Collected Miscellany - "Zhongli: Dominance of Earth" | Genshin Impact 

Zhongli : *kicks his polearm* Players: *kick their wallet*

"Every journey has its final day, don't rush." - *Zhongli* why is this so motivational

Shenhe and Ganyu are temporary. Zhongli is eternal.

"Stringing together attacks to deal enormous damage" Also Mihoyo: He is not meant to deal damage

Childe: Liyue is drowning. Zhongli: This isn’t about them.

zhongli looks at childe walking past in slow motion... is this a kdrama

"But no matter, for time is not something I lack" That makes a lot of sense when you realize Dainsleif is actually immortal

"This, paired with his exceptional ability in combat--" Everyone: yeah 'bout that...

Can't wait to add him to my 'No Mora Team': Zhongli, Mona, Venti and The Traveler.

good luck to everyone rolling zhongli soon, we will need it

A buff to our favourite archon *John Lee* wouldn't hurt.

"Dealing Enormous damage" *hits like wet tissue paper* EDIT: Post 1.3 hes actually amazing now. Thanks for buffing our boy, MiHoYo EDIT 2: Forgot the company is having an identity crisis rn, so I mean to thank Hoyoverse instead.

I didn't know that Geo units could apply the Wet status on me.

Dominance of Earth More like... Dominate Me Please.

When dain said “even as the world descends into chaos, he is unperturbed, sipping his tea and watching a good show” I immediately thought of Zhongli in the “this is fine” meme

The fact that that Dainsleif still talks about Zhongli despite hating him is just hilarious.

Imagine zhongli go to restaurant and the waiters say "What's your order?" He replied: "This is my order" then a meteorite just landed

00:43 "Every journey has its final day, don't rush" Or in other words, enjoy the game and don't try to rush all the content

Mihiyo: Alternate normal and charged attacks, stringing together attacks to deal ENORMOUS DAMAGE. Also Mihoyo: He is not a DPS character. I feel very much miss lead.

Zhongli hosting his own funeral gives 'play this at my funeral' memes to a whole new meaning

Everyone: *absolute chaos Zhongli: *I WILL HAVE ORDER* Everyone: Yes Daddy!!!!!!!!!

Genshin Impact The only Gacha game where the husbando is the most simped character in the game

Venti constellation: Carmen Dei Carmen meaning Ode or Poem Zhongli constellation: Lapis Dei Lapis meaning stone Dei meaning a god or diety. Their constellations are literally the god of song and the god of stone.

"Hold the atttack button" -Dainsleif It feels like Dainsleif is playing the game itself.

It’s canon, when the whole party was fighting a furious battle with Osial, Zhongli was just sit in nearby tea shop calmly sipping tea watching the show

I love how the narrator throws little hints for his lore at the end of these videos

okay but they made that one scene with childe as if it was a love story, they knew what they were doing

Legend says that every elemental burst Zhongli casted, a small portion of rock will break off and hit bennet's head no matter how far apart they are

Zhongli : Every journey has its final day, don't rush Me : Every banner has its final day, GOTTA GO RUSH

What's with the dramatic looking scene toward Childe 😂

"Dealing significant physical damage" Hmm. Are you sure about that ?

"His exceptional ability to provide support AND DEAL DAMAGE" XD

Zhongli is literally the answer to all my problems. My friends won’t play? Show them zhongli I need a pickaxe? Zhongli? I need to defeat geo monsters? ZHONGLI

"Time is not something I lack." Dainsleif, what are you trying to imply?

Mihoyo is somekind of Liar. This video tell us that " Then, altenate Normal and Charged Attacks stringing together attacks to deal enormous damage". Why his attack soft if compair with chef and idol.

"his exceptional ability in combat" swaped out every 12sec after creating a shield and burst time to time really exceptional

"The world around him may be descending into chaos" pretty much everyone preparing for the banner 😂

I’m loving how thirsty some of these comments are, LOL.

Cast: Deal enormous damage. Me: Doubt that.

Trailer: he's a big hecking damage dealer, and a supporting shielder Trial Quest: he's a very powerful physical attacker, and Kaeya and Lisa are here to make it even more apparent His Levelup Stat: yeah he gets Geo dmg every level, you'll be very strong for a support, and your pillars will be fantastic area denial His Featured Weapon: yep, we're still scaling off of attack, and the passive even gives MORE attack. Hope you guys are ready to be hitting monstrous numbers Actuality: oooh we're sorry, he actually scales on hp to benefit his shield and burst attack. Yeah this might purposely cripple his ability damage, but trust us he's working as intended. Auto attacks? Please, he's not an attacker nor have we ever indicated he was one. **see the above** This has just been a DISASTER, Mihoyo

5:00 I CAME HERE FROM EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT HOW THIS SCENE IS LIKE A KDRAMA AND IM DEAD IM GONE BYE

0:30 "but zhongli still able to perform the rite to perfection" no no no he's the perfection

"zhongli excels at manipulating geo" ah YES, the archon of geo is capable of manipulating geo, go figure!

"Zhongli: Dominance of Earth" more like "Zhongli: Dominance of wallets"

He's so mesmerising 😍 who wouldn't simp for Zhongli?

This is from a Chinese player who loves Zhongli and is betrayed by Mihoyo's treatment of him "How much can one love a fictional character? All my discomfort and misery now is because I was so eager and excited then. I rushed to take Zhongli into my party. But seeing how low his damage is, how his supporting capabilities were outclassed by 4-stars, I first felt it was I who had failed him. I didn't give him the best equipment and artifacts. But then when I did give them all to him, nothing had changed. Even though my brain understood it was a problem of numbers and data points, my heart felt it was I who had humiliated his character. I watched as the other three members of the party easily performed their duties, my throat swelling up with sorrow and bitterness.. Upon completing his story mission, when the curtains closed on the last scene at Guyun Stone Forest, I sat staring at my computer screen. Ah, how nice, I said. He wished not for dominion, yet he could not watch the common folk suffer. He left the Salt Goddess's final belongings to the sea, so this weak and pacifist goddess could at last rest in peace. Perhaps he did so out of pity, or perhaps it was because he felt echoes of sympathy in the similarities between her situation and his own now that he was no longer Morax. That was the feeling his character gives off: a boulder of stone upon which beats the wind and rain--eternally enduring, yes, but still never able to regain what it was before. Only upon growing familiar with you, will he share with you a glimpse of those bygone events. His words are akin to salt-kissed river water, a slight tinge of salt mixed with nostalgia for the past and exhaustion at the weathering of eons. The saying goes, "A gentleman's merits are like jade, warming the hand that touches them." He once was rock, and the years polished him into jade. His sensibility is his warmth, as warm as the golden lining of his eyes. A god so powerful he had trouble adapting to the mortal world, yet still holding care and awareness of others in his heart. How could I not love him? My discomfort and pain is not because I spent money. It is because there are no replacements for such a beautiful person. Such a perfect character does not come by often. There are only so many seeds with such potential in this world. Yet it was all wasted because of a couple numbers. There will never be a second Zhongli." When are you going to tell us what will happen to him now?

4:13 mhy: DEALS ENORMOUS DAMAGE also mhy: ZHONGLI IS A SUPPORT, GITGUD, BIATCH

"When it comes to mora, I have none." -Zhongli

“every journey has its final day, don’t rush” honestly how the game should be played. enjoy your own pace! :D edit: first time for 500+ likes, whoa!! thank you!

“For time is not something I lack” - Dain the undying

4:19 “Enormous” damage The whole community: Are you sure about that?

amber: Lighter kaeya: bridge maker lisa: thirst quencher zhongli: miner

Came here to say, Zhongli is daddy.

miHoYo broke the contract for giving as false advertisement!

5:03 From that point of time, I realized that he was my meant to be -wallet- -Zhongli probably

Liyue's Traditional rules Rule #1: **Give Zhongli Your Wallet**

This guy has no mora, but he'll be hella rich when his banner comes out

At this point, buffing him like giving his basic attack an additional % dmg from his max health is really a good idea. That way he can be tanky and deal great amount of damage to the enemy even as a support

The man himself who makes mora is broke as hell. The irony.

5:02 why is my credit card walking away

Trailer: Who is this mysterious man? Also Trailer: Gnosis ...... Geo

The trailer: eXcEpTiOnAl aBiLiTy iN cOmBaT aNd eNorMoUs DamAgE Reality: hits are weaker than Barbara while Barbara is a 4 star healer

"His exceptional ability to provide support AND DEAL DAMAGE"- yet Mihoyo insists he's a support character in their non-apology 😂 paired with locking a lot of his kit behind gacha, you really did him dirty, Mihoyo.

"Local gravekeeper calls forth a meteor to destroy his enemies"

I got 3 Intertwined fates. Wish me luck on getting my husbando

"Dealing significant physical damage" "to deal Enormous damage" Wow, if zhongli normal attack is significant, then xiangling would be massive....

Stop lying mihoyo. You turned his dps role to support at the last minute, which explains his confusing kit. More people would be willing to spend if you made him dps. You can't be greedy and stupid at the same time! #buffzhongli

Literally the entire liyue : a god is attacking with the capability to wipe the entire Liyue of the map. Zhongli: *busy preparing his own burial "oh this tea is of an excellent Quality"

Zhongli, also known in the States as John Lee.

zhongli in the slow-mo when Childe passed: “ah yes, i can buy osmanthus wine”

5:00 oohhh Love At first sight 😭

5:01 this is something out of a kdrama

Zhongli is the most simped on male character I have ever seen in a gacha crowd.

5:02 "and that was how I met, your father."

"though he looks young," *he looks everything but young*

Okay, I got goosebumps in 5:00 and I feel like that is the "we are destined to meet each other" scene and I squealed so hard-

alright alright i get it, here's my wallet. Take me Mr Poor Archon

Got him on day 1 of 3.0. Feels like an old friend coming home. I dunno, something about Zhongli and his VA just hits different. Keith has voiced so many memorable characters.

Literally false advertising.

"Zhongli seems to know everything about everything." Ah yes, and the floor here is made of floor.

"Attack combo deals significant damage" Combo attack modifiers are literally lower than Xianglings and Barbaras.

#BuffZhongli #JusticeForZhongli

This trailer was so misleading

i wish everyone to pull zhongli, and me myself as well. bless you for the big spear for us

Ok but like- that one second of Childe and zhongli looking at eachother. Please explain m I h o y o

"Then, alternate normal and charged attacks. Stringing together attacks to deal *enormous damage*" Hmm... Post patch 1.3: Ah now this... this is beautiful.

"Dealing significant physical damage" Top 10 anime betrayals

3:37 he's doing him dirty lmao

5:03 THEY REALLY GAVE US A CHILI MOMENT

Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember.. But where are those who share the memory

I feel like it’s a wasted opportunity for Zhongli’s Expedition Talent to not double or triple the amount of Mora gained in battle or Ley Line Disorders whenever he is in the party. Would have accented his “God of Wealth” title well.

Just wanna share my luck to everybody, just pulled my first jean along with zhongli today with small amout of primos spent, hope you all get the same luck as I did

As the fight begins. 🇫First, use Zhongli's Elemental Skill to summon a Stone Stele 🗿 and draw enemies near it, 👀 creating the ideal environment for dealing damage. 💥 Next, create a Jade Shield to absorb incoming damage. 🛡Then, alternate Normal 🤛and Charged Attacks, 🥊stringing together attacks to deal enormous damage. 💯When energy is full, unleash an Elemental Burst, ☄️and coordinate your party's attacks to wipe out the enemy. 🪦

"Though he looks young," he looked like a daddy to me

"Dealing Significant physical damage" very funny mihoyo lol

5:01 Don’t mind me stamping the kdrama scene

Zhongli really needs a buff for his normal attack and e skill

Mihoyo releases new trailer me 30 sec later: hello there

Zhongli: Every journey has its final day. Dont rush. also Zhongli: rushes to fake his own death.

Zhongli - The Archon who never brings mora