Coach Bert - Saturday Night Live 

Was a narrator on the 9-11 documentary dust to dust

He worked 12 hour shifts for several days (not months), sifting through the rubble with his FDNY brothers, looking for trapped people and bodies. Anytime someone recognized him he declined all requests for photos; he didn't want any publicity. The guy's a fantastic human being and we ought to recognize that more.

Wow didn't know that just when I couldn't love him more🤗

Wow. National treasure indeed!

Never knew that, that's pretty awesome

He is the very definition of wickedness!

in anything you mean

Yeeees, yes, yes, yes

When he said what the association was about I had this gut feeling Bill would just pop out all devious-looking... SNL did NOT disappiont :|

Hello hello hello

I actually read an interview where he said he didn't realise he was ugly until he started acting and people critisized his appearance.

@@danii888 that makes sense, haha. But clearly he leaned into it, and it paid off well for him :)

​@@danii888 The amazing movie Living in Oblivion, he wasn't ugly in that. It's the one movie where they haven't typecast him as funny-looking, actually gave him nice hair, and he looked... normal, even some vague shade of good-looking. Peter Dinklage had absolutely hilarious screentime in that, too. You should watch it if you haven't yet.

@@goombapizza6335 also reservoir dogs and desperado, hes just a normal dude in those movies

@@evol6944 Yes,just a normal,creepylooking,ugly dude in those.

This! Hader's entrance made me burst out laughing in the middle of a quiet office.

Is it the moustache, cause I can shave it

Lolest!!

@ me either. much appreciated

Buscemi had such a wounded look on his face after that comment!

It’s almost like we watched the same video.

his mom helped them!! ha

I think this is just a joke about how Steve Buscemi looks like a total creep, but is a nice guy

@@duganchapell9759 did you copy and paste what Aidan Silber said three months before you? Because it is identical in every way to what Aidan Silber said three months before you. His comment is two comments up from here.

Haha yes, I ALSO saw that part in the video!

@@arsonfly they're both literally quoting the exact line from the video. You can't expect much variation

Also, I think Mickey Farrell spotted him three blocks away that one night.

🤣🤣🤣

Plus he's one hell of an actor.

no celebrities would ask for publication for 911

@@rileybobbert6527 You'd be surprised.

@@M0nkiDRufi none of them did

@@CUStudioFilms Try replying to me with what I said with correct spelling and you'll find out. RU-vid deletes comments about a certain tragedy if your catch my drift.

that is so funny!!!! hahahahaahahahaha --with that music, it is a torture, for sure!

"NOT cool Darius!"

My favorite part too

@Effulgent Ashes If you thought it was too far then it probably wasn't far enough. It is a great, edgy line and you don't see shit like that on SNL anymore.

Lies again? Ain't nobody ever heard of washing hands with soap?

30 rock nice

@@RJTheCerealGuy It wasn't until a few days ago I learned that was from a 30 Rock episode.

@@gibustheinfamous I only just found out from this comment

though in another persona he used to go undercover at a high school, he married another teacher.

@@gibustheinfamous its a pet peeve of mine.

IKR 🤣 I was in tears because he actually looked the part😂 lmao

Members Only? How long he been wearing that?

Don't clap for him!

Watched this at least 12 times and his delivery of those two lines is gold

District Attorney?! 😂

yep, everytime hahaha!

The whole point of Steve buscemi in Hollywood is that he looks like a total creep but is actually a nice guy

@Pol Pot i love that you were arrogant and completely missed the point lmfao

@@dimariobell8499 did you expect civility from a troll with polpot for a name? Dudes obviously a trash person.

He's an actor. It's his job to.

He definitely wrote this sketch

What?!😲😧😒

So true!

The reaction when they start to play his demo is likewise praiseworthy.

Hugh Rocks do you know what underrated means? It means that someone can be a seriously good but that he/she doesn't recieve the recognition he deserves. And yes Steve is awesome in reservoir dogs, but perhaps he didn't get to hear it enough.

Agree completely bud was also gonna add a very underrated comic actor,he should do more than the occasional Sandler movie cameo

+JOSE LOPEZ HE SHOWED UP AS FIREMAN AT HIS OLD JOB WHEN THERE WAS THE TERRORIST ATTACK TO HELP AND DID 12 HOUR SHIFT......he just showed up, oh and he survived a knife to the throat attack

That's the same thing I always said. Thank you!

jose i feel the same about steve buscemi m8 in every role they give him even if is 1 min role always always buscemi give this role a character and that for 1 min roles !!! is not something everyone can do

"....more than most people even!" LOL

@Stuart Haas watch Boardwalk Empire

@@hopemccubbin8661 Hahaha such a good script.

"And he was uncircumcised"

For those who don't know, this is an exact quote of dialogue from the screenplay of the movie Fargo, in which this guy was one of the antagonists.

" I use Purell !!! " ... " LIAR !! " loll

Is that what you do in comments....just repeat the same thing we already heard in the video? Jesus... its almost like you are proud of yourself for understanding the joke and have to repeat it because you think everyone is as dumb as you and didnt get it.

@@avidadolares No, pretty sure I was just stating my favorite line of the sketch, as most people tend to do. Not sure how you get to thinking it has anything to do with a "In case everyone didn't get it" mindset. And if it bothers you that much, you could easily use the block user option, like I'm about to do with you. But you go right into attacking people instead, wonder why that is? Jesus, it's almost like you're a raging and trolling lunatic that gets off on being overly confrontational with strangers enjoying a simple SNL sketch because you are clearly lonely, desperate for attention, and somehow personally inconvenienced over a youtube comment. Get help, and a life.

@@charlesdansereau-menard3347 Keenan was furious! lol best part in the sketch.

@@avidadolares Really dude? Clearly when people post a quote it's because its the line they found funniest & they would like to relive it in some small way.

You're saying he's a terrorist?

the irony??? bro....its a sketch, there is no irony

It is not! NOT!!! necessary. Creams my corn every time! But then again, the sketches are brilliant, so I'm gonna go with it.

@@BlackAdder665 Mmmm...creamed corn

@@funkeediscotekYeah, I should've phrased that differently. :-D

Yes.

I liked it. The creamed corn, that is.

The explicit premise is that we are judged by what we look like not what we do. Like John Humphreys being approached by mum's in a park because he was a middle aged man on his own... therefore, a paedophile.

yes, and instead of taking the prompt to actually reflect and investigate properly, they just profiled and targeted one guy

Where did you get that lol? The premise is that Steve buscemi is odd looking so everyone assumed he was a pedophile

@@johnr797 That is the explicit premise, but think about it. Everyone is convinced he is a pedophile just by looking at him, right? He is not a new coach, right? So that means he was there for years and everyone thought he was a molester and no one even looked into it UNTIL the Penn State incident, hence implicit premise. The original poster is completely right.

Itwas Jerry Sanduski

That smile!

He looks nothing like Marlon Brando!

Is no one gonna comment on the classic Members Only jacket? To me he looks like Dwight Schrute in this clip

I stg

yes yes yes

Yeah dude, I fucking died laughing when he entered. 😂😂

The deep voice made it better

The best, the absolute best

Why ? Because they scared you into submission with their Purposely Leaked Virus and Propoganda

Why?

why

Tell me you have a bad hygiene without telling me you have a bad hygiene.

Sam Durham It's like they all forgot about the 'Vid, huh

Lmao Loser!

Haha antisocial be getting attacked a lot

if someone lives with their Mom, wouldn't that reduce the odds of bringing home anyone without the Mom knowing about it and therefore actually being safer for guests to visit? Statistically, most victims of molestation are victimized by their parents not the neighbors, uncle/aunt, teacher, or people actually on the sex offender list surprisingly. I taught children for 10 years and on my first day of teaching, I had 6 kids tell me they were being molested by their parents, 2 of them by the parents (mothers and fathers) who picked them up each time. I reported every time the issue was brought up and nothing changed. As long as your parent you have a 50% chance of getting away with it, so they do. And because many adults are parents worldwide, they take each other side like gang members putting the blame on single people and even governments just have CPS take the kids away for like 2 weeks and bring the kids back. I watched that happen in the hood for 20 years, it's amazing. so much worse than Dateline NBC. you wanna protect kids? Go after the parents. The news media won't touch it because most of their ratings depend on parents watching their programs. Even the police and FBI are slow to react or not at all because it's parents who make good money and whose taxes pay for their programs. That is the real mafia of sex abuse and no one cares. So instead we worry about Weinsten and sex abuse island and random rich people taking advantage of people, but not sex traffcifing victims worldwide that are sold into slavery by their parents to people involved in that crime syndicate who are also parents. Do I really have to explain this to people? Come on.

Geez, the shots being fired......Spicy!

@@nightstar3765 atleast he isn't gay lol

Aidan Silber looks kind of like don knotts

A nice guy Steve is.

Sad to hear about Steve's wife passing away, they were married a long time.

Nailed it

It almost seems superfluous, since that's how Ghost World went down.

"If we put a mustache on Jason Sudeikis, do you think we could expand this sketch into an entire series?"

Member's Only Jacket and all.

Simpleton

Epic line for sure

He is !! 😂😆🤣

not the best look but just living life 😌

Love this so much

Asex*

You know, that makes too much sense.

don't you mean white? racist

you need to get your eyes checked

Actually my top 3 sketches

I love sketches like these where they have people in it and they have some dialogue and a running gag.

@@nonemongo Nobody was fucking racist other than you, equating brilliant to being white..

Same I'm a huge admirer of his work!

Which friend, Brett Favre or Chewbacca?

I was just going to ask, too-I would listen to the whole thing if it exists, ha ha! 😂

Keenan would probably know

Chewcaca, is that you?

You'd be better off just listening to The Showdown of ultimate destiny.

GangstaGranksta lol he does doesn't he.

"reminds" ? It IS Flanders.

hahaha..he diddly does 😂

Holy fuck so true

hahahahahaha yup

I am equally impressed by Buscemi and Hader. And a littl.e extra impressed that someone as attractive as Hader can make me want to crawl out of my own skin just to get away.

Yes and Steve loves my Turkey ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-0HAb4z01htU.html.

I have ignored it for so long. I shouldn't have. This is funny af

Big SNL fan, but this is the first time that it’s ever been recommended & I’m sure glad that it was

Or stay ignorant and ride the SNL trash bandwagon

Yes!!! Exactly, where did the clever writing go?

👍

I don't agree. He doesn't wash his hands. Nog sure why that bit was necessary. Makes me less sympathetic towards Bert.

@@Nebol You know what they say if you lie then you'll steal and if you don't wash your hands then you probably double dip!

brutal

what are some of your other favorites?

@@ilikeearinfections "Gemma & Ricky" "Deep Quote Game Night" "Office Flirt" "Guess that Phrase" " Cobras & Panthers" "Corporate Retreat" "Sally O'Malley" (at the strip club) and all "Celebrity Jeopardy" sendups.

I'm with you on this, so let's "start the healing process."

All written by the same genius no doubt!

And he has a lot of friends.

He doesn't have time for you he has a million friends

+Jemster He has a lot of clips here on youtube. Everyone of them is awesome.

Yes, that he didnt break after first sentence is already awesome.

Not really,He's a legend

He is an absolute genius on SNL, but not so much in his movies... not sure why.

I loved him in the "What's up with That?" sketches

Offensively inaccurate

Hysterical 😂

what the hell,Larry, i'm sitting right here 😂

Because it’s Buscemi and he’s great 👍 😁

Who needs evidence or facts when we have people's feelings?..

Steven seagull would have knocked this out da bears

Sounds like Belicick to me.

That was Jason’s character snapping his fingers..

There's nearly 4 million views

SNL is not the “depths” of anything.

Bill Hader in anything!!

Yeah I did too unfortunately

You guys clearly didn’t watch the early seasons of South Park then 😂 was referenced quite a lot.

Be sure to wash your hands.

🤣🤣🤣

Coach Bert?

He is the nambla guy

"you're clapping for him? don't clap for him!"