CoD Zombies Best and Funniest Quotes! 

I hate it when Dempsey breaks into my house and kicks the shit out of me

"Hey Treyarch, can we get a new objective please?" Dempsey is hilarious

Dempsey breaks the 4th wall like deadpool

JFK caught me off-guard : "Castro is surrounded! Everyone, point and laugh!"

Dempsey: Knows about that he is being controlled by player Nikolai: Knows about the trickshotting community Takeo: Has a Facebook page Rictofen:

"If I run out of ammo, Im KICKING YOUR ASS, player. Notice I didn't say shooting, cuz I NEED FUCKING AMMO FOR THAT." i love when dempsey breakes the 4th wall

Are zey trying to communicate- oh no! Zey are having zex. -Richtofen

18:20 Nikolai was a trickshotter. :D

23:16 Richtofen: "there are ghosts in this weapon, AAAAAAA!!!

"Wow I keep forgetting to update my Facebook page" 10/10

Dr. Edward Richtofen on Gorod Krovi: Dempsey once told me that LMG stands for: Lick my giblets"

*Takeo just updated his status* "Just tea-bagged Nikolai lol" *dempsey likes*

19:00 Oooh... SHEET! -Takeo

Nikolai: hey guys, I'm gonna get a great weapon from the bo- ahh, fuuuck! Don't worry Nikolai, you're not alone

22:30 OMG I'm dead 😂

27:07

18:50 "NIKORAAAAIIIIIIII" Off to a great start

34:06 when your friend runs into a hoard of zombies when he’s the last one alive

32:23 When I come back from taking a piss break and I count how many zombies are around me when I un-pause

NIKOLAI: Drunk Zombie killer Rictoffen: Crazy Doctor Takeo: Burrets Dempsey: 4th wall breaker

24:52 Hearing Richtofen wheezing got me wheezing too 💀

Dempsey apparently has a Facebook page.... i'm friend requestin him

2:00 When your whole team is down and you're the only one alive 11:35 When you're trying to clutch through the zombies with said teammates dead

Because of 4th wife I like pump action best 💀💀💀💀

1:03 Multiplayer in a nutshell

21:52

16:24 that’s my favorite quote from Nikolai

4:50 WTF Richtoften

i like how dempsey talks to treyarch

Uggghhh my voice is so cringe-worthy in this video xD Anyway how in the living shit has this gotten so many views?! 10K is an awesome milestone, thanks to everyone here! :D

lol, back in the old days of zombies i was just a little kid few years after being a toddler. i would play zombies with my brothers and when i heard richtofens accent we did not know what to call him (we did not know about races or states or his name and all that shit) so we just decided to call him *the gay guy*

10:03 😂😂😂😂😂

1:15 ...SNAKE?! What are YOU doing here?!

Everytime Nikolai said "Fuck you" after his jokes, I died

11:35

i love that Dempsey knows about the player and Treyach

28:05🤣😂🤣😂😂richtofens getting kinky

My favorite nikolai line is "No power. Just like in my country."

Fukin 27:08 hed me dyng

are they trying to communica-oh no they're having sex. lmao

1:16 Dang, Dempsey breaking the fourth wall

17:04 “I can brake forceField WITH RUSSIAN HEADSTRIKE! *UGH!! UGH!!* .... Oh shit.... *toot* bad idea.......

wait dempsey is a fourth wall breaker

22:23 all of Richthofen quotes are hilarious

5:18 "damn keep forgetting to update my facebook page"

18:22, *play on one sensitivity then nikolai*

Richtofen: you know I never liked how that little brat never told us how anything works so the secret to win is (untranslatable gibberish) AND THATS HOW YOU WIN :D

I did a try not to laugh 30 seconds in I failed

Dempsey: Has trust issues with Nikolai and Richtoffen and knows he is being controlled by the player. (Also enjoys listening to his smartphone when there are no zombies in sight) Nikolai: Is obsessed with Vodka, talking about Vodka, talking about his exes. (Also enjoys saying "FUCK YOU!") Takeo: Has a Facebook page. (Also doesn't have much to say about the other three) Richtoffen: Loves to make jokes and insult the group (Also is obsessed with science, medicine and being a sadist) Kennedy and Nixon: Have trust issues with Fidel (Also are obsessed with politics) Fidel Castro: Talks about the Cuban Missile Crisis and Kennedy's assassination (Also, just like Richtoffen, is a sadist) Sarah Michelle Gellar (AKA Buffy): Enjoys killing zombies and kicking poor Robert Englund (AKA Freddy Kreuger) in the face. Michael Rooker: Enjoys talking about how he's been "praying for the zombie apocalypse" (Also sucks at hand-to-hand combat and stars as Harper in Black Ops II) Danny Trejo: Prefers to use blades instead of bullets. (Is also a dick to Robert Englund (AKA Freddy Kreuger) Robert Englund (AKA Freddy Kreuger): Hates zombies and wants to go home. (Also has a broken nose) George A. Romero: Says he did research for a WWII film. (Also, was kidnapped by zombies and later became a zombie)

I need to find some ammunition *cry*-1.0 richthofen 23:37

Damn i forgot got to update my Facebook page- Takeo wtf xD

Hey what happened to the"I like it rough,but not that rough!" Quote from kino?

27:07 "''cause you're a little shit..." XD

11:36 when I forgot to turn in my homework

My gosh old Richtofen is so perverted. LOL

18:20

I didn't know that Takeo and Nikolai had FaceBook Pages... "Are Zey trying to communicat- oh no, there having sex..." I'm dead...

little Nikolai best crew member

Unfortunately, everyone in Five and Call of the Dead are dead. Well, except for McNamara and Sarah Michelle Gellar.

13:40 Nikolai impersonation of a gun

3:46 I was laughing at that then the next quote made me stop

HEY ZOMBIES STICK AROUND!!! get it????? Stick around.... Like sticky bomb.... FUCK YOU - Nikolai

takeo was the only one that kept it pg-13 in the 4

"hey guys I'm gonna get a great weapon from the bo- ah fuck" every player's reaction to getting shit from the box

7:11 when babies first time looking at the dogs

Literally I laugh almost of all Nikolai's quotes! He is my favorite zombie character! Damn so funny! 😂😂

Dempsey is the voice of the community, he takes no shits when telling treyarch to give us something new. 😎

I like how Richthofen makes fun of Dempsey a lot

I hope tank shows up in my living room

24:10 I love this

23:19 Sounds like Homer screaming

10:03

At 23:17, what weapon is Richtofen talking about?

I’ve heard 19:02 a million times

I loved how dempsy acknowledged how your bad when don't have enough points on moon

36:00 "First one to make a joke about jugs, gets slapped in the face"

23:55 “Now you can fit into a gumball machine. And I can have a piece of you for a quarter. *WHO HAS A QUARTER?!* Dempsey?” I swear, Richtofen is either the most unstable or funny person in the Zombies storyline

1:03 what we have to deal nowadays in cod

The quote at 4:00 was the funniest for me

"Now get ur finger out of mine" tf was Richthofen "experimenting on"

I love it when Tank breaks the fourth wall.

If you continue to refuse to clean up your mess, I will speak to your mother...

I'm disappointed in you, while playing kino der toten solo and was nearly surrounded i heard Nikolai say "I think we're alone now, there doesn't seem to be anyone around" so far I haven't seen any video include this dialogue and it's my favourite (it made me get surrounded and die)

"Wheee!- I mean..OH SHIT!!" I love Ultimis Nikolai 😂👌 (BONUS: Nolan North..I cannot hear anyone else voice Richtofen because he did his voice so damn well)

27:58, is Richtofen yelling at Sam to map his balls wet?

Three minutes in and Demsty is already breaking the fouth wall

Nikolai has the funniest quotes :D

My fav was BUT I WANT IT 😂 33:10

I think the funniest is Dempsey and the least is takeo

11:08 LMAFOO

22:00 im crying

I love how nikolai says fuck you after he makes a joke XD

41:18 ring around the Rosie pockets full of POOISSEN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

7:41 I need a fucking perk! Let's go find the power! 8:00 Now I've got TWO black hole bombs! The other one is my ass. Pull finger! 8:36 Tiny zombie...in my vodka... 9:02 The film must've been shit. This place is full of stiffs. 9:07 Who didn't pay electric bill? 9:25 Ugh... This tastes like trench water. 10:02 Should I help Takeo or not? Vodka, what do you think? Ai sey forget im and hev anaver drink. 11:00 Where do you come up with these expressions? 11:35 OH, SHIT! OH, SHIT! OH, SHIT! OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT! OH! SHIT! 12:37 So Takeo DID have love affair with stuffed monkey! LOOK WHAT THEY MADE! 12:48 There it goes again. If you see my exes, tell them FUCK YOU! 13:26 Hey, Takeo. FUCK YOU! 14:00 Hey, zombies! Stick around for a good time! Get it? Cause it's a sticky grenade! And...FUCK YOU! 14:07 What the hell is that golden rod Richtofen keeps stroking? I don't trust that man! I think he has issue. 14:41 I'm warning you, I'm FLAMMABLE! (pause.) Pull my finger! 15:38 Like the fist of Stalin...up your ass! 16:20 Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry! C'mon! 17:17 Stay away from that...excuse me!

I love it how childish they are 😭

OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT -Nikolai Belinski

29:55 - that tone transition though

9:37

"Hi takeo, yah how you doing? see all the puke that we're picking up, not saying thank you? Cuz you're a little shit." -Richtofen 👌perfect