip muffin, and anything else a plotter could cook into a lunch bag

Its funny how employee lunch getting repetitively stolen is fine but when HR lunch gets stolen it’s suddenly a criminal offense to both OP & Kyle

First story, this goes way back to the 1990's. My dad worked shifts, so every third week he was sleeping until about 2pm. The neighbors always turned their music on as soon as the kids went to school, loud enough to be heard two streets away, no amount of polite conversation would get them to turn it down. Sadly my dad was next door. Another piece to this story is that they lived on a steep hill, in semi-detached houses, British speak for having a party wall, my dads house up the hill from the neighbors. One night, when he was on early shift, he woke up early, around 3am, put all the house speakers against the party wall, which meant they were blasting unto their upper floor bedroom. My dad then put Mars the god of war, orchestral piece, on as loud as the speakers could take, and blasted them awake. It only took tnree days for the neighbors to storm around and demand that he stops it. He told them he would, as long as they turned their day time music down. He had peaceful days from then on.

The most ignorant thing about the vegetarian kid who unplugged the freezer didn't just mess with their families' finances, but he made the sacrifice of the animals' lives that went into producing the meat that was in the freezer going to waste essentially going against whatever "animal life should not be taken for granted" message he is trying to live by choosing to be vegetarian. He's the type of person who is going to grow up and end up eating burgers and steaks on a regular basis.

You’d think that stealing from other employee’s would be grounds for termination. I mean, why would a company want a thief working for them?

Honestly, I would first ask for the HR to show me said policy beforw printing it out and then showing it in front of HR or someone higher up since if they do punish me for such shit, I would have proof that what I had been complaining about was not followed by company policy or that HR could not punish me for said policy since their lunch is also personal property.

Story 1: you totally should have thrown their words back at them. Where they going to do report you for catching the office lunch beef after they ignored it for several months? That douchebag deserve everything he's getting, stealing lunch is tacky and cheap, and he is not going to live this down. For as long as it was going on he might be better off looking for a new job all together.

When I was first hired at my current job, I'd been unemployed for weeks. After paying rent and bills, I didn't have ANY money for food, and wouldn't until the upcoming Friday, 4 days away. So I wound up devouring my desk neighbor's candy. They had a candy dish on their desk that was up for grabs to grab a piece every now and again. Pretty much anytime she wasn't around I'd snitch a few pieces of candy and eat them. Those candies kept me going until Friday, where I then got paid, got groceries, and bought two big bags of candy to replace what I had taken (which I left on her desk anonymously because I was ashamed).

We had a person stealing lunches in a plant I worked at. People had there lunches stolen daily. I had my lunch stolen several times. My wife baked and always put cake or cookies in lunch for desert. So when this happened several times I had her make some exlax brownies. Not regular exlax but hospital grade before surgery exlax. We found who was stealing the lunches when they craped their self on the production floor it was my supervisor. He quit the next week when was able to come back to work after getting his crap together.😂

years ago my uncle told the story of missing lunches where he worked. so what one person whose pie was often stolen did was carefully remove the contents of the pie and filled it wih crap. After that the lunches were never stolen again, but still never knew who the thief was

I worked in an office back in the 90s We had a lunch thief that stole everyone's lunch ( including mine) So in revenge I laced my lunch with Carolina reapers and laxatives We soon found out that Simon was the lunch thief ( he was the bosses nephew) 😅 Bonus points for Simon being lactose intolerant 😂 I get called in to the bosses office later thinking I'm going to get fired and Simon is giving me hell for poisoning him Demanding his uncle fires me and his uncle actually started laughing 😂 Actions have consequences Simon and moved him elsewhere 😂

Sorry HR rep, your lunch is stolen property, therefore it is not the company's responsibility to retrieve it and since you're HR that means YOU. Probably shouldn't have blown off all the people who were complaining.

I resorted to putting a lock on my lunch box as I was sick of people taking stuff out of it.

happened to me at my first workplace. After a few times my 'lunch' was spiked with laxatives, a LOT of laxatives. Disappeared as the others. No idea what happened to the thief, but probably wasn't nice. It was never stolen again.

Doesn’t just happen in offices. I was in the hospital for a few weeks and there was a room where the nurses would store snacks and food brought by patient’s family members. Nurses had their own fridge in their break room. Someone was taking patients’ food. They would go in to get it and it would be gone. The room wasn’t far from the nurses station so they had a general idea who it was. The nurses started allowing people with home brought food to put it in their fridge. One day the thief had the nerve to go into the nurses’ fridge and got caught red handed. It was my roommate! He was kicked out of the hospital!

First story... Lunch theft happened at an old job of mine. I tried to talk a few people into making horrible things on the same day. I wanted to bring a cat poop sandwich. One of my coworkers was worried that would open me up to a lawsuit from the thief. Ok, what about melting Exlax into some casserole, like a couple of packages. I didn't, I just started eating from the restaurant. Somebody else did though. And then we all found out who had been stealing lunches. They spent the afternoon in the restroom. They had to call in the next day too. 🤣😂😆😁 Don't forget sugar free gummy bears will give you the bathroom screams, if you eat more than a couple. 😏 *Don't steal lunches; you never know what kind special treat someone may have packed for you.* 🥡🥪🍱🥡🥪🍱🥡🥪🍱🥡🥪🍱 👵☮️🖖

Lunch thief was great and I know how he feels: while working at a dollar general store in Ohio I had one girl that always took my lunch and a couple of Pepsi's with me when I would stop for a bread bowl salad it would be half eaten and my Pepsi gone when I found out who it was I loaded it with hot sauce and needless to say it never happened again.

I keep my lunch in a mini hard side cooler with an ice pack, hidden at my workspace. Sometimes I have to chain and padlock it closed if I can’t hide it or don’t have a locker. It works for me. Never been robbed.

I'm currently having this issue with people stealing my lunch what makes this even worse is I'm a private security officer and working with state troops and other security officers are the only other people who have access to the fridge so I've decided to put some epicack in one of my lunches and wait for the chaos to ensue.

Story 1 was solved at my work by bringing in pizza sliced laced with fire hot pepper.

Story 1: Great revenge! Kyle is such a massive jerk, stealing people's luches for MONTHS. Also, what a useless HR. They clearly don't really care about any problem unless it directly affects them smh. Story 2: Okay, this is weird. Lady gets kicked off the flight because she wanted people to move when they were in HER seats? Either she overreacted into the next dimension, or OP and the airline were completely unreasonable, one of the two. Story 3: I'm sorry about the living situation you were in. The neighbors were crap and the police was absolutely useless. Good job in making sure an actually competent officer got your house 👍 Story 4: The kid was being a rotten brat. No one has the right to enforce anything on other people based on their own beliefs. The punishment was completely justified, you reap what you sow. Story 5: The grandparents are old-fadhioned jerks. They clearly can't handle that OP and his wife picked names for their twins they don't like and now they're trying to implant new names that they do like because they're incapable of being mature.

That's just some petty stuff. Stealing lunches and the company not doing anything about it. And I don't blame you for what you did

ah the freezer Story, NTA, the son screwed up by: 1- wasting food 2- forcing his ideas onto others 3- affect others by wasting food

I own a leftover container with a key. At one place I worked, the lunch thief even confronted me about it. xD I would like to know if the woman was German though. If so: She owes you murican uniform guys nothing and she'd be correct in wanting to have a seat thief kicked out, especially if wearing that thing.

We have the fridges on the corridors in our dorms. Food disappears regularly. And not the brightest idea to put something in your food as a laxative since you can be kicked out for that. Endangering others. We don't really get it. So we usually mix some spice or hot sauce in it. One time someone wrote a warning it contained allergies. Guess what. The thief had and allergic reaction. That's how we coughed them. They got kicked out.

Never had someone steal my lunch, but it took me a solid year to get people to stop bothering me on my hour lunch break.

That vegetarian militant 15-year-old from story 4 deserves far worse than only being made to clean out the rancid freezer first and foremost he deserves a whooping of a lifetime second he deserve to have part of his savings confiscated to replace the freezer and third he deserves to be grounded until he’s 18

I think the person who made his vegetarian kid clean their freezer Was not a jerk

An "X-Lax special" would be well-warranted at this point.

I've had a plain dry sandwich taken. They left the mayo, and the veggies. Someone also has taken an open 3/4 full drink. At my job if you get caught stealing anything you're fired. Too bad we're open 24/7-365 with close to/over 1000 people.

The second story's situation sucks. Like, yes. She should have gone about it nicer, but the woman HAD bought a ticket for that seat. (It didn’t mention if she bought a ticket for her kid though?) Her getting kicked off kinda sucks. I hate when flights are overbooked so the airport can get more money while expecting someone not to show up- then punish people for showing up to the flight they paid for??? :(

I've worked in multiple locations where food would be stolen on a regular basis. Cat food sandwiches, ex-lax frosted brownies, etc seemed to work occasionally. Even red-hot spicy food only help for so long. A thief will be a thief

Just don't touch other people's food. My coworkers know not to mess with my food. Though that was due to a piece of sharp metal, table, and narrowly missing a hand. I am food possessive. No problems since that day 7 years ago.

So the meat store is what made me the most mad, due to me living in a family of hunters, and my dad having two freezers full of meat (elk and deer) and if someone did that, may what ever being the believe in have mercy on them, because my dad would not. Edit: I don’t have any problems with vegans, my best friend is vegan-ish. Just don’t force it onto people and we don’t have a problem (I’m mainly talking about the vegan teacher or people like that)

That meat freezer one kind of hits close to home, my sister lives in Arkansas with her husband and 4 kids (which is like a 16 hr drive from where I live so I don't see them much). They also *had* an outside freezer full of at least $1k worth of meat from the grocery store, before her youngest son apparently unplugged the freezer for absolutely no reason other than to plug in something else. They also didn't notice that it was unplugged until it was so disgusting that they literally threw the freezer itself away because it was beyond cleanable. I had no financial stake (haha get it steak?) in that freezer, but that kid was lucky I live 16 hours away, because I would have beat his ass.

A lot of your guys a story is a lot tamer than mine Some doofus decided to try to steal one of my sandwiches one time during lunch and due to the fact that we grow jalapeño peppers around our house I decided to have some jalapeño jelly spread as if it was normal jelly on my sandwich Due to the fact that the idiot didn’t realize I was very angry about the fact that I knew who it was stealing my sandwiches and he was more than happy to deny it - I gave the teachers full on 100% proof of him stealing it by making sure that not only did I overhear about how he cannot stand spicy things but by the time he was done taking the first bite of MY sandwich his face was bright red The teachers tried to ask him if he was all right but his mouth was burning so badly that he couldn’t say a thing. I stood up from my seat walked over to the teachers and told them - This is what happens to idiots that touch my sandwich The teacher glared at me and asked if I was responsible for this I said yes because it never would’ve happened if you wouldn’t have stolen one of MY sandwiches that MY MOTHER took her time to make for me and this stupid kid thought that he had a right to my sandwich this was a lesson to teach him and anyone else that touches my sandwich that I am not nice when I am hungry and I’m overly protective of my stuff If some idiot thinks that they have a right to my sandwich this is a lesson to show them that that is not True If one of your parents makes you food then THAT food is meant for you not someone else You don’t see me going over to your food and eating it in front of you so don’t do it to me 🌟Do unto others as you would have them do unto you🌟

Thankfully I've never had to deal with a lunch their because I'm in high school, and my dad doesn't have to either because there is a restaurant in his work office, so all he has to do is order it and go pick it up a few minutes later.

That is alot of trouble for lunch I would have brought in Exlax brownies

They were too nice to kyle. I d make my lunch so spicy, it ll cause immense pain. I love extra extra spicy food. So it's a win for me.

Story 3: Eviction moratorium was in place by the time OP's and neighbor's complaints were rolling into the police. Landlord couldn't get rid of them for being a nuisance to the neighborhood, and the police couldn't do anything to remove them. The police probably could've written citations for breaking lockdown, but were probably directed not to, since the courts were already far behind on regular business, and didn't have the capacity to handle additional workload.

Our lunch problem was easily solved. we put a video camera in such a way that it could be seen not only who takes the food, but also Whose food he takes. The thief was found and fired in disgrace. and in his "Reason for dismissal" they wrote so. "as a specialist he is good, but he prone to stealing other people's meals. It took him a long time to find a job. in the end, he demanded through the court that this "paragraph." be removed from his "Personal file". that was the last I heard of him. so don't worry. lunch Thieves Problem. Is an international problem. 😄👍

Fro the lunch story, well done. For the vegetarian story, kid should be grateful he made to clean it up with no gloves.

I use to work at a clinic that had a notorious lunch thief, and the biggest problem was everyone knew full well who it was but they practically were untouchable since they were the personal scribe to the main doctor. That person is exactly why I started eating spicy food, since that guaranteed my would never get touched nor could I barely afford to feed myself let alone a thief. More than a decade later I've gone so deep into the rabbit hole that nearly anything I eat noe has cayenne pepper or something hotter even tho I am far, far pass the point of having to deal with a food thief.

I worked a warehouse job years ago. We had a lunch thief as well Again, management wouldn't do anything. So one of my coworkers who was a regular victim set up a webcam in the lunch room connected to an old laptop. Found out it was a receiving supervisor. Management, once shown proof still refused to do anything. Two days later the supervisor didn't show up to work. Turns out three of the employees who were common victims had followed him home and beat him so badly he ended up in hospital for two weeks. He never snitched on who it was. But everyone knew. Before he got out of the hospital, he submitted his notice. We never saw him again.

That vegetarian guy pissed me off. Ive been veg for 8 years now and i don't force it on anyone, its not my place. If i think food is good guess what , i recommend for people to try it, thats it. And with his statement about interacting with meat, that was such a jerk statement. I worked for a year as a kitchen manager and prepared more chicken than i think i would have eaten in the past 8 years. I think OP was valid and the punishment or what we saw of the punishment fit the crime.

When a person doesn't eat meat for an extended period already smells bad. Rotten would be so much worse. Kid deserves it though.

A little comment I made while listening to the story. Parents renaming their grandchildren Dad: "It's well documented by my face over the last 20 plus years that I hate my name and it's literally your fault that my maiden name is Franklin Douglas Blankenooper"

I work in retail and various jobs for almost 40 years and not once not once has anyone ever stolen my lunch

Plane Story: If it was the woman's seat why was OP and another soldier already there, and why was she the one kick off the plane instead of the two "sitting in her seat"? It's seriously getting frustrating listening to you trying to defend entailed parents and try to let them off the hook when they are clearly in the wrong.

I ❤ Am I The Jerk.

13:42 yeah, if I were the OP, I’d give em a lemon pie once a month, lol. I hate noisy neighbors, and that family, whether they knew it or not, has saved a lot of people a massive headache.

That first story makes me despise HR as much as the food thief.

i can relate to the neighbors partying, for about two years this happened, eventually three cops moved in near by

I had someone stealing my lunch at an old job so I loaded it up with ex-lax 😂😂

Ez solution: put a ridiculous amount of laxatives on it. Then wait to see who goes missing the next days

The lunch bag problem is definitely going to be solved by a fu€k ton laxative. 😂😂😂😂

Best way to deal with a lunch thief is to either mix in laxatives, or hot peppers to the food, work that they either have a scorched mouth or anus. Then you know who the thief is, and can shame them appropriately.

The thing is yes the company is not responsible for personal items. But in many states they are responsible for providing a safe and secure place to store personal items

Last story response:I am just suprised like,RENAMING THEM?oh cmon yeah that's what you deserve no more contact with em and the other siblings thinking she was crazy:perfect👍

If you want to stop a lunch thief, WRITE VEGAN ON YOUR BAG!

The difference between deliberately taking someone's lunch and taking their money is the value. If HR refuses to do anything, set-up a camera, then file a police report with evidence of a few instances of the thief stealing your labeled food. Additionally, a lunch thief won't hesitate stealing other things from employees or the company either. A thief is a thief.

Story 1: HR is to protect the Company. Personal is for the employees. The lunch thing, 100% yes. Especially if u get something like from subway or McD. That shits GONE.

I once worked in retail and one of my co-workers has a bone deficiency that caused them to lose all their teeth, and someone stole their false teeth

It happens I use to work a job overnight and a co worker always bring a thermos of coffee and someone would always drink her coffee so she plain to catch them she put chocolate exlax in the coffee that night this guy was sick kept running to the restroom we knew who was the coffee thief he was the friend of hers she let him know what she did he had the nerve to get mad😊

Hiring a thief absolutely IS the company's problem.

If someone steals my lunch I'd make a false one with hot sauce in it, or laxative. Or both. And I'll keep a sandwich in my desk for myself or go eat outside.

Kyle should have been fired

The one with the vegetarian son is even worse when you think about all the meat they would have to buy or all the other animals that had to be killed to restock, so the only thing he accomplished is make everything worse for everyone, animals included.

Has anyone seen my paper bag full of homemade laxatives?

I know another story that’s better. This guy kept taking my lunch and only mine. I decided to put laxatives in my food and then complained to HR that someone had eaten my food with medication prescribed by my doctor in it. Safe to say my luck was never taken again.

S1. Nobody makes a move on my food. It's way too spicy.

7:13 that's why I love extremely spicy food not normal people can handle what I can 😊

I literally fall asleep listening to these every night!!! Keep it up!!!😊😊

Ross: YOU ate m...my sandwich?! My sandwich?! MYYYYYY SANNNNDDDWWWIIICCHHH!!!!

Last story : Bro, Essie and Ezzie are such cute nicknames. Like, Winifred and Douglas? That’s, weird as frick!

I'll be petty and call every Kyle's new job to inform them they have a lunch thieve on hands.

“Im just hungry you jerk” I’ve never heard better words 😭😭😭✋✋

It’s interesting that the party stopped when an officer moved into the neighborhood. I live on a residential street that runs parallel to a main street with businesses. A few years ago, some people took over a closed gas station and turned it into a liquor store. The liquor store closed at 2:00 AM every night, Monday - Sunday. Every Friday and Saturday night from May to September, a large crowd gathers in the liquor store parking lot from around 1:30 AM until 2:30 AM. They’re pretty rowdy. Music blasting, fighting, etc. When they leave, the lot is trashed with empty 14:05 14:05 bottles, fast food bags, etc. The nauseating smell of pot fills the summer air. The city has an ordinance making loud noise a misdemeanor for 11:00 PM to 7:00 Am, expect for certain holidays when fireworks are allowed until midnight. My neighbors and I have called the police and written letters to the mayor about the situation. The police sometimes drive by but don’t stop or do anything, and the mayor has never responded to our letters. I guess the right to party trumps the noise ordinance. The ordinance was enforced by the previous two mayors. Under the current mayor, who’s now in his 2nd term, it seems to have gone by the wayside. I think some of the fault may lie with the County Prosecutor. Starting with the Covid Pandemic, she’s been really soft on things that are misdemeanors. She basically told the police that she wasn’t going to prosecute most traffic offenses that didn’t result in injury or death. Basically, you’re free to run traffic lights and stop signs as long as you avoid a crash. She’s also not prosecuting people with expired tags. It’s crazy.

Something very similar happened at my workplace years ago, someone exposed him by adding Laxatives into his lunch as a trap

Should dumped a bottle of flavorless laxatives into your lunch and just wait.

At my work we don’t really have any lunch thieves, but in our fridge on the second floor, there is always food that is old, and no one eats it before they get old, so we literally have a fridge of old food at work.

i'm glad that op switched his lunch with his boss and the lunch thief has been caught but maybe not time someone should write a note and post it on the the fridge saying don't steal or don't take lunches from coworkers.

Story 2. NAH. except the airline for overbooking

Pov: you steal someones lunch one too many times *spot holes 2 starts playing* 💀

Had this happen a couple times, eventually got fed up and made tacos and cut up carolina reapers and put it into the pico de gaio lets just say never happened again.

Congrats on 1Mil Subs :D

Good revenge