"Y'hear that? All her best! That constitutes a legal marriage in some shady countries!" Is probably one of the funniest lines i've ever heard Coach Z utter.
I was going to ask which episode this is from, but then I remembered that this is one of the things you have to do to impress Bubs, so that he'll rejoin Coach Z in the Two-o Duo. And that means this must be from the episode "Battle of the Bands."
ummmmmmm, he has been obsessing over her for decades. (points at the marzipan answering machine) ...poor guy being in "free country U.S.A" is just bad for his mind.
Probably get pretty desperate when there's only 2 girls in the entire town and one's even younger and looks like she saw someone slaughter her parents.